Top 300 Ashleigh Brilliant Quotes (2026 Update)
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151. “The entire universe will eventually disintegrate but by then I hope to be in a safer place.”

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152. “If you can neither accept it or change it, try to laugh at it.”

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153. “History records no more gallant struggle than that of humanity against the truth.”

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154. “If I do enough different things in enough different ways, I may, eventually, do something right.”

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155. “I’ve found the secret of happiness, total disregard of everybody.”

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156. “We owe it to our past futile sacrifices to continue making further futile sacrifices.”

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157. “I have no prejudices: all my irrational hatreds are based on solid evidence.”

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158. “How can I be sure I’ve succeeded, if I can’t remember what I was trying to do.”

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159. “By the miracle of teaching, I can give you some of my ability, without losing any of it myself.”

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160. “I recently had my problems on the run, but now they’ve re-grouped, and are making another attack.”

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161. “Things are sometimes better left as they are, but you can’t be sure until you change them.”

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162. “Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence.”

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163. “Keep some souvenirs of your past, or how will you ever prove it wasn’t all a dream?”

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164. “We’ve been through so much together, and most of it was your fault.”

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165. “I will stop at nothing to reach my objective, but only because my brakes are defective.”

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166. “Words are a wonderful form of communication, but they will never replace kisses and punches.”

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167. “Maybe I’m lucky to be going so slowly, because I may be going in the wrong direction.”

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168. “It’s hard enough to be alive and human, without the additional burden of being me.”

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169. “My time is far too valuable for me to spend any of it trying to improve myself.”

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170. “What happened to you could have been worse – it could have happened to me.”

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171. “Unless you move, the place where you are is the place where you will always be.”

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172. “Having failed to conquer myself, my best hope now is to arrange an alliance with myself.”

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173. “My mind contains many good ideas, but it’s not always easy to squeeze one out.”

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174. “Watch out! It’s quite possible that some of my best mistakes haven’t yet been made.”

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175. “Somehow I reached excess without ever noticing when I was passing through satisfaction.”

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176. “The fact that many things have no explanation ought to prevent them from happening; but it doesn’t.”

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177. “One possible reason that I don’t believe in fate is that I wasn’t fated to.”

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178. “My problems aren’t big but it doesn’t necessarily take a big problem to kill me.”

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179. “Not only don’t I know what tomorrow will bring, I’m still not entirely certain what yesterday brought?”

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180. “Take Courage! Whatever you decide to do, it will probably be the wrong thing.”

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181. “Scientists say we use 10% of our brain. That’s way too much. By doing just a little every day, I can gradually let the task completely overwhelm me.”

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182. “I like who I am, and am puzzled to find that not everybody shares this opinion.”

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183. “Even with a round table, some people always seem able to sit at the head of it.”

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184. “If we could all hear one another’s prayers, God might be relieved of some of his burdens.”

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185. “What should I do if my problems aren’t all solved by the time I die?”

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186. “I don’t know how to be happy – They didn’t teach it in my school.”

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187. “The whole world is our dining room, but be careful: it is also our garbage can.”

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188. “It’s good to know that if I behave strangely enough, society will take full responsibility for me.”

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189. “The surest way to remain a winner is to win once, and then not play any more.”

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190. “The closest you will ever come in this life to an orderly universe is a good library.”

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191. “Love is a strange commodity, because you can’t import it if you don’t also export it.”

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192. “Unfortunately, it’s possible to be able to do something extremely well that nobody ever wants done.”

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193. “The longer I live, the less chance I’ll ever recover from what life keeps doing to me.”

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194. “What I need is a lawyer who specializes in the law of the jungle.”

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195. “Why does merely attempting to understand Reality so often seem to lead to going insane?”

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196. “My life shows a clear pattern of total unpredictability.”

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197. “Being dead is one way to experience nothing, another is to attend some classes at my school.”

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198. “At what point in my struggle with nature will nature finally give up?”

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199. “If you must keep groaning, please try to do it in a rhythm I can dance to.”

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200. “I have just discovered the truth, and can’t understand why everybody isn’t eager to hear it.”

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