Top 180 Emma Chase Quotes (2026 Update)
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51. “If sunshine took human form, like some Greek myth, she would be Presley Shaw.”

— Emma Chase

52. “Shame is for losers – which is why I have none.”

— Emma Chase

53. “Because sometimes, life is very much like a book – we don’t get to write our own ending; we have to accept the one that’s already on the page.”

— Emma Chase

54. “I don’t want to share my daughter’s affection with another man. But I also don’t want to tear her in half – make her choose between the two people she loves most in the world. It’s not her job to protect my feelings or her mother’s. It’s our job to protect hers .”

— Emma Chase

55. “Here’s a fact for you: Married men live seven to ten years longer than bachelors. Married women, on the other hand, die about eight years earlier than their single counterparts. Are you shocked? Me neither.”

— Emma Chase

56. “Congratulations on your marriage – may it be long and fun and frisky – and may you always look at one another the way you do today.”

— Emma Chase

57. “Bloody Hell, I’m a trope.”

— Emma Chase

58. “I do forgive him. It’s just that easy. Because I understand now. And because I love him. My.”

— Emma Chase

59. “I’m gonna go hang myself in my closet now.” After she’s gone, I ask, “Is she joking?” “She’s seventeen. It depends on the day.”

— Emma Chase

60. “Jesus, take the wheel. And make it a convertible, Lord, so you can smack Connor upside his stupid man-head with a low-lying branch.”

— Emma Chase

61. “Sometimes a guy can’t become a man until he’s met the right woman.”

— Emma Chase

62. “What is that?” I ask. “It’s my dog.” “No. No, I have dogs. Dogs are descended from wolves. That’s descended from a rat.”

— Emma Chase

63. “I don’t want to control her; I just want to keep her. Her gentle spirit, her kind loveliness has become the center of my world and I’m not sure I know how to function anymore without it.”

— Emma Chase

64. “Perspective doesn’t just change how you look at things, it changes how you feel. And once you think you’ve lost it all, you value every moment infinitely more.”

— Emma Chase

65. “It doesn’t count as a lie if the person you’re lying to knows it’s a lie.”

— Emma Chase

66. “Because apparently One Direction’s superpower is instant friendship. Someone should ship them to the Middle East so they can get to work on that Israel-Palestine thing.”

— Emma Chase

67. “I’ve been arrested – spent time in lockup with genuinely dangerous guys. I’ve been in street fights without rules where no one was coming to break it up – and I’ve won. I’ve conquered the insurmountable challenge of earning a law degree and dealing with the self-centered jackasses who are my clients without committing aggravated assault. It’s a diaper. How hard could it be? I.”

— Emma Chase

68. “Paper and ink – there’s nothing like it. The only thing that smells better than a new book is an old one.”

— Emma Chase

69. “What does a Consort to the Queen do exactly?” Edward asks. “Am I just the stud of the kingdom? The cock for the Queen to ride?”

— Emma Chase

70. “Be relentless. Unyielding. Absolutely persistent in your pursuit.”

— Emma Chase

71. “Happy ending aren’t just for royalty. Happy ending are for all of us.”

— Emma Chase

72. “Anyway, no girl wants to bang a guy in a banana hammock. I don’t care if you’re built like a brick shithouse and hung like a freaking horse – if you’re wearing a man-thong? You look like a tool.”

— Emma Chase

73. “Kids are complicated little bastards.”

— Emma Chase

74. “She was my first crush. The first woman I ever masturbated about. My first Mrs. Robinson-like, older-woman fantasy. Sister Mary Beatrice Dugan. Yep, you heard me right – she’s a nun. But not just any nun, kiddies. Sister Beatrice was a NILF. I don’t need to spell that one our for you, do I?”

— Emma Chase

75. “And another thing – don’t get too comfortable. Take chances. Don’t be afraid to lay it on the line. Even if you’re happy. Even if you think life is freaking perfect.”

— Emma Chase

76. “MARRIAGE. The final frontier. Steven went first. He was kind of our test subject. Like those monkeys that NASA sent off into space in the fifties, knowing they’d never make it back alive.”

