Top 150 Norm MacDonald Quotes (2024 Update)
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Norm MacDonald Quote: “Oh, I thought everybody knew you jerked off punks underneath the Queensboro Bridge for fifteen dollars a man.” “Don’t say that anymore.” “Okay, sorry. I didn’t know you told me in confidence.” “Don’t you remember I was crying when I told you?”

151. “Oh, I thought everybody knew you jerked off punks underneath the Queensboro Bridge for fifteen dollars a man.” “Don’t say that anymore.” “Okay, sorry. I didn’t know you told me in confidence.” “Don’t you remember I was crying when I told you?”

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Norm MacDonald Quote: “Sometimes a writer’s strike is good. Maybe if we had a writer’s strike now, people would have to read Shakespeare instead of James Patterson.”

152. “Sometimes a writer’s strike is good. Maybe if we had a writer’s strike now, people would have to read Shakespeare instead of James Patterson.”

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Norm MacDonald Quote: “Norm, I’m gonna be straight with you, because I’ve been in this business a long time. If the star of a movie has a personal assistant who, during the production of that movie, butchers over a dozen teenagers, that’s gonna hurt at the box office.”

153. “Norm, I’m gonna be straight with you, because I’ve been in this business a long time. If the star of a movie has a personal assistant who, during the production of that movie, butchers over a dozen teenagers, that’s gonna hurt at the box office.”

— Norm MacDonald

Norm MacDonald Quote: “How did I suddenly get so goddamn funny?”

154. “How did I suddenly get so goddamn funny?”

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Norm MacDonald Quote: “Well, the results are in, and once again Microsoft CEO Bill Gates is the richest man in America. Gates says he is grateful for his huge financial success, but it still makes him sad when he looks around and sees other people with any money whatsoever.”

155. “Well, the results are in, and once again Microsoft CEO Bill Gates is the richest man in America. Gates says he is grateful for his huge financial success, but it still makes him sad when he looks around and sees other people with any money whatsoever.”

— Norm MacDonald

Norm MacDonald Quote: “She said she could no longer live in New York, that she was being tormented day and night by some obsessive stalker. This caught me completely by surprise, as I had taken to hanging around Sarah’s apartment, hiding in the bushes day and night, watching her come and go, and I had never seen any signs of a stalker.”

156. “She said she could no longer live in New York, that she was being tormented day and night by some obsessive stalker. This caught me completely by surprise, as I had taken to hanging around Sarah’s apartment, hiding in the bushes day and night, watching her come and go, and I had never seen any signs of a stalker.”

— Norm MacDonald

Norm MacDonald Quote: “Then he unsmiled his lips and got real plural on me. “We’ll let you know.”

157. “Then he unsmiled his lips and got real plural on me. “We’ll let you know.”

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Norm MacDonald Quote: “It was like a broken calculator... It just didn’t add up.”

158. “It was like a broken calculator... It just didn’t add up.”

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Norm MacDonald Quote: “I think clever people think that poor people are stupid.”

159. “I think clever people think that poor people are stupid.”

— Norm MacDonald

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