Top 300 Ann Coulter Quotes (2024 Update)
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201. “You can describe Christianity and you can also describe liberalism. Christianity has certain beliefs, tenets, doctrines. Not all Christians are always living up to them. Similarly, not all liberals are living up to the tenets of liberalism.”

— Ann Coulter

202. “I give speeches at megachurches across America, and the one thing that’s really striking about it is how utterly, completely diverse they are, and completely unself-consciously. At these huge megachurches the idea that the more Christian you are, the less tolerant you would be is preposterous.”

— Ann Coulter

203. “The Left’s passionate adoration of President Obama – and Clinton, FDR, JFK, Hillary, Teddy Kennedy, and on and on – are the primitive emotions of a mob.”

— Ann Coulter

204. “The only subject fewer authentic Americans cared about than the treatment of prisoners at Guantanamo was World Cup Soccer. America is an epic global battle with ruthless savages who seek our destruction, and liberals are feeling sorry for the terrorists.”

— Ann Coulter

205. “Liberals don’t love big government because they think it’s efficient, compassionate, fair or even remotely useful. They support big government because they are guaranteed the support of nearly everyone who works for the government.”

— Ann Coulter

206. “Hispanics will never vote for Republicans unless they pass amnesty. First of all, moron Republicans: If they can’t vote, they can’t vote against you.”

— Ann Coulter

207. “In addition to “honorable,” it is apparently part of Mueller’s contract with the media that he must always be described as a “lifelong Republican.”

— Ann Coulter

208. “A word to those of you out there who have yet to be offended by something I have said: Please be patient. I am working as fast as I can.”

— Ann Coulter

209. “This is what Christianity is. We believe the Old Testament, but ours is more like Federal Express. You have to obey laws.”

— Ann Coulter

210. “What actually happened during the Clinton presidency? No one can remember anything about it except the bimbos, the lies, and the felonies.”

— Ann Coulter

211. “They’re Democrats always accusing us of repressing their speech. I say let’s do it. Let’s repress them. Frankly, I’m not a big fan of the First Amendment.”

— Ann Coulter

212. “If only Al Sharpton were around, Lincoln would have known he was a victim of racism.”

— Ann Coulter

213. “So for those of you who haven’t read any of my five best-selling books: Liberals are driven by Satan and lie constantly.”

— Ann Coulter

214. “A cruise missile is more important than Head Start.”

— Ann Coulter

215. “Whenever a liberal begins a peevish complaint with a throat-clearing equivocation like, “Of course, we all agree,” your antennae should go up. This is how liberals couch statements they assume all Americans would demand they make, but which they secretly chafe at.”

— Ann Coulter

216. “Talking to liberals is much more fun now that we have Lexis-Nexis.”

— Ann Coulter

217. “There were precisely two groups of people who desperately wanted airport security to be browbeaten into giving suspicious passengers a pass: terrorists and Democrats.”

— Ann Coulter

218. “Press passes can’t be that hard to come by if the White House allows that old Arab Helen Thomas to sit within yards of the President.”

— Ann Coulter

219. “The Klan sees the world in terms of race and ethnicity. So do Liberals.”

— Ann Coulter

220. “Democrats see our voluntary military supported by taxpayer dollars as their personal Salvation Army. Self-interested behavior, such as deploying troops to serve the nation, is considered boorish in Manhattan salons.”

— Ann Coulter

221. “What liberals mean by ‘goose-stepping’ or ‘ethnic cleansing’ is generally something along the lines of ‘eliminating taxpayer funding for the National Endowment for the Arts.’ But they can’t say that, or people would realize they’re crazy.”

— Ann Coulter

222. “The Democrats appear to be the only people who still believe there is any efficacy to the UN.”

— Ann Coulter

223. “Democrats haven’t been this upset about an American engaging in free speech since Juanita Broaddrick opened her yap.”

— Ann Coulter

224. “Before the New York Times starts running “Portraits in Grief” of former Enron employees, it’s worth remembering that even after the collapse, Enron stock is still worth more than the entire Social Security “trust fund.””

— Ann Coulter

225. “If any other religious cult knew so few basic facts about its own seminal beliefs as the liberal cult does about Joe McCarthy, Janet Reno would gas them.”

— Ann Coulter

226. “As far as I’m concerned, I’m a middle-of-the-road moderate and the rest of you are crazy.”

