Top 180 Emma Chase Quotes (2025 Update)
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51. “But quiet shouldn’t be mistaken for weak. Sometimes the most steely resolve is asserted silently.”

— Emma Chase

52. “The greatest skill the best athletes in the world possess is their ability to listen.”

— Emma Chase

53. “If sunshine took human form, like some Greek myth, she would be Presley Shaw.”

— Emma Chase

54. “I do forgive him. It’s just that easy. Because I understand now. And because I love him. My.”

— Emma Chase

55. “Because love is bloody awful, Chicken. And fantastic. A beautiful, horrible, messy thing. It will make you feel like you can fly one day and rip your guts out the next. It’s complicated.”

— Emma Chase

56. “Kids are complicated little bastards.”

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57. “She was my first crush. The first woman I ever masturbated about. My first Mrs. Robinson-like, older-woman fantasy. Sister Mary Beatrice Dugan. Yep, you heard me right – she’s a nun. But not just any nun, kiddies. Sister Beatrice was a NILF. I don’t need to spell that one our for you, do I?”

— Emma Chase

58. “What is that?” I ask. “It’s my dog.” “No. No, I have dogs. Dogs are descended from wolves. That’s descended from a rat.”

— Emma Chase

59. “Sometimes a guy can’t become a man until he’s met the right woman.”

— Emma Chase

60. “Here’s a fact for you: Married men live seven to ten years longer than bachelors. Married women, on the other hand, die about eight years earlier than their single counterparts. Are you shocked? Me neither.”

— Emma Chase

61. “Shame is for losers – which is why I have none.”

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62. “She braces her hands on the table, leaning forward. And I have a whole new esteem for gravity – because it’s that force that causes her blouse to pull away from her body, giving me a delectable view of her stunning tits encased in delicate black lace.”

— Emma Chase

63. “I wish it were that easy. But I don’t think all the Krazy Glue in the world is going to piece my heart back together again.”

— Emma Chase

64. “What does a Consort to the Queen do exactly?” Edward asks. “Am I just the stud of the kingdom? The cock for the Queen to ride?”

— Emma Chase

65. “Because apparently One Direction’s superpower is instant friendship. Someone should ship them to the Middle East so they can get to work on that Israel-Palestine thing.”

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66. “I’ve been arrested – spent time in lockup with genuinely dangerous guys. I’ve been in street fights without rules where no one was coming to break it up – and I’ve won. I’ve conquered the insurmountable challenge of earning a law degree and dealing with the self-centered jackasses who are my clients without committing aggravated assault. It’s a diaper. How hard could it be? I.”

— Emma Chase

67. “Paper and ink – there’s nothing like it. The only thing that smells better than a new book is an old one.”

— Emma Chase

68. “You think you have it all under control. Your path so perfectly mapped out. And then one day you’re driving along and bam! You get rammed from behind on the freeway. And you never saw it coming. People are like that too. Unpredictable. No matter how well you think you know somebody? How confident you are of their feelings, their reactions? They can still surprise you. And in the most devastating of ways.”

— Emma Chase

69. “Happy ending aren’t just for royalty. Happy ending are for all of us.”

— Emma Chase

70. “I’m getting married.”

— Emma Chase

71. “MARRIAGE. The final frontier. Steven went first. He was kind of our test subject. Like those monkeys that NASA sent off into space in the fifties, knowing they’d never make it back alive.”

— Emma Chase

72. “It doesn’t count as a lie if the person you’re lying to knows it’s a lie.”

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73. “Here’s an interesting fact: how you eat a gingerbread man says a lot about your personality. Head-first eaters are ambitious, independent, and magnetic. Feet-first are the more artistic, creative types, and those who start with the hands are kind and nurturing. Same rules apply to chocolate Easter bunnies.”

— Emma Chase

74. “Love isn’t putting up with someone in spite of their faults – it’s adoring them because of them.”

— Emma Chase

75. “I’ve never forgotten you, sweetheart. Not even close.”

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76. “Congratulations on your marriage – may it be long and fun and frisky – and may you always look at one another the way you do today.”

— Emma Chase

77. “I can almost feel it in my own heart – the breaking of his.”

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78. “I don’t want to share my daughter’s affection with another man. But I also don’t want to tear her in half – make her choose between the two people she loves most in the world. It’s not her job to protect my feelings or her mother’s. It’s our job to protect hers .”

— Emma Chase

79. “But that’s high school boys for you – back them into a corner and they turn ugly – like Gremlins fed after midnight.”

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80. “Henry turns to Olivia and hugs her warmly. “Look at you, Olive.” He gazes at her midsection, where a round burgeoning baby bump strains against her blouse. “I’m going to have to start calling you Pimento – you’re all stuffed.”

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81. “A knight in tarnished armor is still a knight.”

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82. “Ignorance might feel like bliss, but when you peel away the happy layer, it’s still just a lack of information.”

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83. “Be relentless. Unyielding. Absolutely persistent in your pursuit.”

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84. “The urge to wrap my arms around her and promise that everything will be all right. I don’t think she has anyone in her life who does that for her.”

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85. “I want to change the world with you at my side, holding your hand. I love you, Sarah, and whatever happens, I promise there won’t be a day that I don’t love you with all that I am.”

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86. “Because this place, Olivia, it’s a pretty little shitheap – with a thousand bloodthirsty flies. But there is goodness here. I’ve felt it. I’ve found it.” She covers my hand, squeezing. “And my Simon loves Nicholas like a brother. So if he loves him, I know he is one of the good ones.”

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87. “We broke up in eighth grade when Tara-Mae Forrester offered to let me touch her boobs. And I did.”

— Emma Chase

88. “When our bodies are dust in the ground and our souls are joined in whatever life comes after this one, the legend of our story and the echo of our love will live on forever.”

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89. “And the man who will be my king sinks to his knees before me.”

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90. “Ellie is mine to have and to hold. To save and keep. Forever and always.”

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91. “You’ve heard the freshmen fifteen? Be prepared for the Shaw twenty.”

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92. “Who does that – kisses a woman’s hand? No one I’ve ever met, that’s for damn sure.”

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93. “I never realised that the downside of getting to know a woman before I screw her is the possibility that I might not want to screw her after I know her. That a personality could have such a devastating effect on desirability. It’s depressing. My whole worldview is blown to bits.”

— Emma Chase

94. “Happy endings are for all of us.”

— Emma Chase

95. “Then Drew Evans strolls into my room. Drew is like no one I’ve ever known. It’s as if there’s a spotlight on him that never dims – he demands your notice.”

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96. “Whipping boy?” Martin pipes up, raising his hand. “I volunteer as tribute.” I.”

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97. “I should have known better. Arguing with Drew is like dealing with a terrorist. He has no boundaries; nothing’s off limits. There are no depths he won’t sink to to win. Then he looks thoughtful.”

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98. “Some advice – when you’re angry with your significant other, try not to tell your friends. Because after you’ve forgiven him? They’ll never forget.”

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99. “He groans deep and hard from his chest. And even with a crown on my head, I’ve never felt so powerful. That sound. I want to make him make that sound again. Longer and lower.”

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100. “It’s important that a woman doesn’t feel like the ugly sister. The second, lesser choice. That’s a bitterness that won’t sweeten.”

— Emma Chase