Top 200 J.T. Geissinger Quotes (2025 Update)
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51. “Because even though it might burn the whole world to the ground, true love can never die.”

— J.T. Geissinger

52. “And now I know exactly how I’m going to hook him. Knights in shining armor are the biggest idiots of all.”

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53. “Rocky beginnings are par for the course for every great romance.”

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54. “Love is warm and deep and comfortable, just right, so you float in it peacefully without ever being scalded or frozen, like a perfect, relaxing bubble bath.”

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55. “It’s incredible how many different people one body can hold. We all walk around with a thousand strangers inside us, slumbering quietly until someone else wakes them up. Like the jolt of electricity that reanimated Frankenstein’s monster, all it takes for our sleeping giants to jump to life is a single spark.”

— J.T. Geissinger

56. “You’re a guy: you can’t help being a complete idiot. Comes with the junk.”

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57. “To not have to talk about what I want.”

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58. “The noise I made when I collided with his chest was something so unladylike my mama would’ve pitched a hissy fit if she’d heard it. It was part grunt, part groan, and part something that sounded like it shot out of my butthole on a hot burst of air, excuse my French.”

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59. “Life is too short to look for perfection.”

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60. “Racism isn’t about where you were born. It’s about how small your heart is.”

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61. “Dying isn’t the worst thing that’s ever happened to me. It’s just the only thing I won’t live through.”

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62. “Carbs are proof that God loves us, don’t you think?”

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63. “Men aren’t like us, baby. They’re dumb as doughnut holes when it comes to love.”

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64. “No, I don’t believe in reincarnation. Or an afterlife, to be perfectly frank. I think this is as good as it gets, which is why it’s so important to make the best of this life. To confront our problems, to work through them, so ultimately we can be free of them and enjoy the time we have.”

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65. “Just feel me. Just feel me and breathe.”

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66. “Goddamn bossy men. I should start a women’s group for survivors of alpha males. There are probably millions of us worldwide, nursing bruised hopes, hearts, and uteruses.”

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67. “I’d rather have the ugly truth than a beautiful lie.”

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68. “That’s a lot of tripping, Romeo. You need to see a doctor for your balance problem.”

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69. “Be ready to tell me everything you want me to do to you in bed.”

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70. “We’re all dying, baby. It’s just a matter of when.”

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71. “Your past is your own business. But you’re asking a lot if you expect me to take every strange thing you say on faith. Mystery is great. Mystery I can take, because mysteries eventually get solved. But secrets?” I shook my head. “I’m not so good with those. If we’re going to get closer, you’re going to have to let me in. That’s part of the deal.” Seeing.”

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72. “Anyone that insults my country, my intelligence, my feminist ideals, all women in general, and a favorite childhood food, and refers to both himself and me in the third person in one sentence automatically gets an honorary spot on my Hate With Every Fiber of My Being For All Time list.”

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73. “Even small dragons can still breathe fire.”

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74. “Why do you sound like your cat just died?” My lips tug upward. It’s Parker. “I don’t own a cat.” His answering chuckle is deeply arousing. “I happen to know for a fact, Ms. Price, you own a beautiful pussycat.” My smile grows wider. “Oh? Do tell.” “Well, let’s just say she’s pretty high-maintenance and demanding, but if you stroke her exactly right, she’ll purr so loud, the neighbors will hear.”

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75. “I was giving you space. Didn’t think it would turn into distance.”

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76. “I know I’m damaged. But all my broken pieces belong to you.”

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77. “I always thought love was a pair of shackles, but I was wrong. Love was the opened door of a cage.”

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78. “It’s not true love if you don’t want to kick his teeth in every once in a while.”

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79. “Exactly how many vibrators do you own? I’m only asking because this drawer here seems to be filled to overflowing. That hot-pink one might be my favorite.”

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80. “Is this going to be a thing?” I ask, my arms wound around his broad shoulders. “You carrying me around like a sack of potatoes?” “It makes me feel macho bein’ able to lift all this weight – ow!”

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81. “Please be quiet. My inner demons are demanding that I kill you, and I want to hear what they have to say.”

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82. “You want a complicated relationship, get a cat. Men are as complex as ferns. Don’t overthink it.”

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83. “Because loneliness can kill you. And even if it doesn’t kill you physically – which it certainly can, disease of the psyche often leads to disease of the flesh – it can kill your soul.”

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84. “There are a million shades of gray between good and evil, love. Am I on the darker end of the spectrum? Yes. Am I a bad man who does good things or a good man who does bad things? Both. But you made this monster your slave. All of what I am, good and bad, light and dark, belongs to you.”

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85. “Then he says gruffly, “Please don’t freeze me out. Be angry all you want, but don’t shut down on me. I need you right now. I won’t be able to think straight if you don’t communicate with me.”

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86. “By now I’ve mastered the art of noticing his bulge without looking directly at it, a Jedi-level skill.”

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87. “Being nice is the worst thing a woman can be. Nice means you have to swallow your own feelings and focus on everyone else’s. Nice means you don’t speak up when you’re wronged. Nice means being a people pleaser and a conciliator and worrying yourself to death over others’ opinions. Nice means never getting what you really want.”

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88. “Suffering is the great equalizer of humankind.”

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89. “I’m in danger here. Serious, imminent danger of being charmed senseless by a handsome artist who arouses in me the duelling urges to run away screaming or strip naked and fling myself onto his torso and cling there like a crab.”

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90. “Girl, what are friends for if you can’t count on them to help you move a body?”

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91. “Funny thing, isn’t it, hindsight? It’s memory, but with new understanding tacked on, so that the past means something different than it did before. And the only way to find that meaning is to look for it. Look to the past.”

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92. “Tell me what you’re thinking, baby.” “I’m thinking we’re a couple of lunatics.” That makes him chuckle. “Aye. But my crazy matches your crazy. That’s why it works.”

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93. “I’ll wait forever if I have to.” That’s it. There’s nothing else, except a signature scratched below the words. Dante.”

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94. “That’s the most important thing. Stand up to bullies. Even if you accomplish nothing else with your life, standing up to a bully is enough. Bravery is an end to itself. That’s what God or the universe or the sacred sparkle pony or whatever you call it wants. For us to learn to be brave and to do the right thing. In my humble opinion, that’s the real meaning of life.”

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95. “The average woman exhibits more courage before lunch every day than a soldier does his entire career. The bravery of women is what built the entire world. You men just like to take credit for it.”

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96. “I’m gonna devour you, little bunny rabbit, piece by tasty piece. I’m going to eat. You. Up.”

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97. “She insulted the head of the Irish mafia so badly, he forgot to kill her.”

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98. “I reach up and stroke his beard, smiling. “You’re a psychopath.” “Don’t try to flirt your way out of this.” That makes me smile wider. “Only you would think a woman calling you a psychopath is flirting.”

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99. “Marriage is an institution built on white lies and denial. If husbands and wives started telling each other the truth all the time, the whole system would implode.”

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100. “My smile makes her gnash her teeth. “Ready?” “Go to hell.” “Can’t. The devil has a restraining order against me.”

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