Will Rogers Quotes

1. “Even if you are on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there.”

— Will Rogers

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2. “The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces.”

— Will Rogers

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3. “You never get a second chance to make a first impression.”

— Will Rogers

4. “Don’t let yesterday use up too much of today.”

— Will Rogers

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5. “Too many people spend money they haven’t earned to buy things they don’t want to impress people they don’t like.”

— Will Rogers

6. “A man only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association with smarter people.”

— Will Rogers

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7. “If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.”

— Will Rogers

8. “When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.”

— Will Rogers

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9. “A vision, without a plan, is just a hallucination.”

— Will Rogers

10. “The way to make money in the stock market is to buy a stock. Then, when it goes up, sell it. If it’s not going to go up, don’t buy it!”

— Will Rogers

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11. “If you want to be successful, it’s just this simple. Know what you are doing. Love what you are doing. And believe in what you are doing.”

— Will Rogers

12. “Real estate is the best investment in the world because it is the only thing they’re not making any more.”

— Will Rogers

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13. “Make crime pay. Become a lawyer.”

— Will Rogers

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14. “A successful outcome shows what hard work, perseverance and taking advantage of your opportunities will do for you.”

— Will Rogers

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15. “Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don’t have for something they don’t need.”

— Will Rogers

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16. “Lead your life so you wouldn’t be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the town gossip. ”

— Will Rogers

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17. “Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.”

— Will Rogers

18. “It takes a lifetime to build a good reputation, but you can lose it in a minute.”

— Will Rogers

19. “If you are trying to get out of the hole, stop digging.”

— Will Rogers

20. “Even if you’re on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there. Opportunity rarely knocks on your door. Knock rather on opportunity’s door if you ardently wish to enter.”

— Will Rogers

21. “I know worrying works, because none of the stuff I worried about ever happened.”

— Will Rogers

22. “If you don’t like the weather in Oklahoma, wait a minute and it’ll change.”

— Will Rogers

23. “America is a land of opportunity and don’t ever forget it.”

— Will Rogers

24. “Don’t wait to buy land, buy land and wait.”

— Will Rogers

25. “A stranger is just a friend I haven’t met yet.”

— Will Rogers

26. “Some people try to turn back their odometers. Not me, I want people to know “why” I look this way. I’ve traveled a long way and some of the roads weren’t paved.”

— Will Rogers

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27. “Just because it’s common sense, doesn’t mean it’s common practice.”

— Will Rogers

28. “There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.”

— Will Rogers

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29. “Worrying is like paying on a debt that may never come due.”

— Will Rogers

30. “There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither works.”

— Will Rogers

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31. “Don’t wait to buy land, Buy land and wait. Find out where the people are going and buy the land before they get there.”

— Will Rogers

32. “The best way out of a difficulty is through it.”

— Will Rogers

33. “People’s minds are changed through observation and not through argument.”

— Will Rogers

34. “The worst thing that happens to you may be the best thing for you if you don’t let it get the best of you.”

— Will Rogers

35. “The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.”

— Will Rogers

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36. “Never slap a man who’s chewing tobacco. Never kick a cow chip on a hot day. Never miss a good chance to shut up.”

— Will Rogers

37. “Long ago when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was called witchcraft. Today it’s called golf.”

— Will Rogers

38. “Everything is funny, as long as it’s happening to somebody else.”

— Will Rogers

39. “Invest in inflation. It is the only thing going up.”

— Will Rogers

40. “Never miss a chance to shut up.”

— Will Rogers

41. “Everyone is a self-made man. Only the successful admit it.”

— Will Rogers

42. “What the country needs is dirtier fingernails and cleaner minds.”

— Will Rogers

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43. “Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.”

— Will Rogers

44. “It is not the return on my investment that I am concerned about; it’s the return of my investment.”

— Will Rogers

45. “In time of crisis people want to know that you care, more than they care what you know.”

— Will Rogers

46. “Under capitalism man exploits man; under socialism the reverse is true.”

— Will Rogers

47. “You know you’ve got to exercise your brain just like your muscles.”

— Will Rogers

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48. “With Congress, every time they make a joke it’s a law, and every time they make a law it’s a joke.”

— Will Rogers

49. “We can’t all be heroes, because somebody has to sit on the curb and applaud when they go by.”

— Will Rogers

50. “The taxpayers are sending congressmen on expensive trips abroad. It might be worth it except they keep coming back.”

— Will Rogers