Top 140 Charlie Sheen Quotes (2026 Update)
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51. “I have a 10,000-year-old brain and the boogers of a 7-year-old. That’s how I describe myself.”

— Charlie Sheen

52. “Resentments are the rocket fuel that lives in the tip of my saber.”

— Charlie Sheen

53. “But you can’t focus on things that matter if all you’ve been is asleep for forty years. Funny how sleep rhymes with sheep. You know.”

— Charlie Sheen

54. “The truth is for suckers, Johnny Boy!”

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55. “Steroids build your muscles, but they don’t build your tendons or ligaments.”

— Charlie Sheen

56. “I will not believe that if I do something then I have to follow a certain path because it was written for normal people. People who aren’t special. People who don’t have tiger blood and Adonis DNA.”

— Charlie Sheen

57. “I’m not in any way religious. I don’t go to church, but I consider myself spiritual.”

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58. “I dare anyone to debate me on things.”

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59. “If you’re a part of my family, I will love you violently.”

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60. “The last time I used? What do you mean? I used my toaster this morning.”

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61. “Look what I’m dealing with, man, I’m dealing with fools and trolls.”

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62. “If someone follows you, go to a different room. If they keep following you, get in your car. If they follow you in your car, drive to a police station. There are ways to not engage.”

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63. “Duh! So, we’re asking you now, what are some of your favorite lines that this warlock brain produced?”

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64. “They sell pot named after me in the dispensaries. And I’m not even a pot guy. I was so honored.”

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65. “I exposed people to magic. I exposed them to something they’re never otherwise going to see in their boring, normal lives. And I gave that to them. I may forget about them tomorrow, but they’ll live with that memory for the rest of their lives. And that’s a gift, man.”

— Charlie Sheen

66. “The run I was on made Sinatra, Flynn, Jagger, Richards, all of them look like droopy-eyed armless children.”

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67. “The problem with prostitutes is, what if you actually like somebody you meet in that situation? Where do you go from there? What do you do?”

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68. “For now, I’m just going to hang out with these two smoking hotties and fly privately around the world. It might be lonely up here, but I sure like the view.”

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69. “As kids we’re not taught how to deal with success; we’re taught how to deal with failure. If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again. If at first you succeed, then what?”

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70. “I’m sorry, man, but I’ve got magic. I’ve got poetry in my fingertips. Most of the time – and this includes naps – I’m an F-18, bro. And I will destroy you in the air. I will deploy my ordinance to the ground.”

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71. “Dying is for fools. I’m proud of what I created. I exposed people to magic. I exposed people to things they would never see in their normal lives.”

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72. “You can put people’s feet to the fire a bit just by reminding them that we’re constantly creating our own history.”

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73. “Women are not to be hit, they’re to be hugged and caressed.”

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74. “Fame is empowering. My mistake was that I thought I would instinctively know how to handle it. But there’s no manual, no training course.”

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75. “I’m 0 for 3 with marriage – the scoreboard doesn’t lie, never has. So what we all have is a marriage of the heart. To sully or contaminate or radically disrespect this union with a shameful contract is something that I will leave to the amateurs and the Bible grippers.”

— Charlie Sheen

76. “You can’t beat me. I have the mind of a warlock with adonis DNA. Winning!”

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77. “I was born dead. Yeah, the umbilical cord was like, floppy baby, the whole thing. Yeah, it was bad.”

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78. “I’ve spent, I think, close to the last decade effortlessly and magically converting your tin cans into pure gold.”

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79. “Those of us who did make it have an obligation to build again. To teach to others what we know, and to try with what’s left of our lives to find a goodness and a meaning to this life.”

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80. “I refuse to grow up. I won’t become the adult guy.”

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81. “People say you have to work on your resentments. Yeah, no, I’m gonna hang onto them and they’re gonna fuel my attack.”

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82. “Dad almost died of a heart attack in the middle of making Apocalypse Now, the biggest movie of his life. It doesn’t make you want to jump into that business.”

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83. “I have to tell them that last night was a shameful train wreck filled with blind cuddly puppies.”

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84. “People ask all the time, “What are you thinking?” It’s my least favorite question in the world. The last bastion of solace is my mind. It’s an invasion.”

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85. “I don’t believe in rock bottom. Rock bottom is like a fishing term.”

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86. “I gotta take the baton from Chuck Norris.”

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87. “Once you start altering your body’s blueprint, things start falling apart. Some players take steroids, and two years later, after they’ve broken records, suddenly they have back problems, shoulder problems, arm problems. They’re out of the game for good.”

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88. “Shut your evil mucus-hole you truth terrorist. You LOSE every time a mirror implodes from your barbed and gristle image.”

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89. “It’s been a tsunami of media and I’ve been riding it on a mercury surfboard.”

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90. “There’s a lot of stuff I want to do, just things that I want to explore that don’t involve show business. I’m going to become a television critic. Can you imagine? But I would even consider becoming a baseball scout. Traveling around the heartland looking for the next world-beating phenom.”

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91. “It’s not about the big deal you struck that day, it’s not about the new car, it’s not about the obvious stuff. It’s about that little introspective moment you had in the middle of all that. Those are moments between the moments, and that’s where life is.”

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92. “I don’t have a tuxedo that fits anymore because my chest and my biceps are too big.”

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93. “Just tell the truth and you’re home free. If there are amends to be made, you make them. You own it and move on.”

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94. “I usually have a song in my head. I’m thinking music, I’m thinking lyrics. Music helps me get to those moments. The moments between the moments.”

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95. “Slash sat me down at his house and said, You’ve got to clean up your act. You know you’ve gone too far when Slash is saying, Look, you’ve got to get into rehab.”

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96. “Guys, IMDB right there, 62 movies, a ton of success, I mean, come on bro, I won best picture at 20. I wasn’t even trying.”

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97. “You’ve read about the goddesses, come on. They’re an international sensation. These are my girlfriends. These are the women that I love that have completed the three parts of my heart.”

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98. “I think the power of the mind is amazing, and we’ve barely scratched the surface of what it can do.”

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99. “The paramedic called the press and sold me like a loaf of bread. This was news, and he wanted to be the one to report it.”

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100. “A lot of people think Major League’s called Wild Thing. As they should.”

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