Top 300 Ann Coulter Quotes (2024 Update)
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101. “America” would still be an unnamed continent full of migratory tribes chasing the rear end of a buffalo every time their stomachs growled.”

— Ann Coulter

102. “Somebody’s noticing the immigrant crime wave: Google illegal alien crime and you’ll get more than 2 million hits. Google immigrant crime and you’ll get 40 million. Only our government and media refuse to notice. Then they turn around and denounce anyone else’s estimate, saying: You don’t know that. So tell us! We “don’t know that” only because the people in a position to know have decided to keep it secret.”

— Ann Coulter

103. “The really amazing part, to me, was when Florida made it into the Final Four, the Democrats didn’t demand a recount.”

— Ann Coulter

104. “Liberals believe in burning the American flag, urinating on crucifixes, and passing out birth control pills to 11-year-olds without telling their parents – but God forbid an infidel touch a Quran at Guantanamo.”

— Ann Coulter

105. “Almost everything wrong with our health care system comes from government interference with the free market. If the health care system is broken, then fix it. Don’t try to invent a new one premised on all the bad ideas that are causing problems in the first place.”

— Ann Coulter

106. “You will find liberals always rooting for savages against civilization.”

— Ann Coulter

107. “I promise you: No American whose great-grandfather was born here is watching soccer. One can only hope that, in addition to learning English, these new Americans will drop their soccer fetish with time.”

— Ann Coulter

108. “It was not lost on Osama bin Laden that it only took 18 dead in Somalia for the Great Satan to pull out. It should not be lost on Americans that this is what the Democrats are again demanding we do in Iraq.”

— Ann Coulter

109. “Usually the nonsense liberals spout is kind of cute, but in wartime their instinctive idiocy is life-threatening.”

— Ann Coulter

110. “The man responsible for keeping Americans safe from another terrorist attack on American soil for nearly seven years now will go down in history as one of America’s greatest presidents.”

— Ann Coulter

111. “Liberals tell amazing lies about guns and everything else.”

— Ann Coulter

112. “China built a thirteen-thousand-mile wall several centuries before Christ, and it’s still working.”

— Ann Coulter

113. “Back when they supported segregation, Lott and Thurmond were Democrats.”

— Ann Coulter

114. “Democratic vice presidential candidate John Edwards used to claim that there are “two Americas,” the rich and the poor. If Democrats have their way, there will be two Latin Americas, both of them poor. You’re living in one of them right now.”

— Ann Coulter

115. “Even Obama’s staunchest supporters are starting to leave him. Last week Michelle Obama demanded to see a copy of his birth certificate.”

— Ann Coulter

116. “If I’m going to say anything about John Edwards in the future, I’ll just wish he had been killed in a terrorist assassination plot.”

— Ann Coulter

117. “Perhaps like the many and various meanings of the word “we,” liberals use the word “unsubstantiated” to mean “tested repeatedly and proved true.””

— Ann Coulter

118. “Whenever you come across a screw-up this big, you know the government is behind it.”

— Ann Coulter

119. “I never sought to be a pundit, or on TV, or a writer-it just kind of came to me. If you just keep doing what you want to do, you wind up doing precisely what you want to be doing. Don’t resist how life bats you around.”

— Ann Coulter

120. “If you don’t hate Clinton and the people who labored to keep him in office, you don’t love your country.”

— Ann Coulter

121. “Liberals don’t have to emerge from the hot tub and start attending NASCAR races or – God forbid – church, but it would be nice if they’d stop lying all the time.”

— Ann Coulter

122. “Some jobs are so dirty you can only send in someone who has the finely honed hatred of liberals acquired at elite universities to do them.”

— Ann Coulter

123. “To promote the sales of GM vehicles, Obama says the government will stand by your GM car warranty. And all the taxpayers will get a lube job.”

— Ann Coulter

124. “The thing I like about Bush is I think he hates liberals.”

— Ann Coulter

125. “Britain makes it absolutely, blindingly clear that it is liberal social welfare policies. And they have turned a good chunk of their native population into animals. They are absolute animals. They are not humans with free will. They eat, they screw, they drink.”

— Ann Coulter

126. “Liberals hate religion because politics is a religion substitute for liberals and they can’t stand the competition.”

