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Steve the Noob Quote: “I’m going to go talk to your manager.”

51. “I’m going to go talk to your manager.”

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Steve the Noob Quote: “And finally, I’m only gonna take character suggestions from readers and reviewers that are on my favorite list 2.0. This includes the first list, too.”

52. “And finally, I’m only gonna take character suggestions from readers and reviewers that are on my favorite list 2.0. This includes the first list, too.”

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Steve the Noob Quote: “Don’t worry, we got it,” Cole replied. “Come on, have I ever let you down before?” With a blank expression, I looked straight into Cole’s eyes. “Hm, don’t answer that,” he said.”

53. “Don’t worry, we got it,” Cole replied. “Come on, have I ever let you down before?” With a blank expression, I looked straight into Cole’s eyes. “Hm, don’t answer that,” he said.”

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Steve the Noob Quote: “Think about it: you took on a boss spider with her minions, and you made it out alive. I think that qualifies as pretty good.”

54. “Think about it: you took on a boss spider with her minions, and you made it out alive. I think that qualifies as pretty good.”

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Steve the Noob Quote: “Right when Gavin saw me standing at the front gate, a look of confusion came over his face. “You? What are you still doing here? Don’t tell me you still want a tour of my base?” My mouth dropped. He forgot about us? “What?! Are you kidding me?! We’ve been out here waiting for you!” yelled Devlin. “Waiting for me? Don’t you mean you’ve been waiting for your friends here?” said Gavin.”

55. “Right when Gavin saw me standing at the front gate, a look of confusion came over his face. “You? What are you still doing here? Don’t tell me you still want a tour of my base?” My mouth dropped. He forgot about us? “What?! Are you kidding me?! We’ve been out here waiting for you!” yelled Devlin. “Waiting for me? Don’t you mean you’ve been waiting for your friends here?” said Gavin.”

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Steve the Noob Quote: “Also, I ask that you get at least a minimum of eight hours of sleep each night.”

56. “Also, I ask that you get at least a minimum of eight hours of sleep each night.”

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Steve the Noob Quote: “Are you saying I’m old?!”

57. “Are you saying I’m old?!”

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Steve the Noob Quote: “Our town has so many cool attractions now, I thought. A bright and amazing beacon, a horse stable, a pizza restaurant, a mining operation that should be generating lots of different ores soon, a sturdy protective wall with a trench, high towers and soon to be outposts, and finally, a strong guard force that is ready to protect the town at a moment’s notice.”

58. “Our town has so many cool attractions now, I thought. A bright and amazing beacon, a horse stable, a pizza restaurant, a mining operation that should be generating lots of different ores soon, a sturdy protective wall with a trench, high towers and soon to be outposts, and finally, a strong guard force that is ready to protect the town at a moment’s notice.”

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Steve the Noob Quote: “To my surprise, his head flew right off! It was as if his head was made of cardboard. Everyone screamed! Holy Moly! I guess I don’t know my own strength. I had accidentally killed the village chief. After that, everyone just ran away from me.”

59. “To my surprise, his head flew right off! It was as if his head was made of cardboard. Everyone screamed! Holy Moly! I guess I don’t know my own strength. I had accidentally killed the village chief. After that, everyone just ran away from me.”

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Steve the Noob Quote: “But are you sure? I mean, Wanda is a salty lady.”

60. “But are you sure? I mean, Wanda is a salty lady.”

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Steve the Noob Quote: “Can’t you see his excitement?” I said nervously. “What’s wrong with your dog?”

61. “Can’t you see his excitement?” I said nervously. “What’s wrong with your dog?”

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Steve the Noob Quote: “The defender opened his eyes. “Steve?!” “Run!” I yelled as I held the enemy’s mouth open with my hands.”

62. “The defender opened his eyes. “Steve?!” “Run!” I yelled as I held the enemy’s mouth open with my hands.”

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Steve the Noob Quote: “Fire at will!” Then Will yelled, “What?! Why?! What did I do?!”

63. “Fire at will!” Then Will yelled, “What?! Why?! What did I do?!”

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Steve the Noob Quote: “I’m not his janitor. No way I’m cleaning that up,” said.”

64. “I’m not his janitor. No way I’m cleaning that up,” said.”

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Steve the Noob Quote: “A villager named Avery moved into town and started up a fashion clothing store. She said that fashion was her passion, and that she wanted to brighten up our town with dazzling colors and the latest trends. After moving in and starting up her business, Avery suggested to the mayor that we should put our guard force in uniform, so that we could distinguish them easily from regular villagers. The mayor loved the idea, so he commissioned.”

