Top 300 Ann Coulter Quotes (2025 Update)
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201. “It’s interesting how Obama’s adorers in the press keep comparing him to Lincoln and Reagan. Apparently they can’t think of a Democrat president worthy of being compared to.”

— Ann Coulter

202. “Before the New York Times starts running “Portraits in Grief” of former Enron employees, it’s worth remembering that even after the collapse, Enron stock is still worth more than the entire Social Security “trust fund.””

— Ann Coulter

203. “Kennedy’s immigration law was enacted during the magical post-1964 period, when Congress had free rein to push through the craziest left-wing legislation since the New Deal. It was the most destructive period in American history.”

— Ann Coulter

204. “Moreover, poor people are never opposed to big government because they’re exempt from all the annoying things that government does. They’re not worried about taxes: The government is not going to raise any taxes that they pay. They drive unlicensed cars, have no insurance, flee accidents, and couldn’t pay a court judgment anyway. The government doesn’t want to get in touch with the poor for any reason other than to give them things.”

— Ann Coulter

205. “Who’s gonna give me a TV show? I didn’t work for an impeached, disbarred President who was held in contempt by a federal judge. That’s what they look for in objective reporters.”

— Ann Coulter

206. “There is a growing body of evidence that radiation in excess of what the government says are the minimum amounts we should be exposed to are actually good for you and reduce cases of cancer.”

— Ann Coulter

207. “You can describe Christianity and you can also describe liberalism. Christianity has certain beliefs, tenets, doctrines. Not all Christians are always living up to them. Similarly, not all liberals are living up to the tenets of liberalism.”

— Ann Coulter

208. “I give speeches at megachurches across America, and the one thing that’s really striking about it is how utterly, completely diverse they are, and completely unself-consciously. At these huge megachurches the idea that the more Christian you are, the less tolerant you would be is preposterous.”

— Ann Coulter

209. “The Left’s passionate adoration of President Obama – and Clinton, FDR, JFK, Hillary, Teddy Kennedy, and on and on – are the primitive emotions of a mob.”

— Ann Coulter

210. “I am the illegal alien of commentary. I will do the jokes that no one else will do.”

— Ann Coulter

211. “The only subject fewer authentic Americans cared about than the treatment of prisoners at Guantanamo was World Cup Soccer. America is an epic global battle with ruthless savages who seek our destruction, and liberals are feeling sorry for the terrorists.”

— Ann Coulter

212. “Liberals don’t love big government because they think it’s efficient, compassionate, fair or even remotely useful. They support big government because they are guaranteed the support of nearly everyone who works for the government.”

— Ann Coulter

213. “Hispanics will never vote for Republicans unless they pass amnesty. First of all, moron Republicans: If they can’t vote, they can’t vote against you.”

— Ann Coulter

214. “Liberals are hopping mad because Rush Limbaugh referred to phony soldiers as “phony soldiers.” They claim he was accusing all Democrats in the military of being “phony.” True, all Democrats in the military are not phony soldiers, but all phony soldiers seem to be Democrats.”

— Ann Coulter

215. “They’ve hit us and we’ve got to hit back hard, and I’m not just talking about the terrorists.”

— Ann Coulter

216. “In addition to “honorable,” it is apparently part of Mueller’s contract with the media that he must always be described as a “lifelong Republican.”

— Ann Coulter

217. “A word to those of you out there who have yet to be offended by something I have said: Please be patient. I am working as fast as I can.”

— Ann Coulter

218. “This is what Christianity is. We believe the Old Testament, but ours is more like Federal Express. You have to obey laws.”

— Ann Coulter

219. “What actually happened during the Clinton presidency? No one can remember anything about it except the bimbos, the lies, and the felonies.”

— Ann Coulter

220. “They’re Democrats always accusing us of repressing their speech. I say let’s do it. Let’s repress them. Frankly, I’m not a big fan of the First Amendment.”

— Ann Coulter

221. “If only Al Sharpton were around, Lincoln would have known he was a victim of racism.”

— Ann Coulter

222. “So for those of you who haven’t read any of my five best-selling books: Liberals are driven by Satan and lie constantly.”

— Ann Coulter

223. “A cruise missile is more important than Head Start.”

— Ann Coulter

224. “Whenever a liberal begins a peevish complaint with a throat-clearing equivocation like, “Of course, we all agree,” your antennae should go up. This is how liberals couch statements they assume all Americans would demand they make, but which they secretly chafe at.”

