Top 160 Steve the Noob Quotes (2024 Update)
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101. “Myself, Callum, Lennox, Orion, Ghost and Rodriquez.”

— Steve the Noob

102. “Right when Gavin saw me standing at the front gate, a look of confusion came over his face. “You? What are you still doing here? Don’t tell me you still want a tour of my base?” My mouth dropped. He forgot about us? “What?! Are you kidding me?! We’ve been out here waiting for you!” yelled Devlin. “Waiting for me? Don’t you mean you’ve been waiting for your friends here?” said Gavin.”

— Steve the Noob

103. “We’re done taking visitors and traders for the day.”

— Steve the Noob

104. “I looked at Lisa and her eyes were glued to the bed.”

— Steve the Noob

105. “Nah, Lucky doesn’t have to eat anymore.”

— Steve the Noob

106. “To be honest, he looked kind of like a crazy person in that moment, but whatever.”

— Steve the Noob

107. “I woke up early.”

— Steve the Noob

108. “Besides endless training and monster slaying, there has been a couple of new developments in our town.”

— Steve the Noob

109. “I’m not his janitor. No way I’m cleaning that up,” said.”

— Steve the Noob

110. “Go get fat. Get diabetes. Whatever.” Alex walked away.”

— Steve the Noob

111. “What hurt the most was that the villagers didn’t even bother to watch me get whupped on.”

— Steve the Noob

112. “Oh! You look so pretty,” I said not breaking a sweat, though really I was a bit intimidated by his size.”

— Steve the Noob

113. “RAGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!! URRRGGHHHHHHHHHH!!”

— Steve the Noob

114. “So, your new armor pieces will provide you with extra protection.”

— Steve the Noob

115. “The final winner for this round is Jess! Better luck to you next time, Zavior!”

— Steve the Noob

116. “Don’t worry, we got it,” Cole replied. “Come on, have I ever let you down before?” With a blank expression, I looked straight into Cole’s eyes. “Hm, don’t answer that,” he said.”

— Steve the Noob

117. “Dante rolled his eyes.”

— Steve the Noob

118. “The arrow hit Lucky right in the chest.”

— Steve the Noob

119. “It was so creamy.”

— Steve the Noob

120. “Pffft! I ain’t scared of no zombie. Bring it on! I don’t care if you got a deep, scary voice.” MWAHAHAHAHA! The scary laughter echoed throughout the place. Then a huge shiny figure emerged from the shadows. It was the zombie commander! Steve screamed and fainted. I don’t know if he was pretending to play dead, but he looked pretty lifeless. I nudged him a few times with my foot, but he didn’t move.”

— Steve the Noob

121. “A nearly invisible pulse of air shot out from Jasmine’s fist and flew right into Autumn.”

— Steve the Noob

122. “You’ll find out tomorrow during the celebration.” “Celebration?”

— Steve the Noob

123. “CLARA! CLARA! Where are you? Steve’s awake!!!” Obsidian yelled at the top of his lungs.”

— Steve the Noob

124. “I got up and went to go look around. Some of the buildings were on fire, but I couldn’t find any water to use to put it out. I did the next best thing by trying to spit on it; that didn’t work. I thought about peeing on the building, but I didn’t want to risk a ticket for public urination. So, I gave up and walked away and let the fire do its thing.”

— Steve the Noob

125. “Also, they don’t drop anything useful. All I get are these slime balls. I mean, what can you do with these? They are so useless that I might as well toss them.”

— Steve the Noob

126. “Wait! Wait! Okay, how about Lucky? Because I’m lucky that I found you?” The wolf turned around and barked happily. I laughed. “Okay, Lucky. Sounds good. Let’s go home now.”

— Steve the Noob

127. “Geniuses gotta eat, too.”

— Steve the Noob

128. “9:00 Physical Training: Strength Conditioning.”

— Steve the Noob

129. “His rate of fire was much slower than everyone else’s, but man, when he hits, he hits.”

— Steve the Noob

130. “She groaned a bit.”

— Steve the Noob

131. “I woke up the next morning sore all over. I could hardly get myself out of bed.”

— Steve the Noob

132. “I was on the ground trying to recover myself, when out of nowhere, an arrow strikes me in the butt.”

— Steve the Noob

133. “Harper. You’re still recovering anyway,” said Hayden. “So, which one of us should go, eh?” asked Calvin. “I’ll go,” said Hayden. “You need to stay behind and take care of our division in Captain Arceus’s absence.” Calvin nodded.”

— Steve the Noob

134. “But don’t try to escape; my guards will be watching you.”

— Steve the Noob

135. “Yeah! Of course, I’m mad at you, Steve! You ate my share of the cookies!”

— Steve the Noob

136. “We continued to explore the Nether a bit more.”

— Steve the Noob

137. “Our town has so many cool attractions now, I thought. A bright and amazing beacon, a horse stable, a pizza restaurant, a mining operation that should be generating lots of different ores soon, a sturdy protective wall with a trench, high towers and soon to be outposts, and finally, a strong guard force that is ready to protect the town at a moment’s notice.”

— Steve the Noob

138. “What are these things made of?!” I yelled. “It’s just swimming in the lava, having a grand o’ time!”

— Steve the Noob

139. “To my surprise, his head flew right off! It was as if his head was made of cardboard. Everyone screamed! Holy Moly! I guess I don’t know my own strength. I had accidentally killed the village chief. After that, everyone just ran away from me.”

— Steve the Noob

140. “It tastes even more delicious. Come on, let’s get in line,” said Dante.”

— Steve the Noob

141. “Emily disappeared behind some bookshelves. She emerged a few minutes later.”

— Steve the Noob

142. “My name is Wrecktor, and I’ll be your ender.”

— Steve the Noob

143. “That’s a lot of books.”

— Steve the Noob

144. “You get two birds with one stone.”

— Steve the Noob

145. “While gathering materials for the table and bow, the green box returned to troll me.”

— Steve the Noob

146. “Yeah, that tends to happen when you spend every waking moment for the past ten days in there,” said Emily.”

— Steve the Noob

147. “I go boom-boom! You go doom-doom!” he said menacingly.”

— Steve the Noob

148. “First things first,” said Archery Captain Arceus.”

— Steve the Noob

149. “Okay. Wendy, Amalya, can you lay down some stone blocks?” Devlin said. “You got it!” replied the builders. They quickly set down the blocks near me. Then Devlin and Arthur lifted my body up and placed me on the blocks. “Next?” “Since the builders are here, let’s have them construct a stretcher so that we can carry Steve on it later,” said Clara. “Easy-peasy,” said Wendy. “We’ll have it done in a jiffy,” said Amalya.”

— Steve the Noob

150. “We lost Elizabeth, Autumn, Chan, Adrian, Jackson, Ivy, Barry and Ivan.”

— Steve the Noob