Top 400 Robert G. Ingersoll Quotes (2024 Update)
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201. “In a world of cruelty, sympathy is a crime, and in a world of lies, truth is blasphemy.”

— Robert G. Ingersoll

202. “If the property belongs to God he is able to pay the tax.”

— Robert G. Ingersoll

203. “Fear paints pictures of ghosts and hangs them in the gallery of ignorance.”

— Robert G. Ingersoll

204. “A fact never went into partnership with a miracle. Truth scorns the assistance of wonders. A fact will fit every other fact in the universe, and that is how you can tell whether it is or is not a fact. A lie will not fit anything except another lie.”

— Robert G. Ingersoll

205. “The Christians say, that among the ancient Jews, if you committed a crime you had to kill a sheep. Now they say ‘charge it.’ ‘Put it on the slate.’ The Savior will pay it. In this way, rascality is sold on credit, and the credit system in morals, as in business, breeds extravagance.”

— Robert G. Ingersoll

206. “I am going to put the Bible out of business.”

— Robert G. Ingersoll

207. “If there be gods we cannot help them, but we can assist our fellow men. We cannot love the inconceivable, but we can love wife and child and friend.”

— Robert G. Ingersoll

208. “In the presence of death I affirm and reaffirm the truth of all that I have said against the superstitions of the world. I would say that much on the subject with my last breath.”

— Robert G. Ingersoll

209. “The true civilization is where every man gives to every other every right that he claims for himself.”

— Robert G. Ingersoll

210. “There is something wrong in a government where they who do the most have the least. There is something wrong when honesty wears a rag, and rascality a robe; when the loving, the tender, east a crust, while the infamous sit at banquets.”

— Robert G. Ingersoll

211. “Religion has not civilized man, man has civilized religion.”

— Robert G. Ingersoll

212. “I am anxious to give away information, for it is only by giving it away that you can keep it. When you have told it, you remember it. It is with information as it is with liberty, the only way to be dead sure of it is to give it to other people.”

— Robert G. Ingersoll

213. “If we are immortal, it is a fact of nature, and that fact does not depend on bibles, on Christs, priest, or creeds.”

— Robert G. Ingersoll

214. “The undressed is vulgar; the nude is pure, and the well-dressed tainted.”

— Robert G. Ingersoll

215. “It is told that the great Angelo, in decorating a church, painted some angels wearing sandals. A cardinal looking at the picture said to the artist: Whoever saw angels with sandals? Angelo answered with another question: Whoever saw an angel barefooted?”

— Robert G. Ingersoll

216. “The man who invented the telescope found out more about heaven than the closed eyes of prayer ever discovered.”

— Robert G. Ingersoll

217. “What light is to the eyes – what air is to the lungs – what love is to the heart, liberty is to the soul of man.”

— Robert G. Ingersoll

218. “Nothing but truth is immortal.”

— Robert G. Ingersoll

219. “There is the same difference between talent and genius that there is between a stone mason and a sculptor.”

— Robert G. Ingersoll

220. “The record of a generous life runs like a vine around the memory of our dead, and every sweet unselfish act is now a perfumed flower.”

— Robert G. Ingersoll

221. “The combined wisdom and genius of all mankind cannot possibly conceive of an argument against liberty of thought.”

— Robert G. Ingersoll

222. “We must remember that we have to make judges out of men, and that by being made judges their prejudices are not diminished and their intelligence is not increased.”

— Robert G. Ingersoll

223. “Few rich men own their property; their property owns them.”

— Robert G. Ingersoll

224. “It may be that ministers really think that their prayers do good, and it may be that frogs imagine that their croaking brings spring.”

— Robert G. Ingersoll

225. “Nothing could add to the horror of hell, except the presence of its creator, God. While I have life, as long as I draw breath, I shall deny with all my strength, and hate with every drop of my blood, this infinite lie.”

— Robert G. Ingersoll

226. “No man should kill himself as long as he can be of the least use to anybody, and if you cannot find some person that you are willing to do something for, find a good dog and take care of him. You have no idea how much better you will feel.”

