Top 300 Ashleigh Brilliant Quotes (2025 Update)
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101. “Inform all the troops that communications have completely broken down.”

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102. “I want it clearly understood that I’m totally confused.”

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103. “Life may have no meaning. Or even worse, it may have a meaning of which I disapprove.”

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104. “If we all work together, we can totally disrupt the system.”

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105. “My object is to save the world, while still leading a pleasant life.”

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106. “Be a good neighbor, and leave me alone.”

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107. “One thing you can rely on is that there will always be uncertainty.”

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108. “You are what you eat, but eventually you become what eats you.”

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109. “Don’t let yourself suffer needlessly, find a need to suffer.”

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110. “I march to a different drummer, whose location, identity, and musical training haven’t yet been established.”

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111. “I can face anything, except the future, and certain parts of the past and present.”

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112. “Please don’t ask me what the score is. I’m not even sure what the game is.”

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113. “If you want to put yourself on the map, publish your own map.”

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114. “I have many unrecognized talents, but my faults have somehow succeeded in securing wide recognition.”

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115. “Just when I nearly had the answer, I forgot the question.”

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116. “They laughed at Edison and Einstein, but somehow I still feel uncomfortable when they laugh at me.”

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117. “I’ve learned so much from my failures that I’m thinking of having some more.”

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118. “Communication with the dead is only a little more difficult than communication with some of the living.”

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119. “I want to appreciate you now, and avoid the rush.”

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120. “My life so far has been a long series of things I wasn’t ready for.”

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121. “I’ll give up my bad habits as soon as equally satisfying good habits become available.”

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122. “I want to reach your mind – where is it currently located?”

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123. “The funniest thing about some people is that they have no sense of humor.”

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124. “The entire universe will eventually disintegrate but by then I hope to be in a safer place.”

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125. “It’s amazing how much research has gone into making some of the worst decisions.”

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126. “I could live a better life if I had a better mind and a better body.”

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127. “Why is the competition always so intense to set new records for maximum stupidity?”

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128. “The truly successful teacher is the one you will never need again.”

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129. “Hold on to me: Someday I may be quite valuable.”

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130. “Beware! Freedom of speech also includes the freedom to be misunderstood.”

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131. “I’ve found the secret of happiness, total disregard of everybody.”

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132. “You can never discard too many bad ideas.”

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133. “I have no prejudices: all my irrational hatreds are based on solid evidence.”

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134. “How can I be sure I’ve succeeded, if I can’t remember what I was trying to do.”

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135. “We owe it to our past futile sacrifices to continue making further futile sacrifices.”

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136. “Please don’t tell me there’s no need to worry, it’s the only thing I’m any good at.”

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137. “Here is a guaranteed way to get more of what you want: want less.”

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138. “There is a world which I alone rule, but it ends at my fingertips.”

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139. “I recently had my problems on the run, but now they’ve re-grouped, and are making another attack.”

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140. “Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence.”

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141. “Keep some souvenirs of your past, or how will you ever prove it wasn’t all a dream?”

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142. “My life is a performance for which I was never given any chance to rehearse.”

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143. “We’ve been through so much together, and most of it was your fault.”

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144. “I will stop at nothing to reach my objective, but only because my brakes are defective.”

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145. “It’s hard enough to be alive and human, without the additional burden of being me.”

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146. “Isn’t it a coincidence that you and I are both alive at the same time?”

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147. “Maybe I’m lucky to be going so slowly, because I may be going in the wrong direction.”

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148. “Why is there still so much pain and suffering being produced when there’s so little demand for it?”

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149. “My time is far too valuable for me to spend any of it trying to improve myself.”

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150. “Life is an incurable condition: the only known treatment is to try to keep the patient comfortable.”

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