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Steve the Noob Quote: “My name is Wrecktor, and I’ll be your ender.”

101. “My name is Wrecktor, and I’ll be your ender.”

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Steve the Noob Quote: “Hey! Hey! That’s my head! What are you doing?!” “It’s your fat head! That’s why we’re stuck!” So, I used my left hand and pushed her head back. “No! It’s your fat head!”

102. “Hey! Hey! That’s my head! What are you doing?!” “It’s your fat head! That’s why we’re stuck!” So, I used my left hand and pushed her head back. “No! It’s your fat head!”

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Steve the Noob Quote: “CLARA! CLARA! Where are you? Steve’s awake!!!” Obsidian yelled at the top of his lungs.”

103. “CLARA! CLARA! Where are you? Steve’s awake!!!” Obsidian yelled at the top of his lungs.”

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Steve the Noob Quote: “I got up and went to go look around. Some of the buildings were on fire, but I couldn’t find any water to use to put it out. I did the next best thing by trying to spit on it; that didn’t work. I thought about peeing on the building, but I didn’t want to risk a ticket for public urination. So, I gave up and walked away and let the fire do its thing.”

104. “I got up and went to go look around. Some of the buildings were on fire, but I couldn’t find any water to use to put it out. I did the next best thing by trying to spit on it; that didn’t work. I thought about peeing on the building, but I didn’t want to risk a ticket for public urination. So, I gave up and walked away and let the fire do its thing.”

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Steve the Noob Quote: “Wait! Wait! Okay, how about Lucky? Because I’m lucky that I found you?” The wolf turned around and barked happily. I laughed. “Okay, Lucky. Sounds good. Let’s go home now.”

105. “Wait! Wait! Okay, how about Lucky? Because I’m lucky that I found you?” The wolf turned around and barked happily. I laughed. “Okay, Lucky. Sounds good. Let’s go home now.”

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Steve the Noob Quote: “9:00 Physical Training: Strength Conditioning.”

106. “9:00 Physical Training: Strength Conditioning.”

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Steve the Noob Quote: “She groaned a bit.”

107. “She groaned a bit.”

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Steve the Noob Quote: “And those visitors gottaeat somewhere.”

108. “And those visitors gottaeat somewhere.”

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Steve the Noob Quote: “It doesn’t have to be a lengthy or well written review; it just has to be a few words and then click on the stars. It would take less than 5 minutes.”

109. “It doesn’t have to be a lengthy or well written review; it just has to be a few words and then click on the stars. It would take less than 5 minutes.”

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Steve the Noob Quote: “While blocks were falling all around us, the elder dragon darted its middle head right at Orion’s body. The head opened up its jaw and snapped up the mech-less driver whole. In an instant, he was gone.”

110. “While blocks were falling all around us, the elder dragon darted its middle head right at Orion’s body. The head opened up its jaw and snapped up the mech-less driver whole. In an instant, he was gone.”

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Steve the Noob Quote: “To be honest, he looked kind of like a crazy person in that moment, but whatever.”

111. “To be honest, he looked kind of like a crazy person in that moment, but whatever.”

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Steve the Noob Quote: “Besides endless training and monster slaying, there has been a couple of new developments in our town.”

112. “Besides endless training and monster slaying, there has been a couple of new developments in our town.”

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Steve the Noob Quote: “What hurt the most was that the villagers didn’t even bother to watch me get whupped on.”

113. “What hurt the most was that the villagers didn’t even bother to watch me get whupped on.”

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Steve the Noob Quote: “Huh? Where am I?”

114. “Huh? Where am I?”

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Steve the Noob Quote: “Well, okay. Let’s just call you Steve, Steve the noob.”

115. “Well, okay. Let’s just call you Steve, Steve the noob.”

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Steve the Noob Quote: “I had mistaken a brown sheep for Devlin.”

116. “I had mistaken a brown sheep for Devlin.”

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Steve the Noob Quote: “Hey, shhh! Don’t call me by my real name.”

117. “Hey, shhh! Don’t call me by my real name.”

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Steve the Noob Quote: “While gathering materials for the table and bow, the green box returned to troll me.”

118. “While gathering materials for the table and bow, the green box returned to troll me.”

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Steve the Noob Quote: “I go boom-boom! You go doom-doom!” he said menacingly.”

119. “I go boom-boom! You go doom-doom!” he said menacingly.”

