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Dave Barry Quotes

Dave Barry Quote: “Never be afraid to try something new. Remember that a lone amateur built the Ark. A large group of professionals built the Titanic.”
Dave Barry Quote: “If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will achieve, its full potential, that word would be ‘meetings.’”
Dave Barry Quote: “A person who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a nice person.”
Dave Barry Quote: “It is better to be rich and healthy than poor and sick.”
Dave Barry Quote: “It is inhumane, in my opinion, to force people who have a genuine medical need for coffee to wait in line behind people who apparently view it as some kind of recreational activity.”
Dave Barry Quote: “Everyone has a right to be stupid. Some just abuse the privilege.”
Dave Barry Quote: “Meetings are places where dead ideas rise from their graves and eat the brains of the living.”
Dave Barry Quote: “People in the computer industry use the term ‘user,’ which to them means ‘idiot.’”
Dave Barry Quote: “There comes a time when you should stop expecting other people to make a big deal about your birthday. That time is age 11.”
Dave Barry Quote: “I can win an argument on any topic, against any opponent. People know this, and steer clear of me at parties. Often, as a sign of their great respect, they don’t even invite me.”
Dave Barry Quote: “As a professional journalist, I am always looking for new ways to get paid for being motionless.”
Dave Barry Quote: “Proofread carefully to see if you any words out.”
Dave Barry Quote: “What women want: To be loved, to be listened to, to be desired, to be respected, to be needed, to be trusted, and sometimes, just to be held. What men want: Tickets to the World Series.”
Dave Barry Quote: “You can only be young once. But you can always be immature.”
Dave Barry Quote: “Murphy’s golden rule: Whoever has the gold, makes the rules.”
Dave Barry Quote: “The word user is the word used by the computer professional when they mean idiot.”
Dave Barry Quote: “Camping is nature’s way of promoting the motel business.”
Dave Barry Quote: “You should not confuse your career with your life.”
Dave Barry Quote: “A perfect parent is a person with excellent child-rearing theories and no actual children.”
Dave Barry Quote: “And that’s the wonderful thing about family travel: it provides you with experiences that will remain locked forever in the scar tissue of your mind.”
Dave Barry Quote: “The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion or ethnic background, is that we all believe we are above-average drivers.”
Dave Barry Quote: “Buying the right computer and getting it to work properly is no more complicated than building a nuclear reactor from wristwatch parts in a darkened room using only your teeth.”
Dave Barry Quote: “Your hand and your mouth agreed many years ago that, as far as chocolate is concerned, there is no need to involve your brain.”
Dave Barry Quote: “Magnetism is one of the Six Fundamental Forces of the Universe, with the other five being Gravity, Duct Tape, Whining, Remote Control, and The Force That Pulls Dogs Toward The Groins Of Strangers.”
Dave Barry Quote: “The Internet: transforming society and shaping the future through chat.”
Dave Barry Quote: “Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting.”
Dave Barry Quote: “There is a very fine line between hobby and mental illness.”
Dave Barry Quote: “The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl.”
Dave Barry Quote: “For people who like peace and quiet: a phoneless cord.”
Dave Barry Quote: “The real threat to whales is whaling, which has endangered many whale species.”
Dave Barry Quote: “Ask not what your country can do for you. Ask whether your country has been inhaling paint-thinner fumes.”
Dave Barry Quote: “It is a well- known fact that although the public is fine when taken individually, when it forms itself into large groups, it tends to act as though it has one partially consumed Pez tablet for a brain.”
Dave Barry Quote: “Nobody understands how hard it is, being a captain.”
Dave Barry Quote: “Electricity is actually made up of extremely tiny particles called electrons, that you cannot see with the naked eye unless you have been drinking.”
Dave Barry Quote: “Dating means doing a lot of fun things you will never do again if you get married. The fun stops with marriage because you’re trying to save money for when you split up your property.”
Dave Barry Quote: “Never lick a steak knife.”
Dave Barry Quote: “Magnetism, as you recall from physics class, is a powerful force that causes certain items to be attracted to refrigerators.”
Dave Barry Quote: “Like all writers, my greatest inspiration, my ultimate muse, is a deadline.”
Dave Barry Quote: “It always rains on tents. Rainstorms will travel thousands of miles, against prevailing winds for the opportunity to rain on a tent.”
Dave Barry Quote: “Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.”
Dave Barry Quote: “I can snap your spine like a toothpick.”
Dave Barry Quote: “It was not easy victory in the America Cup. Our boys spent years experimenting with different designs for their boat before they came up with the innovative idea of having a submerged nuclear submarine tow it.”
Dave Barry Quote: “The best baby-sitters, of course, are the baby’s grandparents. You feel completely comfortable entrusting your baby to them for long periods, which is why most grandparents flee to Florida.”
Dave Barry Quote: “Long, long ago, before eruptions were invented, the molten lava had to be carried down the mountainside, bucket by bucket, and poured over the sleeping villagers. This took time.”
Dave Barry Quote: “To an adolescent, there is nothing in the world more embarrassing than a parent.”
Dave Barry Quote: “I bought Windows 2.0, Windows 3.0, Windows 3.1415926, Windows 95, Windows 98, Windows ME, Windows RSVP, The Best of Windows, Windows Strikes Back, Windows Does Dallas, and Windows Let’s All Buy Bill Gates a House the Size of Vermont.”
Dave Barry Quote: “As Americans we must always remember that we all have a common enemy, an enemy that is dangerous, powerful, and relentless. I refer, of course, to the federal government.”
Dave Barry Quote: “Experts agree that the best type of computer for your individual needs is one that comes on the market about two days after you actually purchase some other computer.”
Dave Barry Quote: “Do not spit gum in the drinking fountains.”
Dave Barry Quote: “Unlike cats dogs never scratch you when you wash them. They just become very sad and try to figure out what they did wrong.”
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