Humor Quotes

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Humor Quotes: “Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.” — Groucho Marx


Humor Quotes: “Nothing is stronger than habit.” — Ovid

Humor Quotes: “Action without thought is mindlessness, and thought without action is hypocritical.” — Ayn Rand

Humor Quotes: “The best ideas come as jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible.” — David Ogilvy

Humor Quotes: “Procrastination is not the problem. It is the solution. Procrastinate now, don’t put it off.” — Ellen DeGeneres


Humor Quotes: “A cigarette is a pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool at the other.” — George Bernard Shaw

Humor Quotes: “Go on, prove me wrong. Destroy the fabric of the universe. See if I care.” — Terry Pratchett

Humor Quotes: “Of course I don’t look busy, I did it right the first time.” — Scott Adams

Humor Quotes: “I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and intellect has intended us to forego their use.” — Galileo Galilei

Humor Quotes: “The problem with the world is that the intelligent people are full of doubts, while the stupid ones are full of confidence.” — Charles Bukowski


Humor Quotes: “Do what you do best, and outsource the rest.” — Peter F. Drucker

Humor Quotes: “Cocaine is God’s way of telling you you are making too much money.” — Robin Williams

Humor Quotes: “Oh sorry, I was taking life seriously.” — Bill Hicks

Humor Quotes: “So that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who knew neither victory nor defeat.” — Theodore Roosevelt

Humor Quotes: “Only dumb people try to impress smart people. Smart people just do what they do.” — Chris Rock

Humor Quotes: “If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will achieve, its full potential, that word would be ‘meetings.’” — Dave Barry

Humor Quotes: “Make crime pay. Become a lawyer.” — Will Rogers

Humor Quotes: “If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.” — Steven Wright

Humor Quotes: “When it is a question of money, everybody is of the same religion.” — Voltaire

Humor Quotes: “Before you criticize a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you do criticize him, you’ll be a mile away and have his shoes.” — Steve Martin

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