Top 160 Steve the Noob Quotes (2024 Update)
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51. “It turned out I got food poisoning from consuming raw chicken. I had to go poo like every 20 minutes. Oh, my goodness, it was a terrible ordeal.”

— Steve the Noob

52. “Look, look, how about I go with you?”

— Steve the Noob

53. “Fire at will!” Then Will yelled, “What?! Why?! What did I do?!”

— Steve the Noob

54. “The necromancer chuckled. “Why would you think I would let a former enemy into my base? And especially when he would be accompanied by his friend, the Uptight Knight?” “Hey, I’m not a knight anymore! I’m a paladin!” retorted Devlin. “Oooh, alright, Mr. Uptight Paladin. Hm, that doesn’t quite have the same ring to it.”

— Steve the Noob

55. “While blocks were falling all around us, the elder dragon darted its middle head right at Orion’s body. The head opened up its jaw and snapped up the mech-less driver whole. In an instant, he was gone.”

— Steve the Noob

56. “How come it’s so small?”

— Steve the Noob

57. “Scorpions!” the thief yelled. “Bring me that noob!”

— Steve the Noob

58. “Yeah, Lucky wants to go with you, just look at him.” Lucky was lying on the grass like he had just died. “Can’t you see his excitement?” I said nervously.”

— Steve the Noob

59. “Cindy ran to me and got down on her knees and hugged me.”

— Steve the Noob

60. “And finally, I’m only gonna take character suggestions from readers and reviewers that are on my favorite list 2.0. This includes the first list, too.”

— Steve the Noob

61. “Arthur yelled as he fell into the abyss.”

— Steve the Noob

62. “After the dust cleared, the elder dragon turned and faced the crater and slammed its front paw into the ground a couple of times, like it wanted to make sure that it got Lennox.”

— Steve the Noob

63. “But are you sure? I mean, Wanda is a salty lady.”

— Steve the Noob

64. “I landed and rolled into a building.”

— Steve the Noob

65. “Can’t you see his excitement?” I said nervously. “What’s wrong with your dog?”

— Steve the Noob

66. “Yeah, everything you said just sounded like a bunch of gibberish,” said Alex. “Everything you say sounds like a bunch of gibberish,” The101greatone muttered under his breath. “What?” Alex said sharply.”

— Steve the Noob

67. “Hey! Hey! That’s my head! What are you doing?!” “It’s your fat head! That’s why we’re stuck!” So, I used my left hand and pushed her head back. “No! It’s your fat head!”

— Steve the Noob

68. “It is even kind of romantic.”

— Steve the Noob

69. “The defender opened his eyes. “Steve?!” “Run!” I yelled as I held the enemy’s mouth open with my hands.”

— Steve the Noob

70. “Sorry, I’m doing the best I can answering your questions truthfully.”

— Steve the Noob

71. “Inside the chest, we found 20 gold ores, 8 diamonds, 70 iron ores, and 20 obsidian blocks.”

— Steve the Noob

72. “Pierce and I decided to take advantage of that special situation by getting our hands on a piece of coal. Then we started writing and drawing stuff on Arthur’s face. It was so funny when he woke up. He walked around with a drawing of a heart on his forehead and Autumn’s name in the middle. It took him a minute to figure out why everyone was laughing and pointing at his head.”

— Steve the Noob

73. “AHHH! My muscles are too sore; my body really got wrecked yesterday. What am I gonna do?”

— Steve the Noob

74. “Leaders need to be confident in order to lead well.”

— Steve the Noob

75. “But I don’t have any diamonds. Um, would you take some slime balls instead?”

— Steve the Noob

76. “She grabbed my hand and led me closer.”

— Steve the Noob

77. “We are Team Scorpion!” Red yelled. “And we are OUT!”

— Steve the Noob

78. “Don’t eat too much candy.”

— Steve the Noob

79. “Maky came out of nowhere and greeted us. “Hey, guys! Welcome back!” She gave each of us a hug. “Great speech, Steve. It gave me goosebumps!”

— Steve the Noob

80. “Sure, that sounds like a great idea. I’m pretty hungry from all that smashing.”

— Steve the Noob

81. “Could this be the end of Steve the noob? Am I destined to become a pancake from getting stomped on mercilessly?”

— Steve the Noob

82. “I tried sitting up from my bed, but I couldn’t do it. I couldn’t get up because my abs were too sore. So, I rolled over and fell off my bed. Usually, my arms would have caught me and stopped me from slamming into the floor, but my arms were nearly immobile.”

— Steve the Noob

83. “My pet started yowling into the sky, like he was mimicking my screams of pain.”

— Steve the Noob

84. “Cindy wanted to come help, and I couldn’t say ‘no’ to my favorite niece.”

— Steve the Noob

85. “Yeah, and check out her butt. It’s, like, ginormous,” said Obsidian. I chuckled. “Wow, you’re right! She does have a big butt!” “Would you two stop checking out the spider’s butt and start focusing on our current situation instead?” said Alex sternly.”

— Steve the Noob

86. “WACKYDOODLEFACE5.”

— Steve the Noob

87. “Ain’t nobody got time for that!”

— Steve the Noob

88. “In the path of the spiders’ stampede, Bob stood tall and strong.”

— Steve the Noob

89. “Well, okay. Let’s just call you Steve, Steve the noob.”

— Steve the Noob

90. “Our rogues engaged the enemy rogues and thieves. Our guards got some breathing room as Team.”

— Steve the Noob

91. “This power! I never want to lose it!” yelled Isaac. “Come on, guys! It’s time to use it!” said Devlin.”

— Steve the Noob

92. “I had mistaken a brown sheep for Devlin.”

— Steve the Noob

93. “Yeah, it was easy-peasy, Stevie.” A look of disgust came over my face. “Stevie?”

— Steve the Noob

94. “Hey, shhh! Don’t call me by my real name.”

— Steve the Noob

95. “Come on, you’re a great distraction! All the bosses hate you for some reason!”

— Steve the Noob

96. “It’s hard to penetrate.”

— Steve the Noob

97. “Think about it: you took on a boss spider with her minions, and you made it out alive. I think that qualifies as pretty good.”

— Steve the Noob

98. “Backstab me in the face? Wait, wouldn’t that be called a facestab, then?”

— Steve the Noob

99. “Lucky woke me up the next morning with his super wet tongue. “Bleh! Wolf morning breath!”

— Steve the Noob

100. “Skeletons. Black skeletons.”

— Steve the Noob