Top 180 Emma Chase Quotes (2024 Update)
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51. “If sunshine took human form, like some Greek myth, she would be Presley Shaw.”

— Emma Chase

52. “A knight in tarnished armor is still a knight.”

— Emma Chase

53. “The urge to wrap my arms around her and promise that everything will be all right. I don’t think she has anyone in her life who does that for her.”

— Emma Chase

54. “Because love is bloody awful, Chicken. And fantastic. A beautiful, horrible, messy thing. It will make you feel like you can fly one day and rip your guts out the next. It’s complicated.”

— Emma Chase

55. “She was my first crush. The first woman I ever masturbated about. My first Mrs. Robinson-like, older-woman fantasy. Sister Mary Beatrice Dugan. Yep, you heard me right – she’s a nun. But not just any nun, kiddies. Sister Beatrice was a NILF. I don’t need to spell that one our for you, do I?”

— Emma Chase

56. “Bloody Hell, I’m a trope.”

— Emma Chase

57. “Young love is strong. First love is powerful. But what you don’t know when you’re young – what you can’t know – is how long life actually is. And the only dependable thing about it, besides death and taxes, is change.”

— Emma Chase

58. “Shame is for losers – which is why I have none.”

— Emma Chase

59. “I should have known better. Arguing with Drew is like dealing with a terrorist. He has no boundaries; nothing’s off limits. There are no depths he won’t sink to to win. Then he looks thoughtful.”

— Emma Chase

60. “Some advice – when you’re angry with your significant other, try not to tell your friends. Because after you’ve forgiven him? They’ll never forget.”

— Emma Chase

61. “You think you have it all under control. Your path so perfectly mapped out. And then one day you’re driving along and bam! You get rammed from behind on the freeway. And you never saw it coming. People are like that too. Unpredictable. No matter how well you think you know somebody? How confident you are of their feelings, their reactions? They can still surprise you. And in the most devastating of ways.”

— Emma Chase

62. “Happy ending aren’t just for royalty. Happy ending are for all of us.”

— Emma Chase

63. “He groans deep and hard from his chest. And even with a crown on my head, I’ve never felt so powerful. That sound. I want to make him make that sound again. Longer and lower.”

— Emma Chase

64. “MARRIAGE. The final frontier. Steven went first. He was kind of our test subject. Like those monkeys that NASA sent off into space in the fifties, knowing they’d never make it back alive.”

— Emma Chase

65. “Here’s an interesting fact: how you eat a gingerbread man says a lot about your personality. Head-first eaters are ambitious, independent, and magnetic. Feet-first are the more artistic, creative types, and those who start with the hands are kind and nurturing. Same rules apply to chocolate Easter bunnies.”

— Emma Chase

66. “And another thing – don’t get too comfortable. Take chances. Don’t be afraid to lay it on the line. Even if you’re happy. Even if you think life is freaking perfect.”

— Emma Chase

67. “Yes – and that’s exactly what Daddy’s going to be getting if he doesn’t stop laughing right now.” James’s eyes go wide and he tries to warn me. “No poosy, Daddy.”

— Emma Chase

68. “Actions win wars. Actions heal wounds. Not words. Words are cheap. Mine, particularly. -Drew Evans.”

— Emma Chase

69. “Love isn’t putting up with someone in spite of their faults – it’s adoring them because of them.”

— Emma Chase

70. “I’m gonna go hang myself in my closet now.” After she’s gone, I ask, “Is she joking?” “She’s seventeen. It depends on the day.”

— Emma Chase

71. “Jesus, take the wheel. And make it a convertible, Lord, so you can smack Connor upside his stupid man-head with a low-lying branch.”

— Emma Chase

72. “I wish it were that easy. But I don’t think all the Krazy Glue in the world is going to piece my heart back together again.”

— Emma Chase

73. “I love you, Olivia. I love you. And I don’t know how to do this. I don’t know how to let you go.”

— Emma Chase

74. “I wrap my arms around her and kiss her forehead with more tenderness than I ever knew I was capable of.”

— Emma Chase

75. “Congratulations on your marriage – may it be long and fun and frisky – and may you always look at one another the way you do today.”

— Emma Chase

76. “I can almost feel it in my own heart – the breaking of his.”

