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Doug Stanhope Quote: “I’m just funnier when I’m drunk. Not falling-down drunk, just drunk enough to lose the self-doubt.”

151. “I’m just funnier when I’m drunk. Not falling-down drunk, just drunk enough to lose the self-doubt.”

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Doug Stanhope Quote: “I think it’s probably much easier to do political comedy from a two-party point of view, in that the majority have some sense of what it means to be one or the other.”

152. “I think it’s probably much easier to do political comedy from a two-party point of view, in that the majority have some sense of what it means to be one or the other.”

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Doug Stanhope Quote: “It is a great advantage for any man to be able to talk or hear, neither ignorantly nor absurdly, upon any subject; for I have known people, who have not said one word, hear ignorantly and absurdly; it has appeared by their inattentive and unmeaning faces.”

153. “It is a great advantage for any man to be able to talk or hear, neither ignorantly nor absurdly, upon any subject; for I have known people, who have not said one word, hear ignorantly and absurdly; it has appeared by their inattentive and unmeaning faces.”

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Doug Stanhope Quote: “Unfortunately this is where comedy works, where people are the most miserable.”

154. “Unfortunately this is where comedy works, where people are the most miserable.”

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Doug Stanhope Quote: “In 20 years of comedy, I’ve probably had a dozen good points.”

155. “In 20 years of comedy, I’ve probably had a dozen good points.”

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Doug Stanhope Quote: “The more business gets involved, the less fun it is.”

156. “The more business gets involved, the less fun it is.”

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Doug Stanhope Quote: “Mutations are exciting, there aren’t nearly enough of them.”

157. “Mutations are exciting, there aren’t nearly enough of them.”

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Doug Stanhope Quote: “The first five times that you bang someone and the last million times are two different worlds.”

158. “The first five times that you bang someone and the last million times are two different worlds.”

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Doug Stanhope Quote: “Comedy can always be taken the wrong way. If I do a bit that is meant to diffuse racism or sexism, Im not going to avoid it on the chance that a small portion of the audience might take it the wrong way.”

159. “Comedy can always be taken the wrong way. If I do a bit that is meant to diffuse racism or sexism, Im not going to avoid it on the chance that a small portion of the audience might take it the wrong way.”

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Doug Stanhope Quote: “Drugs support terrorism? No, your SUV supports terrorism.”

160. “Drugs support terrorism? No, your SUV supports terrorism.”

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Doug Stanhope Quote: “If you get made fun of working at Pier One Imports, you can’t pelt them with poop.”

161. “If you get made fun of working at Pier One Imports, you can’t pelt them with poop.”

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Doug Stanhope Quote: “Everything that is going to kill you is extremely appetizing.”

162. “Everything that is going to kill you is extremely appetizing.”

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Doug Stanhope Quote: “Here’s the path to sobriety: Play the Ron Paul drinking game. Watch CNN and take a drink every time someone says his name.”

163. “Here’s the path to sobriety: Play the Ron Paul drinking game. Watch CNN and take a drink every time someone says his name.”

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Doug Stanhope Quote: “I had no musical or athletic ability, and I wasnt particularly good looking. Comedy was something I could do for attention.”

164. “I had no musical or athletic ability, and I wasnt particularly good looking. Comedy was something I could do for attention.”

— Doug Stanhope

Doug Stanhope Quote: “Life isn’t for everybody.”

165. “Life isn’t for everybody.”

— Doug Stanhope

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