— Emma Chase

77. “Love isn’t putting up with someone in spite of their faults – it’s adoring them because of them.”

— Emma Chase

78. “I wish it were that easy. But I don’t think all the Krazy Glue in the world is going to piece my heart back together again.”

— Emma Chase

79. “Here’s an interesting fact: how you eat a gingerbread man says a lot about your personality. Head-first eaters are ambitious, independent, and magnetic. Feet-first are the more artistic, creative types, and those who start with the hands are kind and nurturing. Same rules apply to chocolate Easter bunnies.”

— Emma Chase

80. “A knight in tarnished armor is still a knight.”

— Emma Chase

81. “Ignorance might feel like bliss, but when you peel away the happy layer, it’s still just a lack of information.”

— Emma Chase

82. “You think you have it all under control. Your path so perfectly mapped out. And then one day you’re driving along and bam! You get rammed from behind on the freeway. And you never saw it coming. People are like that too. Unpredictable. No matter how well you think you know somebody? How confident you are of their feelings, their reactions? They can still surprise you. And in the most devastating of ways.”

— Emma Chase

83. “He won’t know what to make of it. It’ll drive him insane. A woman’s weapons of mass destruction are indifference and confusion.”

— Emma Chase

84. “Yes – and that’s exactly what Daddy’s going to be getting if he doesn’t stop laughing right now.” James’s eyes go wide and he tries to warn me. “No poosy, Daddy.”

— Emma Chase

85. “The way my hormones are raging, I would like nothing more than to rip out those cheap extensions on your head and nail them to my wall like a hunting trophy!”

— Emma Chase

86. “But that’s high school boys for you – back them into a corner and they turn ugly – like Gremlins fed after midnight.”

— Emma Chase

87. “Who needs dignity? Pride? They’re overrated. When you’ve got nothing, you’ve got nothing left to lose.”

— Emma Chase

88. “You shouldn’t be afraid of dying, Sarah – everyone does it. The only thing to be scared of is not living before you do.”

— Emma Chase

89. “Happy endings are for all of us.”

— Emma Chase

90. “I can almost feel it in my own heart – the breaking of his.”

— Emma Chase

91. “And it’s miraculous. Freeing. And despite how it all shook out in the end, I will always love him for that. I will always be grateful. And I will always remember the sweet, teasing prince who changed me for.”

— Emma Chase

92. “I should have known better. Arguing with Drew is like dealing with a terrorist. He has no boundaries; nothing’s off limits. There are no depths he won’t sink to to win. Then he looks thoughtful.”

— Emma Chase

93. “There’s privilege and honor in this work – showing people a whole new world, filled with characters and places and emotions they wouldn’t have experienced without me. It’s magical. Mark.”

— Emma Chase

94. “Actions win wars. Actions heal wounds. Not words. Words are cheap. Mine, particularly. -Drew Evans.”

— Emma Chase

95. “There are few words in the English language that are capable of grabbing immediate and undivided attention. Fire is one. Bingo is pretty high on the list. I’m going to come is my personal favorite. But, much like the One Ring, my water broke rules them all.”

— Emma Chase

96. “The urge to wrap my arms around her and promise that everything will be all right. I don’t think she has anyone in her life who does that for her.”

— Emma Chase

97. “And she stood in front of that door like Gandalf the Grey with a clipboard instead of a staff. And she refused to let me pass.”

— Emma Chase

98. “Henry turns to Olivia and hugs her warmly. “Look at you, Olive.” He gazes at her midsection, where a round burgeoning baby bump strains against her blouse. “I’m going to have to start calling you Pimento – you’re all stuffed.”

— Emma Chase

99. “My father’s three basic rules were: Keep your grades up, keep your criminal record clean, and keep your pants zipped.”

— Emma Chase

100. “I never realised that the downside of getting to know a woman before I screw her is the possibility that I might not want to screw her after I know her. That a personality could have such a devastating effect on desirability. It’s depressing. My whole worldview is blown to bits.”

— Emma Chase