— Ann Coulter

225. “There were precisely two groups of people who desperately wanted airport security to be browbeaten into giving suspicious passengers a pass: terrorists and Democrats.”

— Ann Coulter

226. “The most crazed religious fanatic argues in more calm and reasoned tones than liberals responding to statistics on concealed-carry permits.”

— Ann Coulter

227. “For most Americans, our most precious possession is citizenship in this amazing country.”

— Ann Coulter

228. “Democrats see our voluntary military supported by taxpayer dollars as their personal Salvation Army. Self-interested behavior, such as deploying troops to serve the nation, is considered boorish in Manhattan salons.”

— Ann Coulter

229. “What liberals mean by ‘goose-stepping’ or ‘ethnic cleansing’ is generally something along the lines of ‘eliminating taxpayer funding for the National Endowment for the Arts.’ But they can’t say that, or people would realize they’re crazy.”

— Ann Coulter

230. “The Democrats appear to be the only people who still believe there is any efficacy to the UN.”

— Ann Coulter

231. “Democrats haven’t been this upset about an American engaging in free speech since Juanita Broaddrick opened her yap.”

— Ann Coulter

232. “If any other religious cult knew so few basic facts about its own seminal beliefs as the liberal cult does about Joe McCarthy, Janet Reno would gas them.”

— Ann Coulter

233. “As far as I’m concerned, I’m a middle-of-the-road moderate and the rest of you are crazy.”

— Ann Coulter

234. “Ironically, since Obama was elected, for the first time in my life I’m sometimes not proud of my country.”

— Ann Coulter

235. “Enjoy most: the prospect of having an impact on the public debate. Irritating liberals is a close second.”

— Ann Coulter

236. “Clinton’s attempt to socialize healthcare was the second most disgusting thing he did in the oval office. I can’t remember was the first thing was.”

— Ann Coulter

237. “The nonsense about President Obama being a Muslim has got to stop. I rise to defend him from this absurd accusation by pointing out that he is obviously an atheist.”

— Ann Coulter

238. “Every single president, except Kennedy, was a Protestant.”

— Ann Coulter

239. “Liberals are more upset when a tree is chopped down than when a child is aborted.”

— Ann Coulter

240. “Americans are under no moral obligation to grant amnesty to people who have broken our laws. “The moral thing to do” is usually defined as “following the law.” The fact that Democrats want 30 million new voters is not a good enough reason to ignore the law and screw over American workers, as well as legal immigrants already here.”

— Ann Coulter

241. “This is the way addled liberals really think. Even as they champion sucking the brains out of little babies, they think of themselves as indelibly compassionate because they favor an overweening, behemoth federal government.”

— Ann Coulter

242. “If Hitler hadn’t turned against their beloved Stalin, liberals would have stuck by him, too.”

— Ann Coulter

243. “If we’re so cruel to minorities, why do they keep coming here? Why aren’t they sneaking across the Mexican border to make their way to the Taliban?”

— Ann Coulter

244. “We didn’t raise this issue, the courts raised it. The courts jammed it down our throats, at the risk of insulting any of my gay male fans.”

— Ann Coulter

245. “If you want to find the cool, anti-establishment rebels who don’t answer to The Man on college campuses today, you have to go to a meeting of the College Republicans. They are rebelling against at least 99 percent of their professors.”

— Ann Coulter

246. “Democrats don’t resent the rich on behalf of the poor. They resent the rich on behalf of the government.”

— Ann Coulter

247. “Liberals could live their whole lives never having to hear an actual conservative opinion other than the idiotic arguments written for conservative characters on Aaron Sorkin’s little teleplays.”

— Ann Coulter

248. “I’m sure there are people who consider themselves Democrats, maybe even liberals, who are good Christians, but if so I do not think they understand the tenants of those two organizations.”

— Ann Coulter

249. “I’m getting a little tired of politicians trying to prove how ‘moderate’ and ‘centrist’ they are by taking more of my money and freedom. Where’s this center – somewhere between Lenin and Stalin?”

— Ann Coulter

250. “If America could get a timeout on endless immigration from the Third World, we’d have a chance to reform ourselves and drain these deep sewers of depravity, racism, and xenophobia that liberals keep finding around every corner. They’ll be happier. We’ll be happier. After a half century of taking in the hardest cases in the world, America needs a little “me time.”

— Ann Coulter