Top 160 R.S. Grey Quotes (2024 Update)

1. “I knew it was loads easier to crumble under the weight of grief than it was to stand up with it on your back, but every day you carry it forward you get stronger and stronger, and eventually it doesn’t feel as heavy as it once did.”

— R.S. Grey

2. “At this point, it is what it is, and it’s gonna be what it’s gonna be.”

— R.S. Grey

3. “Polite indifference. Sometimes, a smile says eff you even louder than words can.”

— R.S. Grey

4. “I came for you. I love you, Beck. I needed you to follow your dreams so that I could follow mine alongside you.”

— R.S. Grey

5. “The guy was sexy with a capital S-E-X-Y. Yes, that’s right, all of his letters deserved to be capitalized.”

— R.S. Grey

6. “No. Love shmove – I don’t care about that. Promise me you’ll always be my best friend.” He laughs, tips his head down, and kisses my cheek. “I thought that was obvious, Hot Lips. Best friends, forever.”

— R.S. Grey

7. “Does the ending even matter? Shouldn’t the middle be the happy part? It’s the biggest chunk of our life, and yet no one ever asks if two people had a happy middle. They care too much about the ending.”

— R.S. Grey

8. “We’re all consumed with the petty drama, the minor stuff settled right up at the top, like roses and trash. Not many people realize how easy it is to dig a little deeper.”

— R.S. Grey

9. “It’s your life, your only life, and you get to choose how you spend it.”

— R.S. Grey

10. “Hello?” “Daisy Bell.” I haven’t heard his voice in 11 years. “May I ask who’s calling?” “I think you know.” “Lucas Thatcher. I don’t recognize the number. Am I your one call from jail?” “I called from a payphone. I don’t want you tracing this.”

— R.S. Grey

11. “Our lips melted together as he kissed me. Hard. Aggressive. Impatient. If kisses could kill, ours would have.”

— R.S. Grey

12. “I escape from hell just to run right into the arms of the devil.”

— R.S. Grey

13. “You think I’m a cold bastard. You want me to be polite and gentle with you. You want me to pat your head and give you a gold star for doing your job. I won’t.” I pause briefly. “Grow up.”

— R.S. Grey

14. “Ignore the tall, dark, and handsome vibe. Book boyfriends exist for a reason.”

— R.S. Grey

15. “Ian and I became friends three and a half years ago, close to 1300 days if some loser out there was keeping count.”

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16. “Maybe he’s suffering from a psychotic condition? Bipolar disorder? Depression?” My.”

— R.S. Grey

17. “My insides are made of ooey-gooey mush.”

— R.S. Grey

18. “Can I say I’m a reformed bad boy without sounding like a tool?”

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19. “I had tears streaking down my cheeks and everyone was subtly getting the hell out of my way, pulling their children away from me like I was deranged. I’m not going to attack your kid just because I’m crying. Jeez.”

— R.S. Grey

20. “My appearance was cringe-worthy. If I asked the mirror who it considered to be the fairest of them all, it’d reply with, “Damn girl, it ain’t you. You’re a hot mess.”

— R.S. Grey

21. “Her eyes narrowed and I felt desire grip my cock like a warm hand. Those damn eyes. If they weren’t slicing me in two, they were begging me closer, promising to devour me.”

— R.S. Grey

22. “Being alone with him was a bad idea, like playing around water when you can’t swim.”

— R.S. Grey

23. “The scene we stepped into was straight out of 50 Shades of Grey – Geriatric Edition.”

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24. “I’ll make it easy for you: I’ll just get naked and you can come graze, nibble, take what you’d like. I’m like a reasonably priced Chinese buffet.”

— R.S. Grey

25. “He seemed like the type that kept people at arm’s length, maybe out of arrogance or maybe from personal choice- either way, I wanted to know him so that those eyes were narrowed and focused solely on me.”

— R.S. Grey

26. “This woman with glossy hair and smooth legs seems foreign even to me, but it feels good, as if I’m faster and more aerodynamic now that they’ve stripped most of the hair from my body.”

— R.S. Grey

27. “I didn’t plan to be this dysfunctional at 27, but dysfunctionality has a way of creeping up on you. One second, you’re 22, wrapping up your undergraduate degree from a top business school, and then suddenly, you’re sitting alone in your car at 27, wondering how five years slipped trough your fingers without so much as a blink.”

— R.S. Grey

28. “Like Batman said, you either die from peer pressure or live long enough to pressure your peers.”

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29. “There’s a compliment in there somewhere, but I’d have to use a pickaxe to find it.”

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30. “I was hoping I’d blackout for a couple minutes or – even better – experience a nice bout of amnesia. Nothing too crazy, just maybe I’d forget who I am and where I live and why my life is a bleak desolate nightmare.”

— R.S. Grey

31. “He turns to look both ways before crossing the street. He doesn’t do it because it’s what his mother taught him – I know he’s looking for me, ensuring i’m not waiting with a souped-up Ford Bronco, prepared to mow him down.”

— R.S. Grey

32. “Put it on HGTV – I think Fixer Upper is on.” “How many times can you watch Joanna Gaines say ‘French doors here’ and ‘Put a beam on it’ before it gets old?” Before I can answer Lucas with How dare you insult Jo, my phone rings.”

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33. “I realize I have no clue what page that is, or even which book I could find it in. The 7 Habits of Highly Dysfunctional Enemies? Chicken Soup for the Horny Soul?”

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34. “My night was fine too,” I volunteered. “Thanks for asking. I went to a strip club and then I robbed a bank with a bunch of strippers. We didn’t take much, since y’know strippers don’t tend to have many pockets.”

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35. “One word: Ijustgotpregnant.”

— R.S. Grey

36. “Is it ‘The British are coming’ or ‘The British are making me come’?”

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37. “That’s a little too much denim for me.” “He’s good-looking! In some parts of the world they call that a Canadian tuxedo.” “Well in my part of the world they call it a virginity force field.”

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38. “The harder the shell, the softer the heart.”

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39. “One second, he’s my best friend, and the next he’s the not so nice guy, the man who handles me like he’s barely resisting the urge to devour me whole.”

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40. “I’m not playing around with you, Kinsley. I want to be with you,” he whispered in my ear before releasing my arm. I stumbled into the hallway, trying to gather my wits.”

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41. “When she smiled, the world smiled with her, and more than once, I found myself wishing I was the man she deserved to be with, the one she had come to Italy to find.”

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42. “Oh my Liam Neeson. I’ve been taken!”

— R.S. Grey

43. “I don’t know if Lucas has a heart, but thanks to a fateful pantsing incident in middle school, I know he is a man.”

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44. “As good Christian men, we can’t let you keep livin’ like that.”

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45. “Most people are there to get shitfaced while feeling superior to poorer people with Bud Light.”

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46. “The world gets fuzzy and my problems come into sharp focus.”

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47. “Who cares if my neighbors hear us when they walk down the hall to get their mail? Leonard, grab that package. Wait, do you hear that? I think an animal is dying in 2A.”

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48. “He didn’t even know the effect those dimples had on my girly parts. One word: Ijustgotpregnant. Yeah, that’s one word.”

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49. “You’re mine and you don’t even know it. I’ve never told you.”

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50. “The man’s father runs the program for 30 years, steps down, and within a day his son’s got the job? What is this, North Korea?”

— R.S. Grey