Top 200 Ozzy Osbourne Quotes (2024 Update)
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101. “Most guys my age are boring human beings. They sit in bars, get drunk, and then go home to tell their kids the way to rule their lives, while they’re absolutely stewed out of their brains.”

— Ozzy Osbourne

102. “I once had a dream about getting a marriage, house in the country, and at the end of the day we’d retire, but I’m never going to retire.”

— Ozzy Osbourne

103. “Unholy soldier, disciple of sin, what kind of mind are you living in?”

— Ozzy Osbourne

104. “My mother was an amateur singer, my father was an amateur drunk.”

— Ozzy Osbourne

105. “I advise that pregnant women do not come to my concerts.”

— Ozzy Osbourne

106. “Still, one of the few good things about being dyslexic is that when I say I don’t read reviews, I mean I don’t read reviews.”

— Ozzy Osbourne

107. “When you’re in love, it’s not just about the messing around in the sack, it’s about how empty you feel when they’re gone.”

— Ozzy Osbourne

108. “There’s no present, there’s no future, I don’t even know about the past.”

— Ozzy Osbourne

109. “You’ve got to try and take things to the next level, or you’ll just get stuck in a rut.”

— Ozzy Osbourne

110. “I like the word f-k. F-king deal with it and move on to the first f-king question you have.”

— Ozzy Osbourne

111. “People think I’m crazy, but I’m in demand.”

— Ozzy Osbourne

112. “I tried heroin once and I didn’t like it. It frightened me.”

— Ozzy Osbourne

113. “With my recovery programme, I have to do a daily inventory of how my day has been. I am terribly dyslexic and have attention deficit disorder, so I have to carry a tape recorder everywhere I go.”

— Ozzy Osbourne

114. “I can honestly say, all the bad things that ever happened to me were directly, directly attributed to drugs and alcohol. I mean, I would never urinate at the Alamo at nine o’clock in the morning dressed in a woman’s evening dress sober.”

— Ozzy Osbourne

115. “I never received any encouragement. My father would work nights and my mother would work during the day. We were expected to get a job with a trade.”

— Ozzy Osbourne

116. “If you can laugh at your mistakes, it’s a good thing.”

— Ozzy Osbourne

117. “I live in a 9 million dollar turd.”

— Ozzy Osbourne

118. “It had a huge impact on me, ‘Smells Like Teen Spirit’ – and I was very proud when I found out that Kurt Cobain was a fan of mine. I thought he was awesome.”

— Ozzy Osbourne

119. “Chocolate thickens the saliva, which isn’t good news if you’ve gotta recite Shakespeare or sing Iron Man. Having said that, you’re not supposed to drink tea either but I still do before gigs. It’s not very rock and roll, but it’s like a magic potion to me.”

— Ozzy Osbourne

120. “To be a liar, you’ve got to have a great memory, and I don’t have a memory.”

— Ozzy Osbourne

121. “I used to smoke cigarettes, smoke dope, do smack, every f – – thing. First, I couldn’t function without it. Then I couldn’t do anything with or without it. Then I thought, “This is the end of the line for my fun days.””

— Ozzy Osbourne

122. “I’ve had every known chemical – cocaine, booze – and tobacco is the hardest one in the world for me to quit. You watch old flicks? It’s suggestion by looking at something: You see a cigarette, and it makes you want to smoke!”

— Ozzy Osbourne

123. “There are no identical twins, or forgivable sins.”

— Ozzy Osbourne

124. “With time, people forget to say, “Darling I love you.” just that word...”

— Ozzy Osbourne

125. “Take my hand and we’ll go riding through the sunshine from above. We’ll find happiness together in the summer skies of love.”

— Ozzy Osbourne

126. “I used to fantasize that Paul McCartney would marry my sister.”

— Ozzy Osbourne

127. “If that’s the only thing that’s stopping war then thank God for the bomb.”

— Ozzy Osbourne

128. “I’m not a big fan of TV. It’s an unavoidable situation being Ozzy Osbourne, people want you to go on chat shows, and I’m not good at it. I don’t feel comfortable doing it.”

— Ozzy Osbourne

129. “I don’t know who Ozzy is. I wake up a new person every day.”

— Ozzy Osbourne

130. “The introduction of heartache began as a child.”

— Ozzy Osbourne

131. “I hated school. Hated it.”

— Ozzy Osbourne

132. “Destiny planned out, I don’t need no hand out.”

— Ozzy Osbourne

133. “He protected his feelings in walls he imagined, but castles crumble exposing the frightened child.”

— Ozzy Osbourne

134. “It was one of the greatest experiences of my life to meet Paul McCartney. It was phenomenal.”

— Ozzy Osbourne

135. “I hyperventilate opening a box of chocolates. I’m the most nervous guy in the world, a frightened little man on red alert from when I wake until I go to sleep. I was born with fear.”

— Ozzy Osbourne

136. “I never thought I could write anything or do a show sober, ever. But I did the Black Sabbath shows sober, and it was so much better fun for me, and everybody.”

— Ozzy Osbourne

137. “I was never good at sports. I was never good at exams, because they didn’t understand dyslexia.”

— Ozzy Osbourne

138. “I have a night off on Halloween. It’s Halloween for me every night. Let everybody else be Ozzy for the night. People go out dressed as me.”

— Ozzy Osbourne

139. “Do you want me crucified for my profanity?”

— Ozzy Osbourne

140. “I don’t know whose brilliant idea that was, but it wasn’t mine, that’s for sure.”

— Ozzy Osbourne

141. “A foolish picture I live in disgust, degradation being eaten by lust.”

— Ozzy Osbourne

142. “I’m hoping to do a Broadway musical on the life of Rasputin. He’s someone I can definitely identify with.”

— Ozzy Osbourne

143. “International rock star – gravy maker extraordinaire.”

— Ozzy Osbourne

144. “Be good and honest to your fellow man and try to do something good for somebody – thet’s my philosophy.”

— Ozzy Osbourne

145. “I couldn’t be a royal. It’s like living in a supersonic goldfish bowl.”

— Ozzy Osbourne

146. “When you’re young, you’re stupid. You do silly things.”

— Ozzy Osbourne

147. “Let me explain something to you – you have not been standing in front of thirty thousand decibals for thirty-five years – write me a note!”

— Ozzy Osbourne

148. “I cannot turn down this incredible honor twice.”

— Ozzy Osbourne

149. “I’ve had so much good luck happen to me that I can’t handle bad luck.”

— Ozzy Osbourne

150. “Black Sabbath wasn’t like the Bon Jovis of the time. We were just a bunch of guys that were against the grain of society. And we sung about things that people thought back then.”

— Ozzy Osbourne