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Top 350 Chris Colfer Quotes (2026 Update)
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Chris Colfer Quote: “Think about the night your father died!”

301. “Think about the night your father died!”

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Chris Colfer Quote: “It’s an honor to meet you,” Auburn Sally told them. “You have very crafty children.” “Tell me about it,” Charlotte said.”

302. “It’s an honor to meet you,” Auburn Sally told them. “You have very crafty children.” “Tell me about it,” Charlotte said.”

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Chris Colfer Quote: “You know things are dull when the dead start wondering off.”

303. “You know things are dull when the dead start wondering off.”

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Chris Colfer Quote: “How do we get there?” Auburn Sally asked. “I hope it’s not by sailing in circles to the left.”

304. “How do we get there?” Auburn Sally asked. “I hope it’s not by sailing in circles to the left.”

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Chris Colfer Quote: “The tigers on the ground dropped their jaws in unison. They had never seen their lunch float away in a giant balloon before.”

305. “The tigers on the ground dropped their jaws in unison. They had never seen their lunch float away in a giant balloon before.”

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Chris Colfer Quote: “Paper came from trees, cars ran on gasoline, and caffeine was legal. It was practically the Dark Ages.”

306. “Paper came from trees, cars ran on gasoline, and caffeine was legal. It was practically the Dark Ages.”

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Chris Colfer Quote: “The dream came true,” Grandma said. “And it had nothing to do with us. After years and years of being inspired by other dreamers, that person made their own dream come true and probably inspired countless others to do the same. We wouldn’t want to want to live in a world where no one believed in themselves enough to make their own dreams come true.”

307. “The dream came true,” Grandma said. “And it had nothing to do with us. After years and years of being inspired by other dreamers, that person made their own dream come true and probably inspired countless others to do the same. We wouldn’t want to want to live in a world where no one believed in themselves enough to make their own dreams come true.”

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Chris Colfer Quote: “A very wise man once told me that ‘courage is what makes a superhero super,’” Conner said. “He never said anything about succeeding.”

308. “A very wise man once told me that ‘courage is what makes a superhero super,’” Conner said. “He never said anything about succeeding.”

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Chris Colfer Quote: “Conner gave Alex a dirty look.”

309. “Conner gave Alex a dirty look.”

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Chris Colfer Quote: “Is that the giant’s castle?” Alex asked. “I’m assuming,” Conner said. “Unless Mary Poppins moved into the neighborhood.”

310. “Is that the giant’s castle?” Alex asked. “I’m assuming,” Conner said. “Unless Mary Poppins moved into the neighborhood.”

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Chris Colfer Quote: “There’s so much to be happy about, but lately, my mind only focuses on the bad stuff. There’s a voice in my head that constantly reminds me of my failures and gives me reasons to fear the future. Every effort feels pointless, every accomplishment feels temporary, and every bump in the road feels like the end of the world. No matter what I do, I can’t get it to stop. I’m worried I’m going to be miserable forever!”

311. “There’s so much to be happy about, but lately, my mind only focuses on the bad stuff. There’s a voice in my head that constantly reminds me of my failures and gives me reasons to fear the future. Every effort feels pointless, every accomplishment feels temporary, and every bump in the road feels like the end of the world. No matter what I do, I can’t get it to stop. I’m worried I’m going to be miserable forever!”

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Chris Colfer Quote: “The Rosary Chicken hadn’t moved from the deck of the Dolly Llama since the battle began, but as she watched the helpless fairy fall to her death, the chicken knew this was her moment to contribute. The Rosary Chicken plunged toward the jar, but just as she clutched the jar’s handle with her beak, the chicken suddenly remembered she couldn’t fly!”

312. “The Rosary Chicken hadn’t moved from the deck of the Dolly Llama since the battle began, but as she watched the helpless fairy fall to her death, the chicken knew this was her moment to contribute. The Rosary Chicken plunged toward the jar, but just as she clutched the jar’s handle with her beak, the chicken suddenly remembered she couldn’t fly!”

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Chris Colfer Quote: “She wasn’t going to waste any more time living in fear. She wasn’t going to spend another ounce of energy worrying. She was done with waiting and hoping.”

313. “She wasn’t going to waste any more time living in fear. She wasn’t going to spend another ounce of energy worrying. She was done with waiting and hoping.”

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Chris Colfer Quote: “I’ve got a sixth sense for danger.”

314. “I’ve got a sixth sense for danger.”

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Chris Colfer Quote: “It’s very important a monarch never reveal a pebble in their shoe, for their enemies may turn it into a boulder!”

315. “It’s very important a monarch never reveal a pebble in their shoe, for their enemies may turn it into a boulder!”

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Chris Colfer Quote: “Patience is for peasants!” the queen yelled. “Instant gratification is the only gratification for the powerful!”

