Top 180 Emma Chase Quotes (2026 Update)
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51. “Because sometimes, life is very much like a book – we don’t get to write our own ending; we have to accept the one that’s already on the page.”

— Emma Chase

52. “She braces her hands on the table, leaning forward. And I have a whole new esteem for gravity – because it’s that force that causes her blouse to pull away from her body, giving me a delectable view of her stunning tits encased in delicate black lace.”

— Emma Chase

53. “But quiet shouldn’t be mistaken for weak. Sometimes the most steely resolve is asserted silently.”

— Emma Chase

54. “Jesus, take the wheel. And make it a convertible, Lord, so you can smack Connor upside his stupid man-head with a low-lying branch.”

— Emma Chase

55. “Shame is for losers – which is why I have none.”

— Emma Chase

56. “What is that?” I ask. “It’s my dog.” “No. No, I have dogs. Dogs are descended from wolves. That’s descended from a rat.”

— Emma Chase

57. “I don’t want to control her; I just want to keep her. Her gentle spirit, her kind loveliness has become the center of my world and I’m not sure I know how to function anymore without it.”

— Emma Chase

58. “Perspective doesn’t just change how you look at things, it changes how you feel. And once you think you’ve lost it all, you value every moment infinitely more.”

— Emma Chase

59. “It doesn’t count as a lie if the person you’re lying to knows it’s a lie.”

— Emma Chase

60. “I don’t want to share my daughter’s affection with another man. But I also don’t want to tear her in half – make her choose between the two people she loves most in the world. It’s not her job to protect my feelings or her mother’s. It’s our job to protect hers .”

— Emma Chase

61. “Here’s a fact for you: Married men live seven to ten years longer than bachelors. Married women, on the other hand, die about eight years earlier than their single counterparts. Are you shocked? Me neither.”

— Emma Chase

62. “Congratulations on your marriage – may it be long and fun and frisky – and may you always look at one another the way you do today.”

— Emma Chase

63. “Bloody Hell, I’m a trope.”

— Emma Chase

64. “I’m gonna go hang myself in my closet now.” After she’s gone, I ask, “Is she joking?” “She’s seventeen. It depends on the day.”

— Emma Chase

65. “I want to change the world with you at my side, holding your hand. I love you, Sarah, and whatever happens, I promise there won’t be a day that I don’t love you with all that I am.”

— Emma Chase

66. “Be relentless. Unyielding. Absolutely persistent in your pursuit.”

— Emma Chase

67. “Sometimes a guy can’t become a man until he’s met the right woman.”

— Emma Chase

68. “Kids are complicated little bastards.”

— Emma Chase

69. “MARRIAGE. The final frontier. Steven went first. He was kind of our test subject. Like those monkeys that NASA sent off into space in the fifties, knowing they’d never make it back alive.”

— Emma Chase

70. “My father’s three basic rules were: Keep your grades up, keep your criminal record clean, and keep your pants zipped.”

— Emma Chase

71. “Love isn’t putting up with someone in spite of their faults – it’s adoring them because of them.”

— Emma Chase

72. “I wish it were that easy. But I don’t think all the Krazy Glue in the world is going to piece my heart back together again.”

— Emma Chase

73. “Here’s an interesting fact: how you eat a gingerbread man says a lot about your personality. Head-first eaters are ambitious, independent, and magnetic. Feet-first are the more artistic, creative types, and those who start with the hands are kind and nurturing. Same rules apply to chocolate Easter bunnies.”

— Emma Chase

74. “A knight in tarnished armor is still a knight.”

— Emma Chase

75. “Ignorance might feel like bliss, but when you peel away the happy layer, it’s still just a lack of information.”

— Emma Chase

76. “You think you have it all under control. Your path so perfectly mapped out. And then one day you’re driving along and bam! You get rammed from behind on the freeway. And you never saw it coming. People are like that too. Unpredictable. No matter how well you think you know somebody? How confident you are of their feelings, their reactions? They can still surprise you. And in the most devastating of ways.”

