Top 160 Steve the Noob Quotes (2025 Update)
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51. “I do mean it. I don’t want this kind of responsibility anymore.” Then the paladin walked out.”

— Steve the Noob

52. “With this business in place, it might help us become the central trading hub that the mayor dreamed of.”

— Steve the Noob

53. “AHHHH! I hate slimes!” I yelled as I kicked and stomped on the smaller slimes. My horse saw me stomping on the green monsters, so it copied me and started stomping on them, too. “Yeah, get them, horsey!”

— Steve the Noob

54. “Lucky bit on to Bob’s robe and dragged him onward. “Ah! Your pet is trying to run me to death.”

— Steve the Noob

55. “Suddenly, Maili broke the silence and yelled, “Release Red now or pay the consequences!” “Hm? Oh, you’re here for Red? I thought you wanted to buy some cookies or something from our bakery shop,” I said.”

— Steve the Noob

56. “Get in here.” Reluctantly, Steve came inside. Suddenly the huge door closed behind us. Steve let out a girly scream. “Oh, no! We’re trapped!” “Stop panicking. You’re making me look bad!” Then these red glowing eyes appeared out of the darkness and a monstrous voice filled the courtyard. “So, you must be Herobrine, the dummy who wishes to challenge me,” the scary voice said.”

— Steve the Noob

57. “Aaauggh!!! “Rodriquez!” I yelled. “NOOO!!!” My knight friend fell forward to his knees, and a split second later, he poofed right on the spot.”

— Steve the Noob

58. “Once on the ground, I smashed and smashed him, over and over again.”

— Steve the Noob

59. “And those visitors gottaeat somewhere.”

— Steve the Noob

60. “Maybe Team Scorpion won’t see them. Maybe they’ll make it to us safely.”

— Steve the Noob

61. “It doesn’t have to be a lengthy or well written review; it just has to be a few words and then click on the stars. It would take less than 5 minutes.”

— Steve the Noob

62. “It turned out I got food poisoning from consuming raw chicken. I had to go poo like every 20 minutes. Oh, my goodness, it was a terrible ordeal.”

— Steve the Noob

63. “Look, look, how about I go with you?”

— Steve the Noob

64. “Fire at will!” Then Will yelled, “What?! Why?! What did I do?!”

— Steve the Noob

65. “The necromancer chuckled. “Why would you think I would let a former enemy into my base? And especially when he would be accompanied by his friend, the Uptight Knight?” “Hey, I’m not a knight anymore! I’m a paladin!” retorted Devlin. “Oooh, alright, Mr. Uptight Paladin. Hm, that doesn’t quite have the same ring to it.”

— Steve the Noob

66. “While blocks were falling all around us, the elder dragon darted its middle head right at Orion’s body. The head opened up its jaw and snapped up the mech-less driver whole. In an instant, he was gone.”

— Steve the Noob

67. “How come it’s so small?”

— Steve the Noob

68. “Scorpions!” the thief yelled. “Bring me that noob!”

— Steve the Noob

69. “Yeah, Lucky wants to go with you, just look at him.” Lucky was lying on the grass like he had just died. “Can’t you see his excitement?” I said nervously.”

— Steve the Noob

70. “Cindy ran to me and got down on her knees and hugged me.”

— Steve the Noob

71. “And finally, I’m only gonna take character suggestions from readers and reviewers that are on my favorite list 2.0. This includes the first list, too.”

— Steve the Noob

72. “Arthur yelled as he fell into the abyss.”

— Steve the Noob

73. “After the dust cleared, the elder dragon turned and faced the crater and slammed its front paw into the ground a couple of times, like it wanted to make sure that it got Lennox.”

— Steve the Noob

74. “But are you sure? I mean, Wanda is a salty lady.”

— Steve the Noob

75. “I landed and rolled into a building.”

— Steve the Noob

76. “Can’t you see his excitement?” I said nervously. “What’s wrong with your dog?”

— Steve the Noob

77. “Yeah, everything you said just sounded like a bunch of gibberish,” said Alex. “Everything you say sounds like a bunch of gibberish,” The101greatone muttered under his breath. “What?” Alex said sharply.”

— Steve the Noob

78. “Hey! Hey! That’s my head! What are you doing?!” “It’s your fat head! That’s why we’re stuck!” So, I used my left hand and pushed her head back. “No! It’s your fat head!”

— Steve the Noob

79. “It is even kind of romantic.”

— Steve the Noob

80. “The defender opened his eyes. “Steve?!” “Run!” I yelled as I held the enemy’s mouth open with my hands.”

— Steve the Noob

81. “Sorry, I’m doing the best I can answering your questions truthfully.”

— Steve the Noob

82. “Inside the chest, we found 20 gold ores, 8 diamonds, 70 iron ores, and 20 obsidian blocks.”

— Steve the Noob

83. “Pierce and I decided to take advantage of that special situation by getting our hands on a piece of coal. Then we started writing and drawing stuff on Arthur’s face. It was so funny when he woke up. He walked around with a drawing of a heart on his forehead and Autumn’s name in the middle. It took him a minute to figure out why everyone was laughing and pointing at his head.”

— Steve the Noob

84. “AHHH! My muscles are too sore; my body really got wrecked yesterday. What am I gonna do?”

— Steve the Noob

85. “Leaders need to be confident in order to lead well.”

— Steve the Noob

86. “But I don’t have any diamonds. Um, would you take some slime balls instead?”

— Steve the Noob

87. “She grabbed my hand and led me closer.”

— Steve the Noob

88. “We are Team Scorpion!” Red yelled. “And we are OUT!”

— Steve the Noob

89. “Don’t eat too much candy.”

— Steve the Noob

90. “Maky came out of nowhere and greeted us. “Hey, guys! Welcome back!” She gave each of us a hug. “Great speech, Steve. It gave me goosebumps!”

— Steve the Noob

91. “Sure, that sounds like a great idea. I’m pretty hungry from all that smashing.”

— Steve the Noob

92. “Could this be the end of Steve the noob? Am I destined to become a pancake from getting stomped on mercilessly?”

— Steve the Noob

93. “I tried sitting up from my bed, but I couldn’t do it. I couldn’t get up because my abs were too sore. So, I rolled over and fell off my bed. Usually, my arms would have caught me and stopped me from slamming into the floor, but my arms were nearly immobile.”

— Steve the Noob

94. “My pet started yowling into the sky, like he was mimicking my screams of pain.”

— Steve the Noob

95. “Cindy wanted to come help, and I couldn’t say ‘no’ to my favorite niece.”

— Steve the Noob

96. “Yeah, and check out her butt. It’s, like, ginormous,” said Obsidian. I chuckled. “Wow, you’re right! She does have a big butt!” “Would you two stop checking out the spider’s butt and start focusing on our current situation instead?” said Alex sternly.”

— Steve the Noob

97. “WACKYDOODLEFACE5.”

— Steve the Noob

98. “Ain’t nobody got time for that!”

— Steve the Noob

99. “In the path of the spiders’ stampede, Bob stood tall and strong.”

— Steve the Noob

100. “Well, okay. Let’s just call you Steve, Steve the noob.”

— Steve the Noob