316. “Patience is for peasants!” the queen yelled. “Instant gratification is the only gratification for the powerful!”

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Chris Colfer Quote: “Mothers get trained in how to deliver their children, how to care for and nurture them, how to develop their motor skills and self-esteem – but no one trains you in how to stop worrying about them!”

317. “Mothers get trained in how to deliver their children, how to care for and nurture them, how to develop their motor skills and self-esteem – but no one trains you in how to stop worrying about them!”

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Chris Colfer Quote: “I don’t want to be inconvenienced in exchange for happiness!”

318. “I don’t want to be inconvenienced in exchange for happiness!”

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Chris Colfer Quote: “Everyone remain calm,” Lucy whispered to her frightened classmates. “Trolls are incredibly stupid creatures – they’ve got sight like eyeless skunks, and hearing like earless rabbits. If we stay still and silent, they won’t even know we’re here.” The students and apprentices followed Lucy’s advice and stood as still as possible. “Actually, our vision is perfect and our hearing is flawless,” the chief growled. “Dang it,” Lucy muttered. “I was thinking of gophers.”

319. “Everyone remain calm,” Lucy whispered to her frightened classmates. “Trolls are incredibly stupid creatures – they’ve got sight like eyeless skunks, and hearing like earless rabbits. If we stay still and silent, they won’t even know we’re here.” The students and apprentices followed Lucy’s advice and stood as still as possible. “Actually, our vision is perfect and our hearing is flawless,” the chief growled. “Dang it,” Lucy muttered. “I was thinking of gophers.”

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Chris Colfer Quote: “The girls dashed to the exit, but as soon as they reached the double doors, they came to an abrupt halt – the library was surrounded by the Army of the Dead! Brystal and Lucy were trapped! Once the girls were spotted, the dead soldiers charged inside.”

320. “The girls dashed to the exit, but as soon as they reached the double doors, they came to an abrupt halt – the library was surrounded by the Army of the Dead! Brystal and Lucy were trapped! Once the girls were spotted, the dead soldiers charged inside.”

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Chris Colfer Quote: “As their friends fought the gingerbread soldiers, Jack and Goldilocks saw Rat Mary and Hero on the other side of the lawn. The couple moved through the soldiers in the direction of their son, slicing through them as if they were overgrown weeds. Bree seemed to be enjoying the fight; she giggled as she swung the licorice whip around her like a lion tamer.”

321. “As their friends fought the gingerbread soldiers, Jack and Goldilocks saw Rat Mary and Hero on the other side of the lawn. The couple moved through the soldiers in the direction of their son, slicing through them as if they were overgrown weeds. Bree seemed to be enjoying the fight; she giggled as she swung the licorice whip around her like a lion tamer.”

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Chris Colfer Quote: “Explorers are quick to claim the places they find, but they don’t.”

322. “Explorers are quick to claim the places they find, but they don’t.”

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Chris Colfer Quote: “Mother Goose was confused. She was trying to convince Arthur to get over Alex and move on with his life, not to get over his life and move on with Alex. She had no idea how her advice could have backfired so easily.”

323. “Mother Goose was confused. She was trying to convince Arthur to get over Alex and move on with his life, not to get over his life and move on with Alex. She had no idea how her advice could have backfired so easily.”

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Chris Colfer Quote: “I can’t believe my little boy is going to be a Deputy Justice,” Mrs. Evergreen said through happy tears. “It feels like only yesterday you were wearing my long shirts and sentencing your toys to hard labor in the backyard. My, how time flies!” “I am so proud of you, son,” Justice Evergreen said.”

324. “I can’t believe my little boy is going to be a Deputy Justice,” Mrs. Evergreen said through happy tears. “It feels like only yesterday you were wearing my long shirts and sentencing your toys to hard labor in the backyard. My, how time flies!” “I am so proud of you, son,” Justice Evergreen said.”

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Chris Colfer Quote: “In truth, the leaders were delighted their people had something besides government to direct their anger toward.”

325. “In truth, the leaders were delighted their people had something besides government to direct their anger toward.”

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Chris Colfer Quote: “Two hundred years,” Conner said. “Everyone you know and love is dead.” “What?”

326. “Two hundred years,” Conner said. “Everyone you know and love is dead.” “What?”

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Chris Colfer Quote: “Her ego was out of control! It blinded her judgement, making her vulnerable in ways she didn’t think were possible. In the end, a couple of snarky comments from a teenage girl defeated her. I saw it happen! Sticks and stones didn’t break her bones. It was words that hurt her!”

327. “Her ego was out of control! It blinded her judgement, making her vulnerable in ways she didn’t think were possible. In the end, a couple of snarky comments from a teenage girl defeated her. I saw it happen! Sticks and stones didn’t break her bones. It was words that hurt her!”