65. “A villager named Avery moved into town and started up a fashion clothing store. She said that fashion was her passion, and that she wanted to brighten up our town with dazzling colors and the latest trends. After moving in and starting up her business, Avery suggested to the mayor that we should put our guard force in uniform, so that we could distinguish them easily from regular villagers. The mayor loved the idea, so he commissioned.”

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Steve the Noob Quote: “We’ll have to target an area that’s crawling with those creepy crawlies.”

66. “We’ll have to target an area that’s crawling with those creepy crawlies.”

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Steve the Noob Quote: “Inside the chest, we found 20 gold ores, 8 diamonds, 70 iron ores, and 20 obsidian blocks.”

67. “Inside the chest, we found 20 gold ores, 8 diamonds, 70 iron ores, and 20 obsidian blocks.”

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Steve the Noob Quote: “We are Team Scorpion!” Red yelled. “And we are OUT!”

68. “We are Team Scorpion!” Red yelled. “And we are OUT!”

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Steve the Noob Quote: “Long trips make my butt hurt.”

69. “Long trips make my butt hurt.”

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Steve the Noob Quote: “Yeah, and check out her butt. It’s, like, ginormous,” said Obsidian. I chuckled. “Wow, you’re right! She does have a big butt!”

70. “Yeah, and check out her butt. It’s, like, ginormous,” said Obsidian. I chuckled. “Wow, you’re right! She does have a big butt!”

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Steve the Noob Quote: “That’s a lot of books.”

71. “That’s a lot of books.”

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Steve the Noob Quote: “It is even kind of romantic.”

72. “It is even kind of romantic.”

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Steve the Noob Quote: “Sorry, I’m doing the best I can answering your questions truthfully.”

73. “Sorry, I’m doing the best I can answering your questions truthfully.”

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Steve the Noob Quote: “Everyone turned to look at me and started clapping. It was so embarrassing. My hands were all greasy, I had nachos smeared all over my lips and my mouth was filled to the brim with food.”

74. “Everyone turned to look at me and started clapping. It was so embarrassing. My hands were all greasy, I had nachos smeared all over my lips and my mouth was filled to the brim with food.”

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Steve the Noob Quote: “Also, they don’t drop anything useful. All I get are these slime balls. I mean, what can you do with these? They are so useless that I might as well toss them.”

75. “Also, they don’t drop anything useful. All I get are these slime balls. I mean, what can you do with these? They are so useless that I might as well toss them.”

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Steve the Noob Quote: “Maybe Team Scorpion won’t see them. Maybe they’ll make it to us safely.”

76. “Maybe Team Scorpion won’t see them. Maybe they’ll make it to us safely.”

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Steve the Noob Quote: “Yeah, it was easy-peasy, Stevie.” A look of disgust came over my face. “Stevie?”

77. “Yeah, it was easy-peasy, Stevie.” A look of disgust came over my face. “Stevie?”

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Steve the Noob Quote: “First things first,” said Archery Captain Arceus.”

78. “First things first,” said Archery Captain Arceus.”

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Steve the Noob Quote: “Pierce and I decided to take advantage of that special situation by getting our hands on a piece of coal. Then we started writing and drawing stuff on Arthur’s face. It was so funny when he woke up. He walked around with a drawing of a heart on his forehead and Autumn’s name in the middle. It took him a minute to figure out why everyone was laughing and pointing at his head.”

79. “Pierce and I decided to take advantage of that special situation by getting our hands on a piece of coal. Then we started writing and drawing stuff on Arthur’s face. It was so funny when he woke up. He walked around with a drawing of a heart on his forehead and Autumn’s name in the middle. It took him a minute to figure out why everyone was laughing and pointing at his head.”

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Steve the Noob Quote: “Leaders need to be confident in order to lead well.”

80. “Leaders need to be confident in order to lead well.”

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Steve the Noob Quote: “She grabbed my hand and led me closer.”

81. “She grabbed my hand and led me closer.”

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Steve the Noob Quote: “Sure, that sounds like a great idea. I’m pretty hungry from all that smashing.”

82. “Sure, that sounds like a great idea. I’m pretty hungry from all that smashing.”

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Steve the Noob Quote: “Yeah, Lucky wants to go with you, just look at him.” Lucky was lying on the grass like he had just died. “Can’t you see his excitement?” I said nervously.”

83. “Yeah, Lucky wants to go with you, just look at him.” Lucky was lying on the grass like he had just died. “Can’t you see his excitement?” I said nervously.”

