Top 200 J.T. Geissinger Quotes (2024 Update)

1. “I’m not weird. I’m limited edition.”

— J.T. Geissinger

2. “There exists a field, beyond all notions of right and wrong. I will meet you there.”

— J.T. Geissinger

3. “When a woman says no, she doesn’t mean yes. She doesn’t mean maybe. She doesn’t mean please try to talk me out of it because I really don’t mean it, but I just want you to work a little harder. She means no. N. O. Now get out of my way.”

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4. “I hate him. I hate him. I hate him.”

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5. “A woman worth her salt should be the hardest thing a man has to work for in his life, because then she’s a prize, not a gift,” she’d told me. “Anything you get for free is worth exactly what you paid for it: nothing.”

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6. “Everything eventually ends. We all eventually die. That’s why every day we have is so special. The fact that we only have limited amount of time is what makes life precious.”

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7. “Love? Hardly. If you were on a life support machine, I’d unplug it to charge my phone.”

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8. “You never know how strong you are until being strong is the only choice you have.”

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9. “Top Ten Reasons Why the Holidays Suck I’m fat.”

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10. “Faith is being sure of what we hope for, and certain of what we do not see.”

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11. “Funny thing, isn’t it, hindsight? It’s memory, but with new understanding tacked on, so that the past means something different than it did before.”

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12. “The worst thing in life is to give yourself away in exchange for nothing.”

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13. “She’s not the running-off type,” I said. “She’s more the light-you-on-fire-and-walk-calmly-away-while-you-burn-to-ashes type.”

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14. “Nothing can hurt you as much as you’ve already been hurt. You’ve survived the worst thing you could imagine. It’s time to start living your life again.”

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15. “Ja izvinjajus. Ja ne xotel vas oskorbit.”

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16. “Trust me, if murder was legal, I’d have killed dozens of people by now.”

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17. “Hate will devour you. Anger, no matter how righteous it feels, is a straight, short path to hell.”

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18. “Why is it that when a woman’s been through a lot, she’s expected to handle it gracefully with fake smiles and a stiff backbone, but when a man’s been through a lot, he’s given full license to storm around like a giant baby throwing a tantrum?”

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19. “Lawd, that dress she’s wearin’ is so tight you can almost see her religion.”

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20. “Fate is just the sum of all our bad decisions.”

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21. “She’s everything I’ve ever wanted and so much more than I could ever deserve, and I know without doubt that I will love this woman until my last breath. I’ll love her until the earth stops spinning and the sun flames out and all the stars fall from the sky. I’ll love her forever. My wife. My viper. My warrior. My queen. I will worship at your feet for all eternity.”

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22. “I might be an introvert, but I’ve got a temper, and I hold a grudge like nobody’s business.”

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23. “I don’t know what kind of women you’re used to, but my mother didn’t raise a worker bee. She raised a queen.” I stare at him without smiling. “And I don’t give away the honey for free.”

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24. “I love you the way I love the smell of old books.”

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25. “Love involves a lot of forgiveness. People aren’t perfect. Falling in love is easy, but staying in love is a choice. You have to decide if the ups and downs are worth sticking out because there will be plenty of them. There will be pain.”

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26. “She was my religion. My north and south, my heaven and earth, the axis of rightness around which everything had suddenly aligned. For the first time in mi life, all my polarized parts worked as one, humming happily along in harmony with the univers, finally understanding their place.”

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27. “A true friendship isn’t based on what you think you can get out of it. It’s based on respecting someone enough to let him be who he really is. A true friend is someone who says “I’m here for you” and proves it.”

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28. “You never know what it’s like to be someone else until you’ve lived what he’s lived.”

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29. “Don’t let the worst things that happen to you be the benchmark for your self-respect.”

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30. “My mama always told me there are few things a good hug can’t cure, and those things are what bourbon’s for.”

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31. “The note is stuck directly under the line I ridiculed during dinner: “Now, feel. I am thee and thou art me and all of one is the other. And feel now. Thou hast no heart but mine.”

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32. “That kiss was hotter than a housewife reading Fifty Shades of Grey at the Magic Mike premiere.”

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33. “If I decided to be a serial killer and went on a murderous rampage with a kitchen knife, she’d find some way to be supportive. She’d probably buy me a set of monogrammed cleavers.”

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34. “Some of the prettiest faces hide the meanest hearts, and smooth talk is no substitute for good character. The only way to judge a person is by his deeds.”

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35. “Loneliness and solitude are two totally different things. All the times I’ve been loneliest have been in a crowd.”

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36. “Love is solid. Constant. If you’re not careful, you might mistake it for bein’ boring because it’s so reliable.”

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37. “This casual summer fling has the potential to burn the whole city down and leave a path of smoking ruins in its wake.”

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38. “Meeting you is a gift, and it will always be a gift, no matter how long we have together. So what I promised still stands: I’m yours until September. If you still want me.”

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39. “Let it be. Accept that you have warring factions inside you. If you’re living by your core values, all the second-guessing is just noise you can give yourself permission to ignore.”

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40. “Because even though it might burn the whole world to the ground, true love can never die.”

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41. “And now I know exactly how I’m going to hook him. Knights in shining armor are the biggest idiots of all.”

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42. “I’m about to turn you from a rooster to a hen, you preening little prick.”

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43. “Life is pain and everyone dies, but true love lives forever.”

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44. “She swallows and looks down at her hands clenched in her lap. “I don’t like this story.” “Should I jump to the ending? Spoiler alert: the hero saves her.” Tabby looks over at me, her eyes shining like gems in the dark. “A real hero would teach the princess how to save herself.”

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45. “You’re a guy: you can’t help being a complete idiot. Comes with the junk.”

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46. “To not have to talk about what I want.”

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47. “Rocky beginnings are par for the course for every great romance.”

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48. “Never gonna forget a single day, baby. Good and bad, they all add up to the story of us. I’m gonna take everyone one and cherish it, come what may.”

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49. “Life is too short to look for perfection.”

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50. “Racism isn’t about where you were born. It’s about how small your heart is.”

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