Top 160 Steve the Noob Quotes (2026 Update)
Page 2 of 4

51. “Maky came out of nowhere and greeted us. “Hey, guys! Welcome back!” She gave each of us a hug. “Great speech, Steve. It gave me goosebumps!”

— Steve the Noob

52. “Inside the chest, we found 20 gold ores, 8 diamonds, 70 iron ores, and 20 obsidian blocks.”

— Steve the Noob

53. “AHHH! My muscles are too sore; my body really got wrecked yesterday. What am I gonna do?”

— Steve the Noob

54. “But I don’t have any diamonds. Um, would you take some slime balls instead?”

— Steve the Noob

55. “Harper. You’re still recovering anyway,” said Hayden. “So, which one of us should go, eh?” asked Calvin. “I’ll go,” said Hayden. “You need to stay behind and take care of our division in Captain Arceus’s absence.” Calvin nodded.”

— Steve the Noob

56. “But don’t try to escape; my guards will be watching you.”

— Steve the Noob

57. “I was on the ground trying to recover myself, when out of nowhere, an arrow strikes me in the butt.”

— Steve the Noob

58. “Arthur yelled as he fell into the abyss.”

— Steve the Noob

59. “Scorpions!” the thief yelled. “Bring me that noob!”

— Steve the Noob

60. “Cindy ran to me and got down on her knees and hugged me.”

— Steve the Noob

61. “A nearly invisible pulse of air shot out from Jasmine’s fist and flew right into Autumn.”

— Steve the Noob

62. “So, your new armor pieces will provide you with extra protection.”

— Steve the Noob

63. “Dante rolled his eyes.”

— Steve the Noob

64. “Get in here.” Reluctantly, Steve came inside. Suddenly the huge door closed behind us. Steve let out a girly scream. “Oh, no! We’re trapped!” “Stop panicking. You’re making me look bad!” Then these red glowing eyes appeared out of the darkness and a monstrous voice filled the courtyard. “So, you must be Herobrine, the dummy who wishes to challenge me,” the scary voice said.”

— Steve the Noob

65. “Once on the ground, I smashed and smashed him, over and over again.”

— Steve the Noob

66. “I do mean it. I don’t want this kind of responsibility anymore.” Then the paladin walked out.”

— Steve the Noob

67. “AHHHH! I hate slimes!” I yelled as I kicked and stomped on the smaller slimes. My horse saw me stomping on the green monsters, so it copied me and started stomping on them, too. “Yeah, get them, horsey!”

— Steve the Noob

68. “Myself, Callum, Lennox, Orion, Ghost and Rodriquez.”

— Steve the Noob

69. “We’re done taking visitors and traders for the day.”

— Steve the Noob

70. “Like, I don’t know how to interact with you after that awesome date we had. I mean, are we dating now? Are we officially a couple or what? I don’t know.”

— Steve the Noob

71. “And once I free Red, I’m gonna backstab you in the face!” “Backstab me in the face? Wait, wouldn’t that be called a facestab, then?” “Grrr! Shut up, noob!”

— Steve the Noob

72. “I sat up quickly and gasped. “AH!” My abs ached with a sharp pain.”

— Steve the Noob

73. “Judging from your protruding belly, I’d say you definitely need some exercise.”

— Steve the Noob

74. “Ain’t nobody got time for that!”

— Steve the Noob

75. “Could this be the end of Steve the noob? Am I destined to become a pancake from getting stomped on mercilessly?”

— Steve the Noob

76. “My pet started yowling into the sky, like he was mimicking my screams of pain.”

— Steve the Noob

77. “Yeah, and check out her butt. It’s, like, ginormous,” said Obsidian. I chuckled. “Wow, you’re right! She does have a big butt!” “Would you two stop checking out the spider’s butt and start focusing on our current situation instead?” said Alex sternly.”

— Steve the Noob

78. “We continued to explore the Nether a bit more.”

— Steve the Noob

79. “What are these things made of?!” I yelled. “It’s just swimming in the lava, having a grand o’ time!”

— Steve the Noob

80. “It tastes even more delicious. Come on, let’s get in line,” said Dante.”

— Steve the Noob

81. “Yeah, everything you said just sounded like a bunch of gibberish,” said Alex. “Everything you say sounds like a bunch of gibberish,” The101greatone muttered under his breath. “What?” Alex said sharply.”

— Steve the Noob

82. “I landed and rolled into a building.”

— Steve the Noob

83. “Geniuses gotta eat, too.”

— Steve the Noob

84. “His rate of fire was much slower than everyone else’s, but man, when he hits, he hits.”

— Steve the Noob

85. “You’ll find out tomorrow during the celebration.” “Celebration?”

— Steve the Noob

86. “Also, they don’t drop anything useful. All I get are these slime balls. I mean, what can you do with these? They are so useless that I might as well toss them.”

— Steve the Noob

87. “Look, look, how about I go with you?”

— Steve the Noob

88. “How come it’s so small?”

— Steve the Noob

89. “Maybe Team Scorpion won’t see them. Maybe they’ll make it to us safely.”

— Steve the Noob

90. “Go get fat. Get diabetes. Whatever.” Alex walked away.”

— Steve the Noob

91. “Oh! You look so pretty,” I said not breaking a sweat, though really I was a bit intimidated by his size.”

— Steve the Noob

92. “Nah, Lucky doesn’t have to eat anymore.”

— Steve the Noob

93. “I woke up early.”

— Steve the Noob

94. “I woke up super late because my body was sore all over. I wasn’t sure of the time, but I think it was noon. I had totally forgotten what training with Alex was like. She seriously kicked my butt last night. But on the plus side, I gained a good amount of exp.”

— Steve the Noob

95. “Shredda saw me putting on the equipment and yelled, “Hey, that’s mine! Don’t wear my armor!” HeyThatsMine21 said, “What? I’m not wearing your armor.”

— Steve the Noob

96. “Yeah, it was easy-peasy, Stevie.” A look of disgust came over my face. “Stevie?”

— Steve the Noob

97. “Our rogues engaged the enemy rogues and thieves. Our guards got some breathing room as Team.”

— Steve the Noob

98. “We lost Elizabeth, Autumn, Chan, Adrian, Jackson, Ivy, Barry and Ivan.”

— Steve the Noob

99. “Swoooosh! Whoooosh!”

— Steve the Noob

100. “You get two birds with one stone.”

— Steve the Noob