— Emma Chase

77. “Because apparently One Direction’s superpower is instant friendship. Someone should ship them to the Middle East so they can get to work on that Israel-Palestine thing.”

— Emma Chase

78. “I’ve been arrested – spent time in lockup with genuinely dangerous guys. I’ve been in street fights without rules where no one was coming to break it up – and I’ve won. I’ve conquered the insurmountable challenge of earning a law degree and dealing with the self-centered jackasses who are my clients without committing aggravated assault. It’s a diaper. How hard could it be? I.”

— Emma Chase

79. “The way my hormones are raging, I would like nothing more than to rip out those cheap extensions on your head and nail them to my wall like a hunting trophy!”

— Emma Chase

80. “Paper and ink – there’s nothing like it. The only thing that smells better than a new book is an old one.”

— Emma Chase

81. “I can almost feel it in my own heart – the breaking of his.”

— Emma Chase

82. “What does a Consort to the Queen do exactly?” Edward asks. “Am I just the stud of the kingdom? The cock for the Queen to ride?”

— Emma Chase

83. “Happy ending aren’t just for royalty. Happy ending are for all of us.”

— Emma Chase

84. “He groans deep and hard from his chest. And even with a crown on my head, I’ve never felt so powerful. That sound. I want to make him make that sound again. Longer and lower.”

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85. “Anyway, no girl wants to bang a guy in a banana hammock. I don’t care if you’re built like a brick shithouse and hung like a freaking horse – if you’re wearing a man-thong? You look like a tool.”

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86. “She was my first crush. The first woman I ever masturbated about. My first Mrs. Robinson-like, older-woman fantasy. Sister Mary Beatrice Dugan. Yep, you heard me right – she’s a nun. But not just any nun, kiddies. Sister Beatrice was a NILF. I don’t need to spell that one our for you, do I?”

— Emma Chase

87. “And another thing – don’t get too comfortable. Take chances. Don’t be afraid to lay it on the line. Even if you’re happy. Even if you think life is freaking perfect.”

— Emma Chase

88. “The urge to wrap my arms around her and promise that everything will be all right. I don’t think she has anyone in her life who does that for her.”

— Emma Chase

89. “You might want to grab some popcorn. Because a good lawyer could argue with himself. Two attorneys going head to head is like a verbal MMA cage match with no rules.”

— Emma Chase

90. “Henry turns to Olivia and hugs her warmly. “Look at you, Olive.” He gazes at her midsection, where a round burgeoning baby bump strains against her blouse. “I’m going to have to start calling you Pimento – you’re all stuffed.”

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91. “I never realised that the downside of getting to know a woman before I screw her is the possibility that I might not want to screw her after I know her. That a personality could have such a devastating effect on desirability. It’s depressing. My whole worldview is blown to bits.”

— Emma Chase

92. “Whipping boy?” Martin pipes up, raising his hand. “I volunteer as tribute.” I.”

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93. “You are driving me crazy!” Her cheeks are flushed, her breathing’s fast, and she’s got murder in her eyes. Beautiful. I raise my brows hopefully. “Crazy? Like you want to rip my shirt open again?” “No. Crazy like the itch of a yeast infection that just won’t go away.”

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94. “When our bodies are dust in the ground and our souls are joined in whatever life comes after this one, the legend of our story and the echo of our love will live on forever.”

— Emma Chase

95. “It was pretty badass, if I do say so myself. “That was pathetic,” Logan says. Everyone’s a critic. I make a face at him.”

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96. “I’ve never forgotten you, sweetheart. Not even close.”

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97. “Some advice – when you’re angry with your significant other, try not to tell your friends. Because after you’ve forgiven him? They’ll never forget.”

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98. “I’m getting married.”

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99. “He won’t know what to make of it. It’ll drive him insane. A woman’s weapons of mass destruction are indifference and confusion.”

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100. “Yes – and that’s exactly what Daddy’s going to be getting if he doesn’t stop laughing right now.” James’s eyes go wide and he tries to warn me. “No poosy, Daddy.”

— Emma Chase