Top 140 Charlie Sheen Quotes (2024 Update)

1. “People say it’s lonely at the top, but I sure like the view.”

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2. “The best way to not get your heart broken, is pretending you don’t have one.”

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3. “Life all comes down to a few moments. This is one of them.”

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4. “The only thing I’m addicted to right now is winning.”

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5. “I have one speed, I have one gear: go!”

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6. “Im a peaceful man with bad intentions.”

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7. “I’m bi-winning. I win here, I win there.”

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8. “You can’t process me with a normal brain.”

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9. “I got tiger blood man. Dying is for fools.”

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10. “I was banging seven-gram rocks, because that’s how I roll. I have one speed, I have one gear: Go.”

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11. “Can’t is the cancer of happening.”

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12. “Boom, crush. Night, losers. Winning, duh.”

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13. “I still don’t have all the answers. I’m more interested in what I can do next than what I did last.”

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14. “I’m done with the winning cause I’ve already won.”

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15. “I have Tiger Blood running through my vains.”

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16. “I’m different. I have a different constitution, I have a different brain, I have a different heart. I got tiger blood, man. Dying’s for fools, dying’s for amateurs.”

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17. “My success rate is 100 percent. Do the math.”

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18. “It’s perfect. It’s awesome. Every day is just filled with just wins. All we do is put wins in the record books. We win so radically in our underwear before our first cup of coffee, it’s scary. People say it’s lonely at the top, but I sure like the view.”

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19. “Defeat is not an option. Period. The End.”

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20. “You should have read the directions before you showed up to the party.”

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21. “Rock bottom; that’s a fishing term.”

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22. “I am on a drug. It’s called Charlie Sheen. It’s not available. If you try it once, you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body.”

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23. “You make a choice to win and you win.”

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24. “I don’t sleep. I wait. I sleep in cars and on couches. I sleep when I can, but when I can’t sleep, I just don’t, so I figure there’s a higher calling keeping me on point that night.”

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25. “I’m an F-18, bro, and I will destroy you in the air and deploy my ordnance to the ground.”

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26. “Uncertainty is a sign of humility, and humility is just the ability or the willingness to learn.”

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27. “I’m still alive, which is pretty cool.”

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28. “I’m dealing with fools and trolls and soft targets. It’s just strafing runs in my underwear before my first cup of coffee. I don’t have time for these clowns.”

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29. “Touch my children and I will eat your hands off your freakin arms.”

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30. “I blinked and I cured my brain.”

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31. “I’m tired of ignoring that I march to a different beat.”

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32. “Fear is never a good enough reason to do nothing.”

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33. “I’m here and I’m ready. They’re not. Bring it.”

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34. “We’re Vatican assassins. How complicated can it be?”

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35. “There have to be more important things going on in the world than my past.”

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36. “People can’t figure me out, they can’t process me, I don’t expect them to. You can’t process me with the normal brain.”

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37. “It ain’t a party til something gets broken.”

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38. “I’m on a quest to claim absolute victory on every front.”

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39. “Let’s hook up and just bring fiery death.”

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40. “You never have to look over your shoulder when you tell the truth. You never have to remember the details, because they are what they are. And you don’t have to make sure your story matches everyone else’s.”

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41. “You either love or you hate. You live in the middle, you get nothing.”

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42. “People misinterpret my passion for anger.”

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43. “I have defeated this earthworm with my words. Imagine what I would have done with my fire breathing fists.”

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44. “I’m grandiose because I live a grandiose life.”

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45. “The only thing I’m addicted to is winning. This bootleg cult, arrogantly referred to as Alcoholics Anonymous, reports a 5 percent success rate. My success rate is 100 percent.”

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46. “I am on a drug. It’s called Charlie Sheen.”

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47. “I’ve fallen for you like a blind roofer.”

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48. “I’m not wearing a golden sombrero.”

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49. “I have a 10,000-year-old brain and the boogers of a 7-year-old. That’s how I describe myself.”

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50. “Resentments are the rocket fuel that lives in the tip of my saber.”

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