Top 300 Kresley Cole Quotes (2026 Update)
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51. “Fine. We can act like we’re fuckups idling about. As per our usual. But if we cap a god, I’m telling everyone I know! Two words: Press. Conference.”

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52. “I didn’t steal it – I swear! Oh, as if things never fall into your pocket!”

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53. “Two things that can never be contained? Velociraptors and zombies.”

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54. “Vampire, At some time in the future, you’re really going to want my number. So I thought I would give you this: 867-5309. XOXO, Daniela, the Ice Queen.”

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55. “It wasn’t even fair. Which was okay, since Sorceri only cared about fair play when it benefited them. Otherwise, they were not fans.”

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56. “In all seriousness, she said, “If a phantom has an orgasm, is it a phantasm?”

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57. “Since you’re his mate and all. And for the record, ewww.”

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58. “Well maybe we need to Cesar Millan their asses and show them who’s boss. Tsst, tsst!”

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59. “And at the end of the night, he stared down at her in puzzlement. He didn’t know which facet of her he liked better. The siren in black satin that made his cock and fangs ache or this angel with her bright red hair spread across his pillow – who made his chest ache.”

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60. “How could I close you out when I never let you in?”

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61. “All’s fair in love and Lore.”

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62. “You know that I’m not for sale, right?” “I know. Or I would have already bought you.”

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63. “Doona ever doubt my desire for you – if I truly was in a contest for the right to have you, I’d have bitten his goddamned throat free, then laid it at your feet in offer!” Her.”

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64. “There, now, a good hiss never hurt anyone.”

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65. “You aren’t done with me yet?” He pinned my gaze with his own. With a surprisingly smooth accent, he told me, “Nunca voy a terminar contigo.” I’ll never be done with you.”

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66. “I’ve learned I need to consult you in matters, lest you decapitate me.”

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67. “It figures – it’s always either the butler or the resurrected mate.”

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68. “Omort, put a muzzle on your pet, or I’ll make her one from her intestines.” She rapped her silver-tipped claws together, and the sound rang out in the chamber. Hettiah lifted her chin, but she’d paled. Sabine had in fact plucked an organ from her. On several occasions. She kept them in jars on her bedside table.”

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69. “You’d think after two thousand years, I’d be accustomed to looks of fear.”

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70. “I’ll like it more if you fight. You’ll like it more if you don’t.”

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71. “When he was this close to me, I could feel his palpable yearning. I could sense that gut-wrenching loneliness he’d suffered.”

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72. “Now, why don’t you shove in a manpon and tug up your manties.”

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73. “Apparently, he was a show-er and a grower.”

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74. “Somebody needs to make Scooby a snack or something, ’cause this howling is freaking old!”

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75. “I know, baby girl, I’m that good.”

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76. “Shall we disembowel the pachyderm in the room?” Lothaire intoned as he took a seat in the billiards den. “Or discuss it? Or whatever one does when an elephant appears indoors.”

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77. “I want to protect you. I want to spoil you. I want to have children with you and spoil them too. I want to grow old with you. And at the end of our lives, you will have no doubt you were loved and adored by me for every second.”

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78. “When he watched her sleeping, he often thought, My heart lies vulnerable outside my chest.”

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79. “What would Ripley do? When in a jam, Carrow often thought of how Ellen Ripley, the legendary badasstress of the Alien quadrilogy, would figure her way out.”

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80. “I know that’s not how the world works.” “Then change the world.” The.”

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81. “We all have our curses. The people of my blood are cursed to love only once. You’re cursed never to touch any but one. And Evie? She’s cursed to love us both. She really does, you know.”

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82. “I will fight any battle for you, crush any adversity. Because you are mine, beautiful girl. I love you so madly that the past before you feels sane...”

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83. “When two people form an unbreakable bond, it’s like a reactor, feeding them power and heat and a sense of belonging. It makes them strong. They’re the true superheroes.”

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84. “I do so wish my breasts would stop staring at your eyes.”

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85. “God give me anything but a good man’s pity.”

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86. “Fuckhead: The name’s MariKETA. Go to hell, The WITCH, doing a creepy spell somewhere right now.”

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87. “You don’t appear to be an afterthought with that one, dearest freakling. You appear to be the only thought.”

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88. “Members of the Pravus Rule and the Vertas League are both welcome to bid on this capture, a female who will have tactical value against a common enemy.”

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89. “Lothaire rolled his eyes. “Mothman. Really, Elizabeth? Really?”

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90. “Regin slapped her knees. “Oh, my gods, look at him running like his life depended on catching us.” She slid open the door. “Is this straight outta Platoon, or what? Willem!” she cried, holding out one hand. “Run, Willem!” Then she choked on her laughter.”

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91. “I’d wear his corsage to an orgy, any day!”

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92. “Why would I draw the short straw?”

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93. “Kosmina adored her new “foulmouthed but well-intentioned uncle.” Because, as she put it, “Perhaps we aren’t meant to understand him. Perhaps he’s as much a puzzle as he is a puzzle master.” Hear, hear, Kosmina. But I’m still sending your ass to Louisiana.”

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94. “To Bettina, she’d written: The old Vrekener king was a vicious fiend who got what he deserved. Kudos to your new vamp husband for a well-played assassination and tournament victory.”

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95. “Dacians consider Trehan the kingdom’s sword, Viktor its wrath, Stelian its sentinel, and Lothaire its cunning. Our people see Mina and me as the beating heart of Dacia.”

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96. “Puck laughed, and it wasn’t like that weird high-pitched giggle she’d heard out of children before, the one that begged the question: why would one possibly tickle a child just to elicit that noise?”

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97. “My looks had gone from well-kempt cheerleader to apocalyptic disasterpiece.”

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98. “The greatest thing about having power is the mere having of power. Use the latter well, and you’ll never have to use the former.”

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99. “Hate Scars. I’m physically flawless-why can’t everyone be? Everywhere Lothaire went, people stopped and stared. Of course, then they usually ran. Lothair Enemy of Old.”

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100. “Eves, on the scale from wholesome to whoresome, you’re practically Amish.”

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