Top 40 Zsa Zsa Gabor Quotes (2024 Update)

1. “A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he’s finished.”

— Zsa Zsa Gabor

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2. “Love should be an inspiration, not an obligation.”

— Zsa Zsa Gabor

3. “To be loved is a strength. To love is a weakness.”

— Zsa Zsa Gabor

4. “When in trouble, take a bath and wash your hair.”

— Zsa Zsa Gabor

5. “You never really know a man until you have divorced him.”

— Zsa Zsa Gabor

6. “Diamonds are a girl’s best friend and dogs are a man’s best friend. Now you know which sex has more sense.”

— Zsa Zsa Gabor

7. “I want a man who’s kind and understanding. Is that too much to ask of a millionaire?”

— Zsa Zsa Gabor

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8. “Being jealous of a beautiful woman is not going to make you more beautiful.”

— Zsa Zsa Gabor

9. “Sex is good for about two years, and then you need love.”

— Zsa Zsa Gabor

10. “To have twenty lovers in one year is easy. To have one lover for twenty years is difficult.”

— Zsa Zsa Gabor

11. “My husband said it was him or the cat. I miss him sometimes.”

— Zsa Zsa Gabor

12. “I learned in school that money isn’t everything. It’s happiness that counts. So momma sent me to a different school.”

— Zsa Zsa Gabor

13. “How many husbands have I had? You mean apart from my own?”

— Zsa Zsa Gabor

14. “Macho does not prove mucho.”

— Zsa Zsa Gabor

15. “A girl must marry for love, and keep on marrying until she finds it.”

— Zsa Zsa Gabor

16. “As a woman, you have to choose between your fanny or your face. I chose my face.”

— Zsa Zsa Gabor

17. “I’ve never met an ugly millionaire. They all look cute. No wonder I married 4 of them.”

— Zsa Zsa Gabor

18. “I call everyone ‘Darling’ because I can’t remember their names.”

— Zsa Zsa Gabor

19. “To a smart girl men are no problem – they’re the answer.”

— Zsa Zsa Gabor

20. “I love the intellectual type. They know everything and suspect nothing.”

— Zsa Zsa Gabor

21. “I always said marriage should be a fifty-fifty proposition. He should be at least fifty years old, and have at least fifty-million dollars.”

— Zsa Zsa Gabor

22. “Conrad Hilton was very generous to me in the divorce settlement. He gave me 5000 Gideon Bibles.”

— Zsa Zsa Gabor

23. “One of my theories is that men love with their eyes; women love with their ears.”

— Zsa Zsa Gabor

24. “I don’t take gifts from perfect strangers – but then, nobody is perfect.”

— Zsa Zsa Gabor

25. “When I’m alone, I can sleep crossways in bed without an argument.”

— Zsa Zsa Gabor

26. “Husbands are like fires – they go out when unattended.”

— Zsa Zsa Gabor

27. “We were both in love with him. I fell out of love with him, but he didn’t.”

— Zsa Zsa Gabor

28. “I never hated a man enough to give him his diamonds back.”

— Zsa Zsa Gabor

29. “There is nothing wrong with a woman welcoming all men’s advances as long as they are in cash.”

— Zsa Zsa Gabor

30. “I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house.”

— Zsa Zsa Gabor

31. “I was always a good housekeeper. Whenever I divorced I always kept the house.”

— Zsa Zsa Gabor

32. “Parisian men make love all day and have no time to work; American men work all day and have no time for love.”

— Zsa Zsa Gabor

33. “I think breeds of dogs and breeds of men are quite a bit alike. If you think it’s insulting that I compare people with animals, well, if you knew how I love animals, you would understand that coming from me, this is a compliment.”

— Zsa Zsa Gabor

34. “I believe in large families: every woman should have at least three husbands.”

— Zsa Zsa Gabor

35. “I know nothing about sex, because I was always married.”

— Zsa Zsa Gabor

36. “The only place men want depth in a woman is in her decolletage.”

— Zsa Zsa Gabor

37. “Getting divorced just because you don’t love a man is almost as silly as getting married just because you do.”

— Zsa Zsa Gabor

38. “What is really important for a woman, you know, even more than being beautiful or intelligent, is to be entertaining.”

— Zsa Zsa Gabor

39. “I’ve been married most of my life. And when you’re married, you don’t have sex.”

— Zsa Zsa Gabor

40. “I don’t remember anybody’s name. How do you think the “dahling” thing got started?”

— Zsa Zsa Gabor

41. “I’d rather be hit by a gorgeous man than an ugly one.”

— Zsa Zsa Gabor

42. “It’s never as easy to keep your own spouse happy as it is to make someone else’s spouse happy.”

— Zsa Zsa Gabor

43. “It was not my class of people. There was not a producer, a press agent, a director, an actor.”

— Zsa Zsa Gabor

44. “If I would believe what I read about myself, I would hate my guts too.”

— Zsa Zsa Gabor

45. “What I call loaded, I’m not. What other people call loaded I am.”

— Zsa Zsa Gabor