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Top 500 Kurt Vonnegut Quotes (2025 Update)
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Kurt Vonnegut Quote: “Sometimes I think it is a great mistake to have matter that can think and feel. It complains so.”
Kurt Vonnegut Quote: “Music makes practically everybody fonder of life than he or she would be without it.”
Kurt Vonnegut Quote: “If you make people laugh or cry about little black marks on sheets of white paper, what is that but a practical joke? All the great story lines are great practical jokes that people fall for over and over again.”
Kurt Vonnegut Quote: “What good is a planet called Earth, after all, if you own no land?”
Kurt Vonnegut Quote: “You have never seen greatness in a Presidency; I have. It was a rich kid who you would think had every reason to be a horse’s ass – Franklin Roosevelt. He was humane and wise and resourceful. He was called a traitor to his class.”
Kurt Vonnegut Quote: “I used my daughter’s crayons for each main character. One end of the wallpaper was the beginning of the story, and the other end was the end, and then there was all that middle part, which was the middle.”
Kurt Vonnegut Quote: “Trust a crowd to look at the wrong end of a miracle every time.”
Kurt Vonnegut Quote: “I consider writing an act of good citizenship.”
Kurt Vonnegut Quote: “I was taught that the human brain was the crowning glory of evolution so far, but I think it’s a very poor scheme for survival.”
Kurt Vonnegut Quote: “In the era of big brains, life stories could end up any which way. Look at mine.”
Kurt Vonnegut Quote: “The biggest laughs are based on the biggest disappointments and the biggest fears.”
Kurt Vonnegut Quote: “The right of the people to peacefully assemble and petition their government for a redress of grievances is now worth a pitcher of warm spit. That’s because TV will not come and treat it respectfully. Television is really something.”
Kurt Vonnegut Quote: “Jokes have to be quite naked to be understood. They have to be quite simple.”
Kurt Vonnegut Quote: “He is in a constant state of stage fright, he says, because he never knows what part of his life he is going to have to act in next.”
Kurt Vonnegut Quote: “Some persons seem to like you, and others seem to hate you, and you must wonder why. They are simply liking machines and hating machines.”
Kurt Vonnegut Quote: “I know of very few people who are dreaming of a world for their grandchildren.”
Kurt Vonnegut Quote: “Thank God for novelists. Thank God there are people willing to write everything down. Otherwise, so much would be forgotten.”
Kurt Vonnegut Quote: “One thing I hate about school committees today is that they cut arts programs out of the curriculum because they say the arts aren’t a way to make a living.”
Kurt Vonnegut Quote: “Since Alice had never received any religious instruction, and since she had led a blameless life, she never thought of her awful luck as being anything but accidents in a very busy place. Good for her.”
Kurt Vonnegut Quote: “Is there nothing I have done which will outlive me, other than the opprobrium of my first wife and sons and grandchildren? Do I care? Doesn’t everybody? Poor me. Poor practically everybody, with so little durable good to leave behind!”
Kurt Vonnegut Quote: “Humor is a way of holding off how awful life can be, to protect yourself.”
Kurt Vonnegut Quote: “You meet saints everywhere. They can be anywhere. They are people behaving decently in an indecent society.”
Kurt Vonnegut Quote: “Round and round we spin, with feet of lead and wings of tin.”
Kurt Vonnegut Quote: “Take it moment by moment, and you will find that we are all, as I’ve said before, bugs in amber.”
Kurt Vonnegut Quote: “If it weren’t for the message of mercy and pity in Jesus’ Sermon on the Mount, I wouldn’t want to be a human being. I would just as soon be a rattlesnake.”
Kurt Vonnegut Quote: “Roses are red, And ready for plucking, You’re sixteen, And ready for high school.”
Kurt Vonnegut Quote: “We are America’s Great Lakes people, her freshwater people, not an oceanic but a continental people. Whenever I swim in an ocean, I feel as though I am swimming in chicken soup.”
Kurt Vonnegut Quote: “There is no way a beautiful woman can live up to what she looks like for any appreciable length of time.”
Kurt Vonnegut Quote: “Montana was naked, and so was Billy, of course. He had a tremendous wang, incidentally. You never know who’ll get one.”
Kurt Vonnegut Quote: “In the water I am beautiful.”
Kurt Vonnegut Quote: “It’s a terrible waste to be happy and not notice it.”
Kurt Vonnegut Quote: “It’s perfectly ordinary to be a socialist. It’s perfectly normal to be in favor of fire departments.”
Kurt Vonnegut Quote: “There is no beginning, no middle, no end, no suspense, no moral, no causes, no effects. What we love in our books are the depths of many marvelous moments seen all at one time.”
Kurt Vonnegut Quote: “The bounties of space, of infinite outwardness, were three: empty heroics, low comedy, and pointless death.”
Kurt Vonnegut Quote: “Bill Gates says, ‘Wait till you can see what your computer can become.’ But it’s you who should be doing the becoming. What you can become is the miracle you were born to work-not the damn fool computer.”
Kurt Vonnegut Quote: “Don’t put one foot in your job and the other in your dream, Ed. Go ahead and quit, or resign yourself to this life. It’s just too much of a temptation for fate to split you right up the middle before you’ve made up your mind which way to go.”
Kurt Vonnegut Quote: “I am better now. Word of honour: I am better now.”
Kurt Vonnegut Quote: “There’s only one me, and I’m stuck with him.”
Kurt Vonnegut Quote: “Never take liquor into the bedroom. Don’t stick anything in your ears. Be anything but an architect. Live in a nice country rather than a powerful one. Power makes everybody crazy. Get somebody to teach you to play a musical instrument.”
Kurt Vonnegut Quote: “Having a yacht is a reason for being more cheerful than most.”
Kurt Vonnegut Quote: “I went to New York to be born again. And when the train plunged into a tunnel under New York City, with its lining of pipes and wires, I was out of the womb and into the birth canal.”
Kurt Vonnegut Quote: “One thing I learned, with permission of the school committee of Indianapolis, was that when a tyrant or a government gets in trouble it wonders what to do. Declare war! Then nothing else matters. It’s like chess; when in doubt, castle.”
Kurt Vonnegut Quote: “Their imaginations were flywheels on the ramshackle machinery of the awful truth.”
Kurt Vonnegut Quote: “It is time for me to be dead for a little while – and then live again.”
Kurt Vonnegut Quote: “Your eloquence should be the servant of the ideas in your head. Your rule might be this: If a sentence, no matter how excellent, does not illuminate your subject in some new and useful way, scratch it out.”
Kurt Vonnegut Quote: “My soul knows my meat is doing bad things, and is embarrassed. But my meat just keeps right on doing bad, dumb things.”
Kurt Vonnegut Quote: “A society is only as healthy as its ideas are humane.”
Kurt Vonnegut Quote: “Man created the checkerboard; God created the karass.”
Kurt Vonnegut Quote: “What made marriage so difficult back then was yet again that instigator of so many other sorts of heartbreak: the oversize brain.”
Kurt Vonnegut Quote: “We’re not too young for love, just too young for about everything there is that goes with love.”
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