Top 500 Mason Cooley Quotes (2026 Update)
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451. “Many have attempted unnatural acts, but Nature has always shown the way.”

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452. “True wit has a grave intention.”

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453. “Age must give way to youth, no doubt. But not yet, not yet.”

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454. “Modern literature seduces with insults, riddles, and inside stories.”

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455. “You are as happy as you think you are, but not necessarily as miserable as you imagine.”

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456. “The sentimental want to be thrilled by everything.”

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457. “The desire to perform impedes conversation.”

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458. “Children would die of terror if they knew the folly and ignorance of their caretakers.”

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459. “Finding a thought for an aphorism is not hard. Putting a kink in its tail is the hard part.”

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460. “The neuroses parody the virtues.”

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461. “Cheerfulness is a policy; happiness is a talent.”

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462. “Beautiful people are forgiven more often than the rest.”

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463. “A blunt statement can be as false as any other.”

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464. “A sentimental aphorism is even more a surprise than a hard- boiled sonnet.”

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465. “Some live in a state of passionate indecision.”

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466. “The limitations of pleasure cannot be overcome by more pleasure.”

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467. “Never lie in writing.”

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468. “Clothes make the body both mysterious and historical.”

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469. “The realist lies for advantage. The fantasist lies to give his dreams a flavor of reality.”

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470. “Cruelty is softened by fear, not pity.”

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471. “Complainers detest each other.”

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472. “Pain pays no attention to moans or excuses.”

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473. “Prudence does not save us, but shows us pictures of our destroyers.”

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474. “I am forbidden sugar, fat, and alcohol. So hooray, I guess, for oatmeal, lemon juice, and chicken soup.”

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475. “Sweet smiles soften judgment. Sweet haunches unseat it.”

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476. “Once I find the right maxim to apply, I feel that I have done all that can be expected of me.”

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477. “Death is frightening, and so is Eternal Life.”

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478. “Lonely people console themselves with self-absorption or curiosity.”

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479. “Explanations comfort us by giving the impression that there is an order in things.”

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480. “Commitments, not feelings, hold life together.”

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481. “Self-conscious? Try a wig, a corset, a veil, a beard. Or cultivate shamelessness.”

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482. “Old photograph: amid the set poses of her family, a young girl smiles and raises her hand a little.”

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483. “To win hearts, smile kindly on people’s weaknesses.”

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484. “Tales of adultery are much improved by period costumes.”

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485. “Arrogance rides triumphantly through the gates, barely glancing at the old woman about to cut the rope and spring shut the trap.”

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486. “A Museum of fetishes would give special attention to the history of underwear.”

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487. “Life is struggle and sleep.”

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488. “Complainers rule out happiness, mentioning it only as something lost.”

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489. “The haiku lets meaning float; the aphorism pins it down.”

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490. “The limits of prudence: one cannot jump out of a burning building gradually.”

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491. “Pedagogical romances leave the mentor disgruntled, the pupil confused.”

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492. “As desire recedes, the world becomes clear, pale, and empty.”

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493. “Profundity often goes past the issue to some deep but useless truth.”

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494. “Outside literature, high-flown sentiments are merely exasperating.”

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495. “In art, a dress is never just a dress; nor in life either.”

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496. “Dogs often remind us of the human, ail-too human. Cats, never.”

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497. “Rule of art: let half-blind purpose lead you.”

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498. “Faith no doubt moves mountains, but not necessarily to where we want them.”

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499. “Happiness is often hard-hearted.”

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500. “Suffering teaches us only that we suffer. Joy shows us which way to go.”

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