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Top 160 Ogden Nash Quotes (2024 Update)
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Ogden Nash Quote: “To Tom Carlson or his dog-depending on whose taste it best suits.”
Ogden Nash Quote: “Authors of all races, be they Greeks, Romans, Teutons, or Celts, Can’t seem just to say anything is the thing it is but have to go out of their way to say that it is like something else.”
Ogden Nash Quote: “The burnt child, urged by rankling ire, Can hardly wait to get back at the fire.”
Ogden Nash Quote: “Some one invented the telephone, And interrupted a nation’s slumbers, Ringing wrong but similar numbers.”
Ogden Nash Quote: “Snow is all right while it is snowing; it is like inebriation because it is very pleasing when it is coming, but very unpleasing when it is going.”
Ogden Nash Quote: “The noblest lord is ushered in By the practicing physician, And the humblest lout is ushered out By a certified mortician. And in between, they find their foyers Alive with summonses from lawyers.”
Ogden Nash Quote: “If you are really Master of your Fate, it shouldn’t make any difference to you whether Cleopatra or the Bearded Lady is your mate.”
Ogden Nash Quote: “I claim there ain’t Another Saint as great as Valentine.”
Ogden Nash Quote: “Commitments the voters don’t know about can’t hurt you.”
Ogden Nash Quote: “A lady wants to be dressed exactly like everybody else but she gets pretty up- set if she sees anybody else dressed exactly like her.”
Ogden Nash Quote: “I myself am more and more inclined to agree with Omar and Satchel Paige as I grow older: Don’t try to rewrite what the moving finger has writ, and don’t ever look over your shoulder.”
Ogden Nash Quote: “I think remorse ought to stop biting the consciences that feed it.”
Ogden Nash Quote: “Stuyvesant chats with Kelly and Katz, The professor warms to the broker, And life is good in the brotherhood Of an air-conditioned smoker.”
Ogden Nash Quote: “And you stagger down to break your fast. Greasy bacon and lacquered eggs And coffee composed of frigid dregs.”
Ogden Nash Quote: “I don’t care how unkind the things people say about me so long as they don’t say them to my face.”
Ogden Nash Quote: “The further through life I drift the more obvious it becomes that I am lacking in thrift.”
Ogden Nash Quote: “I do not like to get the news, because there has never been an era when so many things were going so right for so many of the wrong persons.”
Ogden Nash Quote: “Remorse is a violent dyspepsia of the mind, But it is very difficult to treat because it cannot even be defined, Because everything is not gold that glisters and everything is not a tear that glistens, And one man’s remorse is another man’s reminiscence.”
Ogden Nash Quote: “Middle-aged life is merry, and I love to lead it.”
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