Top 300 Ann Coulter Quotes (2025 Update)

1. “There is no surer proof of Christ’s divinity than that he is still so hated some two thousand years after his death.”

— Ann Coulter

2. “I’m a problem-solver, and you’re welcome.”

— Ann Coulter

3. “Not all Muslims may be terrorists, but all terrorists are Muslims.”

— Ann Coulter

4. “We should invade their countries, kill their leaders and convert them to Christianity. We weren’t punctilious about locating and punishing only Hitler and his top officers. We carpet-bombed German cities; we killed civilians. That’s war. And this is war.”

— Ann Coulter

5. “The beauty of being a liberal is that history always begins this morning. Every day liberals can create a new narrative that destroys the past as it occurred. We have always been at war with Eastasia.”

— Ann Coulter

6. “The presumption of innocence only means you don’t go right to jail.”

— Ann Coulter

7. “The question isn’t whether we ‘need’ guns. It’s wether the government should have a monopoly on force.”

— Ann Coulter

8. “Liberals are stalwart defenders of civil liberties – provided we’re only talking about criminals.”

— Ann Coulter

9. “As the saying goes: God made man and woman; Colonel Colt made them equal.”

— Ann Coulter

10. “It would be a much better country if women did not vote. That is simply a fact. In fact, in every presidential election since 1950 – except Goldwater in ’64 – the Republican would have won, if only the men had voted.”

— Ann Coulter

11. “I know Jesus Christ died for my sins, and that’s all I really need to know.”

— Ann Coulter

12. “Words mean nothing to liberals. They say whatever will help advance their cause at the moment, switch talking points in a heartbeat, and then act indignant if anyone uses the exact same argument they were using five minutes ago.”

— Ann Coulter

13. “College campuses have become fascist colonies of anti-American hate speech, hypersensitivity, speech codes, banded words and prohibited scientific inquiry.”

— Ann Coulter

14. “By 1973, John Kerry had already accused American soldiers of committing war crimes in Vietnam, thrown someone else’s medals to the ground in an anti-war demonstration, and married his first heiress.”

— Ann Coulter

15. “If we took away women’s right to vote, we’d never have to worry about another Democrat president.”

— Ann Coulter

16. “Although God believers don’t need evolution to be false, atheists need evolution to be true.”

— Ann Coulter

17. “I don’t really understand the point about carping about every casualty, every bombing, every death. War is hell. That’s why people say war is hell.”

— Ann Coulter

18. “Liberals have managed to eliminate the idea of manly honor. Instead, all they have is womanly indignation.”

— Ann Coulter

19. “It may be annoying, but the rash of hijackings by Connecticut WASP girls surely explains the time-consuming – but still somehow completely useless – examination of my personal effects. We all have to make sacrifices for airline safety.”

— Ann Coulter

20. “No wonder you guys lost.”

— Ann Coulter

21. “Some people say I’m really ugly and anorexic; some say the only reason I’m on TV is because I’m pretty. I say to them: Get your slander straight. You are what you are, whether you’re small or skinny or smart or dumb. Just do what you do.”

— Ann Coulter

22. “A false argument should be refuted, not named. That’s the basic idea behind freedom of speech. Arguments by name-calling, rather than truth and light, can generally be presumed fraudulent.”

— Ann Coulter

23. “According to the California Hospital Association, health care for illegal aliens is costing state taxpayers well over $1 billion a year. Eighty-four hospitals across California have already been forced to close because of unpaid bills by illegal aliens.”

— Ann Coulter

24. “I cut through the nonsense with the blinding light of truth.”

— Ann Coulter

25. “My only regret with Timothy McVeigh is he did not go to the New York Times Building.”

— Ann Coulter

26. “When your party is controlled by a billionaire rootless international financier who expresses ‘no sense of guilt’ for collaborating with the Nazis, you might want to ease up on lecturing the rest of us about the evil rich.”

— Ann Coulter

27. “I’m a Christian first, and a mean-spirited, bigoted conservative second, and don’t you ever forget it. You know who else was kind of “divisive” in terms of challenging the status quo and the powers-that-be of his day? Jesus Christ.”

— Ann Coulter

28. “There’s nothing good about diversity, other than the food, and we don’t need 128 million Mexicans for the restaurants.”

— Ann Coulter

29. “In the spirit of reaching across the aisle, we owe it to the Democrats to show their president the exact same kind of respect and loyalty that they have shown our recent Republican president.”

— Ann Coulter

30. “The religion that has transformed Western civilization for two millennia is a blank slate for liberals. Their closest reference point is conservative Christians, meaning people you’re not supposed to hire. And these are the people who carp about George Bush’s alleged lack of intellectual curiosity.”

— Ann Coulter

31. “We should invade their countries, kill their leaders and convert them to Christianity.”

— Ann Coulter

32. “Now liberals compare their every riot, every traffic blockage, every Starbucks-window-smashing street protest to the civil rights movement – which was only necessary because of them.”

— Ann Coulter

33. “Contempt is the emotion we feel for an opponent whose arguments are too formidable to refute.”

— Ann Coulter

34. “Clinton masturbates in the sinks.”

— Ann Coulter

35. “Science is something that you have facts. They can be tested. They can be checked. Heterosexual AIDS, another one.”

— Ann Coulter

36. “Democrats are firm believers in the welfare state for their own constituents, whether that’s a crack addict mother of five or a Wall Street banker.”

— Ann Coulter

37. “I am emboldened by my looks to say things Republican men wouldn’t.”

— Ann Coulter

38. “Six imams removed from a US Airways flight from Minneapolis to Phoenix are calling on Muslims to boycott the airline. If only we could get Muslims to boycott all airlines, we could dispense with airport security altogether.”

— Ann Coulter

39. “My track record is pretty good on predictions.”

— Ann Coulter

40. “Being anti-war in Hollywood was an act of bravery on the order of the keynote speaker at a PLO dinner making jokes about Ariel Sharon.”

— Ann Coulter

41. “But ultimately, the purpose of marriage is to transmit civilization to the next generation. There has never been an institution that does it as well as marriage, and that is marriage between a man and a woman.”

— Ann Coulter

42. “There’s never a recession if you work for the government.”

— Ann Coulter

43. “Conservatives have a problem with women. For that matter, all men do.”

— Ann Coulter

44. “Obamacare would never have passed without decades of massive immigration from the Third World. Liberals didn’t change any minds – they changed the voters.”

— Ann Coulter

45. “Liberals can’t just come out and say, they want to take more of our money, kill babies, and discriminate on the basis of race.”

— Ann Coulter

46. “A married woman, the safest place for any woman to be is at home with her husband.”

— Ann Coulter

47. “In the corporeal world, international law is whatever the United States and Great Britain say it is.”

— Ann Coulter

48. “Why not go to war just for oil? We need oil. What do Hollywood celebrities imagine fuels their private jets? How do they think their cocaine is delivered to them?”

— Ann Coulter

49. “I defy any of my coreligionists to tell me they do not laugh at the idea of Dawkins burning in hell.”

— Ann Coulter

50. “The truth cannot be delivered with novocaine.”

— Ann Coulter