— Robert G. Ingersoll

227. “The falling leaf that tells of autumn’s death is, in a subtler sense, a prophecy of spring.”

— Robert G. Ingersoll

228. “The old lady who said there must be a devil, else how could they make pictures that looked exactly like him, reasoned like a trained theologian – like a doctor of divinity.”

— Robert G. Ingersoll

229. “There is only one way to be happy, and that is to make somebody else so, and you cannot be happy by going cross lots; you have got to go the regular turnpike road.”

— Robert G. Ingersoll

230. “The careful reader of the New Testament will find three Christs described: – One who wished to preserve Judaism – one who wished to reform it, and one who built a system of his own.”

— Robert G. Ingersoll

231. “For the most part we inherit our opinions. We are the heirs of habits and mental customs. Our beliefs, like the fashion of our garments, depend on where we were born. We are molded and fashioned by our surroundings.”

— Robert G. Ingersoll

232. “There can be but little liberty on earth while men worship a tyrant in heaven.”

— Robert G. Ingersoll

233. “It is incredible that only idiots are absolutely sure of salvation. It is incredible that the more brain you have the less your chance is. There can be no danger in honest thought, and if the world ever advances beyond what it is to-day, it must be led by men who express their real opinions.”

— Robert G. Ingersoll

234. “Language is not subtle enough, tender enough, to express all that we feel; and when language fails, the highest and deepest longings are translated into music. Music is the sunshine – the climate – of the soul, and it floods the heart with a perfect June.”

— Robert G. Ingersoll

235. “The glory of science is, that it is freeing the soul, breaking the mental manacles, getting the brain out of bondage, giving courage to thought, filling the world with mercy, justice, and joy.”

— Robert G. Ingersoll

236. “Intellectual liberty is the air of the soul, the sunshine of the mind, and without it, the world is a prison, the universe is a dungeon.”

— Robert G. Ingersoll

237. “I am the inferior of any man whose rights I trample under foot. Men are not superior by reason of accidents of race or color. They are superior who have the best heart-the best brain.”

— Robert G. Ingersoll

238. “The good part of Christmas is not always Christian – it is generally Pagan; that is to say, human, natural.”

— Robert G. Ingersoll

239. “If, with all the time at my disposal, with all the wealth of the resources of this vast universe, to do with as I will, I could not produce a better scheme of life than now prevails, I would be ashamed of my efforts and consider my work a humiliating failure.”

— Robert G. Ingersoll

240. “Is there an intelligent man or woman now in the world who believes in the Garden of Eden story? If you find any man who believes it, strike his forehead and you will hear an echo. Something is for rent.”

— Robert G. Ingersoll

241. “Martyrdom, as a rule, establishes the sincerity of the martyr, never the correctness of his thought. Things are true or false in themselves.”

— Robert G. Ingersoll

242. “An infinite personality is an infinite impossibility.”

— Robert G. Ingersoll

243. “If we should put god in the Constitution there would be no room left for man.”

— Robert G. Ingersoll

244. “I read the other day an account of a meeting between John Knox and John Calvin. Imagine a dialogue between a pestilence and a famine!”

— Robert G. Ingersoll

245. “The rights of men and women should be equal and sacred-marriage should be a perfect partnership.”

— Robert G. Ingersoll

246. “Prayer is of no avail. The lightning falls on the just and the unjust in accordance with natural laws.”

— Robert G. Ingersoll

247. “Ignorance is the soil in which belief in miracles grows.”

— Robert G. Ingersoll

248. “The only evidence, so far as I know, about another life is, first, that we have no evidence; and secondly, that we are rather sorry that we have not, and wish we had.”

— Robert G. Ingersoll

249. “Think of the egotism of a man who believes that an infinite being wants his praise!”

— Robert G. Ingersoll

250. “I have had some trouble in regarding evil as having been intended by infinite Goodness.”

— Robert G. Ingersoll