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Top 20 Tig Notaro Quotes (2025 Update)

Tig Notaro Quote: “I’m the luckiest unlucky person.”

1. “I’m the luckiest unlucky person.”

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Tig Notaro Quote: “It’s not the child’s responsibility to teach the parent who they are. It’s the parent’s responsibility to learn who the child is.”

2. “It’s not the child’s responsibility to teach the parent who they are. It’s the parent’s responsibility to learn who the child is.”

Tig Notaro Quote: “I start crying when certain things come up, certain memories, certain feelings, and it’s intense. But I think it’s good for me – and therapeutic.”

3. “I start crying when certain things come up, certain memories, certain feelings, and it’s intense. But I think it’s good for me – and therapeutic.”

Tig Notaro Quote: “My age makes all my wrinkles and gray hair make sense.”

4. “My age makes all my wrinkles and gray hair make sense.”

Tig Notaro Quote: “Not many people have had as much bad luck as I have, but not many people have had as much good luck, either.”

5. “Not many people have had as much bad luck as I have, but not many people have had as much good luck, either.”

Tig Notaro Quote: “The best gift you can give anyone is a well-lived life of your own.”

6. “The best gift you can give anyone is a well-lived life of your own.”

Tig Notaro Quote: “I was talking and playing pranks and skipping school, failing pretty much every class I took.”

7. “I was talking and playing pranks and skipping school, failing pretty much every class I took.”

Tig Notaro Quote: “I am just at tragedy right now.”

8. “I am just at tragedy right now.”

Tig Notaro Quote: “When I couldn’t get ahold of cigarettes, I’d roll coffee grounds into typing paper and smoke that and then vomit.”

9. “When I couldn’t get ahold of cigarettes, I’d roll coffee grounds into typing paper and smoke that and then vomit.”

Tig Notaro Quote: “When anything huge happens to me, I always think, this isn’t my moment, this is a moment.”

10. “When anything huge happens to me, I always think, this isn’t my moment, this is a moment.”

Tig Notaro Quote: “I didn’t have an interest in school at all and was getting in trouble all the time.”

11. “I didn’t have an interest in school at all and was getting in trouble all the time.”

Tig Notaro Quote: “I was really into music. I started playing guitar also when I was nine. I wanted to be in the Beatles, even though John Lennon died the year I got a guitar and the Beatles broke up before I was born.”

12. “I was really into music. I started playing guitar also when I was nine. I wanted to be in the Beatles, even though John Lennon died the year I got a guitar and the Beatles broke up before I was born.”

Tig Notaro Quote: “I worked at restaurants and coffee shops and babysitting and just whatever I could do to make money.”

13. “I worked at restaurants and coffee shops and babysitting and just whatever I could do to make money.”

Tig Notaro Quote: “I’m always going to do whatever I think is funniest. If something’s dark, I’ll do it. If it’s a sock puppet, if it’s a stool, I’ll do it.”

14. “I’m always going to do whatever I think is funniest. If something’s dark, I’ll do it. If it’s a sock puppet, if it’s a stool, I’ll do it.”

Tig Notaro Quote: “Maybe we had all missed some ambiguous window of time when we could have salvaged some hope for a real connection.”

15. “Maybe we had all missed some ambiguous window of time when we could have salvaged some hope for a real connection.”

Tig Notaro Quote: “When you think you have all the time in the world, hanging up on a loved one seems fine, something to fix later.”

16. “When you think you have all the time in the world, hanging up on a loved one seems fine, something to fix later.”

Tig Notaro Quote: “When I marveled over our compatibility and how easy things were with us, she said she believed that it was true that I loved and cared for her, and she tried always to assume that nothing I said or did was intentionally done to hurt her.”

17. “When I marveled over our compatibility and how easy things were with us, she said she believed that it was true that I loved and cared for her, and she tried always to assume that nothing I said or did was intentionally done to hurt her.”

Tig Notaro Quote: “While you’re alive, you should feel alive. I thought about how tomorrow or a week from now, or whatever date people tell themselves is the big day – a party, an award show, a holiday – is no more important than the event of today. I thought: “Every day is the day.”

18. “While you’re alive, you should feel alive. I thought about how tomorrow or a week from now, or whatever date people tell themselves is the big day – a party, an award show, a holiday – is no more important than the event of today. I thought: “Every day is the day.”

Tig Notaro Quote: “The other scary beauty of life, which I probably should have expected to discover in all of this, was how heightened circumstances, such as overlapping tragedy and success, sharpen your vision and shorten your patience for baloney and hogwash.”

19. “The other scary beauty of life, which I probably should have expected to discover in all of this, was how heightened circumstances, such as overlapping tragedy and success, sharpen your vision and shorten your patience for baloney and hogwash.”

Tig Notaro Quote: “For the first time, it occurred to me that our mother had birthed for each of us a buddy for life; that even with all the baggage and boundaries that come tangled with adulthood, we would simply always be defenseless children to each other. Delivering.”

20. “For the first time, it occurred to me that our mother had birthed for each of us a buddy for life; that even with all the baggage and boundaries that come tangled with adulthood, we would simply always be defenseless children to each other. Delivering.”

Tig Notaro Quote: “People have such a strong urge to make their mark here on earth, the final one being their tombstone.”

21. “People have such a strong urge to make their mark here on earth, the final one being their tombstone.”

Tig Notaro Quote: “They were my closest friends and were pursuing their dreams of working in film and television, and I was pursuing my dream of someday having a dream.”

22. “They were my closest friends and were pursuing their dreams of working in film and television, and I was pursuing my dream of someday having a dream.”

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