Top 180 Emma Chase Quotes (2025 Update)
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101. “And another thing – don’t get too comfortable. Take chances. Don’t be afraid to lay it on the line. Even if you’re happy. Even if you think life is freaking perfect.”

— Emma Chase

102. “Yes – and that’s exactly what Daddy’s going to be getting if he doesn’t stop laughing right now.” James’s eyes go wide and he tries to warn me. “No poosy, Daddy.”

— Emma Chase

103. “Actions win wars. Actions heal wounds. Not words. Words are cheap. Mine, particularly. -Drew Evans.”

— Emma Chase

104. “I have money. I have properties I didn’t buy, cars and carpets, antiques and jewels-and none of them means a damn to me if I don’t have her. So-give me a number.”

— Emma Chase

105. “Perspective doesn’t just change how you look at things, it changes how you feel. And once you think you’ve lost it all, you value every moment infinitely more.”

— Emma Chase

106. “I love you, Olivia. I love you. And I don’t know how to do this. I don’t know how to let you go.”

— Emma Chase

107. “I wrap my arms around her and kiss her forehead with more tenderness than I ever knew I was capable of.”

— Emma Chase

108. “And it’s miraculous. Freeing. And despite how it all shook out in the end, I will always love him for that. I will always be grateful. And I will always remember the sweet, teasing prince who changed me for.”

— Emma Chase

109. “He won’t know what to make of it. It’ll drive him insane. A woman’s weapons of mass destruction are indifference and confusion.”

— Emma Chase

110. “I’m not gonna wish you happiness, ’cause you’ve already got that. So I’ll just say, may the road rise to meet you. May the wind be always at your back. May the sun shine warm upon our face. May you live as long as you want, and never want as long as you live. May there be a generation of children on the children of your children. May you live to be a hundred years, with one extra year to repent. And may the saddest day of your and Kate’s future be no worse than the happiest day of your past.”

— Emma Chase

111. “My father’s three basic rules were: Keep your grades up, keep your criminal record clean, and keep your pants zipped.”

— Emma Chase

112. “Who needs dignity? Pride? They’re overrated. When you’ve got nothing, you’ve got nothing left to lose.”

— Emma Chase

113. “Love is missing the taste of someone’s morning breath. Thinking they’re beautiful, even when their nose is Rudolph-red and their hair is bird’s nest crazy. Love isn’t putting up with someone in spite of their faults – it’s adoring them because of them.”

— Emma Chase

114. “There are few words in the English language that are capable of grabbing immediate and undivided attention. Fire is one. Bingo is pretty high on the list. I’m going to come is my personal favorite. But, much like the One Ring, my water broke rules them all.”

— Emma Chase

115. “And she stood in front of that door like Gandalf the Grey with a clipboard instead of a staff. And she refused to let me pass.”

— Emma Chase

116. “The way my hormones are raging, I would like nothing more than to rip out those cheap extensions on your head and nail them to my wall like a hunting trophy!”

— Emma Chase

117. “She’s like a Rubik’s Cube. So frustrating at times that you want to toss it out the goddamn window. But you don’t. You can’t. You’re compelled to keep playing with it until you figure it out.”

— Emma Chase

118. “I don’t need a kingdom – if you’re beside me, I already have the whole world.”

— Emma Chase

119. “Do you really want to be judged by twelve people who weren’t smart enough to get out of jury duty?”

— Emma Chase

120. “Our job isn’t to protect them from their own dumb choices; it’s to teach them to make better ones. Teach them how not to be a screw-up in a screwed up world.”

— Emma Chase

121. “For a guy, there’s something primordial about a woman covered in your scent – it’s the most primitive way of staking your claim. Of showing every other peckerhead that a woman is very much taken. It’s animalistic, sure, but that doesn’t make it any less arousing.”

— Emma Chase

122. “Edward Rourke is the most exciting man I’ve never met.”

— Emma Chase

123. “I can’t stave off the hurt that seeps into my voice. “Why can’t you be happy for me?”

— Emma Chase

124. “When our children were young, Sarah and I decided against spankings, it wasn’t how we wanted to raise them. Now I’m thinking we were wrong in Jane’s case – she’s got too much of my petulant stubbornness. We probably should’ve beaten her, at least a little.”

