Top 160 R.S. Grey Quotes (2026 Update)
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101. “I can’t help but feel a kinship with Sirius Black – except instead of being locked away with thousands of soul-sucking dementors, I’ve only got one, and he’s currently staring at me.”

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102. “What’s your game plan, Daisy? We can’t do this dance with every patient for the next six weeks.” “You are absolutely right. Here’s a plan: you give your resignation and I go on with my life, happier than ever.” “You have one hand – ” “Lucas, you of all people should know how much can be accomplished with only one hand.”

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103. “When she smiled, the world smiled with her, and more than once, I found myself wishing I was the man she deserved to be with, the one she had come to Italy to find.”

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104. “I don’t know if Lucas has a heart, but thanks to a fateful pantsing incident in middle school, I know he is a man.”

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105. “Most people are there to get shitfaced while feeling superior to poorer people with Bud Light.”

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106. “Does your cockiness have a dimmer switch or is it always set to ‘high’?”

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107. “She was probably used to testing her maturity and newfound confidence around hesitant boys closer to her age, but the lesson to be learned was that unlike boys who are intimidated by feminine boldness, men like me are inflamed by it.”

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108. “Logan?” he asks, displeased. “Football coach Logan? Never met a tub of glossy hair gel he didn’t like Logan?”

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109. “I watched girls stroll by our table, glancing at Erik with half hidden interest before scurrying off. I wanted to shout at them to move along. We get it. He’s good-looking.”

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110. “Small order of onion rings for the road, please.” When he’s done paying, I demand answers. “If we’re not going to kidnap that crazy lady, what’s your big plan?” “Why do you think I ordered those rings, Hot Lips?” He smirks. “We’re going to have to get married.”

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111. “I’m amused by the fact that we’re feeding and caffeinating each other like an old couple.”

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112. “So now we just need to figure out what the hell people wear in Montana.” “Brokeback-chic?” I offered.”

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113. “I just felt scared and vulnerable lying on that kitchen floor with you. You could pull the rug out from under me whenever you feel like it... whenever you’re ready to move on.”

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114. “He’s met someone,” she said during one of our Skype calls in my second year of medical school. “Another demon?” “I think he really likes her.” “Watch out for a lobotomy scar, or the mark of the devil. It might be tucked beneath her hair.” “They’re coming home at Christmas so he can introduce her to our parents.” “Hold a mirror up to her and see if she has a reflection.” A.”

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115. “We already share a meal service subscription and a Netflix account. In fact, if you won’t marry me, I’m going to change my password.”

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116. “I looked back down at the pitiful play-oven. It looked like revenge, if any was to be had, would at best be served half cooked and chewy.”

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117. “Edith sips her wine casually. “Since now. You’re a good teacher and five bucks is nothing. I spend that much on a damn cup of coffee down at Starbusk.” “You mean Starbucks,” I correct. “’S what I said, Starbusk.”

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118. “I tried out the standard blow-into-the-palm-of-your-hand to test my breath and yes, on a scale of one to ten, I could kill a small puppy with that wretchedness.”

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119. “Tell me what you’re doing with your hand, Sam.” “Flipping you off.”

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120. “While he’s gone, Chris gives me detailed directions for how to get to the grocery store. “Take the third left after the Lutheran church, and then the next right after First Baptist, and, now, if you see St. Mary’s, you’ve gone too far.” By the time I hop up behind the wheel of an old Ford truck, I think I’ll just let Jesus take the wheel.”

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121. “It’s like looking out a single window and thinking you know what the whole world looks like.”

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122. “Sam, do you want anything for dessert?” Sam can’t come to the phone right now. She’s dead. “Sam?” he asks again, but it’s a whisper against the shell of my ear – a taunt.”

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123. “If I’m going to go back into that living room and converse with people I haven’t seen since high school, I need to be under the influence. Like an adult.”

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124. “Italians all seemed to believe that a few drinks and a good meal would cure any ill. Fat chance.”

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125. “Is she incapable of standing upright without holding on to him for support?”

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126. “Why should I care about keeping my life on a perfectly straight course when it kept throwing wild curves at me?”

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127. “He leans forward and presses a kiss to my cheek. It’s so romantic and soft. I want to capture it in a mason jar and preserve it for later.”

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128. “What a fun way to die – of pure mortification, right in the middle of my sister’s newly remodeled kitchen.”

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129. “HOLY GUACA-DO ME. He.”

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130. “Haven’t either of you been with someone you’re so attracted to you can hardly stand it?”

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131. “My eyes swept down to his soft black t-shirt that read: “don’t do school, eat your drugs, stay in vegetables”.”

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132. “Why do you have so many? That bag is overflowing.” “I couldn’t remember what Principal Pruitt’s favorite dessert was, so I made them all.” “All?” “Brownies, cookies, blondies, lemon bars, and mini pecan pies. When I bribe, I bribe hard.”

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133. “You listen here, Lucas Thatcher. I hate you, but you’re going to kiss me. You’re going to kiss me and you’re not going to stop.”

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134. “On any given day, half of the subway cars smelled like urine, and attempting to get anywhere on time was nearly impossible. It was stressful to live in the city and I still hadn’t found my niche, but I had dreams. One day when I’d paid off my massive pile of student loans and was working for Vogue, I’d move to the Upper East Side and get to experience the city in a whole new light.”

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135. “I laugh loudly and aggressively. I need her to shut up and go have her baby somewhere.”

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136. “Adorably dysfunctional twenty-something seeks handsome veterinarian. Serious offers only.”

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137. “It’s like if they stop touching, the other person might die.”

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138. “After that, he turns back to me, locks his gaze with mine, and asks simply, “How is someone supposed to confess their love? Should I have ordered up dinner or dessert for us? Have you eaten? I haven’t even thought to ask.” What?!”

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139. “To love is to settle, to feel calmed by a lover’s embrace. It’s why people often define home as a person, not a place.”

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140. “Taylor is elusive and wild, a clever little cat. I couldn’t predict her next move if there were a million dollars on the line.”

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141. “My gut says to go with you and it’s yet to fail me.” He smiled, brushing off my concerns so easily. Well that’s because your gut is probably made up of rock hard abs; they wouldn’t fail anyone.”

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142. “As good Christian men, we can’t let you keep livin’ like that.”

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143. “The world gets fuzzy and my problems come into sharp focus.”

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144. “The last thing I needed was for a horde of Justin Bieber fans to take over my Twitter feed with death threats.”

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145. “I need to Amazon Prime some sage and perform an ancient cleansing ritual under a full moon in the center of town.”

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146. “Sure, he’s no longer the scrawny Lucas from a decade ago, but even with his new Body by PubertyTM, he has to have calculated the risk in playing a game of sensual chicken with me.”

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147. “Roses are red, Daisy is you, I heard you came back, and I did too.”

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148. “I swear he’s looking at me with desire. Yeah, he definitely is – it’s the same look Alfred gives his food bowl.”

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149. “What do you call this?” “A friendship with unhealthy, codependent tendencies.” I smile. “Well to me it seems like the start of something really, really special.”

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150. “The execs were tough on him. All day he’d absorb their poison like a sponge, and at night, he’d wring it all out on me.”

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