Top 160 R.S. Grey Quotes (2026 Update)
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51. “Kinsley Grace Bryant, you crazy beautiful loon, marry me so we can make hundreds of little soccer prodigies.”

— R.S. Grey

52. “He stares down at me with a cocked brow. “I won’t give you what you want.” “And what’s that?” “A reaction.” I feign an overly dramatic sigh. “I wish you would. God, I’d love to see it. Do you ever get truly mad? Sad? Happy?”

— R.S. Grey

53. “Nothing.” That word held so much power: the power to deny someone your true feelings in a moment of vulnerability.”

— R.S. Grey

54. “I know what it means to value the person you’re with.”

— R.S. Grey

55. “Can I say I’m a reformed bad boy without sounding like a tool?”

— R.S. Grey

56. “Is that your gear shift or are you just excited to see me?”

— R.S. Grey

57. “I want to wrap my hands around his neck and prove to him just how un-adorable I can be when provoked. Scrappy is an adjective that comes to mind when people try to describe me. I’m quick in a fight. I can sneak under arms and karate chop you in the kidneys – at least I can in my head.”

— R.S. Grey

58. “Maybe he’s suffering from a psychotic condition? Bipolar disorder? Depression?” My.”

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59. “I’m sorry, did my uterus just call out to him or am I hearing things?”

— R.S. Grey

60. “Oh, oops, how’d we get into this adorable position? Strategic planing, my friend.”

— R.S. Grey

61. “Don’t you worry about ol’ Jorge. He got enough fruit to last him a year.” “What does that mean? Is fruit slang for anal or something?”

— R.S. Grey

62. “Where other girls would have a framed picture of a boy band, she has a photograph of Jean-Luc Picard on her nightstand. I love her.”

— R.S. Grey

63. “No, I assure you. I have yet to have a relationship in real life, but I’ve read lots of Cosmo and I used to take a ton of those quizzes about love.” “Wow... that’s really reassuring. NOT.”

— R.S. Grey

64. “Are any of them even half as cute as Dr. McDreamy?” “Most of them are old men. Gray hair, mustaches, bellies like Santa Claus. You’ve seen my boss.”

— R.S. Grey

65. “You’re mine and you don’t even know it. I’ve never told you.”

— R.S. Grey

66. “I notice a group of female speedwalkers stopped on the street corner, gawking at Lucas. Oh really? All four of them needed to tie their shoes at the same time? It’s called a double knot, people.”

— R.S. Grey

67. “The morning light played up his hazel eyes and for a moment I was caught in his allure. The dark brows, the dark hair, the tan skin. A weaker woman would have thrown herself at him a long time ago.”

— R.S. Grey

68. “I needed you to follow your dreams so that I could follow mine alongside you.”

— R.S. Grey

69. “What are you doing?” he asks. “What everyone does in these situations – I’m turning inanimate objects into friends. Tom Hanks had Wilson, and I have Gary.” I hold up the blue nitrile glove I craftily stuffed with cotton balls. With a Sharpie, I drew Gary a face. Lucas smiles for a fraction of a second before turning and shaking his head. “We saw that,” Gary and I say.”

— R.S. Grey

70. “Yeah, but Dean and I were both hungry again by the time the restaurant closed. Don’t you have guy friends? You should know that we require constant feeding.”

— R.S. Grey

71. “The morning after I’d dumped the Easy-Bake Oven on the guesthouse porch, I’d walked out of my front door and nearly tripped on the box on the way to my truck. She’d returned it with a butter knife sticking through the side, and despite myself, I smiled.”

— R.S. Grey

72. “I come to the conclusion that there are no mistakes in life, just decisions.”

— R.S. Grey

73. “Brie wasn’t a woman that would try to fit whatever ideal mold I thought I had for a partner; she was a woman that shattered the mold and made me feel the excitement of young love again – the kind of love where you never know what to expect next and you can’t wait to find out.”

— R.S. Grey

74. “Being alone with him was a bad idea, like playing around water when you can’t swim.”

— R.S. Grey

75. “I’ll make it easy for you: I’ll just get naked and you can come graze, nibble, take what you’d like. I’m like a reasonably priced Chinese buffet.”