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Chris Colfer Quote: “We did not get along at first,” Dr. Mitchell said. “She pushed me harder than anyone ever had. She gave me extra homework and made me stay after school and read aloud to her. At one point, I was so tired of the special treatment, I threatened to graffiti her house if it didn’t stop. The next day she handed me a can of spray paint and a card with her address and said, “Whatever you write, just make sure it’s spelled correctly.”

328. “We did not get along at first,” Dr. Mitchell said. “She pushed me harder than anyone ever had. She gave me extra homework and made me stay after school and read aloud to her. At one point, I was so tired of the special treatment, I threatened to graffiti her house if it didn’t stop. The next day she handed me a can of spray paint and a card with her address and said, “Whatever you write, just make sure it’s spelled correctly.”

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Chris Colfer Quote: “I’ll be right back,” Bolt said. “I’ve got some monkey business to take care of!” His brothers and sister groaned. “Annnnnd you lost me,” Blaze said. “Less is more,” Morph said.”

329. “I’ll be right back,” Bolt said. “I’ve got some monkey business to take care of!” His brothers and sister groaned. “Annnnnd you lost me,” Blaze said. “Less is more,” Morph said.”

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Chris Colfer Quote: “And I don’t know about you, but I’m tired of letting people use my emotions to control me. So from now on, we’re going to starve whatever misery they try to cause us. We’re going to fight loneliness with friendship, we’re going to fight anger with gratitude, and we’re going to fight fear with hope. Because as long as we keep fighting, and as long as we keep our hope alive- the Brotherhood won’t stand a chance.”

330. “And I don’t know about you, but I’m tired of letting people use my emotions to control me. So from now on, we’re going to starve whatever misery they try to cause us. We’re going to fight loneliness with friendship, we’re going to fight anger with gratitude, and we’re going to fight fear with hope. Because as long as we keep fighting, and as long as we keep our hope alive- the Brotherhood won’t stand a chance.”

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Chris Colfer Quote: “Fascinating, isn’t it? I believe the most extraordinary ideas come from children,” the queen said. “If only we all could be so perceptive, we would find the simplest solutions to the greatest problems are right under our noses.”

331. “Fascinating, isn’t it? I believe the most extraordinary ideas come from children,” the queen said. “If only we all could be so perceptive, we would find the simplest solutions to the greatest problems are right under our noses.”

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Chris Colfer Quote: “I never meant to write a romance,” Conner said. “I just thought Jack and Goldilocks had a really cool story. Everyone wants to be a hero, but Jack gave it up to be with the person he loved. He didn’t care what people thought of him – Goldilocks was more important to him than his reputation. It takes courage to face a giant, but it takes a true hero to stand up to the world. I guess I wanted to celebrate that by putting it into my own story.”

332. “I never meant to write a romance,” Conner said. “I just thought Jack and Goldilocks had a really cool story. Everyone wants to be a hero, but Jack gave it up to be with the person he loved. He didn’t care what people thought of him – Goldilocks was more important to him than his reputation. It takes courage to face a giant, but it takes a true hero to stand up to the world. I guess I wanted to celebrate that by putting it into my own story.”

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Chris Colfer Quote: “The world has advanced in so many ways, but it’s still so stuck when it comes to people like me. And the world can be a really lonely place when you’re not allowed to love.”

333. “The world has advanced in so many ways, but it’s still so stuck when it comes to people like me. And the world can be a really lonely place when you’re not allowed to love.”

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Chris Colfer Quote: “That is the last time you will ever lay hands on me,” Brystal said. “And don’t you dare address me as daughter. You’re no father of mine.”

334. “That is the last time you will ever lay hands on me,” Brystal said. “And don’t you dare address me as daughter. You’re no father of mine.”

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Chris Colfer Quote: “Mother Goose shrugged. “I have such a way with words, even I’m not sure what I said.”

335. “Mother Goose shrugged. “I have such a way with words, even I’m not sure what I said.”

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Chris Colfer Quote: “Grandma sent you an angel moth from outer space?”

336. “Grandma sent you an angel moth from outer space?”

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Chris Colfer Quote: “She’s not sailing with a full set of sails, is she?” the captain asked.”

337. “She’s not sailing with a full set of sails, is she?” the captain asked.”

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Chris Colfer Quote: “I would rather see my daughter rot in jail than turn her over to the likes of you!” he shouted.”

338. “I would rather see my daughter rot in jail than turn her over to the likes of you!” he shouted.”

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Chris Colfer Quote: “It has ten limbs and three tails,” Alex noted. “That’s thirteen appendages – why would you name it a polycrab? Poly means seven.”

339. “It has ten limbs and three tails,” Alex noted. “That’s thirteen appendages – why would you name it a polycrab? Poly means seven.”

