Top 180 Emma Chase Quotes (2024 Update)
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151. “When our children were young, Sarah and I decided against spankings, it wasn’t how we wanted to raise them. Now I’m thinking we were wrong in Jane’s case – she’s got too much of my petulant stubbornness. We probably should’ve beaten her, at least a little.”

— Emma Chase

152. “Edward Cullen can take his stupid heroine and OD on it. Kate is my own personal brand of Viagra.”

— Emma Chase

153. “Anyway, no girl wants to bang a guy in a banana hammock. I don’t care if you’re built like a brick shithouse and hung like a freaking horse – if you’re wearing a man-thong? You look like a tool.”

— Emma Chase

154. “Who says that? Who the hell uses the word ravishing? Douchebags – that’s who.”

— Emma Chase

155. “To really love another person, you have to know them – their quirks, their dreams, what pisses them off and makes them smile, their strengths, weaknesses, and flaws.”

— Emma Chase

156. “The Queen has me by the balls – and I’m going to have to bleach my brain for even completing that thought – but besides that, I still have time.”

— Emma Chase

157. “It’s not my fault keys abandon me. I put them in a specific spot, so I’ll know where they are for later – and I swear to God, they sprout legs and run away. Slippery, little Houdini bastards.”

— Emma Chase

158. “When our bodies are dust in the ground and our souls are joined in whatever life comes after this one, the legend of our story and the echo of our love will live on forever.”

— Emma Chase

159. “Challenge rises in her eyes. “You’re assuming I actually liked you to begin with. You know what they say about people who assume, ass.”

— Emma Chase

160. “It was pretty badass, if I do say so myself. “That was pathetic,” Logan says. Everyone’s a critic. I make a face at him.”

— Emma Chase

161. “And the man who will be my king sinks to his knees before me.”

— Emma Chase

162. “For the first time since I met him, my hero looks lost, my guardian angel has a broken wing. And I want to mend him, save him the way he’s always saved me. I want to love him until he feels found.”

— Emma Chase

163. “The eighties are a sorely underrated decade in terms of musical composition. They don’t get nearly the respect they deserve. I try to use my platform in the world to bring attention to this travesty by singing eighties ballads whenever I get the chance.”

— Emma Chase

164. “Rock bottom changes you. Glimpsing heaven changes you more.”

— Emma Chase

165. “There’s privilege and honor in this work – showing people a whole new world, filled with characters and places and emotions they wouldn’t have experienced without me. It’s magical. Mark.”

— Emma Chase

166. “You shouldn’t be afraid of dying, Sarah – everyone does it. The only thing to be scared of is not living before you do.”

— Emma Chase

167. “I’m an insomniac – the affliction of champions.”

— Emma Chase

168. “In that moment, every person in the audience falls in love with her. And when she sings about standing before God with nothing on her lips but Hallelujah – I fall in love with her a little bit too. When.”

— Emma Chase

169. “Never have children, Eleanor,” she tells me stiffly. “Ungrateful to the core, the whole lot of them. Write that down.” Dutifully, I tap on my phone.”

— Emma Chase

170. “Ellie screwed a plaque into the back of one of the chairs: “His Royal Ass Was Here.” Beside it, Marty scratched into the wood: “And it was fiiine.” I.”

— Emma Chase

171. “There’s no way the person who made these lists actually has kids. They should be shot. And at this moment, I would defend the person who shoots them, pro bono. Just saying.”

— Emma Chase

172. “Ellie jumps out of her chair. “I knew it! He’s Jerry McGuiring you! He’s Jerry McGuiring you, because you complete him!!”

— Emma Chase

173. “It’s important that a woman doesn’t feel like the ugly sister. The second, lesser choice. That’s a bitterness that won’t sweeten.”

— Emma Chase

174. “Cover your knobber before you bob her – that’s.”

— Emma Chase

175. “We shy away from the things that hurt us – that have hurt us in the past. That’s what scars are for. They protect the wounds. Cover them with thick, numb tissue so we’ll never feel the same pain again.”

— Emma Chase

176. “That won’t give me my lipstick back, you little brat!” “I couldn’t help myself!” she pleads. And I unconsciously nod. That’s it, kid – go with insanity. It’s all you’ve got left.”

— Emma Chase

177. “You should go out with your friends, Chelsea. Have fun.” No matter how much I hate the idea. “The kids and I will be fine.”

— Emma Chase

178. “Choosing between dull and dishonest is like being asked whether you want to be shot or stabbed. “What.”

— Emma Chase

179. “A good friends should be able to tell you anything. Maybe your boyfriend’s screwing around, or a dress that makes your love handles hang over like a shar-pei’s skin? In either case, if they’re not brave enough to tell it like it is? They’re not your best friend.”

— Emma Chase

180. “Not for the first time, I wonder if Drew Evans is the devil – or a close relation. I can picture him offering the fastingChrist a loaf of bread and making it sound completely acceptable for him to take a big ole bite out of it.”

— Emma Chase

181. “I shrug, trying to seem cool and unaffected. “Might look a bit too ‘Putin’ on the horse.” He.”

— Emma Chase

182. “When he’s gone, I turn around to ask Olivia if she’s all right, and I’d be lying if I said I wasn’t expecting a little show of gratitude. Perhaps with her mouth, hopefully with her hands – and just maybe if she’s really grateful, she’ll bring some hip-grinding action into the equation. She gives me some mouth, all right. “Who the hell do you think you are?” Her hands are on her hips, her cheeks are flushed and she’s livid. Cock-stirringly stunning – but absolutely furious. “Do.”

— Emma Chase

183. “I love her. It can’t end this way.”

— Emma Chase

184. “You can’t blame the nuclear missile for going off after all its buttons have been pushed.”

— Emma Chase

185. “The only thing that smells better than a new book is an old one.” I.”

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186. “I feel it too, Ellie. I always have.”

— Emma Chase

187. “My story hasn’t been written yet, but I know it begins with you.”

— Emma Chase

188. “There are meetings in books that stand out, that alter the course of the story. Profound encounters between characters when one soul seems to say to the other, “There you are – I’ve been looking for you.”

— Emma Chase

189. “My pelvis swoons like a romance novel heroine who just saw her Brad Pitt circa Legends of the Fall–like hero riding toward her on horseback. Either.”

— Emma Chase

190. “Gossip is petty, but in the world of politics it’s also essential.”

— Emma Chase

191. “Perspective doesn’t just change how you look at things, it changes how you feel. And once you think you’ve lost it all, you value every moment infinitely more.”

— Emma Chase