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“The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.”

— Will Rogers

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Will Rogers Quote: “The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.”

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“The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.”

— Will Rogers

Will Rogers Quote: “The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.”

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Will Rogers Quote: “The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.”

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Will Rogers Quote: “The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.”

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Will Rogers Quote: “The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.”

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Will Rogers Quote: “The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.”

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Will Rogers Quote: “The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.”

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Will Rogers Quote: “The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.”

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Will Rogers Quote: “The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.”

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Will Rogers Quote: “The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.”

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Will Rogers Quote: “The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.”

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3. “You never get a second chance to make a first impression.”

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4. “Don’t let yesterday use up too much of today.”

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5. “Too many people spend money they haven’t earned to buy things they don’t want to impress people they don’t like.”

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6. “If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.”

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7. “A man only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association with smarter people.”

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8. “When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.”

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9. “A vision without a plan is just a hallucination.”

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10. “If you want to be successful, it’s just this simple. Know what you are doing. Love what you are doing. And believe in what you are doing.”

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11. “The way to make money in the stock market is to buy a stock. Then, when it goes up, sell it. If it’s not going to go up, don’t buy it!”

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12. “Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.”

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13. “A successful outcome shows what hard work, perseverance and taking advantage of your opportunities will do for you.”

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14. “Real estate is the best investment in the world because it is the only thing they’re not making any more.”

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15. “It takes a lifetime to build a good reputation, but you can lose it in a minute.”

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16. “Make crime pay. Become a lawyer.”

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17. “Lead your life so you wouldn’t be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the town gossip. ”

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18. “Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don’t have for something they don’t need.”

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19. “Even if you’re on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there. Opportunity rarely knocks on your door. Knock rather on opportunity’s door if you ardently wish to enter.”

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20. “I know worrying works, because none of the stuff I worried about ever happened.”

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21. “Don’t wait to buy land, Buy land and wait. Find out where the people are going and buy the land before they get there.”

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22. “If you are trying to get out of the hole, stop digging.”

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23. “A stranger is just a friend I haven’t met yet.”

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24. “There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.”

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25. “Some people try to turn back their odometers. Not me, I want people to know “why” I look this way. I’ve traveled a long way and some of the roads weren’t paved.”

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26. “If you don’t like the weather in Oklahoma, wait a minute and it’ll change.”

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27. “There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither works.”

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28. “America is a land of opportunity, and don’t you ever forget it.”

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29. “Just because it’s common sense, doesn’t mean it’s common practice.”

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30. “Don’t wait to buy land, buy land and wait.”

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31. “I’m not so much interested in the return ON my money as I am in the return OF my money.”

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32. “Worrying is like paying on a debt that may never come due.”

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33. “The best way out of a difficulty is through it.”

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34. “Never miss a chance to shut up.”

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35. “Invest in inflation. It is the only thing going up.”

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36. “People’s minds are changed through observation and not through argument.”

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37. “The worst thing that happens to you may be the best thing for you if you don’t let it get the best of you.”

— Will Rogers

38. “It is not the return on my investment that I am concerned about; it’s the return of my investment.”

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39. “Never slap a man who’s chewing tobacco. Never kick a cow chip on a hot day. Never miss a good chance to shut up.”

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40. “Everything is funny, as long as it’s happening to somebody else.”

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41. “In time of crisis people want to know that you care, more than they care what you know.”

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42. “What the country needs is dirtier fingernails and cleaner minds.”

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43. “Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.”

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44. “Long ago when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was called witchcraft. Today it’s called golf.”

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45. “Under capitalism man exploits man; under socialism the reverse is true.”

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46. “You know you’ve got to exercise your brain just like your muscles.”

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47. “We can’t all be heroes, because somebody has to sit on the curb and applaud when they go by.”

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48. “When you find yourself in a hole, quit digging.”

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