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Chris Colfer Quote: “I had to come up with a good excuse for why you had been gone for two weeks and thought ‘traveling in another dimension’ would probably raise a few eyebrows.”

340. “I had to come up with a good excuse for why you had been gone for two weeks and thought ‘traveling in another dimension’ would probably raise a few eyebrows.”

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Chris Colfer Quote: “Conner and Goldilocks picked up candy cane swords, Jack took a lollipop axe, Bree chose a licorice whip, and although she had no idea what they were, Red selected gummy bear nunchakus.”

341. “Conner and Goldilocks picked up candy cane swords, Jack took a lollipop axe, Bree chose a licorice whip, and although she had no idea what they were, Red selected gummy bear nunchakus.”

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Chris Colfer Quote: “Respectfully, Dr. States, I eat the impossible for breakfast,” Brystal said.”

342. “Respectfully, Dr. States, I eat the impossible for breakfast,” Brystal said.”

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Chris Colfer Quote: “It took me decades to convince my kingdom that potatoes aren’t poisonous – and people still avoid them in the markets!”

343. “It took me decades to convince my kingdom that potatoes aren’t poisonous – and people still avoid them in the markets!”

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Chris Colfer Quote: “Well, do you remember the part when we got shot out of the sky? Do you remember that feeling in the pit of your stomach as the ship plummeted toward the earth at hundreds of miles per hour toward a most certain death? That’s what fatherhood is like.” Froggy gulped. “Lovely.”

344. “Well, do you remember the part when we got shot out of the sky? Do you remember that feeling in the pit of your stomach as the ship plummeted toward the earth at hundreds of miles per hour toward a most certain death? That’s what fatherhood is like.” Froggy gulped. “Lovely.”

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Chris Colfer Quote: “Love is wonderful, magical, and beautiful, but it can also be maddening, damaging, and dangerous,” she said. “It blinds us more than anything. It makes us selfish, it makes us feel like nothing else matters, and it tricks us into thinking the rest of the world doesn’t exist – but it does exist. Whether you’re on the high or low side of love, the world always moves on.”

345. “Love is wonderful, magical, and beautiful, but it can also be maddening, damaging, and dangerous,” she said. “It blinds us more than anything. It makes us selfish, it makes us feel like nothing else matters, and it tricks us into thinking the rest of the world doesn’t exist – but it does exist. Whether you’re on the high or low side of love, the world always moves on.”

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Chris Colfer Quote: “I got this delicious bottle of perfume called Fabreze.”

346. “I got this delicious bottle of perfume called Fabreze.”

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Chris Colfer Quote: “Only in absolute silence could he simply exist and not be reminded of who and what he was, or according to his critics, who and what he wasn’t. But finding a space that wasn’t dominated by the commotion of a television set, the rapid clicks of paparazzi cameras, or the murmuring of a hungry crowd was very rare.”

347. “Only in absolute silence could he simply exist and not be reminded of who and what he was, or according to his critics, who and what he wasn’t. But finding a space that wasn’t dominated by the commotion of a television set, the rapid clicks of paparazzi cameras, or the murmuring of a hungry crowd was very rare.”

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Chris Colfer Quote: “I had to lose it to realize just how valuable it is.”

348. “I had to lose it to realize just how valuable it is.”

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Chris Colfer Quote: “Have your thoughts and feelings been unexplainably negative? Have you been distancing yourself from the people you love? Has every problem seemed impossible to solve? Has your self-confidence been replaced by self-hate and self-scrutiny? Have you convinced yourself that you’re nothing but a failure and that the world would be better off without you?”

349. “Have your thoughts and feelings been unexplainably negative? Have you been distancing yourself from the people you love? Has every problem seemed impossible to solve? Has your self-confidence been replaced by self-hate and self-scrutiny? Have you convinced yourself that you’re nothing but a failure and that the world would be better off without you?”

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Chris Colfer Quote: “Sorry, Conner, I can’t be your girlfriend,” Bree said. All the color drained from Conner’s face, and he did his best not to look disappointed. “That’s-totally-fine-no-worries-I’m-super-okay-with-staying-friends,” he said without pausing between words. “It’s not that I don’t want to,” Bree said. “I just know that as soon as I get home I’m going to be grounded for months. But once I’m free, I’d love to be your girlfriend.”

350. “Sorry, Conner, I can’t be your girlfriend,” Bree said. All the color drained from Conner’s face, and he did his best not to look disappointed. “That’s-totally-fine-no-worries-I’m-super-okay-with-staying-friends,” he said without pausing between words. “It’s not that I don’t want to,” Bree said. “I just know that as soon as I get home I’m going to be grounded for months. But once I’m free, I’d love to be your girlfriend.”

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