“Modern cyberspace is a deadly festering swamp, teeming with dangerous programs such as ‘viruses,’ ‘worms,’ ‘Trojan horses’ and ‘licensed Microsoft software’ that can take over your computer and render it useless.”
1. “Why join the navy if you can be a pirate?”
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2. “The road to success is always under construction.”
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4. “I need a six month vacation twice a year.”
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5. “Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.”
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12. “The only place success comes before work is in the dictionary.”
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13. “Dear Karma, I have a list of people that you missed.”
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18. “Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7 of your life.”
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19. “I’d kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.”
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20. “If I had asked people what they wanted, they would have said faster horses.”
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26. “Work expands so as to fill the time available for its completion.”
— Parkinson's law
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28. “Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.”
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34. “Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.”
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37. “A day without laughter is a day wasted.”
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38. “Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.”
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39. “So long, and thanks for all the fish.”
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43. “Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.”
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44. “I’d far rather be happy than right any day.”
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48. “Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.”
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49. “42 is a nice number that you can take home and introduce to your family.”
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