Top 500 Mason Cooley Quotes (2026 Update)
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351. “Young girls giggle with nervous delight at the erections they inspire.”

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352. “An adolescent is both an impulsive child and a self-starting adult.”

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353. “With decrepitude, longevity has overshot the mark.”

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354. “The Olympian gods cannot have grand passions because they cannot die.”

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355. “Retirement requires the invention of a new hedonism, not a return to the hedonism of youth.”

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356. “Healthy vanity sweeps through life. Sickly vanity lies in bed.”

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357. “At sixty, I know little more about wisdom than I did at thirty, but I know a great deal more about folly.”

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358. “Beauty compels us; reason merely cajoles.”

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359. “Only the most lucid can see their love as comedy.”

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360. “People who abhor solitude may abhor company almost as much.”

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361. “Reclusive? The inner city will secure your privacy better than any desert cave.”

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362. “Envy awakens at the sound of a distant laugh.”

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363. “Frivolous sorrow is folly. Frivolous enjoyment is not.”

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364. “Mind and body obstruct one another’s pleasures.”

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365. “Laughing at our friends, we avenge the disappointment they have caused.”

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366. “Idleness makes people feeble and peevish. Work makes them stalwart and prone to anger.”

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367. “Deconstruction: peering suspiciously at the text, I wait for it to make a slip and betray itself.”

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368. “The imaginary audience for my life is growing small and silent.”

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369. “The New Right: kiss the bankers and spank the babies.”

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370. “The beginning of self-knowledge: recognizing that your motives are the same as other people’s.”

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371. “Transcendence is something between a metaphor and a miracle.”

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372. “To succeed, find the right rut and stay with it.”

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373. “Think carefully before asking for justice. Mercy might be safer.”

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374. “Self-righteous victims invite extra nails.”

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375. “I have forgiven you. Nevertheless, begone!”

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376. “Progress may feel more like loss than gain.”

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377. “Self-absorption intensifies isolation, but permits it to go unnoticed.”

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378. “Even in rapture, part of the mind watches.”

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379. “My father liked to moralize, and so do I. But he was in earnest, while I am embarrassed and pretend that I am merely being witty.”

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380. “The muse is blind as Cupid and skittish as Diana.”

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381. “A happy arrangement: many people prefer cats to other people, and many cats prefer people to other cats.”

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382. “Denial of one appetite sharpens the others.”

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383. “Readers transform a library from a mausoleum into many theaters.”

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384. “The modernist writers found despair inspirational.”

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385. “Lies save trouble now, but may return in thunder and lightning.”

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386. “Lying just for the fun of it is either art or pathology.”

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387. “The Lady: a fluty voice, sensible shoes, a melancholy sense of living by rules few still remember.”

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388. “To appear well dressed, be skinny and tall.”

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389. “Attacking a belief can be the first step toward embracing it.”

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390. “In love, we worry more about the meaning of silences than the meaning of words.”

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391. “Self-realization is a comedown from salvation, but still gives us something to hope for.”

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392. “Good manners can render even virtue tolerable.”

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393. “The Muses inspire art and pretend not to notice when Mammon buys it.”

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394. “Victimization has its privileges, and I want some.”

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395. “The familiar changes as we cling to it.”

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396. “The eros of advertising is lurid but not specific.”

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397. “Jargon is part ceremonial robe, part false beard.”

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398. “A quiet fool can go undiscovered for a long time.”

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399. “Undecidability is a useful category even in dealing with restaurant menus.”

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400. “Intelligence complicates. Wisdom simplifies.”

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