Top 200 Dana Gould Quotes (2024 Update)
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Dana Gould Quote: “I like to think of Doritos as emotional packing material to safeguard the feelings I’ve swallowed.”

201. “I like to think of Doritos as emotional packing material to safeguard the feelings I’ve swallowed.”

Dana Gould Quote: “Even if I say, Everyone in the village died of diarrhea, I still laugh a little after diarrhea.”

202. “Even if I say, Everyone in the village died of diarrhea, I still laugh a little after diarrhea.”

Dana Gould Quote: “The best part of living in constant terror is you always have a place to live.”

203. “The best part of living in constant terror is you always have a place to live.”

Dana Gould Quote: “Centuries ago, human beings created marriage. Later, they looked to the sky and dreamt of traveling to the moon. Coincidence?”

204. “Centuries ago, human beings created marriage. Later, they looked to the sky and dreamt of traveling to the moon. Coincidence?”

Dana Gould Quote: “When I was in high school, girls made fun of me for liking vampire movies. Now, I’d be their king. Time machine, where are you?”

205. “When I was in high school, girls made fun of me for liking vampire movies. Now, I’d be their king. Time machine, where are you?”

Dana Gould Quote: “I don’t really like myself, but I’m way into me, physically.”

206. “I don’t really like myself, but I’m way into me, physically.”

Dana Gould Quote: “I like to think of murder-suicide as extreme multitasking.”

207. “I like to think of murder-suicide as extreme multitasking.”

Dana Gould Quote: “I love it when dogs yawn. Especially when it’s in the middle of another dog’s speech.”

208. “I love it when dogs yawn. Especially when it’s in the middle of another dog’s speech.”

Dana Gould Quote: “In a world of war, pain and suffering, all I want for Christmas is an underwater watch and a silver clutch rod for my dirt bike.”

209. “In a world of war, pain and suffering, all I want for Christmas is an underwater watch and a silver clutch rod for my dirt bike.”

Dana Gould Quote: “The magazine at the health food store said, Stop Aging! Isn’t that what death is for? Trust me, we’re all gonna stop aging...”

210. “The magazine at the health food store said, Stop Aging! Isn’t that what death is for? Trust me, we’re all gonna stop aging...”

Dana Gould Quote: “Although I love the taste of Nutrageous bars, I am nutraged at their new, high price.”

211. “Although I love the taste of Nutrageous bars, I am nutraged at their new, high price.”

Dana Gould Quote: “The gun legislation was doomed the minute it became associated with the words common sense.”

212. “The gun legislation was doomed the minute it became associated with the words common sense.”

Dana Gould Quote: “As anyone who’s ever adopted a dog will tell you, there’s always the fear that one day the birth parents will come scratching at the door...”

213. “As anyone who’s ever adopted a dog will tell you, there’s always the fear that one day the birth parents will come scratching at the door...”

Dana Gould Quote: “Gorillas would be less scary with bunny ears. Actually, what isn’t less scary with bunny ears? Osama Bin Laden with bunny ears. Ha! So cute.”

214. “Gorillas would be less scary with bunny ears. Actually, what isn’t less scary with bunny ears? Osama Bin Laden with bunny ears. Ha! So cute.”

Dana Gould Quote: “Dogs – putting the lie to the age-old saying, I could never love anyone who ate a diaper.”

215. “Dogs – putting the lie to the age-old saying, I could never love anyone who ate a diaper.”

Dana Gould Quote: “I wanted to be a comedian. I wanted to meet waitresses and felt that being a comedian was my best way to go about it and I was right.”

216. “I wanted to be a comedian. I wanted to meet waitresses and felt that being a comedian was my best way to go about it and I was right.”

Dana Gould Quote: “That which does not kill you isn’t finished.”

217. “That which does not kill you isn’t finished.”

Dana Gould Quote: “The average permanent lasts about four months.”

218. “The average permanent lasts about four months.”

Dana Gould Quote: “In the midst of all the candy and commercialism, let’s not lose sight of the true meaning of Halloween: tree worship and animal sacrifice.”

219. “In the midst of all the candy and commercialism, let’s not lose sight of the true meaning of Halloween: tree worship and animal sacrifice.”

Dana Gould Quote: “For men there are costumes like fireman, policeman and vampire. For women there are costumes like slutty fireman, slutty policeman and slutty vampire.”

220. “For men there are costumes like fireman, policeman and vampire. For women there are costumes like slutty fireman, slutty policeman and slutty vampire.”

Dana Gould Quote: “Does anyone remember how we used to get cash before ATM’s? Did we have to go inside the bank? Then what? We lived like apes!”

221. “Does anyone remember how we used to get cash before ATM’s? Did we have to go inside the bank? Then what? We lived like apes!”

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