Top 140 Charlie Sheen Quotes (2024 Update)
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101. “The paramedic called the press and sold me like a loaf of bread. This was news, and he wanted to be the one to report it.”

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102. “Sometimes the right choice seems great at the moment, but then suddenly it’s as if somebody detonated a suicide bomb.”

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103. “I so desperately wanted to be Mr. Somebody. Instead, I was the little brother, included to a point.”

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104. “I think the honesty not only shines through in my work, but also my personal life. And I get in trouble for being honest. I’m extremely old-fashioned. I’m a nobleman. I’m chivalrous.”

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105. “Fame is empowering. My mistake was that I thought I would instinctively know how to handle it. But there’s no manual, no training course.”

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106. “Slash sat me down at his house and said, You’ve got to clean up your act. You know you’ve gone too far when Slash is saying, Look, you’ve got to get into rehab.”

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107. “You can’t cure your own cancer, obviously, especially if it’s late stage.”

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108. “I just don’t want to live like I used to. And at some point, I’m going to put a gag order on myself in terms of talking about the past. I’ve got to slam the door and deal with the present and the future.”

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109. “I know that sounds arrogant, but you can’t not be special and have a 30-year career.”

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110. “What they’re not ready for is guys like you and I and Nails and all the other gnarly gnarlingtons in my life, that we are high priests, Vatican assassin warlocks. Boom. Print that, people. See where that goes.”

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111. “I tried marriage. I’m 0 for 3 with the marriage thing. So, being a ballplayer – I believe in numbers. I’m not going 0 for 4. I’m not wearing a golden sombrero.”

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112. “Sure, I did a lot of things in excess. But if you look at the core, the foundation of what I pursued, what red-blooded young American male in my position wouldn’t?”

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113. “I just didn’t believe I was like everybody else. I thought I was unique.”

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114. “Let’s talk about something exciting. Me.”

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115. “That we are to stand by the President right or wrong is not only unpatriotic and servile, but is morally treasonable to the American public.”

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116. “Here’s the good news. If I realize that I’m insane, then I’m okay with it. I’m not dangerous insane.”

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117. “Dad kept us out of school, but school comes and goes. Family is forever.”

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118. “Charlie Sheen has the potential to cause your soul to weep and forfeit.”

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119. “I kind of like that romantic image of being in a rocker with my family gathered around, all these generations in one room, listening intently to my stories.”

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120. “I don’t want to get high with my kids, because then everything is different forever. That’s so stupid, I think.”

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121. “I think what drove me insane for a long time is feeling like I hadn’t earned most of what I achieved because it came so fast.”

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122. “I dare anyone to spend 10 years in the laugh-track that is Chuck Lorre’s hive of oppression and not suffer some form of an emotional tsunami.”

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123. “The last time I took drugs, I probably took more than anybody could survive.”

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124. “I’ve got volumes on how not to behave. I’ve got more information now than a guy should have at my age.”

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125. “I believe in detox. I think detox is smart. You’ve got a guy who’s in an opiate cycle or a dope cycle or something, and he can’t get out of it. You shut him down long enough so at least his body can start working for itself again.”

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126. “Get your egos off the battlefield.”

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127. “If you love with violence and you hate with violence there is nothing that can be questioned.”

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128. “Guys want to be respected and acknowledged. They want to feel what they contributed matters.”

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129. “Usually in a battle sequence when a bomb is going off, you forget you’re acting.”

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130. “There was a reason my first substantial role after rehab was to play a maniac whose personal story ended badly. I knew what it was like to go those dark places. I played a guy who died as a result of his abuse.”

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131. “It’s definitely safer to be single, especially with this cottage industry that’s devoted to extorting celebrities.”

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132. “I’ve always been a little skittish about death. On certain days I’m okay with it. On other days it’s like, “Really? I have to? No, man, not me.””

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133. “You can’t not be a little different from others and be successful for three decades.”

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134. “I think I have a duty as a recovering guy to help, to make my knowledge of what I went through accessible.”

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135. “I just think the whole disease model of addiction is crap. It’s rooted in fiction and junk science.”

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136. “I’ve got magic. I’ve got poetry at my fingertips.”

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137. “Every plan I have is the best plan in the room.”

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138. “You can have rules at home that are different from the rest of the world’s as long as you’re not hurting anyone.”

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139. “What is a normal childhood? We weren’t rich, we were pretty middle-class. My dad survived from job to job; with him taking care of so many relatives, he couldn’t save any money.”

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140. “Shooting a movie can be so tedious. You’re trying to get 20 different angles on the same swing. You never get into a rhythm. But I took it very seriously.”

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141. “Athletes become our heroes, because they’re superhuman. They do things nobody else can do. They’re better than 6 billion other people.”

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142. “The nights I don’t sleep it’s because there’s a higher calling telling me to stand guard.”

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143. “I knew if I got loaded I was going away for a while. People would say, Oh, you’re just sober because you’re on probation.”

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144. “I’m kind of old-fashioned in a lot of ways. I prefer mano a mano. Even if you have two girls in the house, it’s not like we’re together all the time. But I need variety.”

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145. “A lot of people will say, “Oh, I got into acting because I wanted to explore my craft.” They’re a bunch of liars, unless they’re Sean Penn, DeNiro or my dad. For the rest of us it was all about chicks and money.”

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146. “What you come to discover is, it isn’t how you get there, it’s that you get there. If that’s what it took to get me where I’m at today, so be it.”

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147. “Early on, I used to think it was really cool and macho to jump out of the car and tackle the bad guy. But then when you see the stunts in the movie, you realize it could’ve been a lady in a poncho.”

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148. “I try to be known more for my work than for anything else.”

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149. “We’re going to shoot one Polaroid per show. I’m going to sign this before it even develops because I know that once it develops with my signature on it, it’s worth a fortune. I’ll make this a work of magic warlock art.”

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