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Steve the Noob Quote: “Okay. Wendy, Amalya, can you lay down some stone blocks?” Devlin said. “You got it!” replied the builders. They quickly set down the blocks near me. Then Devlin and Arthur lifted my body up and placed me on the blocks. “Next?” “Since the builders are here, let’s have them construct a stretcher so that we can carry Steve on it later,” said Clara. “Easy-peasy,” said Wendy. “We’ll have it done in a jiffy,” said Amalya.”

120. “Okay. Wendy, Amalya, can you lay down some stone blocks?” Devlin said. “You got it!” replied the builders. They quickly set down the blocks near me. Then Devlin and Arthur lifted my body up and placed me on the blocks. “Next?” “Since the builders are here, let’s have them construct a stretcher so that we can carry Steve on it later,” said Clara. “Easy-peasy,” said Wendy. “We’ll have it done in a jiffy,” said Amalya.”

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Steve the Noob Quote: “Ah, no worries, I got you. I made some torches back then. But I only have 10.” He dropped them down to me.”

121. “Ah, no worries, I got you. I made some torches back then. But I only have 10.” He dropped them down to me.”

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Steve the Noob Quote: “I walked up to the hole and peeked inside. “Oh, it’s not too deep.”

122. “I walked up to the hole and peeked inside. “Oh, it’s not too deep.”

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Steve the Noob Quote: “AHHH! My muscles are too sore; my body really got wrecked yesterday. What am I gonna do?”

123. “AHHH! My muscles are too sore; my body really got wrecked yesterday. What am I gonna do?”

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Steve the Noob Quote: “But I don’t have any diamonds. Um, would you take some slime balls instead?”

124. “But I don’t have any diamonds. Um, would you take some slime balls instead?”

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Steve the Noob Quote: “Maky came out of nowhere and greeted us. “Hey, guys! Welcome back!” She gave each of us a hug. “Great speech, Steve. It gave me goosebumps!”

125. “Maky came out of nowhere and greeted us. “Hey, guys! Welcome back!” She gave each of us a hug. “Great speech, Steve. It gave me goosebumps!”

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Steve the Noob Quote: “I was on the ground trying to recover myself, when out of nowhere, an arrow strikes me in the butt.”

126. “I was on the ground trying to recover myself, when out of nowhere, an arrow strikes me in the butt.”

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Steve the Noob Quote: “Harper. You’re still recovering anyway,” said Hayden. “So, which one of us should go, eh?” asked Calvin. “I’ll go,” said Hayden. “You need to stay behind and take care of our division in Captain Arceus’s absence.” Calvin nodded.”

127. “Harper. You’re still recovering anyway,” said Hayden. “So, which one of us should go, eh?” asked Calvin. “I’ll go,” said Hayden. “You need to stay behind and take care of our division in Captain Arceus’s absence.” Calvin nodded.”

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Steve the Noob Quote: “But don’t try to escape; my guards will be watching you.”

128. “But don’t try to escape; my guards will be watching you.”

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Steve the Noob Quote: “Scorpions!” the thief yelled. “Bring me that noob!”

129. “Scorpions!” the thief yelled. “Bring me that noob!”

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Steve the Noob Quote: “Cindy ran to me and got down on her knees and hugged me.”

130. “Cindy ran to me and got down on her knees and hugged me.”

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Steve the Noob Quote: “Arthur yelled as he fell into the abyss.”

131. “Arthur yelled as he fell into the abyss.”

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Steve the Noob Quote: “So, your new armor pieces will provide you with extra protection.”

132. “So, your new armor pieces will provide you with extra protection.”

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Steve the Noob Quote: “A nearly invisible pulse of air shot out from Jasmine’s fist and flew right into Autumn.”

133. “A nearly invisible pulse of air shot out from Jasmine’s fist and flew right into Autumn.”

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Steve the Noob Quote: “I do mean it. I don’t want this kind of responsibility anymore.” Then the paladin walked out.”

134. “I do mean it. I don’t want this kind of responsibility anymore.” Then the paladin walked out.”

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Steve the Noob Quote: “AHHHH! I hate slimes!” I yelled as I kicked and stomped on the smaller slimes. My horse saw me stomping on the green monsters, so it copied me and started stomping on them, too. “Yeah, get them, horsey!”

