Top 500 Mason Cooley Quotes (2026 Update)
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401. “Grandiosity lessens as work proceeds.”

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402. “The Muses inspire art and pretend not to notice when Mammon buys it.”

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403. “Victimization has its privileges, and I want some.”

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404. “The familiar changes as we cling to it.”

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405. “The eros of advertising is lurid but not specific.”

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406. “Jargon is part ceremonial robe, part false beard.”

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407. “A quiet fool can go undiscovered for a long time.”

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408. “Undecidability is a useful category even in dealing with restaurant menus.”

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409. “We often disguise our reflexes as deliberate actions.”

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410. “The nudes of art are not so distant from pornography as prudish pedants pretend.”

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411. “Passion cooks. Reason cleans.”

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412. “What I eat turns into my body. What I read turns into my mind.”

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413. “Growth provides novel experiences for youth; decay the same, alas, for age.”

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414. “Folly always knows the answer.”

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415. “My mother’s mild-eyed sadness looks at me from the eyes of those I love.”

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416. “Pornography does not inspire violence, but you can break a leg trying to imitate it.”

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417. “As a comforter, philosophy cannot compete with a good dinner.”

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418. “Sacred or not, sacrifice is an ugly business.”

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419. “The harp is an insipid instrument – no good for dancing, feasting, or marching, only for sitting primly in a parlor or on a cloud.”

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420. “The dignified catastrophes of tragedy bear little resemblance to the slow ruin inflicted by life.”

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421. “Confess to the misdeeds you cannot hide.”

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422. “As I review my life, I feel I must have missed the point, either then or now.”

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423. “When a man bores a woman, she complains. When a woman bores a man, he ignores her.”

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424. “My intentions go one way, my desires another. Thus I feel both self-indulgent and deprived.”

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425. “A beautiful woman peers out her window, as full of envy as the harridan who peers up at her from the street.”

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426. “Kindness eases everything almost as much as money does.”

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427. “If you have no power, talk about your influence. If you have power, talk about the constraints that hem you in.”

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428. “Under attack, sentiments harden into dogma.”

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429. “Ideas about life organize perception; names of emotions organize sensations; rules of syntax organize thought. But pain comes on its own.”

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430. “To avoid eye contact, kiss.”

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431. “I like what I do for a living. I also like NOT doing it – perhaps even more.”

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432. “When you feel protective toward your parents, you have become an adult.”

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433. “I am invigorated by work, wasted by pleasure.”

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434. “Talk about yourself as much as you like, but do not expect others to listen.”

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435. “Now defined as art, the totem has lost cult, taboo, and custom.”

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436. “The rich feel full of merit.”

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437. “Every literary critic believes he will outwit history and have the last word.”

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438. “True wit has a grave intention.”

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439. “Dieting is our last tie with asceticism.”

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440. “Emblem: the carapace of the great crowned snail is painted with all the flags of the United Nations.”

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441. “Writing about an idea frees me of it. Thinking about it is a circle of repetitions.”

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442. “Self-analysis always cheats.”

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443. “Pride sings and dances; humility sighs.”

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444. “Dreams are distorted representations of desire. So are dream- analyses.”

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445. “Great talkers do not stop for breath, and never look at the clock.”

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446. “The passions are the same in every conflict, large or small.”

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447. “The more knowledge, the clearer what the doubts are.”

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448. “Finding a thought for an aphorism is not hard. Putting a kink in its tail is the hard part.”

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449. “The neuroses parody the virtues.”

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450. “Cheerfulness is a policy; happiness is a talent.”

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