Top 300 Ann Coulter Quotes (2024 Update)
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51. “I think being called a she-devil by a trial lawyer is meant as a compliment.”

— Ann Coulter

52. “If Mexican farm labor is so much cheaper, maybe we should be growing our fruits and vegetables in Mexico. There’s absolutely no reason to import Mexicans to do something they could do at home and then sell to us. I believe this is what economists call “competitive advantage”.”

— Ann Coulter

53. “The New York Times editorial page is like a Ouija board that has only three answers, no matter what the question. The answers are: higher taxes, more restrictions on political speech and stricter gun control.”

— Ann Coulter

54. “I would rank George Washington as America’s greatest president, but he only had to defeat what was then the world’s greatest military power with a ragtag group of irregulars and some squirrel guns, whereas Ronald Reagan had to defeat liberals.”

— Ann Coulter

55. “Guns are our friends because in a country without guns, I’m what’s known as “prey.” All females are.”

— Ann Coulter

56. “Even if evolution were true, it wouldn’t disprove God. God has performed more spectacular feats than evolution. It’s not even a daunting challenge to a belief in God. If you want something that complicates a belief in God, try coming to terms with Michael Moore being one of God’s special creatures.”

— Ann Coulter

57. “Ted Kennedy says that our policy in Iraq is adrift. Hmmm. Maybe like a car adrift in the water after its has gone over a bridge?”

— Ann Coulter

58. “Fundamentalist Muslim terrorists kill three thousand Americans, but America isn’t supposed to respond, because if we respond, they’ll respond. We always hear about ‘karmic retributions’ and the ‘cycle of violence’ only after we’ve been hit.”

— Ann Coulter

59. “Liberals never, ever drop a heinous idea; they just change the name. Abortion becomes choice, communist becomes progressive, communist dictatorship becomes people’s democratic republic and Nikita Khrushchev becomes Barack Obama.”

— Ann Coulter

60. “It’s impossible to talk without labels. “Dog” is a label, but that doesn’t mean it’s meaningless, nor does it mean there’s no difference in a Shih Tzu and a Doberman.”

— Ann Coulter

61. “I think there should be a literacy test and a poll tax for people to vote.”

— Ann Coulter

62. “Whether they are defending the Soviet Union or bleating for Saddam Hussein, liberals are always against America. They are either traitors or idiots, and on the matter of America’s self-preservation, the difference is irrelevant.”

— Ann Coulter

63. “Our gays are more macho than their straights.”

— Ann Coulter

64. “David Axelrod says we need to inspire more young people to be journalists? How about inspiring journalists to be journalists?”

— Ann Coulter

65. “Since when do the media care about the disabled? I don’t remember a lot of gnashing of teeth when Fox’s Family Guy made fun of Sarah Palin’s Down syndrome child, Trig. They.”

— Ann Coulter

66. “Diversity is a strength. It’s like the shrieking radios permanently attached to bright people’s ears in the Kurt Vonnegut story “Harrison Bergeron,” to prevent them from using their superior intelligence. Contrary to everything you’ve heard, never in recorded history has diversity been anything but a disaster.”

— Ann Coulter

67. “It’s often said that those who are unduly bothered by gays are latent homosexuals. Isn’t it possible that people obsessed with racism are themselves racist.”

— Ann Coulter

68. “With the terrible earthquake and resulting tsunami that have devastated Japan, the only good news is that anyone exposed to excess radiation from the nuclear power plants is now probably much less likely to get cancer.”

— Ann Coulter

69. “Liberals want the family destroyed, they want religion destroned, because then you have loyalty directly to the state.”

— Ann Coulter

70. “The left’s idea of science is that we should all be riding bicycles and using the Clivus Multrum composting latrines instead of flush toilets. Anyone who dissents, they say – while adjusting their healing crystals for emphasis – is afraid of science.”

— Ann Coulter

71. “We have way too many lawyers, the price for them has plummeted and you will have a miserable and unsatisfying life. Unless you get into Harvard Law. You could be in a yurt on the Mongolian Plateau and they’ll say, “Oh you must be smart. You went to Harvard Law.””

— Ann Coulter

72. “His pomposity is overshadowed only by his rank stupidity.”

— Ann Coulter

73. “That is Obama’s signature move: Invent people who are saying ridiculous things and then encourage the audience to laugh at these made-up buffoons.”