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Steve the Noob Quote: “After the dust cleared, the elder dragon turned and faced the crater and slammed its front paw into the ground a couple of times, like it wanted to make sure that it got Lennox.”

84. “After the dust cleared, the elder dragon turned and faced the crater and slammed its front paw into the ground a couple of times, like it wanted to make sure that it got Lennox.”

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Steve the Noob Quote: “The final winner for this round is Jess! Better luck to you next time, Zavior!”

85. “The final winner for this round is Jess! Better luck to you next time, Zavior!”

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Steve the Noob Quote: “The arrow hit Lucky right in the chest.”

86. “The arrow hit Lucky right in the chest.”

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Steve the Noob Quote: “I snapped out of my daydream of capturing bats and eating high-end restaurant food. “Huh? What? Yeah, I’m okay.” I wiped a small amount of drool from my mouth. “That’s a very generous pay structure, I should be able to find you some tamers easily at those rates.” “That’s great, thank you for your help, my friend. Please direct the tamers here and I’ll brief them.” I nodded. “Okay, I’ll start looking right now. See you later, Owen.”

87. “I snapped out of my daydream of capturing bats and eating high-end restaurant food. “Huh? What? Yeah, I’m okay.” I wiped a small amount of drool from my mouth. “That’s a very generous pay structure, I should be able to find you some tamers easily at those rates.” “That’s great, thank you for your help, my friend. Please direct the tamers here and I’ll brief them.” I nodded. “Okay, I’ll start looking right now. See you later, Owen.”

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Steve the Noob Quote: “With this business in place, it might help us become the central trading hub that the mayor dreamed of.”

88. “With this business in place, it might help us become the central trading hub that the mayor dreamed of.”

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Steve the Noob Quote: “Lucky bit on to Bob’s robe and dragged him onward. “Ah! Your pet is trying to run me to death.”

89. “Lucky bit on to Bob’s robe and dragged him onward. “Ah! Your pet is trying to run me to death.”

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Steve the Noob Quote: “Suddenly, Maili broke the silence and yelled, “Release Red now or pay the consequences!” “Hm? Oh, you’re here for Red? I thought you wanted to buy some cookies or something from our bakery shop,” I said.”

90. “Suddenly, Maili broke the silence and yelled, “Release Red now or pay the consequences!” “Hm? Oh, you’re here for Red? I thought you wanted to buy some cookies or something from our bakery shop,” I said.”

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Steve the Noob Quote: “Aaauggh!!! “Rodriquez!” I yelled. “NOOO!!!” My knight friend fell forward to his knees, and a split second later, he poofed right on the spot.”

91. “Aaauggh!!! “Rodriquez!” I yelled. “NOOO!!!” My knight friend fell forward to his knees, and a split second later, he poofed right on the spot.”

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Steve the Noob Quote: “Backstab me in the face? Wait, wouldn’t that be called a facestab, then?”

92. “Backstab me in the face? Wait, wouldn’t that be called a facestab, then?”

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Steve the Noob Quote: “Skeletons. Black skeletons.”

93. “Skeletons. Black skeletons.”

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Steve the Noob Quote: “I looked at Lisa and her eyes were glued to the bed.”

94. “I looked at Lisa and her eyes were glued to the bed.”

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Steve the Noob Quote: “Lucky and I traveled to the wall nearby. We followed it around the village until we came upon Tommy.”

95. “Lucky and I traveled to the wall nearby. We followed it around the village until we came upon Tommy.”

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Steve the Noob Quote: “I tried sitting up from my bed, but I couldn’t do it. I couldn’t get up because my abs were too sore. So, I rolled over and fell off my bed. Usually, my arms would have caught me and stopped me from slamming into the floor, but my arms were nearly immobile.”

96. “I tried sitting up from my bed, but I couldn’t do it. I couldn’t get up because my abs were too sore. So, I rolled over and fell off my bed. Usually, my arms would have caught me and stopped me from slamming into the floor, but my arms were nearly immobile.”

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Steve the Noob Quote: “Cindy wanted to come help, and I couldn’t say ‘no’ to my favorite niece.”

97. “Cindy wanted to come help, and I couldn’t say ‘no’ to my favorite niece.”

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Steve the Noob Quote: “WACKYDOODLEFACE5.”

98. “WACKYDOODLEFACE5.”

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Steve the Noob Quote: “In the path of the spiders’ stampede, Bob stood tall and strong.”

99. “In the path of the spiders’ stampede, Bob stood tall and strong.”

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Steve the Noob Quote: “Emily disappeared behind some bookshelves. She emerged a few minutes later.”

100. “Emily disappeared behind some bookshelves. She emerged a few minutes later.”

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