Top 300 Kresley Cole Quotes (2024 Update)
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51. “My looks had gone from well-kempt cheerleader to apocalyptic disasterpiece.”

— Kresley Cole

52. “Two tears in a bucket; motherfuck it.”

— Kresley Cole

53. “Hate Scars. I’m physically flawless-why can’t everyone be? Everywhere Lothaire went, people stopped and stared. Of course, then they usually ran. Lothair Enemy of Old.”

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54. “So, what do you do, Ellie?” he asked. Well, previously, I held a position on death row, but lately I’ve been a vampire’s plaything. Soon I’ll be sacrificed so the Soul Reaper and the Enemy of Old can make babies.”

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55. “What’s past is past, Conrad. Now you must learn from it and move on. If I’d had your mentality, I would always have been a burlesque dancer. I never would have aspired to being a ballerina, a profession that brought me great joy. Imagine all the things you’re missing out on. Your Bride, a family, contentment. Unlike me, you can have a future – it’s out there, just waiting for you to claim it. You have so much to look forward to, if you’d just stop looking back.” This.”

— Kresley Cole

56. “There was French kissing, and then there was Cajun French kissing. Spicier, harder, wilder.”

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57. “You’ll move through worlds,” the female murmured, as if imparting a secret to Lanthe. “In one realm, hurt. In one realm, leave. In one realm, cleave. In one realm, shine.”

— Kresley Cole

58. “I was looking forward to a hot shower – with him. We rarely showered alone. To be fair, who wouldn’t conserve water after living through the Flash?”

— Kresley Cole

59. “We’ll all have an ice-cream cake to celebrate! Except for we don’t have a freezer!”

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60. “All I can think about is him. His body. It’s like I’m drugged. My brain goes on a loop, replaying things we’ve done, imagining things we’ll do. I walk around in this lust-fueled haze.”

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61. “Come, Touch, But you’ll pay a price.”

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62. “My mom could be really fierce. A regular Frau Badass.”

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63. “So what are you going to do about Brandon’s hymen safari?”

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64. “He jerked back. “What is this? Be like you were with me the other times! When you melted for me.” “That was before I fully understood what a nasty piece of work you are.” “Because of a few shifter beheadings? Come on, Lizvetta, it’s not as if I went around cock-slapping gnomes.” Her jaw dropped.”

— Kresley Cole

65. “Yo, Dekko, who do I gotta blow around here to get a shower?”

— Kresley Cole

66. “Gods, I love it when you talk mathy to me.”

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67. “It’s not my fault the truth and I are strangers – we were never properly introduced.”

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68. “She’d never seen a monster like that before, had never heard of one in all the Lore. When she grappled with the question of what it was, her sharply honed scientifical mind deduced one answer: manbearpig.”

— Kresley Cole

69. “Your future refuses to behave.”

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70. “She pressed a single soft kiss over his heart, having no idea he’d just given it to her.”

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71. “Unable to resist, she said, “Mortals also go there to worship a mouse god. His likeness is everywhere. There’s a duck demigod too.”

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72. “By all the gods, I love you as my life. I’ve trusted you with my survival, and I’ve trusted you with my heart – which, for me, is far more vulnerable. I asked you to have a care with it.” He kissed me reverently, then leaned down to press his lips to my belly. “And you have.”

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73. “The judgiest people are the ones who’ve lived the least.”

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74. “This is your aunt, Regin the Radiant. We don’t believe she possesses verbal governors of any kind.”

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75. “Why would they plot?” “They’ll want the earth righted as soon as possible. Minors like to see dead Majors – because catastrophes end with the close of the game.”

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76. “Sometimes you just need to be mad or sad, Evie. Sometimes you just need to let it happen. But put a cap on it, then get back to happy.”

— Kresley Cole

77. “You’re goan to stay here and watch out for Evie. Earn your keep for once. You see a chance to kill or die for her today, then you take it!”

— Kresley Cole

78. “This might be the most noble thing I’ve ever done. Noble, for the record, cuts like a blade to the heart.”

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79. “No matter what happens, I want you to know that I dearly wish you could end this game.”

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80. “You wouldn’t recognize a good thing if it was spanking your ass.”

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81. “Lanthe, when we get older, you’re going to be mine.” She blinked up at him from a garland she’d been braiding. “How can I be yours when I’m my own?”

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82. “Rydstrom: “To get it right this time.””

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83. “I’m not a bunny, Rydstrom. And is that bark?” With a laugh, she said, “Good gods, you brought me bark to gnaw on!”

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84. “Bad luck was merely a random occurrence that didn’t go in one’s favor.”

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85. “I’lll command you, but you’ll rule me.”

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86. “When a group of young females had asked her what one should name her horse, she’d answered, “I like the sound of Fellatio.” When Rydstrom had confronted Sabine about it, she’d said, “Do you know how priceless it was to hear that demoness sigh, ‘I love my Fellatio’? Even gold can’t buy moments like that!”

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87. “Gran said, “Not that the Minor Arcana would allow such a union anyway.” My eyes widened. “They exist?” In any Tarot deck, there were fifty-six Minor Arcana cards, divided into four suits: cups, pentacles or rings, wands, and swords. Such.”

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88. “Now, undress for me and let me see what’s mine.”

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89. “I like a guy with passion. When you finished back there, I couldn’t tell if you’d gotten your nut or muffled a sneeze.”

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90. “As he was drifting off, he said, “With all my dreams having come true, what will I dream of now?” Oh, damn. Lanthe gazed at his face in sleep. I just fell in love with him.”

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91. “The Valkyrie did not believe in coincidence, only fate. And sometimes fate didn’t even bother being subtle.”

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92. “Take a chance on me, witchling.” It was then that she made a fateful observation. Bowen MacRieve was holding his breath. Damn him! And there went strong and furious, gone with a whimper.”

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93. “Then I remembered something. I was Lark freaking Inukai. I sat up, swiping my tears away. I defanged killers. I defused their aggression. I found out their weaknesses and exploited them ruthlessly. You don’t know me, Death. Every.”

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94. “Ah, but she was a pastel wearer. She was forever dead to Sabine.”

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95. “Or maybe I was learning that nothing was black and white.”

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96. “Maybe one day you’ll come to love me as much as I do you.” She frowned and pushed up on his shoulders so they were facing each other. “I happen to adore you, vampire.” Her hands laced around his neck, and she twined her fingers in his hair. “No, I’m absolutely certain I love you more.”

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97. “I finally understand what a dickie-do is. Your gut does stick out more than your dickie do. – Regin.”

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98. “Sabine gave a Scoff. ” I could be virtuous, if I wanted to be.” In an incredulous tone, he said, “You don’t know the meaning of virtue!” “Of course I do – it means your thong must be white.”

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99. “We loved each other, but we weren’t together romantically. If I believed that the game demanded blood and that fate couldn’t be changed, then we never should be.”

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100. “And Declan Chase suits my sister better.” She patted Regin on the head. “Regin doesn’t do perfect.”

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