Top 90 Shannon Mayer Quotes (2024 Update)

1. “The devil will tell you nine truths, so that you’ll believe one lie.”

— Shannon Mayer

2. “Behold, the field in which I grow my ducks. Lay thine eyes upon it and see that it is barren. Autocorrect might like it to be ducks, but we all know it wasn’t a row of quacking fowl.”

— Shannon Mayer

3. “In a game of survival, there are no rules,” my mother had always said. “Play to your God-given strengths, Wild, and don’t feel bad for it.”

— Shannon Mayer

4. “Good girl? Good girls get run over in life; you need to be a bit of a badass to make it in this world.”

— Shannon Mayer

5. “I am my own hero. I will slay the dragons. I need no one to save me.” The.”

— Shannon Mayer

6. “Blessed are those who find love, for it shall lead them home.”

— Shannon Mayer

7. “I don’t need protecting. Guys think I’m weak ’cause I’m a girl. But I’ll kick them in the balls and take all their money if they mess with me.”

— Shannon Mayer

8. “Needs are different for every person. You can’t treat everyone the same, not really.”

— Shannon Mayer

9. “Never trust someone that throws money at you, Tank. People like that have more money than sense, and more sense than morals. Think fast, and make friends slow, or not at all.”

— Shannon Mayer

10. “The surest way to hate someone to the core of your soul is to love and trust them with all your heart first.”

— Shannon Mayer

11. “I know I’m not useless. I’m a cat. I’m purrrrfect.”

— Shannon Mayer

12. “You sure?” “Nope.” “Excellent, I was worried you suddenly had a plan.”

— Shannon Mayer

13. “Ah, the optimism of the walking dead; it knows no bounds.”

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14. “When the blind refuse the gift of sight, you only anger them by describing what the world around them offers.”

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15. “We are each called to this world, Rylee, for a purpose. Some of us find it, like you. Others are not so lucky. Not until I met you and Milly did I find my purpose, and it was shortly after that when the madness began.”

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16. “What the hell?” I screamed the words into the wind as I flopped up and down and sideways on the back of an undead horse, an animated skeleton holding me in my seat as we raced after a fairy who did nothing but laugh at me. That sentence should have only applied if I’d been eating magic mushrooms.”

— Shannon Mayer

17. “Years of finding mothers slumped over crinkled pictures, of watching their hope fade and their hearts break. Doesn’t matter what language they speak, those words are always the same and always the loudest.”

— Shannon Mayer

18. “I’m starting to believe there is no such thing as coincidence.”

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19. “Madness is a place where I hide from those who would silence me.”

— Shannon Mayer

20. “The heroes only show up when the monsters – the true monsters – begin to revisit this world. Heroes and monsters, they are tied to one another.”

— Shannon Mayer

21. “A home is not the place you live your life, child of the earth.” The queen’s voice was strong and firm. “Home is the place your life blooms.” I.”

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22. “Silence was often a virtue overlooked by those in a hurry to get their answers.”

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23. “You will see. Pain and love, they are married. But without pain, love would not be powerful like it is.”

— Shannon Mayer

24. “Because suffering was a part of life, and without it you grew prideful and full of ego.”

— Shannon Mayer

25. “I was not in shape in any sense of the word unless round-ish and slightly squishy counted as a shape.”

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26. “To live for love is a blessing, but to die for love? I see, now, to die for love is an honor.”

— Shannon Mayer

27. “Child, do you really want to know the future? Or would you rather live it and know each choice you make will take you to places you must be? Trust is a strange thing, so tied to fear. Let the fear go...”

— Shannon Mayer

28. “No big deal. What’s life without a little poison now and then?”

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29. “Truth, when it came, was less likely to make us happy than we thought.”

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30. “Think fast, and make friends slow, or not at all.”

— Shannon Mayer

31. “Silence was its own power sometimes. I didn’t use it often enough.”

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32. “The Guardian Wolf comes to the aid of the heroes of the world when the balance of our existence is in jeopardy.”

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33. “It’s the choices we make after those mistakes that count.”

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34. “The world will beat the hell out of you if you let it, I know from experience. But I wouldn’t trade any of the choices I’ve made. Because in the end, I have to live with myself. Same as you have to live with yourself. Always follow your heart. No matter who tries to convince you otherwise.”

— Shannon Mayer

35. “Beauty I couldn’t control, but kicking him in the head to prove my dominance was well within my skill level.”

— Shannon Mayer

36. “This better be good,” he grumbled, sleep heavy in his words, the sound of static belying the fact he was a supernatural using a phone. I snorted. “Doran, I need ride.” The phone was so damn sensitive I heard the slide of sheets over his body as he moved around. Unreal. “Do you know how long I’ve waited to hear you say that?” Doran all but purred into the phone, all trace of sleepiness gone.”

— Shannon Mayer

37. “I had to set the bitchface free.”

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38. “Kitty puke on cookie sheets!” The.”

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39. “There were enough ‘buts’ in that little story to make a gay man giddy.”

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40. “To be loved, even to lose it, was a blessing.”

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41. “The righteous anger of a woman defending her family is a sight to behold, even in death. Beware the demon, for he will wish you to be his own.”

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42. “Don’t take this the wrong way, but I really don’t want to ride with you back to the house smelling like that.” Sarge wrinkled up his nose.”

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43. “Men are dumb. Sometimes they want a woman so bad, they can’t see past the wanting and realize it’ll never work. Sometimes we have to do it for them, cut those ties and say goodbye.”

— Shannon Mayer

44. “Remember my child, that the darkest hour of all is the hour before the day breaks.” Irish Proverb.”

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45. “Of honey and ash, of feathers and bone, once more shall you find the pathway home.”

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46. “Every girl needs a girlfriend to drink with who won’t tell your stage-whispered secrets to anyone else. Sometimes that girl is your own age, and sometimes she isn’t.”

— Shannon Mayer

47. “Behold, my field of ducks, and see that it is barren. Absolutely not one duck in sight as far as I could see.”

— Shannon Mayer

48. “Sometimes the world pushes us in a direction we think is wrong, because it is not of our choosing. That does not mean it is taking us to the wrong destination, just that the path is one we didn’t foresee.”

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49. “If I’d learned anything at the ripe old age of forty-one, it was that no dream could last forever, and no man can save you from yourself.”

— Shannon Mayer

50. “Menopause might have physical side effects – like the libido issue – but the rest was just a woman who’d given up trying to please everyone.”

— Shannon Mayer