Top 300 Kresley Cole Quotes (2025 Update)
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101. “Oh my gods, when do you not sport wood? There are bathrooms in the back, so go burp the worm or whatever. – Regin.”

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102. “Even as he wanted to master her, he hated the idea of her as acquiescent. He needed her to struggle against him, to give as good as she got. He craved power plays between them, mental games. But ultimately he did want to dominate her.”

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103. “Despite everything, I felt my lips twitch. If he weren’t a homicidal god-wannabe, and I didn’t have a murderous red witch inside me, we might’ve been friends. When his laughter died down, he said, “Back in the day, we would’ve made a great reality TV show. The Sol and Empress Show.” “The.”

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104. “I grew up in a Spanish-speaking household.” With una madre loca, Catholic to the core.”

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105. “He’s like six hundred years younger than you are. I refuse to be the moral compass of our cell! Most weekends I have an intoxispell bong attached to my mouth like a respirator. I love scatological humor, and I list ‘pranks involving nuclear waste’ and ‘making demons eat things’ as my hobbies.”

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106. “You told me I was part of the clan, that I was one of you. You told me you’d protect me, treasure me, and that no one would ever hurt me again. You told me we’d have eternity together, like a freaking Hallmark card!”

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107. “Doona bring me back to life only to destroy me once more.”

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108. “With your actions, you train others how to treat you.”

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109. “I told him what I told myself whenever my guilt grew too painful: “It happened. It hurt. Better things await you.”

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110. “It made you happy, to be used by me?” Perhaps not so promising. I raised my brows with amusement. “I orgasmed three times; you did once. Who’s using whom, Siberian?”

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111. “I’m not interested in a life that doesn’t have you in it.”

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112. “Mortal, if there’s one thing I’ve learned in all my years, it’s this: lies are curses you place on yourself.”

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113. “He was so domineering. And a dirty talker. Apparently, she liked both. A lot.”

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114. “I saw your power. You’re stronger than he is.” “Don’t play to my considerable vanity, demon.” She examined her nails. “It will gain you nothing.”

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115. “This was full when I left. Demon, did you eat some of my toothpaste?”

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116. “Ya sptryu na to shto prenodlezhit mne.”

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117. “Those swords are mine! Touch them and I’ll use ’em to slice off your nut sack! For a coin purse!”

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118. “Love spells are a lot like platform diving. Once you start the process, there’s no going back, and the end will be fugly if you don’t know what the hell you’re doing. – Mariketa the Awaited Mercenary of the Wiccae, Future Leader of the House of Witches Witches are good for one thing and only one thing. Tinder. – Bowen Graeme MacRieve Third in line for the Lykae throne.”

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119. “Fierce wee thing. “There’s my brave lass.”

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120. “Stealing money from humans is rewarding both financially and spiritually.”

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121. “Past tense. It’s one thing to like a girl who wants another guy. It’s another to like a girl who plans to murder you at a time of her convenience.”

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122. “The Sun and Fortune were taking me to the Emperor.”

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123. “She’d thought there was no greater connection than destiny decreeing them joined. But there was – the choice they’d made to love each other.”

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124. “The Fool Whereabouts unknown My eyes flashed open. The Empress’s screams had awakened the dark in me. Reverse, perverse. The Dark Calling. Her smile was broken. It was time. I always know best.”

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125. “You’ve been a bad little mortal.”

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126. “Any chick who carried around a bird of prey with a little helmet was cool in my book. Oh, man, I really hoped she didn’t intend to kill us all.”

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127. “The end result: Abyssian plummeting toward the lava river, tethered to a net filled with stone penises.”

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128. “My mother once told me that diamonds were born of pressure, but I never understood what she meant until I met you.”

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129. “In an instant, she comprehended two things: why immortals feared the Lykae. And that she was this one’s mate. “Protect you.”

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130. “Do you want a man in your bed?” he murmured, his thumb stroking higher until he found the silk she wore. He hissed in a breath. “Fine!” she said in a strangled tone. “I’ll tell you. I do want one. But it’ll never be you.” “Why no’ me?” “I-I’ve heard about your kind. I know that you get mindless and savage, scratching and biting like animals.” “What’s wrong with that?”

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131. “Lanthe’s nieces were super brilliant, could already trace. If they sensed danger – or bath time – they would simply teleport their diapered butts away.”

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132. “Take care, lest you lose a male who’ll desire only you – and gain a male who’ll desire only others.”

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133. “Witches are good for one thing and only one thing. Tinder. – Bowen Graeme MacRieve Third in line for the Lykae throne.”

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134. “When I get free, I believe I’ll show you your spine. I’ll hand it to you so casually, politely even, as if expecting you to remark upon it.”

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135. “Enemigos mortales... tentaciones prohibidas.”

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136. “Sevastyan shouldn’t have taken on the responsibility of a new pet if he didn’t have time to watch her. My breed is very destructive.”

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137. “The soothsayer shrugged, flustering her bat. “Some details are above your feygrade.”

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138. “Way to hurt my feelings, Wroth. She sniffled. Now I’ll really have to kill you.”

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139. “The Prince of Shadow is no longer a prince, dear. He’s as good as king of this realm.”

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140. “My sister.” Lanthe rolled her eyes. “For someone so cool, she’s turned into a mother hen. Weird.”

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141. “I desired you before, but I never loved you until this life.”

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142. “In our first meeting; you skewered me with your sword. In other words: you started it.”

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143. “To envy was to lack.”

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144. “Though we were curfew-free- I’d told Mom I was spending the night at Mel’s after our double date, and Mel had told Mrs. Warren that she’d be home “whenever my happy ass walks through the door”- I was nervous about tonight.”

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145. “I informed him that when you eat one of those cuppy containers of flan, you are in heaven and smile for the rest of the day.”

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146. “She chuckled. Chuckled! “I speak Pirates of the Caribbean.”

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147. “Oh, great Hekate, is that his voice?” Carrow cried. “I just had an orgasm! Fudge your name tag if you have to, but get you some of that some-some. Remember, friends let friends live vicariously –.”

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148. “Chloe, what would it take to start anew with you?” Hopelessness settled over him when she murmured, “More than you’ve got.” Yet then he reminded himself, She has no’ seen all I’ve got.”

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149. “Selena and I had barely exited the tent before she started criticizing me. “Talk about a long shot. Joules and Gabe are like” – she raised two twined fingers – “this. They’ve had a whirlwind bromance. I’m giving us a one in a billion chance. Which means you’re an idiot.”

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150. “She’s not walking the plank; she’s merely getting married – to a shady Russian mail-order groom. Did you take the pill I gave you? Take the pill. And I will tongue-check you.”

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