Top 180 Emma Chase Quotes (2026 Update)
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51. “I don’t want to control her; I just want to keep her. Her gentle spirit, her kind loveliness has become the center of my world and I’m not sure I know how to function anymore without it.”

— Emma Chase

52. “Because sometimes, life is very much like a book – we don’t get to write our own ending; we have to accept the one that’s already on the page.”

— Emma Chase

53. “I don’t want to share my daughter’s affection with another man. But I also don’t want to tear her in half – make her choose between the two people she loves most in the world. It’s not her job to protect my feelings or her mother’s. It’s our job to protect hers .”

— Emma Chase

54. “Congratulations on your marriage – may it be long and fun and frisky – and may you always look at one another the way you do today.”

— Emma Chase

55. “Bloody Hell, I’m a trope.”

— Emma Chase

56. “She braces her hands on the table, leaning forward. And I have a whole new esteem for gravity – because it’s that force that causes her blouse to pull away from her body, giving me a delectable view of her stunning tits encased in delicate black lace.”

— Emma Chase

57. “I do forgive him. It’s just that easy. Because I understand now. And because I love him. My.”

— Emma Chase

58. “But quiet shouldn’t be mistaken for weak. Sometimes the most steely resolve is asserted silently.”

— Emma Chase

59. “I’m gonna go hang myself in my closet now.” After she’s gone, I ask, “Is she joking?” “She’s seventeen. It depends on the day.”

— Emma Chase

60. “Jesus, take the wheel. And make it a convertible, Lord, so you can smack Connor upside his stupid man-head with a low-lying branch.”

— Emma Chase

61. “If sunshine took human form, like some Greek myth, she would be Presley Shaw.”

— Emma Chase

62. “Kids are complicated little bastards.”

— Emma Chase

63. “She was my first crush. The first woman I ever masturbated about. My first Mrs. Robinson-like, older-woman fantasy. Sister Mary Beatrice Dugan. Yep, you heard me right – she’s a nun. But not just any nun, kiddies. Sister Beatrice was a NILF. I don’t need to spell that one our for you, do I?”

— Emma Chase

64. “And another thing – don’t get too comfortable. Take chances. Don’t be afraid to lay it on the line. Even if you’re happy. Even if you think life is freaking perfect.”

— Emma Chase

65. “I wish it were that easy. But I don’t think all the Krazy Glue in the world is going to piece my heart back together again.”

— Emma Chase

66. “Perspective doesn’t just change how you look at things, it changes how you feel. And once you think you’ve lost it all, you value every moment infinitely more.”

— Emma Chase

67. “Here’s a fact for you: Married men live seven to ten years longer than bachelors. Married women, on the other hand, die about eight years earlier than their single counterparts. Are you shocked? Me neither.”

— Emma Chase

68. “What does a Consort to the Queen do exactly?” Edward asks. “Am I just the stud of the kingdom? The cock for the Queen to ride?”

— Emma Chase

69. “Be relentless. Unyielding. Absolutely persistent in your pursuit.”

— Emma Chase

70. “Sometimes a guy can’t become a man until he’s met the right woman.”

— Emma Chase

71. “The urge to wrap my arms around her and promise that everything will be all right. I don’t think she has anyone in her life who does that for her.”

— Emma Chase

72. “MARRIAGE. The final frontier. Steven went first. He was kind of our test subject. Like those monkeys that NASA sent off into space in the fifties, knowing they’d never make it back alive.”

— Emma Chase

73. “Henry turns to Olivia and hugs her warmly. “Look at you, Olive.” He gazes at her midsection, where a round burgeoning baby bump strains against her blouse. “I’m going to have to start calling you Pimento – you’re all stuffed.”

— Emma Chase

74. “It was pretty badass, if I do say so myself. “That was pathetic,” Logan says. Everyone’s a critic. I make a face at him.”

— Emma Chase

75. “Love isn’t putting up with someone in spite of their faults – it’s adoring them because of them.”

— Emma Chase

76. “I’ve never forgotten you, sweetheart. Not even close.”