— R.S. Grey

76. “Cue dream sequence of Liam running slowly on a beach carrying me in his arms. I love how he’s strong enough to carry me with one arm while using the other arm to feed the seagulls. He’s such an animal lover like that.”

— R.S. Grey

77. “When was the last time I’d had a relationship like that? I think I had shown that much affection to a Snicker’s ice cream bar once, but it had been a tragically one-sided affair.”

— R.S. Grey

78. “I love you, Kinsley Bryant. I love you because you aren’t afraid to go for your dream. I love you because you had the balls to ask me to show you my tattoos when you didn’t even know me. I love you because you’re so talented and yet so humble. You’ve been given this tremendous gift and you push yourself every day to become even better. You’re inspiring to be around and I love you. Please, believe that.”

— R.S. Grey

79. “My clothes were already laid out on the floor as if I’d been raptured right out of them the night before.”

— R.S. Grey

80. “It was the feeling you get when you fall face first into bed after a long day. That’s what being near Beck felt like.”

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81. “I’m not playing around with you, Kinsley. I want to be with you,” he whispered in my ear before releasing my arm. I stumbled into the hallway, trying to gather my wits.”

— R.S. Grey

82. “Ian and I became friends three and a half years ago, close to 1300 days if some loser out there was keeping count.”

— R.S. Grey

83. “Who cares if my neighbors hear us when they walk down the hall to get their mail? Leonard, grab that package. Wait, do you hear that? I think an animal is dying in 2A.”

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84. “I hope your plan involves a time machine so you can go back and kill baby Caroline – and baby Hitler too, I suppose, if there’s time.”

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85. “The unflinching lovebirds disappeared inside the Colosseum and I was left with my pastry once again. It’s just me and you, carbs.”

— R.S. Grey

86. “Their life is worthy of a magazine spread, and my life is maybe worthy of a footnote near the back, after the Sudoku puzzles and spot the difference pictures.”

— R.S. Grey

87. “I like a girl with baggage, Abby Mae. Keeps things interesting.” His comment was too much; it stripped away my normal sarcastic responses. I was left with nothing but the bag in my hand, so I tossed it at him.”

— R.S. Grey

88. “Side note: funeral homes don’t appreciate you suggesting you’ll just make the caskets yourself.”

— R.S. Grey

89. “I’m borderline addicted to HGTV. It’s not healthy.”

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90. “It’s the height, I tell myself. He’s got a good foot on me. Maybe more. The width of him doesn’t help either. He’s hefty, which I realize isn’t a wonderful way to describe a human as it lends itself to both trash bags and general wideness in any direction, but he is hefty. Strong and broad-shouldered.”

— R.S. Grey

91. “I spent my early 20s figuring out if I prefer deep dish or stuffed-crust. My findings: I like pizza.”

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92. “And that’s how Nelson the vagabond became my first friend in New York City. Hello, full social calendar.”

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93. “There’s a compliment in there somewhere, but I’d have to use a pickaxe to find it.”

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94. “Was that a personal call, Cammie?” he asked with a shrewd glance. I had a brief moment of panic before composing myself. “Yes. It was my gynecologist. He wanted to discuss my latest pap smear. Do you want to know how the cells on my cervix are doing?”

— R.S. Grey

95. “I didn’t plan to be this dysfunctional at 27, but dysfunctionality has a way of creeping up on you. One second, you’re 22, wrapping up your undergraduate degree from a top business school, and then suddenly, you’re sitting alone in your car at 27, wondering how five years slipped trough your fingers without so much as a blink.”

— R.S. Grey

96. “She snaps the lid back on the Tupperware. “Then I’ll just take this bread to the break room. No point in it going to waste. See you in surgery!” Then she saunters out. She leaves my office and takes my damn banana bread with her.”

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97. “You’ll never get anywhere by staying in your comfort zone!!”

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98. “She’s a big fan of that fermented shark stuff from Iceland, and her music tastes are pretty specific, mostly polka-pop and yodeling.”

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99. “Ian! Why are you breathing hard! Are you having a heart attack or is she there?!” “Both.”

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100. “Her eyes narrowed and I felt desire grip my cock like a warm hand. Those damn eyes. If they weren’t slicing me in two, they were begging me closer, promising to devour me.”

— R.S. Grey