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Top 160 Dane Cook Quotes (2025 Update)
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Dane Cook Quote: “I was doing comedy in laundry mats in 1992, literally where I would bring a little gorilla amp and a lapel mike and just start performing.”

151. “I was doing comedy in laundry mats in 1992, literally where I would bring a little gorilla amp and a lapel mike and just start performing.”

Dane Cook Quote: “Drive, ego and cocksureness are all essential elements in terms of getting exactly what you want but losing everything you’ve got.”

152. “Drive, ego and cocksureness are all essential elements in terms of getting exactly what you want but losing everything you’ve got.”

Dane Cook Quote: “I think that people who do enjoy my stand-up comedy and the people who get it and the people who are taken in by it, they see that I’m a guy that has love of the game.”

153. “I think that people who do enjoy my stand-up comedy and the people who get it and the people who are taken in by it, they see that I’m a guy that has love of the game.”

Dane Cook Quote: “When somebody says I wouldn’t change a thing they’re thinking of something they would change.”

154. “When somebody says I wouldn’t change a thing they’re thinking of something they would change.”

Dane Cook Quote: “I get so into the moment.”

155. “I get so into the moment.”

Dane Cook Quote: “There was a girl I loved in high school – but never spoke to. Cut to my five-year reunion: I’m an entirely different person.”

156. “There was a girl I loved in high school – but never spoke to. Cut to my five-year reunion: I’m an entirely different person.”

Dane Cook Quote: “When you’re on a movie set and you are hopefully making a comedy, everyone’s stifling their laughter. You’re looking at the crew guys, hoping someone is making that face like, and not like, this is not working out, man.”

157. “When you’re on a movie set and you are hopefully making a comedy, everyone’s stifling their laughter. You’re looking at the crew guys, hoping someone is making that face like, and not like, this is not working out, man.”

Dane Cook Quote: “I feel like the gods have certainly patted me on the head.”

158. “I feel like the gods have certainly patted me on the head.”

Dane Cook Quote: “I’ve always read books and loved human behavior since I was ten or twelve years old. Maybe even that’s why I wanted to do comedy.”

159. “I’ve always read books and loved human behavior since I was ten or twelve years old. Maybe even that’s why I wanted to do comedy.”

Dane Cook Quote: “It’s not for any purpose such as religion, health, or things like that, I just never felt I had the need or want to drink or do drugs.”

160. “It’s not for any purpose such as religion, health, or things like that, I just never felt I had the need or want to drink or do drugs.”

Dane Cook Quote: “When I first hit the scene, it was just a lot of go, go, go, go, go. I have a lot of natural energy anyway, but it was over the top.”

161. “When I first hit the scene, it was just a lot of go, go, go, go, go. I have a lot of natural energy anyway, but it was over the top.”

Dane Cook Quote: “I’m glad that my parents missed one thing that was really unbelievable. They saw me hit this great success. It was a blast and we had a lot of laughs. And it was just an amazing time. They passed away. And then after I got, you know, famous, all these haters came out of nowhere.”

162. “I’m glad that my parents missed one thing that was really unbelievable. They saw me hit this great success. It was a blast and we had a lot of laughs. And it was just an amazing time. They passed away. And then after I got, you know, famous, all these haters came out of nowhere.”

Dane Cook Quote: “I won’t take no for a question.”

163. “I won’t take no for a question.”

Dane Cook Quote: “This is a dream come true. HBO is the highest echelon in the world for a stand-up comedian to attain. Throughout my career I’ve trusted my instincts to lead me down the right path, and I am honored to work together with this network while contributing to the legacy that is HBO.”

164. “This is a dream come true. HBO is the highest echelon in the world for a stand-up comedian to attain. Throughout my career I’ve trusted my instincts to lead me down the right path, and I am honored to work together with this network while contributing to the legacy that is HBO.”

Dane Cook Quote: “You’ve gotta share what’s going on in your mind.”

165. “You’ve gotta share what’s going on in your mind.”

Dane Cook Quote: “I’ve lived in LA for so long, I don’t even know what is real and what isn’t any more.”

166. “I’ve lived in LA for so long, I don’t even know what is real and what isn’t any more.”

Dane Cook Quote: “The problem with dating a model is they won’t go out with you if your cars color doesn’t match their outfit.”

167. “The problem with dating a model is they won’t go out with you if your cars color doesn’t match their outfit.”

Dane Cook Quote: “I’m interested in doing anything and everything that I can to squeeze the creativity out of my brain. I guess I’m kind of a performance rat, that’s what I want to do, I love being on stage if I’m not on a set. I just love putting creativity into a performance.”

168. “I’m interested in doing anything and everything that I can to squeeze the creativity out of my brain. I guess I’m kind of a performance rat, that’s what I want to do, I love being on stage if I’m not on a set. I just love putting creativity into a performance.”

Dane Cook Quote: “I do try to keep my show very improvisational. I don’t work off a set list; I like to keep it more in the moment. I like to have information about where I’m going, what might be happening in that particular region as well. I like for people to feel like the show is for them.”

169. “I do try to keep my show very improvisational. I don’t work off a set list; I like to keep it more in the moment. I like to have information about where I’m going, what might be happening in that particular region as well. I like for people to feel like the show is for them.”

Dane Cook Quote: “I’m always going to be someone that people enjoy watching.”

170. “I’m always going to be someone that people enjoy watching.”

Dane Cook Quote: “If you’re 1 of the 3 girls in pics with a greaseball whose arms are around you at a club you lose at life. If you’re the greaseball you win.”

171. “If you’re 1 of the 3 girls in pics with a greaseball whose arms are around you at a club you lose at life. If you’re the greaseball you win.”

Dane Cook Quote: “People know I have a good time on stage. I love my life. I love my job.”

172. “People know I have a good time on stage. I love my life. I love my job.”

Dane Cook Quote: “I’m shooting a pilot based on my show. It’s a one-camera show. I play myself.”

173. “I’m shooting a pilot based on my show. It’s a one-camera show. I play myself.”

Dane Cook Quote: “On stage I am the actor, director and the bouncer all at the same time. Fear does not exist in this dojo does it? No Sensi! Sorry when I get excited I have to toss in some Karate Kid quotes.”

174. “On stage I am the actor, director and the bouncer all at the same time. Fear does not exist in this dojo does it? No Sensi! Sorry when I get excited I have to toss in some Karate Kid quotes.”

Dane Cook Quote: “It’s hard to be happy for someone when you know deep down they’d kill you if they had the chance.”

175. “It’s hard to be happy for someone when you know deep down they’d kill you if they had the chance.”

Dane Cook Quote: “I don’t have to do anything for anyone else’s benefit anymore. I just want to exceed my own expectations.”

176. “I don’t have to do anything for anyone else’s benefit anymore. I just want to exceed my own expectations.”

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