— Emma Chase

125. “Edward Cullen can take his stupid heroine and OD on it. Kate is my own personal brand of Viagra.”

— Emma Chase

126. “Anyway, no girl wants to bang a guy in a banana hammock. I don’t care if you’re built like a brick shithouse and hung like a freaking horse – if you’re wearing a man-thong? You look like a tool.”

— Emma Chase

127. “Who says that? Who the hell uses the word ravishing? Douchebags – that’s who.”

— Emma Chase

128. “To really love another person, you have to know them – their quirks, their dreams, what pisses them off and makes them smile, their strengths, weaknesses, and flaws.”

— Emma Chase

129. “The Queen has me by the balls – and I’m going to have to bleach my brain for even completing that thought – but besides that, I still have time.”

— Emma Chase

130. “It’s not my fault keys abandon me. I put them in a specific spot, so I’ll know where they are for later – and I swear to God, they sprout legs and run away. Slippery, little Houdini bastards.”

— Emma Chase

131. “Challenge rises in her eyes. “You’re assuming I actually liked you to begin with. You know what they say about people who assume, ass.”

— Emma Chase

132. “It was pretty badass, if I do say so myself. “That was pathetic,” Logan says. Everyone’s a critic. I make a face at him.”

— Emma Chase

133. “For the first time since I met him, my hero looks lost, my guardian angel has a broken wing. And I want to mend him, save him the way he’s always saved me. I want to love him until he feels found.”

— Emma Chase

134. “The eighties are a sorely underrated decade in terms of musical composition. They don’t get nearly the respect they deserve. I try to use my platform in the world to bring attention to this travesty by singing eighties ballads whenever I get the chance.”

— Emma Chase

135. “Rock bottom changes you. Glimpsing heaven changes you more.”

— Emma Chase

136. “There’s privilege and honor in this work – showing people a whole new world, filled with characters and places and emotions they wouldn’t have experienced without me. It’s magical. Mark.”

— Emma Chase

137. “You shouldn’t be afraid of dying, Sarah – everyone does it. The only thing to be scared of is not living before you do.”

— Emma Chase

138. “I’m an insomniac – the affliction of champions.”

— Emma Chase

139. “In that moment, every person in the audience falls in love with her. And when she sings about standing before God with nothing on her lips but Hallelujah – I fall in love with her a little bit too. When.”

— Emma Chase

140. “Never have children, Eleanor,” she tells me stiffly. “Ungrateful to the core, the whole lot of them. Write that down.” Dutifully, I tap on my phone.”

— Emma Chase

141. “Ellie screwed a plaque into the back of one of the chairs: “His Royal Ass Was Here.” Beside it, Marty scratched into the wood: “And it was fiiine.” I.”

— Emma Chase

142. “There’s no way the person who made these lists actually has kids. They should be shot. And at this moment, I would defend the person who shoots them, pro bono. Just saying.”

— Emma Chase

143. “Ellie jumps out of her chair. “I knew it! He’s Jerry McGuiring you! He’s Jerry McGuiring you, because you complete him!!”

— Emma Chase

144. “Cover your knobber before you bob her – that’s.”

— Emma Chase

145. “We shy away from the things that hurt us – that have hurt us in the past. That’s what scars are for. They protect the wounds. Cover them with thick, numb tissue so we’ll never feel the same pain again.”

— Emma Chase

146. “That won’t give me my lipstick back, you little brat!” “I couldn’t help myself!” she pleads. And I unconsciously nod. That’s it, kid – go with insanity. It’s all you’ve got left.”

— Emma Chase

147. “You should go out with your friends, Chelsea. Have fun.” No matter how much I hate the idea. “The kids and I will be fine.”

— Emma Chase

148. “Choosing between dull and dishonest is like being asked whether you want to be shot or stabbed. “What.”

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149. “A good friends should be able to tell you anything. Maybe your boyfriend’s screwing around, or a dress that makes your love handles hang over like a shar-pei’s skin? In either case, if they’re not brave enough to tell it like it is? They’re not your best friend.”

— Emma Chase

150. “Not for the first time, I wonder if Drew Evans is the devil – or a close relation. I can picture him offering the fastingChrist a loaf of bread and making it sound completely acceptable for him to take a big ole bite out of it.”

— Emma Chase