— Ann Coulter

227. “Moreover, poor people are never opposed to big government because they’re exempt from all the annoying things that government does. They’re not worried about taxes: The government is not going to raise any taxes that they pay. They drive unlicensed cars, have no insurance, flee accidents, and couldn’t pay a court judgment anyway. The government doesn’t want to get in touch with the poor for any reason other than to give them things.”

— Ann Coulter

228. “The nonsense about President Obama being a Muslim has got to stop. I rise to defend him from this absurd accusation by pointing out that he is obviously an atheist.”

— Ann Coulter

229. “Every single president, except Kennedy, was a Protestant.”

— Ann Coulter

230. “Liberals are more upset when a tree is chopped down than when a child is aborted.”

— Ann Coulter

231. “Americans are under no moral obligation to grant amnesty to people who have broken our laws. “The moral thing to do” is usually defined as “following the law.” The fact that Democrats want 30 million new voters is not a good enough reason to ignore the law and screw over American workers, as well as legal immigrants already here.”

— Ann Coulter

232. “This is the way addled liberals really think. Even as they champion sucking the brains out of little babies, they think of themselves as indelibly compassionate because they favor an overweening, behemoth federal government.”

— Ann Coulter

233. “I am the illegal alien of commentary. I will do the jokes that no one else will do.”

— Ann Coulter

234. “Liberals are hopping mad because Rush Limbaugh referred to phony soldiers as “phony soldiers.” They claim he was accusing all Democrats in the military of being “phony.” True, all Democrats in the military are not phony soldiers, but all phony soldiers seem to be Democrats.”

— Ann Coulter

235. “They’ve hit us and we’ve got to hit back hard, and I’m not just talking about the terrorists.”

— Ann Coulter

236. “If Hitler hadn’t turned against their beloved Stalin, liberals would have stuck by him, too.”

— Ann Coulter

237. “We didn’t raise this issue, the courts raised it. The courts jammed it down our throats, at the risk of insulting any of my gay male fans.”

— Ann Coulter

238. “If you want to find the cool, anti-establishment rebels who don’t answer to The Man on college campuses today, you have to go to a meeting of the College Republicans. They are rebelling against at least 99 percent of their professors.”

— Ann Coulter

239. “Democrats don’t resent the rich on behalf of the poor. They resent the rich on behalf of the government.”

— Ann Coulter

240. “I’m sure there are people who consider themselves Democrats, maybe even liberals, who are good Christians, but if so I do not think they understand the tenants of those two organizations.”

— Ann Coulter

241. “I’m getting a little tired of politicians trying to prove how ‘moderate’ and ‘centrist’ they are by taking more of my money and freedom. Where’s this center – somewhere between Lenin and Stalin?”

— Ann Coulter

242. “If America could get a timeout on endless immigration from the Third World, we’d have a chance to reform ourselves and drain these deep sewers of depravity, racism, and xenophobia that liberals keep finding around every corner. They’ll be happier. We’ll be happier. After a half century of taking in the hardest cases in the world, America needs a little “me time.”

— Ann Coulter

243. “For most Americans, our most precious possession is citizenship in this amazing country.”

— Ann Coulter

244. “When it comes to immigration, the journalist’s motto is: The public can’t be trusted with the truth.”

— Ann Coulter

245. “In all, nearly 60 percent of immigrants – legal and illegal – are on government assistance, compared with 39 percent of native households.6 Why would any country voluntarily bring in people who have to be supported by the taxpayer?”

— Ann Coulter

246. “The only important lesson from the Vietnam War is this: Democrats lose wars.”

— Ann Coulter

247. “The spirit of the First Amendment has been effectively repealed for conservative speech by a censorious, accusatory mob.”

— Ann Coulter

248. “Liberals pretend to believe that when two random hoodlums kill a gay man in Oklahoma, it’s evidence of a national trend, but when a million people buy a book, it proves absolutely nothing about the book-buying public.”

— Ann Coulter

249. “The Democratic Party supports criminals and Islamic terrorists but has no sympathy for taxpayers.”

— Ann Coulter

250. “In a 1986 Time magazine cover story on Reagan, reporter Lance Morrow droned on about the sainted FDR, saying he “explored the upper limits of what government could do for the individual” – evidently by putting Japanese in internment camps and fighting a war against a race-supremacist regime with a segregated military. Reagan, by contrast, Morrow said, “is testing the lower limits”5 – one assumes by ending Soviet totalitarianism and bequeathing America two decades of peace and prosperity.”

— Ann Coulter