Top 200 J.T. Geissinger Quotes (2026 Update)
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51. “And now I know exactly how I’m going to hook him. Knights in shining armor are the biggest idiots of all.”

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52. “I’m about to turn you from a rooster to a hen, you preening little prick.”

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53. “Because even though it might burn the whole world to the ground, true love can never die.”

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54. “I’d rather have the ugly truth than a beautiful lie.”

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55. “Never gonna forget a single day, baby. Good and bad, they all add up to the story of us. I’m gonna take everyone one and cherish it, come what may.”

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56. “She swallows and looks down at her hands clenched in her lap. “I don’t like this story.” “Should I jump to the ending? Spoiler alert: the hero saves her.” Tabby looks over at me, her eyes shining like gems in the dark. “A real hero would teach the princess how to save herself.”

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57. “Life is pain and everyone dies, but true love lives forever.”

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58. “To not have to talk about what I want.”

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59. “Love is warm and deep and comfortable, just right, so you float in it peacefully without ever being scalded or frozen, like a perfect, relaxing bubble bath.”

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60. “You’re a guy: you can’t help being a complete idiot. Comes with the junk.”

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61. “Rocky beginnings are par for the course for every great romance.”

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62. “Life is too short to look for perfection.”

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63. “Men aren’t like us, baby. They’re dumb as doughnut holes when it comes to love.”

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64. “No, I don’t believe in reincarnation. Or an afterlife, to be perfectly frank. I think this is as good as it gets, which is why it’s so important to make the best of this life. To confront our problems, to work through them, so ultimately we can be free of them and enjoy the time we have.”

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65. “Carbs are proof that God loves us, don’t you think?”

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66. “Dying isn’t the worst thing that’s ever happened to me. It’s just the only thing I won’t live through.”

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67. “Even small dragons can still breathe fire.”

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68. “The noise I made when I collided with his chest was something so unladylike my mama would’ve pitched a hissy fit if she’d heard it. It was part grunt, part groan, and part something that sounded like it shot out of my butthole on a hot burst of air, excuse my French.”

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69. “Just feel me. Just feel me and breathe.”

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70. “Goddamn bossy men. I should start a women’s group for survivors of alpha males. There are probably millions of us worldwide, nursing bruised hopes, hearts, and uteruses.”

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71. “We’re all dying, baby. It’s just a matter of when.”

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72. “That’s a lot of tripping, Romeo. You need to see a doctor for your balance problem.”

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73. “Be ready to tell me everything you want me to do to you in bed.”

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74. “Your past is your own business. But you’re asking a lot if you expect me to take every strange thing you say on faith. Mystery is great. Mystery I can take, because mysteries eventually get solved. But secrets?” I shook my head. “I’m not so good with those. If we’re going to get closer, you’re going to have to let me in. That’s part of the deal.” Seeing.”

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75. “Anyone that insults my country, my intelligence, my feminist ideals, all women in general, and a favorite childhood food, and refers to both himself and me in the third person in one sentence automatically gets an honorary spot on my Hate With Every Fiber of My Being For All Time list.”

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76. “Then he says gruffly, “Please don’t freeze me out. Be angry all you want, but don’t shut down on me. I need you right now. I won’t be able to think straight if you don’t communicate with me.”

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77. “I always thought love was a pair of shackles, but I was wrong. Love was the opened door of a cage.”

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78. “Because loneliness can kill you. And even if it doesn’t kill you physically – which it certainly can, disease of the psyche often leads to disease of the flesh – it can kill your soul.”

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79. “There are a million shades of gray between good and evil, love. Am I on the darker end of the spectrum? Yes. Am I a bad man who does good things or a good man who does bad things? Both. But you made this monster your slave. All of what I am, good and bad, light and dark, belongs to you.”

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80. “Paradise isn’t a garden. It isn’t heaven, or some faraway, mythical place. Paradise is in the small, silent space between the faces of two lovers as they share their bodies and breath.”

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81. “I was giving you space. Didn’t think it would turn into distance.”

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82. “I know I’m damaged. But all my broken pieces belong to you.”

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83. “I reach up and stroke his beard, smiling. “You’re a psychopath.” “Don’t try to flirt your way out of this.” That makes me smile wider. “Only you would think a woman calling you a psychopath is flirting.”

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84. “I’ll wait forever if I have to.” That’s it. There’s nothing else, except a signature scratched below the words. Dante.”

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85. “Why do you sound like your cat just died?” My lips tug upward. It’s Parker. “I don’t own a cat.” His answering chuckle is deeply arousing. “I happen to know for a fact, Ms. Price, you own a beautiful pussycat.” My smile grows wider. “Oh? Do tell.” “Well, let’s just say she’s pretty high-maintenance and demanding, but if you stroke her exactly right, she’ll purr so loud, the neighbors will hear.”

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86. “Please be quiet. My inner demons are demanding that I kill you, and I want to hear what they have to say.”

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87. “You want a complicated relationship, get a cat. Men are as complex as ferns. Don’t overthink it.”

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88. “That’s the most important thing. Stand up to bullies. Even if you accomplish nothing else with your life, standing up to a bully is enough. Bravery is an end to itself. That’s what God or the universe or the sacred sparkle pony or whatever you call it wants. For us to learn to be brave and to do the right thing. In my humble opinion, that’s the real meaning of life.”

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89. “It’s not true love if you don’t want to kick his teeth in every once in a while.”

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90. “By now I’ve mastered the art of noticing his bulge without looking directly at it, a Jedi-level skill.”

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91. “What we call memory is the intersection between imagination and fact. Memories are the stories we tell ourselves about the important events in our lives. In the telling, some details get lost, others embellished, until truth is closer to fiction.”

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92. “Funny thing, isn’t it, hindsight? It’s memory, but with new understanding tacked on, so that the past means something different than it did before. And the only way to find that meaning is to look for it. Look to the past.”

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93. “Is this going to be a thing?” I ask, my arms wound around his broad shoulders. “You carrying me around like a sack of potatoes?” “It makes me feel macho bein’ able to lift all this weight – ow!”

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94. “Exactly how many vibrators do you own? I’m only asking because this drawer here seems to be filled to overflowing. That hot-pink one might be my favorite.”

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95. “A healthy body is a gift. Don’t take it for granted. Don’t treat it like some cheap one-night stand. Treat it like the love of your life. Treat it with respect and tenderness, but most of all, gratitude.”

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96. “I’ve learned that no matter how well you think you know yourself, you can still be surprised. You can’t control what moves you. The only thing in your control is the choice over whether or not you surrender to it.”

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97. “I’m in danger here. Serious, imminent danger of being charmed senseless by a handsome artist who arouses in me the duelling urges to run away screaming or strip naked and fling myself onto his torso and cling there like a crab.”

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98. “Girl, what are friends for if you can’t count on them to help you move a body?”

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99. “I’m sorry I said that thing about burying the knife in your skull. I didn’t mean it.” “You did.” “Okay, that’s true. But I would’ve regretted it if I did. I would’ve cried really hard at your funeral.”

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100. “She insulted the head of the Irish mafia so badly, he forgot to kill her.”

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