— Emma Chase

77. “And it’s miraculous. Freeing. And despite how it all shook out in the end, I will always love him for that. I will always be grateful. And I will always remember the sweet, teasing prince who changed me for.”

— Emma Chase

78. “I don’t want to share my daughter’s affection with another man. But I also don’t want to tear her in half – make her choose between the two people she loves most in the world. It’s not her job to protect my feelings or her mother’s. It’s our job to protect hers .”

— Emma Chase

79. “He won’t know what to make of it. It’ll drive him insane. A woman’s weapons of mass destruction are indifference and confusion.”

— Emma Chase

80. “Who needs dignity? Pride? They’re overrated. When you’ve got nothing, you’ve got nothing left to lose.”

— Emma Chase

81. “Ignorance might feel like bliss, but when you peel away the happy layer, it’s still just a lack of information.”

— Emma Chase

82. “Love is missing the taste of someone’s morning breath. Thinking they’re beautiful, even when their nose is Rudolph-red and their hair is bird’s nest crazy. Love isn’t putting up with someone in spite of their faults – it’s adoring them because of them.”

— Emma Chase

83. “There are few words in the English language that are capable of grabbing immediate and undivided attention. Fire is one. Bingo is pretty high on the list. I’m going to come is my personal favorite. But, much like the One Ring, my water broke rules them all.”

— Emma Chase

84. “And she stood in front of that door like Gandalf the Grey with a clipboard instead of a staff. And she refused to let me pass.”

— Emma Chase

85. “I want to change the world with you at my side, holding your hand. I love you, Sarah, and whatever happens, I promise there won’t be a day that I don’t love you with all that I am.”

— Emma Chase

86. “What does a Consort to the Queen do exactly?” Edward asks. “Am I just the stud of the kingdom? The cock for the Queen to ride?”

— Emma Chase

87. “I’ve been arrested – spent time in lockup with genuinely dangerous guys. I’ve been in street fights without rules where no one was coming to break it up – and I’ve won. I’ve conquered the insurmountable challenge of earning a law degree and dealing with the self-centered jackasses who are my clients without committing aggravated assault. It’s a diaper. How hard could it be? I.”

— Emma Chase

88. “We broke up in eighth grade when Tara-Mae Forrester offered to let me touch her boobs. And I did.”

— Emma Chase

89. “Because sometimes, life is very much like a book – we don’t get to write our own ending; we have to accept the one that’s already on the page.”

— Emma Chase

90. “You’ve heard the freshmen fifteen? Be prepared for the Shaw twenty.”

— Emma Chase

91. “I never realised that the downside of getting to know a woman before I screw her is the possibility that I might not want to screw her after I know her. That a personality could have such a devastating effect on desirability. It’s depressing. My whole worldview is blown to bits.”

— Emma Chase

92. “Happy endings are for all of us.”

— Emma Chase

93. “Paper and ink – there’s nothing like it. The only thing that smells better than a new book is an old one.”

— Emma Chase

94. “If I could go back and change all of that, I would. But this is where we are now. We have to move forward. I’m in love with you. And if it takes awhile for you to wrap your head around that – to wrap your heart around it – then I’ll wait. Because you’re worth waiting for. You always were.”

— Emma Chase

95. “Never have children, Eleanor,” she tells me stiffly. “Ungrateful to the core, the whole lot of them. Write that down.” Dutifully, I tap on my phone.”

— Emma Chase

96. “Ellie screwed a plaque into the back of one of the chairs: “His Royal Ass Was Here.” Beside it, Marty scratched into the wood: “And it was fiiine.” I.”

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97. “There’s no way the person who made these lists actually has kids. They should be shot. And at this moment, I would defend the person who shoots them, pro bono. Just saying.”

— Emma Chase

98. “If you love something let it go, if it comes back to you it’s yours.” She shakes her head. “You never came back.”

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99. “Ellie jumps out of her chair. “I knew it! He’s Jerry McGuiring you! He’s Jerry McGuiring you, because you complete him!!”

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100. “It’s important that a woman doesn’t feel like the ugly sister. The second, lesser choice. That’s a bitterness that won’t sweeten.”

— Emma Chase