Top 200 Evan Esar Quotes (2024 Update)

1. “Anger is the feeling that makes your mouth work faster than your mind.”

— Evan Esar

2. “In a democracy, you believe it or not; in a dictatorship, you believe it or else.”

— Evan Esar

3. “Character is what you have left when you’ve lost everything you can lose.”

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4. “A dollar saved is a dollar earned but seldom vice versa.”

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5. “Statistics: The only science that enables different experts using the same figures to draw different conclusions.”

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6. “All work and no pay makes a housewife.”

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7. “Laugh and the world laughs with you; cry – and the world laughs harder.”

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8. “We can’t do much about the length of our lives, but we can do plenty about it’s width and depth.”

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9. “There’s only one thing worse than to live without working, and that is to work without living.”

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10. “A vacation is like love – anticipated with pleasure, experienced with discomfort, and remembered with nostalgia.”

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11. “The only time a lazy man ever succeeds is when he tries to do nothing.”

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12. “The man who has a girl in every port is not a sailor but a wholesaler.”

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13. “Bureaucracy is more people doing less things, and taking more time to do them worse.”

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14. “This may be the age of automation, but love is still being made by hand.”

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15. “There are two kinds of leaders: those who are interested in the flock, and those who are interested in the fleece.”

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16. “Setelah kebijaksanaan akan muncul kebahagiaan.”

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17. “Some men take good care of a car; others treat it like one of the family.”

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18. “The lazy man claims he is too heavy for light work and too light for heavy work.”

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19. “Definition of Statistics: The science of producing unreliable facts from reliable figures.”

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20. “Life is a battle of wits, and many people have to fight it unarmed.”

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21. “Family: A social unit where the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space.”

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22. “The only place where you can find equality is in the cemetery.”

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23. “Life is a game played on us while we are playing other games.”

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24. “The car was invented as a convenient place to sit out traffic jams.”

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25. “Housework is what a woman does that nobody notices unless she hasn’t done it.”

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26. “Everything comes to him who waits – if he waits till it comes.”

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27. “Children grow out of childhood, but parents never grow out of parenthood.”

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28. “If you want to be different nowadays, just act normal.”

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29. “The word impossible is peculiar because if you examine it closely, you’ll find that most of it is possible.”

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30. “A lecturer often makes you feel dumb at one end and numb at the other.”

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31. “Good teachers cost a lot; but, poor teachers cost a lot more.”

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32. “Nowadays it’s not who wears the pants in the family, but who carries the credit cards.”

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33. “Hindsight is good, foresight is better; but second sight is best of all.”

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34. “The disadvantage of becoming wise is that you realize how foolish you’ve been.”

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35. “The mint makes it first, it is up to you to make it last.”

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36. “A word to the wise is – unnecessary.”

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37. “A bureaucrat is an official who is clothed with power and whom it doesn’t fit.”

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38. “When you make your mark in the world, watch out for the envious with erasers.”

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39. “The best way to make a long story short is to stop listening.”

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40. “The man who doctors himself with the aid of medical books, runs the risk of dying of a typographical error.”

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41. “A dictator’s chief problem is keeping the stomachs of his subjects full while keeping their heads empty.”

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42. “The chief ability of an executive should be his ability to recognize ability.”

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43. “A credit card is a convenient device that saves you the trouble of counting your change.”

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44. “If you don’t like to make excuses or apologies, stop making promises.”

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45. “Egotist: 1. A person who is his own best friend. 2. An I specialist. 3. A man whose opinions all change, except the one he has of himself.”

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46. “Many a man who falls in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl.”

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47. “Some men are so eager for success that they are even willing to work for it.”

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48. “Ego: The only thing that can keep growing without nourishment.”

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49. “The survival of the fittest is going to make some man very lonesome some day.”

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50. “Divorce has become so easy nowadays that women have stopped crying at weddings.”

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