— Emma Chase

77. “It doesn’t count as a lie if the person you’re lying to knows it’s a lie.”

— Emma Chase

78. “Here’s an interesting fact: how you eat a gingerbread man says a lot about your personality. Head-first eaters are ambitious, independent, and magnetic. Feet-first are the more artistic, creative types, and those who start with the hands are kind and nurturing. Same rules apply to chocolate Easter bunnies.”

— Emma Chase

79. “A knight in tarnished armor is still a knight.”

— Emma Chase

80. “Ignorance might feel like bliss, but when you peel away the happy layer, it’s still just a lack of information.”

— Emma Chase

81. “You think you have it all under control. Your path so perfectly mapped out. And then one day you’re driving along and bam! You get rammed from behind on the freeway. And you never saw it coming. People are like that too. Unpredictable. No matter how well you think you know somebody? How confident you are of their feelings, their reactions? They can still surprise you. And in the most devastating of ways.”

— Emma Chase

82. “I’m getting married.”

— Emma Chase

83. “Because apparently One Direction’s superpower is instant friendship. Someone should ship them to the Middle East so they can get to work on that Israel-Palestine thing.”

— Emma Chase

84. “I’ve been arrested – spent time in lockup with genuinely dangerous guys. I’ve been in street fights without rules where no one was coming to break it up – and I’ve won. I’ve conquered the insurmountable challenge of earning a law degree and dealing with the self-centered jackasses who are my clients without committing aggravated assault. It’s a diaper. How hard could it be? I.”

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85. “Yes – and that’s exactly what Daddy’s going to be getting if he doesn’t stop laughing right now.” James’s eyes go wide and he tries to warn me. “No poosy, Daddy.”

— Emma Chase

86. “But that’s high school boys for you – back them into a corner and they turn ugly – like Gremlins fed after midnight.”

— Emma Chase

87. “Paper and ink – there’s nothing like it. The only thing that smells better than a new book is an old one.”

— Emma Chase

88. “I can almost feel it in my own heart – the breaking of his.”

— Emma Chase

89. “And it’s miraculous. Freeing. And despite how it all shook out in the end, I will always love him for that. I will always be grateful. And I will always remember the sweet, teasing prince who changed me for.”

— Emma Chase

90. “Happy ending aren’t just for royalty. Happy ending are for all of us.”

— Emma Chase

91. “I love you, Olivia. I love you. And I don’t know how to do this. I don’t know how to let you go.”

— Emma Chase

92. “I wrap my arms around her and kiss her forehead with more tenderness than I ever knew I was capable of.”

— Emma Chase

93. “Anyway, no girl wants to bang a guy in a banana hammock. I don’t care if you’re built like a brick shithouse and hung like a freaking horse – if you’re wearing a man-thong? You look like a tool.”

— Emma Chase

94. “The Queen has me by the balls – and I’m going to have to bleach my brain for even completing that thought – but besides that, I still have time.”

— Emma Chase

95. “Actions win wars. Actions heal wounds. Not words. Words are cheap. Mine, particularly. -Drew Evans.”

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96. “There are few words in the English language that are capable of grabbing immediate and undivided attention. Fire is one. Bingo is pretty high on the list. I’m going to come is my personal favorite. But, much like the One Ring, my water broke rules them all.”

— Emma Chase

97. “And she stood in front of that door like Gandalf the Grey with a clipboard instead of a staff. And she refused to let me pass.”

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98. “It’s important that a woman doesn’t feel like the ugly sister. The second, lesser choice. That’s a bitterness that won’t sweeten.”

— Emma Chase

99. “I’m not gonna wish you happiness, ’cause you’ve already got that. So I’ll just say, may the road rise to meet you. May the wind be always at your back. May the sun shine warm upon our face. May you live as long as you want, and never want as long as you live. May there be a generation of children on the children of your children. May you live to be a hundred years, with one extra year to repent. And may the saddest day of your and Kate’s future be no worse than the happiest day of your past.”

— Emma Chase

100. “My father’s three basic rules were: Keep your grades up, keep your criminal record clean, and keep your pants zipped.”

— Emma Chase