Top 200 J.T. Geissinger Quotes (2026 Update)
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151. “I’m an addict, and he’s heroin, injected straight into my veins.”

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152. “Kayla, be careful with me.” Surprised by that, I ask, “What do you mean?” “I know you think I’m strong. But the problem with strong things is that they’re brittle. They can’t bend under stress. They just break.”

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153. “What are you doing?” I cry, panicking. “Taking my wife home.” He makes it sound as if a dungeon and a pair of shackles are in my immediate future.”

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154. “But I’ll still be trying to scrub your face and your taste and your sweet voice from my mind fifty years from now, because I already know nothing else will ever be able to compare to you. Nothing and no one will ever come close.”

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155. “Marriage is an institution built on white lies and denial.”

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156. “As it turns out, that was the exact wrong thing to say. He regards me with entire cities burning to the ground in his eyes.”

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157. “The same can’t be said for my new client, who appears to have an angry goth porcupine nesting on top of his cranium. “Bed head” doesn’t even begin to cover it. It looks like his preferred hair styling method is sticking his head into a blender and setting it to puree.”

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158. “I make the best use of what’s in my power, and take the rest as it happens.”

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159. “If I were looking at you like you were my next meal, you’d already be eaten.”

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160. “Shaking my head, I say, “I feel sorry for his mother. She should’ve swallowed instead.”

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161. “Now that is a man. My ovaries just fainted.” “Mine are doing the Macarena.”

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162. “Just before he died, my father asked me what I thought heaven was like. I told him heaven was a library that had a lot of comfortable chairs, good lighting, and every book ever written. If I lived here, I’d spend all my time in this room.”

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163. “Hell is a state of mind, my dear. Reality is simply what we believe it to be. Each of us makes our own truths, even ghosts.”

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164. “He winks at me. “Butt crack juice. Sourced fresh this mornin’.”

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165. “Don’t worry,” he says in a hard, dominant voice. “I’ll correct that bad behavior. I’ll correct it over and over again with the palm of my hand on your naked ass until you’re writhing on my lap and begging me to let you come.”

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166. “I’m trying to find a fatal flaw for insurance.” “Insurance? Against what?” I open my mouth but stop myself before blurting, Against falling in love with you.”

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167. “I think sometimes it’s easier for a man to be the worst version of himself than to let the world keep breaking his heart.”

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168. “I learned that love means nothing unless it’s acted upon. Love isn’t real without intent. It’s a verb. It isn’t passive.”

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169. “Life is too short to miss out on anything, even if it’s pain.”

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170. “Wrong. Trust is a decision. You can make it between breaths.”

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171. “I do have old-fashioned, inflexible ideas about gender roles. But trust me when I say that they’re all to your benefit. Now, will you let me open the door to the bloody bookshop for you, or will your wee feminist ego insist we arm wrestle over it?”

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172. “I can’t wait to see his face. I also can’t wait to set it on fire and put it out with a hammer.”

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173. “I hate to break it to you, Egozilla, but God isn’t like Tinkerbell. He doesn’t need you to believe in him to exist. Now get your cantankerous behind out of this car and follow me.”

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174. “Love is war, darlin’. Only thing in life worth sheddin’ blood over.”

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175. “How the hell does a twenty-something yoga instructor who barely scraped through college, has never had a long-term boyfriend, and looks like she buys her clothes at a Tinker Bell estate sale get so confident?”

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176. “And I can’t lose her. If ever I do, I’ll burn the whole world to the ground before following her into the dark.”

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177. “Kage?” “Yes, baby?” Baby. I’m dead. “Tell me your last name.”

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178. “The tragedy of it all is that I already know this man will ruin me, but even that isn’t enough to make me want to save myself. Now, I just want to jump into the flames and burn.”

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179. “It slowly dawned on me I knew the exact color of his eyes because I was staring into them. He stared right back at me with a look so charged I thought he might ignite me with it.”

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180. “Ah, lassie. If it were anyone else but family who made you cry like this, they’d already be in an ambulance.”

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181. “When I remain silent, he prompts, “Why aren’t you saying anything?” “I’m too busy patting myself on the back for how well I’m adjusting to being married to a psychopath. I’m not even crying or anything.”

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182. “This kiss is a gold medal winner, a heart breaker, a soul stealer, a dream. This kiss is everything I never knew I needed. This is the kiss that will ruin me, I know it is, but because it’s so brain-meltingly decadent, I don’t care. I’ll worry about my ruination later.”

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183. “No one can offer you proof of reality, not even Einstein himself. But just because it can’t be proven doesn’t mean the sun won’t rise tomorrow. It will.”

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184. “So the charity gala was to raise money for wounded veterans. I was surprised it wasn’t for something more superficial, like Billionaires Without Trophy Wives or the Southern Selfish Jerk Fund.”

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185. “I’m not good for you.” “So you’ve said. Wine and cheeseburgers aren’t good for me either, but they’re literally two of my favorite things.”

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186. “Because the more time I spend with your woman, the less I want to give her back.”

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187. “You look like a cat that can’t decide if it’s going to purr or claw me to shreds.”

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188. “Nico pressed his cheek to mine. His heart pounded frantically in his chest. “If you wanna call what you feel for me ‘hate,’ then I hate you, too, baby. I hate you with my whole heart.”

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189. “Yeah, I tried group chanting with monks. I’ve tried everything. Grief sends people in desperate search of any kind of relief.”

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190. “I throw my hands in the air. “I’m not invincible!” “So that deal you made with the devil for the power to kill with run-on sentences didn’t include immortality?”

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191. “You wear my ring. You sleep in my bed. You made a promise in front of witnesses to have and to hold me for the rest of your life. You chose me, Emery. And because you chose me, you own me, now and forever, come what may.”

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192. “Food is fuel, but it’s also comfort. The trouble happens when it becomes more comfort than fuel. But that’s what hugs are for.”

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193. “Declan says, “Keep going, idiot. My knife hasn’t been bloodied in four days. One more day and it’ll be a record, and I can’t have that.”

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194. “Lincoln and I were twins.”

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195. “Love isn’t a nightmare. It’s a miracle. A blessing. It’s knowing you’re finally home.”

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196. “My heart in my throat and my soul flying, I whisper, “Ten carats? So tiny. God, you’re a cheapskate, gangster.” He hugs me, hard, kissing the top of my head, my earlobe, my neck. Into my ear he says softly, “Marry me.” Of course it had to be a command, not a question. My voice cracks when I answer. “Let me get a look at this tiny ring first. I’ll let you know in a minute.”

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197. “Sweet little lamb,” he murmurs against my lips. “Hungry, aren’t you?” “Why do you have to ruin everything by talking?”

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198. “Every day I’m without you, I die.”

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199. “His lip was curled. His eyes were narrowed. His nose was stuck so far up in the air, I wondered if he’d come in from the rain to avoid drowning.”

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200. “Whatever it is you’re doin’, you better be sure. Take your time. Figure it out. But be sure. You owe it to yourself.”

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