Top 160 Steve the Noob Quotes (2026 Update)
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101. “Yeah, that tends to happen when you spend every waking moment for the past ten days in there,” said Emily.”

— Steve the Noob

102. “First things first,” said Archery Captain Arceus.”

— Steve the Noob

103. “She grabbed my hand and led me closer.”

— Steve the Noob

104. “Sure, that sounds like a great idea. I’m pretty hungry from all that smashing.”

— Steve the Noob

105. “Pierce and I decided to take advantage of that special situation by getting our hands on a piece of coal. Then we started writing and drawing stuff on Arthur’s face. It was so funny when he woke up. He walked around with a drawing of a heart on his forehead and Autumn’s name in the middle. It took him a minute to figure out why everyone was laughing and pointing at his head.”

— Steve the Noob

106. “Leaders need to be confident in order to lead well.”

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107. “Yeah! Of course, I’m mad at you, Steve! You ate my share of the cookies!”

— Steve the Noob

108. “After the dust cleared, the elder dragon turned and faced the crater and slammed its front paw into the ground a couple of times, like it wanted to make sure that it got Lennox.”

— Steve the Noob

109. “Yeah, Lucky wants to go with you, just look at him.” Lucky was lying on the grass like he had just died. “Can’t you see his excitement?” I said nervously.”

— Steve the Noob

110. “And finally, I’m only gonna take character suggestions from readers and reviewers that are on my favorite list 2.0. This includes the first list, too.”

— Steve the Noob

111. “The arrow hit Lucky right in the chest.”

— Steve the Noob

112. “The final winner for this round is Jess! Better luck to you next time, Zavior!”

— Steve the Noob

113. “Suddenly, Maili broke the silence and yelled, “Release Red now or pay the consequences!” “Hm? Oh, you’re here for Red? I thought you wanted to buy some cookies or something from our bakery shop,” I said.”

— Steve the Noob

114. “Aaauggh!!! “Rodriquez!” I yelled. “NOOO!!!” My knight friend fell forward to his knees, and a split second later, he poofed right on the spot.”

— Steve the Noob

115. “I snapped out of my daydream of capturing bats and eating high-end restaurant food. “Huh? What? Yeah, I’m okay.” I wiped a small amount of drool from my mouth. “That’s a very generous pay structure, I should be able to find you some tamers easily at those rates.” “That’s great, thank you for your help, my friend. Please direct the tamers here and I’ll brief them.” I nodded. “Okay, I’ll start looking right now. See you later, Owen.”

— Steve the Noob

116. “With this business in place, it might help us become the central trading hub that the mayor dreamed of.”

— Steve the Noob

117. “Lucky bit on to Bob’s robe and dragged him onward. “Ah! Your pet is trying to run me to death.”

— Steve the Noob

118. “Skeletons. Black skeletons.”

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119. “Right when Gavin saw me standing at the front gate, a look of confusion came over his face. “You? What are you still doing here? Don’t tell me you still want a tour of my base?” My mouth dropped. He forgot about us? “What?! Are you kidding me?! We’ve been out here waiting for you!” yelled Devlin. “Waiting for me? Don’t you mean you’ve been waiting for your friends here?” said Gavin.”

— Steve the Noob

120. “I looked at Lisa and her eyes were glued to the bed.”

— Steve the Noob

121. “Backstab me in the face? Wait, wouldn’t that be called a facestab, then?”

— Steve the Noob

122. “Lucky and I traveled to the wall nearby. We followed it around the village until we came upon Tommy.”

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123. “In the path of the spiders’ stampede, Bob stood tall and strong.”

— Steve the Noob

124. “I tried sitting up from my bed, but I couldn’t do it. I couldn’t get up because my abs were too sore. So, I rolled over and fell off my bed. Usually, my arms would have caught me and stopped me from slamming into the floor, but my arms were nearly immobile.”

— Steve the Noob

125. “Cindy wanted to come help, and I couldn’t say ‘no’ to my favorite niece.”

— Steve the Noob

126. “WACKYDOODLEFACE5.”

— Steve the Noob

127. “Emily disappeared behind some bookshelves. She emerged a few minutes later.”

— Steve the Noob

128. “My name is Wrecktor, and I’ll be your ender.”

— Steve the Noob

129. “Our town has so many cool attractions now, I thought. A bright and amazing beacon, a horse stable, a pizza restaurant, a mining operation that should be generating lots of different ores soon, a sturdy protective wall with a trench, high towers and soon to be outposts, and finally, a strong guard force that is ready to protect the town at a moment’s notice.”

— Steve the Noob

130. “To my surprise, his head flew right off! It was as if his head was made of cardboard. Everyone screamed! Holy Moly! I guess I don’t know my own strength. I had accidentally killed the village chief. After that, everyone just ran away from me.”

— Steve the Noob

131. “Hey! Hey! That’s my head! What are you doing?!” “It’s your fat head! That’s why we’re stuck!” So, I used my left hand and pushed her head back. “No! It’s your fat head!”

— Steve the Noob

132. “The defender opened his eyes. “Steve?!” “Run!” I yelled as I held the enemy’s mouth open with my hands.”

— Steve the Noob

133. “But are you sure? I mean, Wanda is a salty lady.”

— Steve the Noob

134. “Can’t you see his excitement?” I said nervously. “What’s wrong with your dog?”

— Steve the Noob

135. “Wait! Wait! Okay, how about Lucky? Because I’m lucky that I found you?” The wolf turned around and barked happily. I laughed. “Okay, Lucky. Sounds good. Let’s go home now.”

— Steve the Noob

136. “9:00 Physical Training: Strength Conditioning.”

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137. “She groaned a bit.”

— Steve the Noob

138. “CLARA! CLARA! Where are you? Steve’s awake!!!” Obsidian yelled at the top of his lungs.”

— Steve the Noob

139. “I got up and went to go look around. Some of the buildings were on fire, but I couldn’t find any water to use to put it out. I did the next best thing by trying to spit on it; that didn’t work. I thought about peeing on the building, but I didn’t want to risk a ticket for public urination. So, I gave up and walked away and let the fire do its thing.”

— Steve the Noob

140. “Fire at will!” Then Will yelled, “What?! Why?! What did I do?!”

— Steve the Noob

141. “While blocks were falling all around us, the elder dragon darted its middle head right at Orion’s body. The head opened up its jaw and snapped up the mech-less driver whole. In an instant, he was gone.”

— Steve the Noob

142. “And those visitors gottaeat somewhere.”

— Steve the Noob

143. “It doesn’t have to be a lengthy or well written review; it just has to be a few words and then click on the stars. It would take less than 5 minutes.”

— Steve the Noob

144. “It turned out I got food poisoning from consuming raw chicken. I had to go poo like every 20 minutes. Oh, my goodness, it was a terrible ordeal.”

— Steve the Noob

145. “What hurt the most was that the villagers didn’t even bother to watch me get whupped on.”

— Steve the Noob

146. “RAGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!! URRRGGHHHHHHHHHH!!”

— Steve the Noob

147. “To be honest, he looked kind of like a crazy person in that moment, but whatever.”

— Steve the Noob

148. “Besides endless training and monster slaying, there has been a couple of new developments in our town.”

— Steve the Noob

149. “I’m not his janitor. No way I’m cleaning that up,” said.”

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150. “A villager named Avery moved into town and started up a fashion clothing store. She said that fashion was her passion, and that she wanted to brighten up our town with dazzling colors and the latest trends. After moving in and starting up her business, Avery suggested to the mayor that we should put our guard force in uniform, so that we could distinguish them easily from regular villagers. The mayor loved the idea, so he commissioned.”

— Steve the Noob