Top 160 R.S. Grey Quotes (2024 Update)

1. “At this point, it is what it is, and it’s gonna be what it’s gonna be.”

— R.S. Grey

2. “Nobody puts baby in a corner.”

— R.S. Grey

3. “One second, he’s my best friend, and the next he’s the not so nice guy, the man who handles me like he’s barely resisting the urge to devour me whole.”

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4. “I knew it was loads easier to crumble under the weight of grief than it was to stand up with it on your back, but every day you carry it forward you get stronger and stronger, and eventually it doesn’t feel as heavy as it once did.”

— R.S. Grey

5. “I came for you. I love you, Beck. I needed you to follow your dreams so that I could follow mine alongside you.”

— R.S. Grey

6. “One word: Ijustgotpregnant.”

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7. “I escape from hell just to run right into the arms of the devil.”

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8. “The guy was sexy with a capital S-E-X-Y. Yes, that’s right, all of his letters deserved to be capitalized.”

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9. “No. Love shmove – I don’t care about that. Promise me you’ll always be my best friend.” He laughs, tips his head down, and kisses my cheek. “I thought that was obvious, Hot Lips. Best friends, forever.”

— R.S. Grey

10. “Polite indifference. Sometimes, a smile says eff you even louder than words can.”

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11. “It’s your life, your only life, and you get to choose how you spend it.”

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12. “He seemed like the type that kept people at arm’s length, maybe out of arrogance or maybe from personal choice- either way, I wanted to know him so that those eyes were narrowed and focused solely on me.”

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13. “That’s a little too much denim for me.” “He’s good-looking! In some parts of the world they call that a Canadian tuxedo.” “Well in my part of the world they call it a virginity force field.”

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14. “Ignore the tall, dark, and handsome vibe. Book boyfriends exist for a reason.”

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15. “I even find it all a little hilarious – I escape from hell just to run right into the arms of the devil.”

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16. “I had tears streaking down my cheeks and everyone was subtly getting the hell out of my way, pulling their children away from me like I was deranged. I’m not going to attack your kid just because I’m crying. Jeez.”

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17. “We’re all consumed with the petty drama, the minor stuff settled right up at the top, like roses and trash. Not many people realize how easy it is to dig a little deeper.”

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18. “Our lips melted together as he kissed me. Hard. Aggressive. Impatient. If kisses could kill, ours would have.”

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19. “I realize I have no clue what page that is, or even which book I could find it in. The 7 Habits of Highly Dysfunctional Enemies? Chicken Soup for the Horny Soul?”

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20. “My night was fine too,” I volunteered. “Thanks for asking. I went to a strip club and then I robbed a bank with a bunch of strippers. We didn’t take much, since y’know strippers don’t tend to have many pockets.”

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21. “I bet I’m leaching pheromones like a farm animal in heat.”

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22. “My appearance was cringe-worthy. If I asked the mirror who it considered to be the fairest of them all, it’d reply with, “Damn girl, it ain’t you. You’re a hot mess.”

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23. “You know I’m in love with you, right?”

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24. “I was hoping I’d blackout for a couple minutes or – even better – experience a nice bout of amnesia. Nothing too crazy, just maybe I’d forget who I am and where I live and why my life is a bleak desolate nightmare.”

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25. “Oh my Liam Neeson. I’ve been taken!”

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26. “I guess you were right – the only people who don’t know Lucas loves Daisy are Lucas and Daisy,” my mom says, and Mrs. Thatcher agrees.”

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27. “Does the ending even matter? Shouldn’t the middle be the happy part? It’s the biggest chunk of our life, and yet no one ever asks if two people had a happy middle. They care too much about the ending.”

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28. “He stares down at me with a cocked brow. “I won’t give you what you want.” “And what’s that?” “A reaction.” I feign an overly dramatic sigh. “I wish you would. God, I’d love to see it. Do you ever get truly mad? Sad? Happy?”

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29. “To get jealous, you have to actually value something. You have to be scared of someone else having what you want. You’re not scared of losing me.”

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30. “The scene we stepped into was straight out of 50 Shades of Grey – Geriatric Edition.”

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31. “To me, it’s daring. So many people wake up and repeat the same things day in and day out. How many have the courage to shake things up? To reject the safety of their routine?”

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32. “This woman with glossy hair and smooth legs seems foreign even to me, but it feels good, as if I’m faster and more aerodynamic now that they’ve stripped most of the hair from my body.”

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33. “Like Batman said, you either die from peer pressure or live long enough to pressure your peers.”

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34. “Hello?” “Daisy Bell.” I haven’t heard his voice in 11 years. “May I ask who’s calling?” “I think you know.” “Lucas Thatcher. I don’t recognize the number. Am I your one call from jail?” “I called from a payphone. I don’t want you tracing this.”

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35. “I know what it means to value the person you’re with.”

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36. “We’re best friends, kissing the exact same way we do everything else; we take liberties, we go too far, we blur and redraw the borders of our comfort zones.”

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37. “I liked peanut butter. Peanut butter never got another woman pregnant. Peanut butter never made me cry. Nobody cared if you were photographed in a club with a jar of Jif.”

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38. “This is the life,” I said, glimpsing the dark shadows of the night through the tent.”

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39. “You think I’m a cold bastard. You want me to be polite and gentle with you. You want me to pat your head and give you a gold star for doing your job. I won’t.” I pause briefly. “Grow up.”

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40. “He turns to look both ways before crossing the street. He doesn’t do it because it’s what his mother taught him – I know he’s looking for me, ensuring i’m not waiting with a souped-up Ford Bronco, prepared to mow him down.”

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41. “Put it on HGTV – I think Fixer Upper is on.” “How many times can you watch Joanna Gaines say ‘French doors here’ and ‘Put a beam on it’ before it gets old?” Before I can answer Lucas with How dare you insult Jo, my phone rings.”

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42. “I come to the conclusion that there are no mistakes in life, just decisions.”

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43. “I can be bad all on my own. If this were a movie, a sick beat would drop at this exact moment.”

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44. “Is it ‘The British are coming’ or ‘The British are making me come’?”

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45. “Brie wasn’t a woman that would try to fit whatever ideal mold I thought I had for a partner; she was a woman that shattered the mold and made me feel the excitement of young love again – the kind of love where you never know what to expect next and you can’t wait to find out.”

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46. “Oh, oops, how’d we get into this adorable position? Strategic planing, my friend.”

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47. “Don’t you worry about ol’ Jorge. He got enough fruit to last him a year.” “What does that mean? Is fruit slang for anal or something?”

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48. “No one has the capacity to judge the value of human life.”

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49. “Where other girls would have a framed picture of a boy band, she has a photograph of Jean-Luc Picard on her nightstand. I love her.”

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50. “Was that a personal call, Cammie?” he asked with a shrewd glance. I had a brief moment of panic before composing myself. “Yes. It was my gynecologist. He wanted to discuss my latest pap smear. Do you want to know how the cells on my cervix are doing?”

— R.S. Grey