Top 300 Ann Coulter Quotes (2026 Update)
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201. “The LA Times was practically lactating with cultural understanding about the Hmong’s canine murder, titling the article: “Hmong’s Sacrifice of Puppy Reopens Cultural Wounds.” It seems that Americans were creating “cultural wounds” by complaining about the Hmong clubbing Fido to death. How about the puppy’s wounds? Could we get an article on that? Hello, PETA? Stop hassling that kid for eating a hamburger – I got a real story for you!”

— Ann Coulter

202. “Liberalism is part of a religious disorder that demands a belief that life is controllable.”

— Ann Coulter

203. “This is what Christians consider themselves: perfected Jews.”

— Ann Coulter

204. “But liberals love to drape themselves in decades-old glories they had nothing to do with.”

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205. “It’s interesting how Obama’s adorers in the press keep comparing him to Lincoln and Reagan. Apparently they can’t think of a Democrat president worthy of being compared to.”

— Ann Coulter

206. “Before the New York Times starts running “Portraits in Grief” of former Enron employees, it’s worth remembering that even after the collapse, Enron stock is still worth more than the entire Social Security “trust fund.””

— Ann Coulter

207. “The only subject fewer authentic Americans cared about than the treatment of prisoners at Guantanamo was World Cup Soccer. America is an epic global battle with ruthless savages who seek our destruction, and liberals are feeling sorry for the terrorists.”

— Ann Coulter

208. “Hispanics will never vote for Republicans unless they pass amnesty. First of all, moron Republicans: If they can’t vote, they can’t vote against you.”

— Ann Coulter

209. “The most crazed religious fanatic argues in more calm and reasoned tones than liberals responding to statistics on concealed-carry permits.”

— Ann Coulter

210. “There is a growing body of evidence that radiation in excess of what the government says are the minimum amounts we should be exposed to are actually good for you and reduce cases of cancer.”

— Ann Coulter

211. “You can describe Christianity and you can also describe liberalism. Christianity has certain beliefs, tenets, doctrines. Not all Christians are always living up to them. Similarly, not all liberals are living up to the tenets of liberalism.”

— Ann Coulter

212. “So for those of you who haven’t read any of my five best-selling books: Liberals are driven by Satan and lie constantly.”

— Ann Coulter

213. “Democrats haven’t been this upset about an American engaging in free speech since Juanita Broaddrick opened her yap.”

— Ann Coulter

214. “In addition to “honorable,” it is apparently part of Mueller’s contract with the media that he must always be described as a “lifelong Republican.”

— Ann Coulter

215. “I give speeches at megachurches across America, and the one thing that’s really striking about it is how utterly, completely diverse they are, and completely unself-consciously. At these huge megachurches the idea that the more Christian you are, the less tolerant you would be is preposterous.”

— Ann Coulter

216. “Whenever a liberal begins a peevish complaint with a throat-clearing equivocation like, “Of course, we all agree,” your antennae should go up. This is how liberals couch statements they assume all Americans would demand they make, but which they secretly chafe at.”

— Ann Coulter

217. “Who’s gonna give me a TV show? I didn’t work for an impeached, disbarred President who was held in contempt by a federal judge. That’s what they look for in objective reporters.”

— Ann Coulter

218. “What actually happened during the Clinton presidency? No one can remember anything about it except the bimbos, the lies, and the felonies.”

— Ann Coulter

219. “If any other religious cult knew so few basic facts about its own seminal beliefs as the liberal cult does about Joe McCarthy, Janet Reno would gas them.”

— Ann Coulter

220. “As far as I’m concerned, I’m a middle-of-the-road moderate and the rest of you are crazy.”

— Ann Coulter

221. “Democrats see our voluntary military supported by taxpayer dollars as their personal Salvation Army. Self-interested behavior, such as deploying troops to serve the nation, is considered boorish in Manhattan salons.”

— Ann Coulter

222. “Liberals don’t love big government because they think it’s efficient, compassionate, fair or even remotely useful. They support big government because they are guaranteed the support of nearly everyone who works for the government.”

— Ann Coulter

223. “There were precisely two groups of people who desperately wanted airport security to be browbeaten into giving suspicious passengers a pass: terrorists and Democrats.”

— Ann Coulter

224. “For most Americans, our most precious possession is citizenship in this amazing country.”

— Ann Coulter

225. “If only Al Sharpton were around, Lincoln would have known he was a victim of racism.”