— Ann Coulter

127. “The country will have the economy of Uganda, but Democrats will be in total control.”

— Ann Coulter

128. “Already liberals are trying to rewrite the history of the Cold War to remove Reagan from its core, to make him a doddering B-movie actor who happened to be standing there when the Soviet Union imploded. They have the media, the universities, the textbooks. We have ourselves. We are the witnesses.”

— Ann Coulter

129. “When a feminist as strident as Garofalo is defending the Hussein regime, you have to wonder if her newfound sobriety has hit a rough patch.”

— Ann Coulter

130. “There are always going to be Muslim atrocities! Whenever the media starts obsessing with ISIS, I think you’re hiding something.”

— Ann Coulter

131. “Moderation in the defense of liberty is no virtue.”

— Ann Coulter

132. “Liberals despise the rule of law because it interferes with their ability to rule by mob. They love to portray themselves as the weak taking on the powerful. But it is the least powerful who suffer the most once the rule of law is gone.”

— Ann Coulter

133. “Throw in “never read books” and you have the dictionary definition of a liberal. Being completely uninformed is precisely how most liberals stay liberal.”

— Ann Coulter

134. “Liberals are more upset when a tree is chopped down than when a child is aborted. Even if one rates an unborn child less than a full-blown person, doesn’t the unborn child rate slightly higher than vegetation?”

— Ann Coulter

135. “When we were at peace, Democrats wanted to raise taxes. Now there’s a war, so Democrats want to raise taxes. When there was a surplus, Democrats wanted to raise taxes. Now that there is a mild recession, Democrats want to raise taxes.”

— Ann Coulter

136. “No matter what argument you make against evolution, the response is Well, you know, it’s possible to believe in evolution and believe in God. Yes, and it’s possible to believe in Spiderman and believe in God, but that doesn’t prove Spiderman is true.”

— Ann Coulter

137. “NBC’s The West Wing is an icon for bad stories; Gitmo is a place where we keep an eye on evil, dangerous people who want to kill us.”

— Ann Coulter

138. “You know you’re doing something right when you’ve reduced hordes of liberals to blind, sputtering rage.”

— Ann Coulter

139. “No torture has yet been devised that could get a liberal to mention the poor, beleaguered Kurds dancing in the streets because Saddam is gone.”

— Ann Coulter

140. “I’ve decided to cut out the part of the speech where I say anything nice about Democrats.”

— Ann Coulter

141. “Okay, fine. You won’t vote for us, America? We tried this the easy way, but you give us no choice. We’re going to overwhelm you with new voters from the Third World.”

— Ann Coulter

142. “Harriet Miers isn’t qualified to play a Supreme Court justice on The West Wing, let alone to be a real one.”

— Ann Coulter

143. “Being nice to people is, in fact, one of the incidental tenets of Christianity, as opposed to other religions whose tenets are more along the lines of ‘kill everyone who doesn’t smell bad and doesn’t answer to the name Mohammed’”

— Ann Coulter

144. “As long as American liberals are going to keep announcing that they’re embarrassed for their country, how about being embarrassed by our public schools or by our ridiculous trial lawyer culture that other countries find laughable?”

— Ann Coulter

145. “Why is it that the same people who have the least confidence in the police and the military are the most willing to allow only the police and the military to have guns?”

— Ann Coulter

146. “It’s striking how so many immigration activists don’t seem to particularly like this country. They tell us that America is a teeming mass of racist, sexist, homophobic bigots. But then they insist on bringing the rest of the world to live here.”

— Ann Coulter

147. “Democrats always assure us that deterrence will work, but when the time comes to deter, they’re against it.”

— Ann Coulter

148. “Scott Brown’s victory in Massachusetts has got to have Ted Kennedy rolling over in his grave, spilling his drink.”

— Ann Coulter

149. “Until you can intelligently articulate the other side’s position, you are not an adult. You are a liberal.”

— Ann Coulter

150. “About a third of pre-1965 immigrants went home – except British and Jewish immigrants, less than 10 percent of whom returned.17 Now no one goes home, they go on welfare. Today’s immigrants aren’t coming here to breathe free, they’re coming to live for free.”

— Ann Coulter