Top 300 Ashleigh Brilliant Quotes (2026 Update)
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101. “There’s no harm in talking to yourself, but try to avoid telling yourself jokes you’ve heard before.”

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102. “You are what you eat, but eventually you become what eats you.”

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103. “I can face anything, except the future, and certain parts of the past and present.”

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104. “I march to a different drummer, whose location, identity, and musical training haven’t yet been established.”

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105. “Please don’t ask me what the score is. I’m not even sure what the game is.”

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106. “Our meetings are held to discuss many problems which would never arise if we held fewer meetings.”

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107. “Communication with the dead is only a little more difficult than communication with some of the living.”

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108. “I have many unrecognized talents, but my faults have somehow succeeded in securing wide recognition.”

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109. “I’ve learned so much from my failures that I’m thinking of having some more.”

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110. “I want to appreciate you now, and avoid the rush.”

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111. “My life so far has been a long series of things I wasn’t ready for.”

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112. “If I can survive death, I can probably survive anything.”

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113. “It’s amazing how much research has gone into making some of the worst decisions.”

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114. “The truly successful teacher is the one you will never need again.”

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115. “You can never discard too many bad ideas.”

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116. “What’s most interesting about some books is the question: How did this crap ever get published?”

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117. “Here is a guaranteed way to get more of what you want: want less.”

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118. “Life is not a problem – Life is the closest God has yet come to a solution.”

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119. “There is a world which I alone rule, but it ends at my fingertips.”

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120. “If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.”

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121. “Accept me for what I am, completely unacceptable.”

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122. “Should I abide by the rules until they’re changed, or help speed the change by breaking them?”

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123. “Inform all the troops that communications have completely broken down.”

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124. “I want it clearly understood that I’m totally confused.”

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125. “If we all work together, we can totally disrupt the system.”

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126. “Life may have no meaning. Or even worse, it may have a meaning of which I disapprove.”

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127. “My object is to save the world, while still leading a pleasant life.”

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128. “One thing you can rely on is that there will always be uncertainty.”

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129. “Don’t let yourself suffer needlessly, find a need to suffer.”

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130. “Just when I nearly had the answer, I forgot the question.”

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131. “Why is there still so much pain and suffering being produced when there’s so little demand for it?”

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132. “If you want to put yourself on the map, publish your own map.”

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133. “Life is an incurable condition: the only known treatment is to try to keep the patient comfortable.”

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134. “They laughed at Edison and Einstein, but somehow I still feel uncomfortable when they laugh at me.”

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135. “It’s hard to face tomorrow, but it’s easier than facing no tomorrow.”

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136. “Not even a great leader can get very far without great people to lead.”

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137. “I’ll give up my bad habits as soon as equally satisfying good habits become available.”

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138. “To be sure of winning, invent your own game, and never tell any other player the rules.”

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139. “The funniest thing about some people is that they have no sense of humor.”

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140. “Dying is a part of living, but only a very small part.”

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141. “If you can’t go where people are happier, try to make people happier where you are.”

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142. “I am irrevocably committed to being permanently indecisive.”

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143. “I want to reach your mind – where is it currently located?”

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144. “Things are gradually falling into place on top of me.”

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145. “By using your intelligence, you can sometimes make your problems twice as complicated.”

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146. “Women can do anything men can do, but often have more sense than even to be interested.”

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147. “Fortunately in my work there’s always a choice: I can choose to do it willingly or unwillingly.”

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148. “I could live a better life if I had a better mind and a better body.”

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149. “I have seen the future! Go back!”

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150. “The entire universe will eventually disintegrate but by then I hope to be in a safer place.”

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