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Sarah Silverman Quote: “Why would I become involved with something that doesn’t include everyone? If you’re getting married today, it’s the equivalent of joining a country club that doesn’t allow blacks or Jews.”

151. “Why would I become involved with something that doesn’t include everyone? If you’re getting married today, it’s the equivalent of joining a country club that doesn’t allow blacks or Jews.”

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Sarah Silverman Quote: “That’s not to say that I don’t find anything offensive.”

152. “That’s not to say that I don’t find anything offensive.”

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Sarah Silverman Quote: “I’m always in those tabloids where they show who’s badly dressed. It’s funny, because each time I’m getting my picture taken, I’m thinking, This is a nice outfit.”

153. “I’m always in those tabloids where they show who’s badly dressed. It’s funny, because each time I’m getting my picture taken, I’m thinking, This is a nice outfit.”

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Sarah Silverman Quote: “And then before going back for my sophomore year, I decided to change my major to arts and sciences, and my dad cut a deal with me: He said if I’d quit school he’d pay my rent for the next three years, as if I were in school.”

154. “And then before going back for my sophomore year, I decided to change my major to arts and sciences, and my dad cut a deal with me: He said if I’d quit school he’d pay my rent for the next three years, as if I were in school.”

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Sarah Silverman Quote: “I have a ton of Holocaust stuff, and some of it is really hard core.”

155. “I have a ton of Holocaust stuff, and some of it is really hard core.”

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Sarah Silverman Quote: “There are so many great comedies, right now. I like how comedies are really mixing. They’re not just one thing. It can be very moving and dramatic, and yet hilarious.”

156. “There are so many great comedies, right now. I like how comedies are really mixing. They’re not just one thing. It can be very moving and dramatic, and yet hilarious.”

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Sarah Silverman Quote: “I am diagnosed with not having enough insanely-addictive drugs coursing through my body.”

157. “I am diagnosed with not having enough insanely-addictive drugs coursing through my body.”

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Sarah Silverman Quote: “I had a lot of depression as a kid.”

158. “I had a lot of depression as a kid.”

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Sarah Silverman Quote: “I just think of myself as a comedian, really.”

159. “I just think of myself as a comedian, really.”

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Sarah Silverman Quote: “I’m so much more famous than I am financially successful. I mean, I live in a three-room apartment. I mostly make free videos on my couch. But I am fine.”

160. “I’m so much more famous than I am financially successful. I mean, I live in a three-room apartment. I mostly make free videos on my couch. But I am fine.”

— Sarah Silverman

Sarah Silverman Quote: “I think that whenever a Jew has any kind of notoriety, good or bad, the Jews find it to be good.”

161. “I think that whenever a Jew has any kind of notoriety, good or bad, the Jews find it to be good.”

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Sarah Silverman Quote: “You’re supposed to have friends you can tell anything to.”

162. “You’re supposed to have friends you can tell anything to.”

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Sarah Silverman Quote: “It feels weird in our ear holes to hear people worshipping a guy named Ron. We know Rons in our life.”

163. “It feels weird in our ear holes to hear people worshipping a guy named Ron. We know Rons in our life.”

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Sarah Silverman Quote: “I’m all sentimental. I’ve probably been ruined by romantic movies, but I really do believe in love. I’ve experienced it, I’ve had it, so I know it’s real.”

164. “I’m all sentimental. I’ve probably been ruined by romantic movies, but I really do believe in love. I’ve experienced it, I’ve had it, so I know it’s real.”

— Sarah Silverman

Sarah Silverman Quote: “I’m personally not into a guy who wears pedal pushers and a necklace.”

165. “I’m personally not into a guy who wears pedal pushers and a necklace.”

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Sarah Silverman Quote: “I don’t like people whose job it isn’t to be funny, to tell me what is and isn’t funny.”

166. “I don’t like people whose job it isn’t to be funny, to tell me what is and isn’t funny.”

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Sarah Silverman Quote: “When you’re a comic, it’s like being born gay. It’s what you want to do every night when your other friends are out at night going to parties.”

167. “When you’re a comic, it’s like being born gay. It’s what you want to do every night when your other friends are out at night going to parties.”

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Sarah Silverman Quote: “I looked up at this train car full of strangers, and my heart soared. In New Hampshire, I’d always felt like a goat among sheep; until I got to New York it had never occurred to me that there could be a place filled with other goats.”

168. “I looked up at this train car full of strangers, and my heart soared. In New Hampshire, I’d always felt like a goat among sheep; until I got to New York it had never occurred to me that there could be a place filled with other goats.”

— Sarah Silverman

Sarah Silverman Quote: “I started out in clubs, and I’ve always liked clubs. I like theaters because people are there for the show.”

169. “I started out in clubs, and I’ve always liked clubs. I like theaters because people are there for the show.”

— Sarah Silverman

Sarah Silverman Quote: “I’ve always had dreams. When I was little, I’d go to sleep with my head on my hands, which were in fists like I was looking through a camera. I felt like sleep was the movies – just drifting off to the movies.”

170. “I’ve always had dreams. When I was little, I’d go to sleep with my head on my hands, which were in fists like I was looking through a camera. I felt like sleep was the movies – just drifting off to the movies.”

— Sarah Silverman

Sarah Silverman Quote: “I don’t think half my stuff would be funny if the audience didn’t feel at least a little bit safe that it’s not how I truly feel.”

171. “I don’t think half my stuff would be funny if the audience didn’t feel at least a little bit safe that it’s not how I truly feel.”

— Sarah Silverman

Sarah Silverman Quote: “I’d love to do drama if it was interesting.”

172. “I’d love to do drama if it was interesting.”

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Sarah Silverman Quote: “Make It a Treat” is similar in spirit to “everything in moderation,” but still very distinct. “Moderation” suggests a regular, low-level intake of something. MIAT asks for more austerity; it encourages you to keep the special things in life special. I apply this rule in a variety of ways. For instance, I wear makeup and high heels on special occasions. But if I dressed up all the time, it would become ordinary, and I would receive fewer compliments.”

173. “Make It a Treat” is similar in spirit to “everything in moderation,” but still very distinct. “Moderation” suggests a regular, low-level intake of something. MIAT asks for more austerity; it encourages you to keep the special things in life special. I apply this rule in a variety of ways. For instance, I wear makeup and high heels on special occasions. But if I dressed up all the time, it would become ordinary, and I would receive fewer compliments.”

— Sarah Silverman

Sarah Silverman Quote: “One thing I learned over the years since then is that the hours you work on a show are directly related to the happiness of the head writer’s marriage.”

174. “One thing I learned over the years since then is that the hours you work on a show are directly related to the happiness of the head writer’s marriage.”

— Sarah Silverman

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