Top 180 Jeff Foxworthy Quotes (2025 Update)
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151. “I’m very lucky in that I’ve gotten to do a lot of things. But if you ever put a gun to my head and said, “You can only do one,” I’d think it would be stand-up. I think it’s the coolest job in the world.”

— Jeff Foxworthy

152. “You can call us rednecks if you want. We’re not offended, ’cause we know what we’re all about. We get up and go to work, we get up and go to church, and we get up and go to war when necessary.”

— Jeff Foxworthy

153. “I refuse to this day to do e-mail because everybody I know that does it, it takes another two or three hours a day. I don’t want to give two or three more hours away.”

— Jeff Foxworthy

154. “You might be a redneck if you’ve ever stood in line to get your picture taken with a freak of nature.”

— Jeff Foxworthy

155. “You might be a redneck if your kids are going hungry tonight because you just had to have those Yosemite Sam mud flaps.”

— Jeff Foxworthy

156. “You might be a redneck if you have to check in the bottom of your shoe for change so you can get Grandma a new plug of tobacco.”

— Jeff Foxworthy

157. “Being a comedian, people tell me stuff they shouldn’t tell their therapist.”

— Jeff Foxworthy

158. “Nothing in life prepares you to be famous.”

— Jeff Foxworthy

159. “You might be a redneck if when you leave your house, you are followed by federal agents of the Bureau of Alcohol Tobacco and Firearms, and the only thing you worry about is if you can lose them or not.”

— Jeff Foxworthy

160. “You might be a redneck if you prominently display a gift you bought at Graceland.”

— Jeff Foxworthy

161. “You might be a redneck if motel 6 turns off the lights when they see you coming.”

— Jeff Foxworthy

162. “The more excited the rooster gets, the higher his voice goes. He’s got a little bit of a Barney Fife quality to him.”

— Jeff Foxworthy

163. “Thank God I’m at that point in my career where I don’t have to take stuff that I don’t really want to do.”

— Jeff Foxworthy

164. “You might be a redneck if your vehicle has a two-tone paint job – primer red and primer gray.”

— Jeff Foxworthy

165. “You might be a redneck if you were shooting pool when your kids were born.”

— Jeff Foxworthy

166. “For the first time ever I was taking the family on the road. We stayed with my in-laws, which on life’s list of experiences ranks right below sitting in a tub full of scissors.”

— Jeff Foxworthy

167. “What I hated was doing what somebody in LA thought Jeff Foxworthy ought to do.”

— Jeff Foxworthy

168. “There’s a whole segment of the population with a mentality that bases good times on where they can go and what they can buy.”

— Jeff Foxworthy

169. “If you have ever spray-painted your girlfriends name on an overpass, you might be a redneck.”

— Jeff Foxworthy

170. “I had to perform at the White House for the president, That’s always kind of a weird set to try to put together.”

— Jeff Foxworthy

171. “You might be a redneck if in an effort to watch your cholesterol, you eat Spam Lite.”

— Jeff Foxworthy

172. “In my life, I have driven some crappy vehicles. But I have never been so desperate for a vehicle that I wanted a used rental car.”

— Jeff Foxworthy

173. “I would love for someone to offer me a serious part in something. I don’t know if I could even pull it off, but I would like to be the cowboy that rides off and someone shoots him off the horse in the middle of town. Just a serious role. It wouldn’t have to be a big one.”

— Jeff Foxworthy

174. “I think with a comedian, when you get to the point of a greatest hits, it’s kind of an acknowledgment that you’ve been doing stand-up a long time, which not very many people do.”

— Jeff Foxworthy

175. “You might be a redneck if you grow Vidalia onions, rather than considering them a gourmet item.”

— Jeff Foxworthy

176. “I think for one thing, kids are a lot smarter now then we ever were.”

— Jeff Foxworthy

177. “I’ve been to all 50 states, and traveled this whole country, and 90 percent of the people are good folks. The rest of them take after the other side of the family.”

— Jeff Foxworthy

178. “You might be a redneck if your dogs name is Miller Light.”

— Jeff Foxworthy

179. “You might be a redneck if your momma gives you tips on how to sneak booze into sporting events.”

— Jeff Foxworthy

180. “I tried real hard to play golf, and I was so bad at it they would have to check me for ticks at the end of the round because I’d spent about half the day in the woods.”

— Jeff Foxworthy

181. “I’ve gotten to the point I won’t even watch the 11 o’clock news. You just walk away from it thinking how bad everything is.”

— Jeff Foxworthy

182. “When I did the sitcom I was too naive. I thought, Well, they know what they’re talking about, let’s do that.”

— Jeff Foxworthy

183. “Comics don’t usually have very long careers, and I’m 22 years into this.”

— Jeff Foxworthy

184. “You might be a redneck if you’re moved to tears every time you hear Dolly Parton singing I Will Always Love You.”

— Jeff Foxworthy

185. “People would say, Can we develop a sitcom around you? and I would say, Not interested. I’m very happy doing standup and writing and taking my kids to school.”

— Jeff Foxworthy

186. “All these years I’ve sat in airports and kind of drawn people and put like Far Side captions on them.”

— Jeff Foxworthy

187. “We probably stagnate our children’s emotional growth by not letting them have some separation from us.”

— Jeff Foxworthy

188. “I was talking to Alan Jackson. He had his second Greatest Hits album. He said, You don’t ever get into this really thinking you’re gonna make it.”

— Jeff Foxworthy

189. “Little girls love dolls. They just don’t love dolls clothes.”

— Jeff Foxworthy

190. “As a comic, you learn to use your voice because you don’t have the benefit of visual things.”

— Jeff Foxworthy

191. “I really don’t require a whole lot in life.”

— Jeff Foxworthy

192. “It’s hard to think of yourself as a loser at 2 years old.”

— Jeff Foxworthy