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Top 200 J.T. Geissinger Quotes (2026 Update)
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J.T. Geissinger Quote: “Wrong. Trust is a decision. You can make it between breaths.”

151. “Wrong. Trust is a decision. You can make it between breaths.”

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J.T. Geissinger Quote: “His dark eyes flash up to meet mine. He says hotly, “Simple is better on you. Perfection doesn’t need any embellishment.”

152. “His dark eyes flash up to meet mine. He says hotly, “Simple is better on you. Perfection doesn’t need any embellishment.”

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J.T. Geissinger Quote: “Kings have to move the pawns at their disposal. It’s just what kings do. As for the pawns, well, they might not have a king’s power, but they can still make themselves useful.”

153. “Kings have to move the pawns at their disposal. It’s just what kings do. As for the pawns, well, they might not have a king’s power, but they can still make themselves useful.”

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J.T. Geissinger Quote: “Marriage is an institution built on white lies and denial.”

154. “Marriage is an institution built on white lies and denial.”

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J.T. Geissinger Quote: “I pause, examining his expression. “Why are you so quiet?” “I don’t plan murder out loud.”

155. “I pause, examining his expression. “Why are you so quiet?” “I don’t plan murder out loud.”

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J.T. Geissinger Quote: “Okay. You go first. Do you really think I look like a camel?’ “No. I think you look like Rockefeller Center at Christmas, Japan in cherry blossom season, and the thousand vivid shades of green in the wild moors of Northern Ireland, all rolled into one.”

156. “Okay. You go first. Do you really think I look like a camel?’ “No. I think you look like Rockefeller Center at Christmas, Japan in cherry blossom season, and the thousand vivid shades of green in the wild moors of Northern Ireland, all rolled into one.”

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J.T. Geissinger Quote: “Before he got his ass kicked out of heaven, the devil was the most beautiful angel of all.”

157. “Before he got his ass kicked out of heaven, the devil was the most beautiful angel of all.”

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J.T. Geissinger Quote: “Or is that normal? I don’t know. I’ve never visited Emotionville before. So far, it’s quite confusing. I wish I had a map.”

158. “Or is that normal? I don’t know. I’ve never visited Emotionville before. So far, it’s quite confusing. I wish I had a map.”

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J.T. Geissinger Quote: “It’s not inexplicable. I like you the way Newton liked gravity.” “I don’t know what you mean.”

159. “It’s not inexplicable. I like you the way Newton liked gravity.” “I don’t know what you mean.”

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J.T. Geissinger Quote: “Here are the rules.” Rules. For me? Hilarious. But I’m pretending to be cooperative, so I sit patiently and listen instead of laughing in his face. “One: I don’t tolerate disobedience. If I give you an order, you follow it.” Magic Eight Ball says: outlook not so good.”

160. “Here are the rules.” Rules. For me? Hilarious. But I’m pretending to be cooperative, so I sit patiently and listen instead of laughing in his face. “One: I don’t tolerate disobedience. If I give you an order, you follow it.” Magic Eight Ball says: outlook not so good.”

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J.T. Geissinger Quote: “Nico pressed his cheek to mine. His heart pounded frantically in his chest. “If you wanna call what you feel for me ‘hate,’ then I hate you, too, baby. I hate you with my whole heart.”

161. “Nico pressed his cheek to mine. His heart pounded frantically in his chest. “If you wanna call what you feel for me ‘hate,’ then I hate you, too, baby. I hate you with my whole heart.”

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J.T. Geissinger Quote: “It must be such a relief to be so unburdened by logic.”

162. “It must be such a relief to be so unburdened by logic.”

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J.T. Geissinger Quote: “He winks at me. “Butt crack juice. Sourced fresh this mornin’.”

163. “He winks at me. “Butt crack juice. Sourced fresh this mornin’.”

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J.T. Geissinger Quote: “I think sometimes it’s easier for a man to be the worst version of himself than to let the world keep breaking his heart.”

164. “I think sometimes it’s easier for a man to be the worst version of himself than to let the world keep breaking his heart.”

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J.T. Geissinger Quote: “Hell is a state of mind, my dear. Reality is simply what we believe it to be. Each of us makes our own truths, even ghosts.”

165. “Hell is a state of mind, my dear. Reality is simply what we believe it to be. Each of us makes our own truths, even ghosts.”

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J.T. Geissinger Quote: “As it turns out, that was the exact wrong thing to say. He regards me with entire cities burning to the ground in his eyes.”

166. “As it turns out, that was the exact wrong thing to say. He regards me with entire cities burning to the ground in his eyes.”

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J.T. Geissinger Quote: “No one can offer you proof of reality, not even Einstein himself. But just because it can’t be proven doesn’t mean the sun won’t rise tomorrow. It will.”

167. “No one can offer you proof of reality, not even Einstein himself. But just because it can’t be proven doesn’t mean the sun won’t rise tomorrow. It will.”

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J.T. Geissinger Quote: “Don’t worry,” he says in a hard, dominant voice. “I’ll correct that bad behavior. I’ll correct it over and over again with the palm of my hand on your naked ass until you’re writhing on my lap and begging me to let you come.”

