Top 160 Steve the Noob Quotes (2026 Update)
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51. “Also, I ask that you get at least a minimum of eight hours of sleep each night.”

— Steve the Noob

52. “Are you saying I’m old?!”

— Steve the Noob

53. “To my surprise, his head flew right off! It was as if his head was made of cardboard. Everyone screamed! Holy Moly! I guess I don’t know my own strength. I had accidentally killed the village chief. After that, everyone just ran away from me.”

— Steve the Noob

54. “It turned out I got food poisoning from consuming raw chicken. I had to go poo like every 20 minutes. Oh, my goodness, it was a terrible ordeal.”

— Steve the Noob

55. “We’ll have to target an area that’s crawling with those creepy crawlies.”

— Steve the Noob

56. “This power! I never want to lose it!” yelled Isaac. “Come on, guys! It’s time to use it!” said Devlin.”

— Steve the Noob

57. “Inside the chest, we found 20 gold ores, 8 diamonds, 70 iron ores, and 20 obsidian blocks.”

— Steve the Noob

58. “Dante rolled his eyes.”

— Steve the Noob

59. “I do mean it. I don’t want this kind of responsibility anymore.” Then the paladin walked out.”

— Steve the Noob

60. “AHHHH! I hate slimes!” I yelled as I kicked and stomped on the smaller slimes. My horse saw me stomping on the green monsters, so it copied me and started stomping on them, too. “Yeah, get them, horsey!”

— Steve the Noob

61. “Get in here.” Reluctantly, Steve came inside. Suddenly the huge door closed behind us. Steve let out a girly scream. “Oh, no! We’re trapped!” “Stop panicking. You’re making me look bad!” Then these red glowing eyes appeared out of the darkness and a monstrous voice filled the courtyard. “So, you must be Herobrine, the dummy who wishes to challenge me,” the scary voice said.”

— Steve the Noob

62. “Once on the ground, I smashed and smashed him, over and over again.”

— Steve the Noob

63. “Myself, Callum, Lennox, Orion, Ghost and Rodriquez.”

— Steve the Noob

64. “We’re done taking visitors and traders for the day.”

— Steve the Noob

65. “I sat up quickly and gasped. “AH!” My abs ached with a sharp pain.”

— Steve the Noob

66. “Judging from your protruding belly, I’d say you definitely need some exercise.”

— Steve the Noob

67. “Like, I don’t know how to interact with you after that awesome date we had. I mean, are we dating now? Are we officially a couple or what? I don’t know.”

— Steve the Noob

68. “And once I free Red, I’m gonna backstab you in the face!” “Backstab me in the face? Wait, wouldn’t that be called a facestab, then?” “Grrr! Shut up, noob!”

— Steve the Noob

69. “Could this be the end of Steve the noob? Am I destined to become a pancake from getting stomped on mercilessly?”

— Steve the Noob

70. “My pet started yowling into the sky, like he was mimicking my screams of pain.”

— Steve the Noob

71. “Yeah, and check out her butt. It’s, like, ginormous,” said Obsidian. I chuckled. “Wow, you’re right! She does have a big butt!” “Would you two stop checking out the spider’s butt and start focusing on our current situation instead?” said Alex sternly.”

— Steve the Noob

72. “Ain’t nobody got time for that!”

— Steve the Noob

73. “We continued to explore the Nether a bit more.”

— Steve the Noob

74. “What are these things made of?!” I yelled. “It’s just swimming in the lava, having a grand o’ time!”

— Steve the Noob

75. “It tastes even more delicious. Come on, let’s get in line,” said Dante.”

— Steve the Noob

76. “I landed and rolled into a building.”

— Steve the Noob

77. “Yeah, everything you said just sounded like a bunch of gibberish,” said Alex. “Everything you say sounds like a bunch of gibberish,” The101greatone muttered under his breath. “What?” Alex said sharply.”

— Steve the Noob

78. “You’ll find out tomorrow during the celebration.” “Celebration?”

— Steve the Noob

79. “Also, they don’t drop anything useful. All I get are these slime balls. I mean, what can you do with these? They are so useless that I might as well toss them.”

— Steve the Noob

80. “Geniuses gotta eat, too.”

— Steve the Noob

81. “His rate of fire was much slower than everyone else’s, but man, when he hits, he hits.”

— Steve the Noob

82. “Look, look, how about I go with you?”

— Steve the Noob

83. “How come it’s so small?”

— Steve the Noob

84. “Nah, Lucky doesn’t have to eat anymore.”

— Steve the Noob

85. “I woke up early.”

— Steve the Noob

86. “Go get fat. Get diabetes. Whatever.” Alex walked away.”

— Steve the Noob

87. “Oh! You look so pretty,” I said not breaking a sweat, though really I was a bit intimidated by his size.”

— Steve the Noob

88. “I woke up super late because my body was sore all over. I wasn’t sure of the time, but I think it was noon. I had totally forgotten what training with Alex was like. She seriously kicked my butt last night. But on the plus side, I gained a good amount of exp.”

— Steve the Noob

89. “Shredda saw me putting on the equipment and yelled, “Hey, that’s mine! Don’t wear my armor!” HeyThatsMine21 said, “What? I’m not wearing your armor.”

— Steve the Noob

90. “Our rogues engaged the enemy rogues and thieves. Our guards got some breathing room as Team.”

— Steve the Noob

91. “Yeah, it was easy-peasy, Stevie.” A look of disgust came over my face. “Stevie?”

— Steve the Noob

92. “You get two birds with one stone.”

— Steve the Noob

93. “Yeah, that tends to happen when you spend every waking moment for the past ten days in there,” said Emily.”

— Steve the Noob

94. “First things first,” said Archery Captain Arceus.”

— Steve the Noob

95. “Pierce and I decided to take advantage of that special situation by getting our hands on a piece of coal. Then we started writing and drawing stuff on Arthur’s face. It was so funny when he woke up. He walked around with a drawing of a heart on his forehead and Autumn’s name in the middle. It took him a minute to figure out why everyone was laughing and pointing at his head.”

— Steve the Noob

96. “Leaders need to be confident in order to lead well.”

— Steve the Noob

97. “She grabbed my hand and led me closer.”

— Steve the Noob

98. “Sure, that sounds like a great idea. I’m pretty hungry from all that smashing.”

— Steve the Noob

99. “Yeah, Lucky wants to go with you, just look at him.” Lucky was lying on the grass like he had just died. “Can’t you see his excitement?” I said nervously.”

— Steve the Noob

100. “After the dust cleared, the elder dragon turned and faced the crater and slammed its front paw into the ground a couple of times, like it wanted to make sure that it got Lennox.”

— Steve the Noob