Top 20 Funny Love Quotes (2024 Update)

1. “All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt.”

— Charles M. Schulz

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2. “Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius and it’s better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring.”

— Marilyn Monroe

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3. “A smile is a curve that sets everything straight.”

— Phyllis Diller

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4. “We are all fools in love.”

— Jane Austen

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5. “If it were legal, I'd marry food. ”

— Niall Horan

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6. “A marriage is always made up of two people who are prepared to swear that only the other one snores.”

— Terry Pratchett

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7. “We’re all a little weird. And life is a little weird. And when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall into mutually satisfying weirdness – and call it love – true love.”

— Robert Fulghum

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8. “I’m single because I was born that way.”

— Mae West

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9. “Today is Valentine’s Day – or, as men like to call it, Extortion Day!”

— Jay Leno

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10. “Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere.”

— Groucho Marx

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11. “What the world really needs is more love and less paper work.”

— Pearl Bailey

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12. “In my house I’m the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.”

— Woody Allen

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13. “Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.”

— Groucho Marx

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14. “I love being married. It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.”

— Rita Rudner

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15. “Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who can’t sleep with the window shut, and a woman who can’t sleep with the window open.”

— George Bernard Shaw

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16. “An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in her.”

— Agatha Christie

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17. “Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.”

— Groucho Marx

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18. “Laughter is the shortest distance between two people.”

— Victor Borge

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19. “A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he’s finished.”

— Zsa Zsa Gabor

Also featured in: Marriage Quotes

20. “Don’t cry for a man who’s left you – the next one may fall for your smile.”

— Mae West

Also featured in: Crazy Quotes, Humor Quotes, Smile Quotes, Broken Heart Quotes

21. “Love is being stupid together.”

— Paul Valéry

Also featured in: Love Quotes, Silly Quotes, Romantic Quotes, Valentine's Day Quotes

22. “I’ll try anything once, twice if I like it, three times to make sure.”

— Mae West

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