168. “Don’t worry,” he says in a hard, dominant voice. “I’ll correct that bad behavior. I’ll correct it over and over again with the palm of my hand on your naked ass until you’re writhing on my lap and begging me to let you come.”

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J.T. Geissinger Quote: “Every day I’m without you, I die.”

169. “Every day I’m without you, I die.”

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J.T. Geissinger Quote: “You never have to be afraid of anything again. If you have a problem, I’ll fix it. If you need something, I’ll give it to you. If anyone bothers you, I’ll make them wish they hadn’t. Whatever you want or need, you tell me, and you’ll have it. You’re mine now.”

170. “You never have to be afraid of anything again. If you have a problem, I’ll fix it. If you need something, I’ll give it to you. If anyone bothers you, I’ll make them wish they hadn’t. Whatever you want or need, you tell me, and you’ll have it. You’re mine now.”

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J.T. Geissinger Quote: “Life is too short to miss out on anything, even if it’s pain.”

171. “Life is too short to miss out on anything, even if it’s pain.”

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J.T. Geissinger Quote: “I’m an addict, and he’s heroin, injected straight into my veins.”

172. “I’m an addict, and he’s heroin, injected straight into my veins.”

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J.T. Geissinger Quote: “His lip was curled. His eyes were narrowed. His nose was stuck so far up in the air, I wondered if he’d come in from the rain to avoid drowning.”

173. “His lip was curled. His eyes were narrowed. His nose was stuck so far up in the air, I wondered if he’d come in from the rain to avoid drowning.”

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J.T. Geissinger Quote: “But most of all, love means sacrifice.”

174. “But most of all, love means sacrifice.”

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J.T. Geissinger Quote: “What are you doing?” I cry, panicking. “Taking my wife home.” He makes it sound as if a dungeon and a pair of shackles are in my immediate future.”

175. “What are you doing?” I cry, panicking. “Taking my wife home.” He makes it sound as if a dungeon and a pair of shackles are in my immediate future.”

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J.T. Geissinger Quote: “I’m trying to find a fatal flaw for insurance.” “Insurance? Against what?” I open my mouth but stop myself before blurting, Against falling in love with you.”

176. “I’m trying to find a fatal flaw for insurance.” “Insurance? Against what?” I open my mouth but stop myself before blurting, Against falling in love with you.”

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J.T. Geissinger Quote: “If I were looking at you like you were my next meal, you’d already be eaten.”

177. “If I were looking at you like you were my next meal, you’d already be eaten.”

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J.T. Geissinger Quote: “Love isn’t a nightmare. It’s a miracle. A blessing. It’s knowing you’re finally home.”

178. “Love isn’t a nightmare. It’s a miracle. A blessing. It’s knowing you’re finally home.”

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J.T. Geissinger Quote: “When I remain silent, he prompts, “Why aren’t you saying anything?” “I’m too busy patting myself on the back for how well I’m adjusting to being married to a psychopath. I’m not even crying or anything.”

179. “When I remain silent, he prompts, “Why aren’t you saying anything?” “I’m too busy patting myself on the back for how well I’m adjusting to being married to a psychopath. I’m not even crying or anything.”

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J.T. Geissinger Quote: “The same can’t be said for my new client, who appears to have an angry goth porcupine nesting on top of his cranium. “Bed head” doesn’t even begin to cover it. It looks like his preferred hair styling method is sticking his head into a blender and setting it to puree.”

180. “The same can’t be said for my new client, who appears to have an angry goth porcupine nesting on top of his cranium. “Bed head” doesn’t even begin to cover it. It looks like his preferred hair styling method is sticking his head into a blender and setting it to puree.”

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J.T. Geissinger Quote: “Because she’s indestructible, like Styrofoam peanuts.”

181. “Because she’s indestructible, like Styrofoam peanuts.”

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J.T. Geissinger Quote: “I can’t wait to see his face. I also can’t wait to set it on fire and put it out with a hammer.”

182. “I can’t wait to see his face. I also can’t wait to set it on fire and put it out with a hammer.”

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J.T. Geissinger Quote: “I hate to break it to you, Egozilla, but God isn’t like Tinkerbell. He doesn’t need you to believe in him to exist. Now get your cantankerous behind out of this car and follow me.”

183. “I hate to break it to you, Egozilla, but God isn’t like Tinkerbell. He doesn’t need you to believe in him to exist. Now get your cantankerous behind out of this car and follow me.”

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J.T. Geissinger Quote: “I do have old-fashioned, inflexible ideas about gender roles. But trust me when I say that they’re all to your benefit. Now, will you let me open the door to the bloody bookshop for you, or will your wee feminist ego insist we arm wrestle over it?”

184. “I do have old-fashioned, inflexible ideas about gender roles. But trust me when I say that they’re all to your benefit. Now, will you let me open the door to the bloody bookshop for you, or will your wee feminist ego insist we arm wrestle over it?”

