Top 500 Mason Cooley Quotes (2024 Update)
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251. “Loneliness is more likely to lead to fussy housekeeping than to grand views of the Universe.”

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252. “Between repetition and forgetting, it is a marvel that a new thought ever struggles into existence.”

— Mason Cooley

253. “Proverbial wisdom counsels against risk and change. But sitting ducks fare worst of all.”

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254. “For many, immaturity is an ideal, not a defect.”

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255. “Rhyme and meter force gaps in meaning so the muse can enter.”

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256. “Winning means outlasting everyone else.”

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257. “Everyone fears and courts his own demon.”

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258. “The mind scolds the heart, which makes excuses and goes its own way.”

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259. “Vice is a dreary business. And virtue is not a lot of fun, either.”

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260. “Many gloat over their own troubles.”

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261. “Facts do not give advice.”

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262. “Saying “I feel guilty” is a mere form of words. Saying “I feel ashamed” is not.”

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263. “The lyric deals with love and sorrow, the aphorism with contradiction and deceit.”

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264. “All anger feels like righteous anger; sorrow does not care whether it is righteous or not.”

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265. “I change my opinions often, but not my way of thinking.”

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266. “Everyone makes sexy sounds; relatively few, sexy sights.”

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267. “Ultimately, blind faith is the only kind.”

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268. “The children of childish parents age quickly.”

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269. “Humor does not rescue us from unhappiness, but enables us to move back from it a little.”

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270. “Modernism: the books are as hard to understand as life itself.”

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271. “To make advice agreeable, try paradox or rhyme.”

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272. “An aphorism that does not score is just one more sentence.”

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273. “Living alone makes it harder to find someone to blame.”

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274. “Glamour looks eloquent but seldom talks.”

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275. “Dancing and running shake up the chemistry of happiness.”

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276. “Deconstruction glorifies the critic, humiliates the author, and makes the reader wonder why he bothered.”

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277. “Beauty and virtue: the most kissable ass in the world is no guarantee of good intentions.”

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278. “My regimen is lust and avarice for exercise, gluttony and sloth for relaxation.”

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279. “Generosity knows how to count, but refrains.”

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280. “No chaos, no creation. Evidence: the kitchen at mealtime.”

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281. “In middle age, going naked contributes little to public enjoyment.”

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282. “At the dinner table, if you can’t think of anything to say, sit quietly. Don’t throw rolls, or chew on your napkin.”

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283. “Sleepy-head is no longer aroused by tragic imaginings.”

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284. “Reading more than life teaches us to recognize ethos and pathos.”

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285. “We understand through resemblance.”

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286. “Power makes gods. Virtue makes martyrs.”

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287. “The laughter of the aphorism is sometimes triumphant, but seldom carefree.”

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288. “Literature gives us a memory of lives we did not lead.”

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289. “The same old thing – even if it’s champagne – is still the same old thing.”

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290. “Being cultured is the least expensive form of respectability.”

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291. “Only the broken-hearted know the truth about love.”

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292. “The magic of procedure: do this after that and thus before so; then your wish will be granted.”

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293. “Disappointment proves that expectations were mistaken.”

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294. “Altruism is for those who cannot endure their desires.”

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295. “Too timid to talk back, I shot my adversary.”

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296. “After an argument, silence may mean acceptance or the continuation of resistance by other means.”

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297. “Our vices are attempts to combine self-medication and enjoyment.”

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298. “Helplessness is a mighty power.”

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299. “Silence kills scandal.”

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300. “The gods are watching, but idly, yawning.”

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