Top 300 Kresley Cole Quotes (2026 Update)
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151. “He’s like six hundred years younger than you are. I refuse to be the moral compass of our cell! Most weekends I have an intoxispell bong attached to my mouth like a respirator. I love scatological humor, and I list ‘pranks involving nuclear waste’ and ‘making demons eat things’ as my hobbies.”

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152. “Doona bring me back to life only to destroy me once more.”

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153. “I desired you before, but I never loved you until this life.”

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154. “I saw your power. You’re stronger than he is.” “Don’t play to my considerable vanity, demon.” She examined her nails. “It will gain you nothing.”

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155. “The end result: Abyssian plummeting toward the lava river, tethered to a net filled with stone penises.”

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156. “Ya sptryu na to shto prenodlezhit mne.”

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157. “His tone dripping condescension, Lothaire crooned, “Ah children, it’s not yet story time.” He closed his eyes and turned away, saying over his shoulder, “To anyone who contemplates even nearing me while I sleep: I will garrote you with your own viscera.”

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158. “The Fool Whereabouts unknown My eyes flashed open. The Empress’s screams had awakened the dark in me. Reverse, perverse. The Dark Calling. Her smile was broken. It was time. I always know best.”

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159. “Those swords are mine! Touch them and I’ll use ’em to slice off your nut sack! For a coin purse!”

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160. “The Sun and Fortune were taking me to the Emperor.”

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161. “This was full when I left. Demon, did you eat some of my toothpaste?”

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162. “I want Holly to experience life. To take away the blinders she has so assiduously relied on. I think you’re just the type of person to show her what she doesn’t know and doesn’t want to know. My niece is innocent in so many ways, and there comes a time in a woman’s life when innocence is merely a euphemism for ignorance.”

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163. “She’d thought there was no greater connection than destiny decreeing them joined. But there was – the choice they’d made to love each other.”

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164. “Oh, great Hekate, is that his voice?” Carrow cried. “I just had an orgasm! Fudge your name tag if you have to, but get you some of that some-some. Remember, friends let friends live vicariously –.”

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165. “My sister.” Lanthe rolled her eyes. “For someone so cool, she’s turned into a mother hen. Weird.”

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166. “Sevastyan shouldn’t have taken on the responsibility of a new pet if he didn’t have time to watch her. My breed is very destructive.”

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167. “Lanthe’s nieces were super brilliant, could already trace. If they sensed danger – or bath time – they would simply teleport their diapered butts away.”

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168. “In an instant, she comprehended two things: why immortals feared the Lykae. And that she was this one’s mate. “Protect you.”

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169. “The Prince of Shadow is no longer a prince, dear. He’s as good as king of this realm.”

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170. “You will realize soon enough that you were given to me above all others. You’ll understand that I’ve searched relentlessly for you in every age that I have lived.” His gravelly tone dropped lower. “And, Emma, I’ve lived and I have searched a verra long time.”

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171. “To envy was to lack.”

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172. “Enemigos mortales... tentaciones prohibidas.”

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173. “She remembered her granny telling her, “Men are like coal boilers, Ellie. If you find a man you reckon to keep, you got to feed his belly every day, make him burn for you, then release some steam purty regular, or you ain’t ever gonna get him to work.” Hell, Saroya could take a lesson from Granny Peirce!”

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174. “My mother once told me that diamonds were born of pressure, but I never understood what she meant until I met you.”

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175. “Any chick who carried around a bird of prey with a little helmet was cool in my book. Oh, man, I really hoped she didn’t intend to kill us all.”

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176. “You’re under my skin, Mirceo. When we parted, you took my heart with you. Go easy with it, okay?” “I’ll protect it forever, just as you’ll protect mine.” “You.”

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177. “Am I wearing a wife-beater, Lizvetta?” He gaped down. “Oh, come on!”

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178. “Take care, lest you lose a male who’ll desire only you – and gain a male who’ll desire only others.”

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179. “I can’t steer, can’t change. Before there were waves or eddies; now stone. Our enemies laugh.”

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180. “In our first meeting; you skewered me with your sword. In other words: you started it.”

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181. “Mari began to suspect that this reflection was going to prove to be like that little computer paperclip assistant – at first it helps, but after a while you just want the paperclip to die.”

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182. “Imagine a pitch-black room with a single candle lit in the center,” he said, his voice gone low. “The room is the world. You are the candle.”

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183. “Crow, are you awake?” “Why do kids ask that when they know you’re not?” She cracked open her bleary eyes. “No. Really.”

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184. “The female asked him, “Have you ever been bait? Well, besides jailbait. Rowr.” “I can’t say that I have, ma’am.” Texan accent?”

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185. “Ah, me lovely Jo, let’s mosey outside and talk.” He finally released her hand. “I need to know where and when I can take ye.” Really, demon, double entendre? As if this pirate had game!”

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186. “Though we were curfew-free- I’d told Mom I was spending the night at Mel’s after our double date, and Mel had told Mrs. Warren that she’d be home “whenever my happy ass walks through the door”- I was nervous about tonight.”

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187. “She chuckled. Chuckled! “I speak Pirates of the Caribbean.”

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188. “Chloe, what would it take to start anew with you?” Hopelessness settled over him when she murmured, “More than you’ve got.” Yet then he reminded himself, She has no’ seen all I’ve got.”

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189. “Selena and I had barely exited the tent before she started criticizing me. “Talk about a long shot. Joules and Gabe are like” – she raised two twined fingers – “this. They’ve had a whirlwind bromance. I’m giving us a one in a billion chance. Which means you’re an idiot.”

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190. “She’s not walking the plank; she’s merely getting married – to a shady Russian mail-order groom. Did you take the pill I gave you? Take the pill. And I will tongue-check you.”

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191. “Wow, he must get more ass than a toilet seat!”

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192. “I held his gaze. “My mother once told me that diamonds were born of pressure, but I never understood what she meant until I met you.” His brows drew together, and his voice roughened. “For true?” “Jack, your past – and how you handled it – is why we’re both still breathing.”

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193. “The demon was turning out to be an unpredictable, feral, bone-and-head-collecting, sexually ravenous happiness battery. She swallowed. All I have to do is plug him in.”

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194. “I’ve got to get ghost.”

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195. “Your mortal’s storming the slaver den.” Aric’s tone was half-amused, half-approving. “I’m hereby inviting myself on his incursion.”

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196. “I wasn’t a big fan of women trying to fix men, to change them. I always figured there were guys enough out there, so I should look for a total package that was already fully Ikea-assembled – or go without.”

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197. “Matthew, exactly how psychic are you? So psychic that other psychics should be called Mattics.”

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198. “Everyone said a Lykae’s mate could soothe his any woe – if she really was his, she had her bloody work cut out for her.”

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199. “You told me earlier that the necklace is your favorite. You’d give up your most treasured gold for the Vrekeners? For this kingdom?” She made a scoffing sound. “Not in a million years. But I’d give it up for you. Because that’s what we do – we save each other’s asses.”

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200. “I’d assumed Jack’s death was the worst that I could endure. Matthew might have been preparing me for both of their murders. Dear.”

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