Top 200 Ozzy Osbourne Quotes (2025 Update)

1. “Don’t ask me, I don’t know.”

— Ozzy Osbourne

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2. “You can’t kill Rock ‘n’ Roll. It’s here to stay.”

— Ozzy Osbourne

3. “Out of everything I’ve lost, I miss my mind the most!”

— Ozzy Osbourne

4. “Maybe it’s not too late to learn how to love and forget how to hate.”

— Ozzy Osbourne

5. “Life’s not all about money.”

— Ozzy Osbourne

6. “Mental wounds not healing, who and what’s to blame. I’m going off the rails on a crazy train.”

— Ozzy Osbourne

7. “You’ve got to believe in yourself, or no one will believe in you. Imagination is like a bird on the wing, flying free for you to use.”

— Ozzy Osbourne

8. “Suicide is the only way out.”

— Ozzy Osbourne

9. “I’m not the kind of person you think I am, I’m not the anti-Christ, or the iron man.”

— Ozzy Osbourne

10. “I am going through changes.”

— Ozzy Osbourne

11. “You can choose, don’t confuse, win or lose, it’s up to you.”

— Ozzy Osbourne

12. “What can go wrong will go wrong.”

— Ozzy Osbourne

13. “Rock and roll is my religion.”

— Ozzy Osbourne

14. “You’re chasing the dragon, you’re chasing the high. A bird with one wing, who’s still trying to fly.”

— Ozzy Osbourne

15. “I don’t know what’s going to happen tomorrow and I can’t relive yesterday but I live in the moment if I can.”

— Ozzy Osbourne

16. “Tell me where do I belong in a sick society?”

— Ozzy Osbourne

17. “The road to nowhere leads to me.”

— Ozzy Osbourne

18. “You gotta be really careful what you bite off. Don’t bite off more than you can chew. It’s a dangerous world.”

— Ozzy Osbourne

19. “My son Jack once said to me, ‘Dad, do you think people are laughing with you or at you?’ And I said, ‘I don’t care as long as they’re laughing.’”

— Ozzy Osbourne

20. “Sometimes I’m scared of being Ozzy Osbourne. But it could have been worse. I could have been Sting.”

— Ozzy Osbourne

21. “Nobody ever told me, I found out for myself, You gotta believe in foolish miracles, it’s not how you play the game, it’s if you win or lose, you can choose, don’t confuse, win or lose.”

— Ozzy Osbourne

22. “Everybody’s having fun, except me I’m the lonely one I live in shame.”

— Ozzy Osbourne

23. “There are no unbeatable odds, there are no believable gods.”

— Ozzy Osbourne

24. “People say it’s hard at the top, but it’s even harder at the bottom.”

— Ozzy Osbourne

25. “The Beatles gave me everything. Especially Paul McCartney. I adore him.”

— Ozzy Osbourne

26. “Thank God for the bomb. Nuke ya, nuke ya.”

— Ozzy Osbourne

27. “I’m not a musician – I’m a ham.”

— Ozzy Osbourne

28. “I’m a lunatic by nature, and lunatics don’t need training – they just are.”

— Ozzy Osbourne

29. “God is within you. God is a nice feeling. He’s the flowers and smells and the nice things in life.”

— Ozzy Osbourne

30. “I don’t want you to play me a riff that’s going to impress Joe Satriani; give me a riff that makes a kid want to go out and buy a guitar and learn to play.”

— Ozzy Osbourne

31. “I’ll buy myself some plastic water, I should have married Lennon’s daughter.”

— Ozzy Osbourne

32. “Freddie is great. At a time when everybody around was doing God knows what, Queen was making music.”

— Ozzy Osbourne

33. “It’s sad, y’know, what money does to people.”

— Ozzy Osbourne

34. “Drugs and alcohol were ruling my life. I made a lot of bad decisions while I was drinking alcohol. The first thing I stopped was cigarettes and tobacco.”

— Ozzy Osbourne

35. “I’m into rock’n’roll because rock’n’roll, to me, means freedom.”

— Ozzy Osbourne

36. “I got rabies shots for biting the head off a bat but that’s OK – the bat had to get Ozzy shots.”

— Ozzy Osbourne

37. “Rock music is not meant to be perfect.”

— Ozzy Osbourne

38. “When I heard The Beatles, I said, ‘That’s it. That’s what I want to be. I want to be a Beatle.’”

— Ozzy Osbourne

39. “You learn who your friends are when the sh-t hits the fan.”

— Ozzy Osbourne

40. “They say military have the so-called ‘secret intelligence’ – this amount of intelligence must be very secret, since I’ve never seen any intelligent military person, nor I have seen any sense in the bloody stupid wars.”

— Ozzy Osbourne

41. “A Christian man is a man who is within himself, who puts out good vibes.”

— Ozzy Osbourne

42. “Black illusion is all I ever see.”

— Ozzy Osbourne

43. “Dogs smoke in France.”

— Ozzy Osbourne

44. “Tell me I’m a sinner I got news for you I spoke to God this morning and he don’t like you! Don’t you try and teach me no original sin; I don’t need your pity for the shape I’m in.”

— Ozzy Osbourne

45. “The media sells it and you live the role.”

— Ozzy Osbourne

46. “Weather in Afghanistan, 2000 degrees and cloudy. What the f-ck am I doing? I’m stuck on the weather channel. AHHH!”

— Ozzy Osbourne

47. “Children of the future, watching empires fall. Madness the cup they drink from, self destruction the toll.”

— Ozzy Osbourne

48. “All rehab can do is tell you what’s wrong with you and then suggest ways for you to get better.”

— Ozzy Osbourne

49. “The funny thing is, I was never much of a fighter. Better a live coward than a dead hero, that was my motto.”

— Ozzy Osbourne

50. “Evil thoughts and evil doing, cold, alone, you hang in ruins.”

— Ozzy Osbourne