Top 180 Emma Chase Quotes (2024 Update)
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51. “She braces her hands on the table, leaning forward. And I have a whole new esteem for gravity – because it’s that force that causes her blouse to pull away from her body, giving me a delectable view of her stunning tits encased in delicate black lace.”

— Emma Chase

52. “Jesus, take the wheel. And make it a convertible, Lord, so you can smack Connor upside his stupid man-head with a low-lying branch.”

— Emma Chase

53. “I wish it were that easy. But I don’t think all the Krazy Glue in the world is going to piece my heart back together again.”

— Emma Chase

54. “If sunshine took human form, like some Greek myth, she would be Presley Shaw.”

— Emma Chase

55. “Kids are complicated little bastards.”

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56. “She was my first crush. The first woman I ever masturbated about. My first Mrs. Robinson-like, older-woman fantasy. Sister Mary Beatrice Dugan. Yep, you heard me right – she’s a nun. But not just any nun, kiddies. Sister Beatrice was a NILF. I don’t need to spell that one our for you, do I?”

— Emma Chase

57. “Bloody Hell, I’m a trope.”

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58. “Because sometimes, life is very much like a book – we don’t get to write our own ending; we have to accept the one that’s already on the page.”

— Emma Chase

59. “Shame is for losers – which is why I have none.”

— Emma Chase

60. “It doesn’t count as a lie if the person you’re lying to knows it’s a lie.”

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61. “Here’s an interesting fact: how you eat a gingerbread man says a lot about your personality. Head-first eaters are ambitious, independent, and magnetic. Feet-first are the more artistic, creative types, and those who start with the hands are kind and nurturing. Same rules apply to chocolate Easter bunnies.”

— Emma Chase

62. “Love isn’t putting up with someone in spite of their faults – it’s adoring them because of them.”

— Emma Chase

63. “I’ve never forgotten you, sweetheart. Not even close.”

— Emma Chase

64. “Congratulations on your marriage – may it be long and fun and frisky – and may you always look at one another the way you do today.”

— Emma Chase

65. “Henry turns to Olivia and hugs her warmly. “Look at you, Olive.” He gazes at her midsection, where a round burgeoning baby bump strains against her blouse. “I’m going to have to start calling you Pimento – you’re all stuffed.”

— Emma Chase

66. “A knight in tarnished armor is still a knight.”

— Emma Chase

67. “The urge to wrap my arms around her and promise that everything will be all right. I don’t think she has anyone in her life who does that for her.”

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68. “I’ve been arrested – spent time in lockup with genuinely dangerous guys. I’ve been in street fights without rules where no one was coming to break it up – and I’ve won. I’ve conquered the insurmountable challenge of earning a law degree and dealing with the self-centered jackasses who are my clients without committing aggravated assault. It’s a diaper. How hard could it be? I.”

— Emma Chase

69. “Sometimes a guy can’t become a man until he’s met the right woman.”

— Emma Chase

70. “Here’s a fact for you: Married men live seven to ten years longer than bachelors. Married women, on the other hand, die about eight years earlier than their single counterparts. Are you shocked? Me neither.”

— Emma Chase

71. “Paper and ink – there’s nothing like it. The only thing that smells better than a new book is an old one.”

— Emma Chase

72. “I’m getting married.”

— Emma Chase

73. “MARRIAGE. The final frontier. Steven went first. He was kind of our test subject. Like those monkeys that NASA sent off into space in the fifties, knowing they’d never make it back alive.”

— Emma Chase

74. “And another thing – don’t get too comfortable. Take chances. Don’t be afraid to lay it on the line. Even if you’re happy. Even if you think life is freaking perfect.”

— Emma Chase

75. “Yes – and that’s exactly what Daddy’s going to be getting if he doesn’t stop laughing right now.” James’s eyes go wide and he tries to warn me. “No poosy, Daddy.”

— Emma Chase

76. “Actions win wars. Actions heal wounds. Not words. Words are cheap. Mine, particularly. -Drew Evans.”

— Emma Chase

77. “I have money. I have properties I didn’t buy, cars and carpets, antiques and jewels-and none of them means a damn to me if I don’t have her. So-give me a number.”

— Emma Chase

78. “I love you, Olivia. I love you. And I don’t know how to do this. I don’t know how to let you go.”

— Emma Chase

79. “I wrap my arms around her and kiss her forehead with more tenderness than I ever knew I was capable of.”

— Emma Chase

80. “I can almost feel it in my own heart – the breaking of his.”

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81. “And it’s miraculous. Freeing. And despite how it all shook out in the end, I will always love him for that. I will always be grateful. And I will always remember the sweet, teasing prince who changed me for.”

— Emma Chase

82. “I don’t want to share my daughter’s affection with another man. But I also don’t want to tear her in half – make her choose between the two people she loves most in the world. It’s not her job to protect my feelings or her mother’s. It’s our job to protect hers .”

— Emma Chase

83. “He won’t know what to make of it. It’ll drive him insane. A woman’s weapons of mass destruction are indifference and confusion.”

— Emma Chase

84. “Who needs dignity? Pride? They’re overrated. When you’ve got nothing, you’ve got nothing left to lose.”

— Emma Chase

85. “Ignorance might feel like bliss, but when you peel away the happy layer, it’s still just a lack of information.”

— Emma Chase

86. “Love is missing the taste of someone’s morning breath. Thinking they’re beautiful, even when their nose is Rudolph-red and their hair is bird’s nest crazy. Love isn’t putting up with someone in spite of their faults – it’s adoring them because of them.”

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87. “There are few words in the English language that are capable of grabbing immediate and undivided attention. Fire is one. Bingo is pretty high on the list. I’m going to come is my personal favorite. But, much like the One Ring, my water broke rules them all.”

— Emma Chase

88. “And she stood in front of that door like Gandalf the Grey with a clipboard instead of a staff. And she refused to let me pass.”

— Emma Chase

89. “I want to change the world with you at my side, holding your hand. I love you, Sarah, and whatever happens, I promise there won’t be a day that I don’t love you with all that I am.”

— Emma Chase

90. “Because this place, Olivia, it’s a pretty little shitheap – with a thousand bloodthirsty flies. But there is goodness here. I’ve felt it. I’ve found it.” She covers my hand, squeezing. “And my Simon loves Nicholas like a brother. So if he loves him, I know he is one of the good ones.”

— Emma Chase

91. “What does a Consort to the Queen do exactly?” Edward asks. “Am I just the stud of the kingdom? The cock for the Queen to ride?”

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92. “Because apparently One Direction’s superpower is instant friendship. Someone should ship them to the Middle East so they can get to work on that Israel-Palestine thing.”

— Emma Chase

93. “What is that?” I ask. “It’s my dog.” “No. No, I have dogs. Dogs are descended from wolves. That’s descended from a rat.”

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94. “We broke up in eighth grade when Tara-Mae Forrester offered to let me touch her boobs. And I did.”

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95. “When our bodies are dust in the ground and our souls are joined in whatever life comes after this one, the legend of our story and the echo of our love will live on forever.”

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96. “Ellie is mine to have and to hold. To save and keep. Forever and always.”

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97. “You’ve heard the freshmen fifteen? Be prepared for the Shaw twenty.”

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98. “Who does that – kisses a woman’s hand? No one I’ve ever met, that’s for damn sure.”

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99. “I never realised that the downside of getting to know a woman before I screw her is the possibility that I might not want to screw her after I know her. That a personality could have such a devastating effect on desirability. It’s depressing. My whole worldview is blown to bits.”

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100. “Happy endings are for all of us.”

— Emma Chase