135. “AHHHH! I hate slimes!” I yelled as I kicked and stomped on the smaller slimes. My horse saw me stomping on the green monsters, so it copied me and started stomping on them, too. “Yeah, get them, horsey!”

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Steve the Noob Quote: “Get in here.” Reluctantly, Steve came inside. Suddenly the huge door closed behind us. Steve let out a girly scream. “Oh, no! We’re trapped!” “Stop panicking. You’re making me look bad!” Then these red glowing eyes appeared out of the darkness and a monstrous voice filled the courtyard. “So, you must be Herobrine, the dummy who wishes to challenge me,” the scary voice said.”

136. “Get in here.” Reluctantly, Steve came inside. Suddenly the huge door closed behind us. Steve let out a girly scream. “Oh, no! We’re trapped!” “Stop panicking. You’re making me look bad!” Then these red glowing eyes appeared out of the darkness and a monstrous voice filled the courtyard. “So, you must be Herobrine, the dummy who wishes to challenge me,” the scary voice said.”

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Steve the Noob Quote: “Myself, Callum, Lennox, Orion, Ghost and Rodriquez.”

137. “Myself, Callum, Lennox, Orion, Ghost and Rodriquez.”

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Steve the Noob Quote: “We’re done taking visitors and traders for the day.”

138. “We’re done taking visitors and traders for the day.”

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Steve the Noob Quote: “I sat up quickly and gasped. “AH!” My abs ached with a sharp pain.”

139. “I sat up quickly and gasped. “AH!” My abs ached with a sharp pain.”

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Steve the Noob Quote: “Like, I don’t know how to interact with you after that awesome date we had. I mean, are we dating now? Are we officially a couple or what? I don’t know.”

140. “Like, I don’t know how to interact with you after that awesome date we had. I mean, are we dating now? Are we officially a couple or what? I don’t know.”

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Steve the Noob Quote: “And once I free Red, I’m gonna backstab you in the face!” “Backstab me in the face? Wait, wouldn’t that be called a facestab, then?” “Grrr! Shut up, noob!”

141. “And once I free Red, I’m gonna backstab you in the face!” “Backstab me in the face? Wait, wouldn’t that be called a facestab, then?” “Grrr! Shut up, noob!”

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Steve the Noob Quote: “Could this be the end of Steve the noob? Am I destined to become a pancake from getting stomped on mercilessly?”

142. “Could this be the end of Steve the noob? Am I destined to become a pancake from getting stomped on mercilessly?”

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Steve the Noob Quote: “My pet started yowling into the sky, like he was mimicking my screams of pain.”

143. “My pet started yowling into the sky, like he was mimicking my screams of pain.”

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Steve the Noob Quote: “Yeah, and check out her butt. It’s, like, ginormous,” said Obsidian. I chuckled. “Wow, you’re right! She does have a big butt!” “Would you two stop checking out the spider’s butt and start focusing on our current situation instead?” said Alex sternly.”

144. “Yeah, and check out her butt. It’s, like, ginormous,” said Obsidian. I chuckled. “Wow, you’re right! She does have a big butt!” “Would you two stop checking out the spider’s butt and start focusing on our current situation instead?” said Alex sternly.”

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Steve the Noob Quote: “We continued to explore the Nether a bit more.”

145. “We continued to explore the Nether a bit more.”

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Steve the Noob Quote: “What are these things made of?!” I yelled. “It’s just swimming in the lava, having a grand o’ time!”

146. “What are these things made of?!” I yelled. “It’s just swimming in the lava, having a grand o’ time!”

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Steve the Noob Quote: “It tastes even more delicious. Come on, let’s get in line,” said Dante.”

147. “It tastes even more delicious. Come on, let’s get in line,” said Dante.”

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Steve the Noob Quote: “I landed and rolled into a building.”

148. “I landed and rolled into a building.”

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Steve the Noob Quote: “Yeah, everything you said just sounded like a bunch of gibberish,” said Alex. “Everything you say sounds like a bunch of gibberish,” The101greatone muttered under his breath. “What?” Alex said sharply.”

149. “Yeah, everything you said just sounded like a bunch of gibberish,” said Alex. “Everything you say sounds like a bunch of gibberish,” The101greatone muttered under his breath. “What?” Alex said sharply.”

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Steve the Noob Quote: “You’ll find out tomorrow during the celebration.” “Celebration?”

150. “You’ll find out tomorrow during the celebration.” “Celebration?”

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