— Ann Coulter

74. “Democrats couldn’t care less if people in Indiana hate them. But if Europeans curl their lips, liberals can’t look at themselves in the mirror.”

— Ann Coulter

75. “As Bush said, after detailing some of Saddam Hussein’s charming practices: “If this is not evil, then evil has no meaning.” It’s not as if anyone is worried that we’re making a horrible miscalculation and could be removing the Iraqi Abraham Lincoln by mistake.”

— Ann Coulter

76. “I support guns and I support the death penalty. Half of my interviews are convincing liberals they’re not liberal.”

— Ann Coulter

77. “In California, the fabulously rich support the poor with government jobs, paid for by the middle class which is now living in Arizona.”

— Ann Coulter

78. “It’s just like a liberal, they import slaves, they hold slaves, they fight for slavery, they go to war in a civil war to defend slavery. They then install legal discrimination against blacks for a hundred years.”

— Ann Coulter

79. “Once man’s connection to the divine is denied, you can reason yourself from here to anywhere.”

— Ann Coulter

80. “Any growing interest in soccer can only be a sign of the nation’s moral decay.”

— Ann Coulter

81. “Invalidating laws has absolutely nothing to do with judicial activism. It depends on whether the law is unconstitutional or not. That’s really the key point.”

— Ann Coulter

82. “I think the government should be spying on all Arabs, engaging in torture as a televised spectator sport, dropping daisy cutters wantonly throughout the Middle East and sending liberals to Guantanamo.”

— Ann Coulter

83. “I love to engage in repartee with people who are stupider than I am.”

— Ann Coulter

84. “Liberal soccer moms are precisely as likely to receive anthrax in the mail as to develop a capacity for linear thinking.”

— Ann Coulter

85. “Swing voters are more appropriately known as the ‘idiot voters’ because they have no set of philosophical principles. By the age of fourteen, you’re either a Conservative or a Liberal if you have an IQ above a toaster.”

— Ann Coulter

86. “If you attack the Clintons publicly, make sure all your friends know that you are not planning suicide, that you’re not careless when you drive a car.”

— Ann Coulter

87. “Public school teachers are the new priesthood while traditional religion is ridiculed and maligned.”

— Ann Coulter

88. “I’m more of a man than any liberal.”

— Ann Coulter

89. “My libertarian friends are probably getting a little upset now but I think that’s because they never appreciate the benefits of local fascism.”

— Ann Coulter

90. “It confirms my idea that you also need more liberal gun laws. Guns lead to a polite society, as we like to say in the United States. And I think that all of western Canada would agree with me.”

— Ann Coulter

91. “Liberals dispute that Reagan won the Cold War on the basis of their capacity to put mocking quotation marks around the word, won. That’s pretty much the full argument: Restate a factual proposition with sneering quote marks.”

— Ann Coulter

92. “Liberal moms like soccer because it’s a sport in which athletic talent finds so little expression that girls can play with boys. No serious sport is co-ed, even at the kindergarten level.”

— Ann Coulter

93. “Where there’s smoke around a conservative, there are journalists furiously rubbing two sticks together.”

— Ann Coulter

94. “Democrats could never accept the fact that “civil rights” was about correcting specific and severe injustices done to American blacks, principally because they were the ones who had perpetrated the injustices.”

— Ann Coulter

95. “We know who the homicidal maniacs are. They are the ones cheering and dancing right now.”

— Ann Coulter

96. “So I think all gays who are born gay are overwhelming conservative, maybe apolitical, and all those angry gays, causing trouble for everybody, I don’t think they were born gay. I think they are just angry at their fathers.”

— Ann Coulter

97. “I really liked Deadheads and the whole Dead concert scene: the tailgating, the tie-dye uniforms, the camaraderie it was like NASCAR for potheads.”

— Ann Coulter

98. “I am not the first to note the vast differences between the Wall Street protesters and the tea partiers. To name three: The tea partiers have jobs, showers and a point.”

— Ann Coulter

99. “As the leader of twelve apostles, even Jesus had more executive experience than Obama.”

— Ann Coulter

100. “Like so many liberal icons, Marx seldom bathed and left his wife and children in poverty. As Schlafly says, no wonder liberal women think men are pigs: Their men are pigs.”

— Ann Coulter