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J.T. Geissinger Quote: “My heart in my throat and my soul flying, I whisper, “Ten carats? So tiny. God, you’re a cheapskate, gangster.” He hugs me, hard, kissing the top of my head, my earlobe, my neck. Into my ear he says softly, “Marry me.” Of course it had to be a command, not a question. My voice cracks when I answer. “Let me get a look at this tiny ring first. I’ll let you know in a minute.”

185. “My heart in my throat and my soul flying, I whisper, “Ten carats? So tiny. God, you’re a cheapskate, gangster.” He hugs me, hard, kissing the top of my head, my earlobe, my neck. Into my ear he says softly, “Marry me.” Of course it had to be a command, not a question. My voice cracks when I answer. “Let me get a look at this tiny ring first. I’ll let you know in a minute.”

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J.T. Geissinger Quote: “I make the best use of what’s in my power, and take the rest as it happens.”

186. “I make the best use of what’s in my power, and take the rest as it happens.”

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J.T. Geissinger Quote: “Tell me what I need to hear.” I whisper, “I’m yours. I’m in love with you. You have my whole heart.”

187. “Tell me what I need to hear.” I whisper, “I’m yours. I’m in love with you. You have my whole heart.”

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J.T. Geissinger Quote: “But I’ll still be trying to scrub your face and your taste and your sweet voice from my mind fifty years from now, because I already know nothing else will ever be able to compare to you. Nothing and no one will ever come close.”

188. “But I’ll still be trying to scrub your face and your taste and your sweet voice from my mind fifty years from now, because I already know nothing else will ever be able to compare to you. Nothing and no one will ever come close.”

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J.T. Geissinger Quote: “Now that is a man. My ovaries just fainted.” “Mine are doing the Macarena.”

189. “Now that is a man. My ovaries just fainted.” “Mine are doing the Macarena.”

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J.T. Geissinger Quote: “Just before he died, my father asked me what I thought heaven was like. I told him heaven was a library that had a lot of comfortable chairs, good lighting, and every book ever written. If I lived here, I’d spend all my time in this room.”

190. “Just before he died, my father asked me what I thought heaven was like. I told him heaven was a library that had a lot of comfortable chairs, good lighting, and every book ever written. If I lived here, I’d spend all my time in this room.”

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J.T. Geissinger Quote: “You wear my ring. You sleep in my bed. You made a promise in front of witnesses to have and to hold me for the rest of your life. You chose me, Emery. And because you chose me, you own me, now and forever, come what may.”

191. “You wear my ring. You sleep in my bed. You made a promise in front of witnesses to have and to hold me for the rest of your life. You chose me, Emery. And because you chose me, you own me, now and forever, come what may.”

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J.T. Geissinger Quote: “We’re not introverts. We’re misanthropes. Big difference.”

192. “We’re not introverts. We’re misanthropes. Big difference.”

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J.T. Geissinger Quote: “How the hell does a twenty-something yoga instructor who barely scraped through college, has never had a long-term boyfriend, and looks like she buys her clothes at a Tinker Bell estate sale get so confident?”

193. “How the hell does a twenty-something yoga instructor who barely scraped through college, has never had a long-term boyfriend, and looks like she buys her clothes at a Tinker Bell estate sale get so confident?”

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J.T. Geissinger Quote: “If zombies ever take over, you’ll be safe.” “What do you mean?” “They only eat brains.”

194. “If zombies ever take over, you’ll be safe.” “What do you mean?” “They only eat brains.”

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J.T. Geissinger Quote: “Food is fuel, but it’s also comfort. The trouble happens when it becomes more comfort than fuel. But that’s what hugs are for.”

195. “Food is fuel, but it’s also comfort. The trouble happens when it becomes more comfort than fuel. But that’s what hugs are for.”

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J.T. Geissinger Quote: “Sweet little lamb,” he murmurs against my lips. “Hungry, aren’t you?” “Why do you have to ruin everything by talking?”

196. “Sweet little lamb,” he murmurs against my lips. “Hungry, aren’t you?” “Why do you have to ruin everything by talking?”

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J.T. Geissinger Quote: “Cut me some slack! This is the weirdest thing that’s ever happened to me. Which is saying something, considering I once accidentally joined a cult because they had really good tacos.”

197. “Cut me some slack! This is the weirdest thing that’s ever happened to me. Which is saying something, considering I once accidentally joined a cult because they had really good tacos.”

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J.T. Geissinger Quote: “Lincoln and I were twins.”

198. “Lincoln and I were twins.”

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J.T. Geissinger Quote: “You give me hope for manity.” “What the hell is manity?” “The male part of humanity.”

199. “You give me hope for manity.” “What the hell is manity?” “The male part of humanity.”

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J.T. Geissinger Quote: “I throw my hands in the air. “I’m not invincible!” “So that deal you made with the devil for the power to kill with run-on sentences didn’t include immortality?”

200. “I throw my hands in the air. “I’m not invincible!” “So that deal you made with the devil for the power to kill with run-on sentences didn’t include immortality?”

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