— Ann Coulter

226. “Moreover, poor people are never opposed to big government because they’re exempt from all the annoying things that government does. They’re not worried about taxes: The government is not going to raise any taxes that they pay. They drive unlicensed cars, have no insurance, flee accidents, and couldn’t pay a court judgment anyway. The government doesn’t want to get in touch with the poor for any reason other than to give them things.”

— Ann Coulter

227. “A word to those of you out there who have yet to be offended by something I have said: Please be patient. I am working as fast as I can.”

— Ann Coulter

228. “This is what Christianity is. We believe the Old Testament, but ours is more like Federal Express. You have to obey laws.”

— Ann Coulter

229. “What liberals mean by ‘goose-stepping’ or ‘ethnic cleansing’ is generally something along the lines of ‘eliminating taxpayer funding for the National Endowment for the Arts.’ But they can’t say that, or people would realize they’re crazy.”

— Ann Coulter

230. “The Democrats appear to be the only people who still believe there is any efficacy to the UN.”

— Ann Coulter

231. “Liberals are hopping mad because Rush Limbaugh referred to phony soldiers as “phony soldiers.” They claim he was accusing all Democrats in the military of being “phony.” True, all Democrats in the military are not phony soldiers, but all phony soldiers seem to be Democrats.”

— Ann Coulter

232. “The Left’s passionate adoration of President Obama – and Clinton, FDR, JFK, Hillary, Teddy Kennedy, and on and on – are the primitive emotions of a mob.”

— Ann Coulter

233. “A cruise missile is more important than Head Start.”

— Ann Coulter

234. “When it comes to immigration, the journalist’s motto is: The public can’t be trusted with the truth.”

— Ann Coulter

235. “Americans are under no moral obligation to grant amnesty to people who have broken our laws. “The moral thing to do” is usually defined as “following the law.” The fact that Democrats want 30 million new voters is not a good enough reason to ignore the law and screw over American workers, as well as legal immigrants already here.”

— Ann Coulter

236. “If America could get a timeout on endless immigration from the Third World, we’d have a chance to reform ourselves and drain these deep sewers of depravity, racism, and xenophobia that liberals keep finding around every corner. They’ll be happier. We’ll be happier. After a half century of taking in the hardest cases in the world, America needs a little “me time.”

— Ann Coulter

237. “Ironically, since Obama was elected, for the first time in my life I’m sometimes not proud of my country.”

— Ann Coulter

238. “Enjoy most: the prospect of having an impact on the public debate. Irritating liberals is a close second.”

— Ann Coulter

239. “Clinton’s attempt to socialize healthcare was the second most disgusting thing he did in the oval office. I can’t remember was the first thing was.”

— Ann Coulter

240. “If you want to find the cool, anti-establishment rebels who don’t answer to The Man on college campuses today, you have to go to a meeting of the College Republicans. They are rebelling against at least 99 percent of their professors.”

— Ann Coulter

241. “The Democratic Party supports criminals and Islamic terrorists but has no sympathy for taxpayers.”

— Ann Coulter

242. “McGovern’s revenge also represents the Democrats’ switch from a party of blue-collar workers to a party of urban elites – feminists, vegans, drug legalizers, untaxed hedge fund operators, and transgender-rights activists. Back when Democrats still claimed to represent working Americans, they opposed illegal immigration. Since being taken over by the Far Left, all that matters to them is changing the electorate to one that doesn’t mind liberal insanity.”

— Ann Coulter

243. “I never wanted to be famous and the only part I like is that it means people are reading my books and listening to me on TV and radio.”

— Ann Coulter

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244. “If the press really thinks Obama is Lincoln, they ought to treat him like they treated Bush, ’cause that’s how they treated Lincoln. His critics compared Lincoln to an ape; they called him an illiterate baboon.”

— Ann Coulter

245. “Every single president, except Kennedy, was a Protestant.”

— Ann Coulter

246. “I’m sure there are people who consider themselves Democrats, maybe even liberals, who are good Christians, but if so I do not think they understand the tenants of those two organizations.”

— Ann Coulter

247. “I’m getting a little tired of politicians trying to prove how ‘moderate’ and ‘centrist’ they are by taking more of my money and freedom. Where’s this center – somewhere between Lenin and Stalin?”

— Ann Coulter

248. “If Hitler hadn’t turned against their beloved Stalin, liberals would have stuck by him, too.”

— Ann Coulter

249. “In all, nearly 60 percent of immigrants – legal and illegal – are on government assistance, compared with 39 percent of native households.6 Why would any country voluntarily bring in people who have to be supported by the taxpayer?”

— Ann Coulter

250. “Liberals are more upset when a tree is chopped down than when a child is aborted.”

— Ann Coulter