Top 200 J.T. Geissinger Quotes (2025 Update)

1. “I’m not weird. I’m limited edition.”

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2. “There exists a field, beyond all notions of right and wrong. I will meet you there.”

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3. “When a woman says no, she doesn’t mean yes. She doesn’t mean maybe. She doesn’t mean please try to talk me out of it because I really don’t mean it, but I just want you to work a little harder. She means no. N. O. Now get out of my way.”

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4. “I hate him. I hate him. I hate him.”

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5. “A woman worth her salt should be the hardest thing a man has to work for in his life, because then she’s a prize, not a gift,” she’d told me. “Anything you get for free is worth exactly what you paid for it: nothing.”

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6. “You never know how strong you are until being strong is the only choice you have.”

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7. “Funny thing, isn’t it, hindsight? It’s memory, but with new understanding tacked on, so that the past means something different than it did before.”

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8. “Love? Hardly. If you were on a life support machine, I’d unplug it to charge my phone.”

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9. “Everything eventually ends. We all eventually die. That’s why every day we have is so special. The fact that we only have limited amount of time is what makes life precious.”

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10. “Faith is being sure of what we hope for, and certain of what we do not see.”

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11. “Top Ten Reasons Why the Holidays Suck I’m fat.”

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12. “The worst thing in life is to give yourself away in exchange for nothing.”

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13. “Just because trash can be recycled doesn’t mean you deserve another chance.”

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14. “Nothing can hurt you as much as you’ve already been hurt. You’ve survived the worst thing you could imagine. It’s time to start living your life again.”

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15. “It’s not that I hate people, I just feel better when they’re not around.”

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16. “A woman is like a tea bag. You can’t tell how strong she is until you put her in hot water. – Eleanor Roosevelt.”

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17. “She’s not the running-off type,” I said. “She’s more the light-you-on-fire-and-walk-calmly-away-while-you-burn-to-ashes type.”

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18. “Love knows not its own depth until the hour of separation.”

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19. “Ja izvinjajus. Ja ne xotel vas oskorbit.”

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20. “Trust me, if murder was legal, I’d have killed dozens of people by now.”

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21. “She’s everything I’ve ever wanted and so much more than I could ever deserve, and I know without doubt that I will love this woman until my last breath. I’ll love her until the earth stops spinning and the sun flames out and all the stars fall from the sky. I’ll love her forever. My wife. My viper. My warrior. My queen. I will worship at your feet for all eternity.”

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22. “Lawd, that dress she’s wearin’ is so tight you can almost see her religion.”

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23. “Why is it that when a woman’s been through a lot, she’s expected to handle it gracefully with fake smiles and a stiff backbone, but when a man’s been through a lot, he’s given full license to storm around like a giant baby throwing a tantrum?”

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24. “Hate will devour you. Anger, no matter how righteous it feels, is a straight, short path to hell.”

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25. “Love involves a lot of forgiveness. People aren’t perfect. Falling in love is easy, but staying in love is a choice. You have to decide if the ups and downs are worth sticking out because there will be plenty of them. There will be pain.”

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26. “Fate is just the sum of all our bad decisions.”

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27. “Let me in. Let me take care of you. Give me your trust, and I’ll give you the world. I’ll give you anything you ask for.”

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28. “I might be an introvert, but I’ve got a temper, and I hold a grudge like nobody’s business.”

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29. “I love you the way I love the smell of old books.”

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30. “In order to survive, the oppressed must learn the language of their oppressors. And guns are the only language certain men speak.”

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31. “I don’t know what kind of women you’re used to, but my mother didn’t raise a worker bee. She raised a queen.” I stare at him without smiling. “And I don’t give away the honey for free.”

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32. “She was my religion. My north and south, my heaven and earth, the axis of rightness around which everything had suddenly aligned. For the first time in mi life, all my polarized parts worked as one, humming happily along in harmony with the univers, finally understanding their place.”

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33. “The note is stuck directly under the line I ridiculed during dinner: “Now, feel. I am thee and thou art me and all of one is the other. And feel now. Thou hast no heart but mine.”

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34. “You never know what it’s like to be someone else until you’ve lived what he’s lived.”

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35. “My mama always told me there are few things a good hug can’t cure, and those things are what bourbon’s for.”

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36. “Loneliness and solitude are two totally different things. All the times I’ve been loneliest have been in a crowd.”

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37. “That kiss was hotter than a housewife reading Fifty Shades of Grey at the Magic Mike premiere.”

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38. “A true friendship isn’t based on what you think you can get out of it. It’s based on respecting someone enough to let him be who he really is. A true friend is someone who says “I’m here for you” and proves it.”

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39. “Meeting you is a gift, and it will always be a gift, no matter how long we have together. So what I promised still stands: I’m yours until September. If you still want me.”

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40. “Don’t let the worst things that happen to you be the benchmark for your self-respect.”

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41. “If I decided to be a serial killer and went on a murderous rampage with a kitchen knife, she’d find some way to be supportive. She’d probably buy me a set of monogrammed cleavers.”

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42. “This casual summer fling has the potential to burn the whole city down and leave a path of smoking ruins in its wake.”

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43. “Let it be. Accept that you have warring factions inside you. If you’re living by your core values, all the second-guessing is just noise you can give yourself permission to ignore.”

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44. “Some of the prettiest faces hide the meanest hearts, and smooth talk is no substitute for good character. The only way to judge a person is by his deeds.”

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45. “Two things you should know about me: one, I always get what I want. And two, I always plan ten steps ahead to get it.”

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46. “Love is solid. Constant. If you’re not careful, you might mistake it for bein’ boring because it’s so reliable.”

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47. “I’m about to turn you from a rooster to a hen, you preening little prick.”

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48. “Never gonna forget a single day, baby. Good and bad, they all add up to the story of us. I’m gonna take everyone one and cherish it, come what may.”

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49. “Life is pain and everyone dies, but true love lives forever.”

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50. “She swallows and looks down at her hands clenched in her lap. “I don’t like this story.” “Should I jump to the ending? Spoiler alert: the hero saves her.” Tabby looks over at me, her eyes shining like gems in the dark. “A real hero would teach the princess how to save herself.”

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