Top 400 Robert G. Ingersoll Quotes (2024 Update)
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251. “I have had some trouble in regarding evil as having been intended by infinite Goodness.”

— Robert G. Ingersoll

252. “On every hand there seems to be design to defeat design. If God created man – if he is the father of us all, why did he make the criminals, the insane, the deformed and idiotic? Should the mother, who clasps to her breast an idiot child, thank God?”

— Robert G. Ingersoll

253. “Today the intelligence of the world denies the miraculous. Ignorance is the soil of the supernatural. The foundation of Christianity has crumbled, has disappeared, and the entire fabric must fall. The natural is true. The miraculous is false.”

— Robert G. Ingersoll

254. “The man who finds a truth lights a torch.”

— Robert G. Ingersoll

255. “I would not for my life destroy one star of human hope, but I want it so that when a poor woman rocks the cradle and sings a lullaby to the dimpled darling, she will not be compelled to believe that ninety-nine chances in a hundred she is raising kindling wood for hell.”

— Robert G. Ingersoll

256. “An infinite personality is an infinite impossibility.”

— Robert G. Ingersoll

257. “Our hope of immortality does not come from any religions, but nearly all religions come from that hope.”

— Robert G. Ingersoll

258. “I would rather that we all should go to eternal chaos, to black and starless night, than that just one soul should suffer eternal agony.”

— Robert G. Ingersoll

259. “It is an old habit with theologians to beat the living with the bones of the dead.”

— Robert G. Ingersoll

260. “Think of the egotism of a man who believes that an infinite being wants his praise!”

— Robert G. Ingersoll

261. “Love your friends and be just to your enemies.”

— Robert G. Ingersoll

262. “If we admit that some infinite being has controlled the destinies of persons and peoples, history becomes a most cruel and bloody farce.”

— Robert G. Ingersoll

263. “I hate above all things a cross man. What right has he to murder the sunshine of a day? What right has he to assassinate the Joy of life? When you go home, you ought to go like a ray of light-so that it will, even in the night, burst out of the doors and windows and illuminate the darkness.”

— Robert G. Ingersoll

264. “Any doctrine that will not bear investigation is not a fit tenant for the mind of an honest man.”

— Robert G. Ingersoll

265. “The Old Testament filled this world with tyranny and injustice, and the New gives us a future filled with pain for nearly all of the sons of men. The Old Testament describes the hell of the past, and the New the hell of the future.”

— Robert G. Ingersoll

266. “If I owe Smith ten dollars and God forgives me, that doesn’t pay Smith.”

— Robert G. Ingersoll

267. “Logic is the necessary product of intelligence and sincerity. It cannot be learned. It is the child of a clear head and a good heart.”

— Robert G. Ingersoll

268. “No God can put a man in hell in another world, who has made a little heaven in this. God cannot make a man miserable if that man has made somebody else happy.”

— Robert G. Ingersoll

269. “As a matter of fact, no one knows that God exists and no one knows that God does not exist. To my mind there is no evidence that God exists – that this world is governed by a being of infinite goodness, wisdom and power, but I do not pretend to know.”

— Robert G. Ingersoll

270. “Ignorance is the soil in which belief in miracles grows.”

— Robert G. Ingersoll

271. “Good nature is the cheapest commodity in the world, and love is the only thing that will pay ten percent to both borrower and lender.”

— Robert G. Ingersoll

272. “As long as every question is answered by the word “God,” scientific inquiry is simply impossible.”

— Robert G. Ingersoll

273. “I have little confidence in any enterprise or business or investment that promises dividends only after the death of the stockholders.”

— Robert G. Ingersoll

274. “Surely there is grandeur in knowing that in the realm of thought, at least, you are without a chain; that you have the right to explore all heights and depth; that there are no walls nor fences, nor prohibited places, nor sacred corners in all the vast expanse of thought.”

— Robert G. Ingersoll

275. “I am not so much for the freedom of religion as I am for the religion of freedom.”

— Robert G. Ingersoll

276. “Honest investigation is utterly impossible within the pale of any church, for the reason, that if you think the church is right you will not investigate, and if you think it wrong, the church will investigate you.”

— Robert G. Ingersoll

277. “It will probably will not be long until the churches will divide as sharply upon political, as upon theological questions; and when that day comes, if there are not liberals enough to hold the balance of power, this Government will be destroyed. The liberty of man is not safe in the hands of any church. Wherever the Bible and sword are in partnership, man is a slave. 1879.”

— Robert G. Ingersoll

278. “One thing I do know, and that is, that neither hope, nor fear, belief, nor denial, can change the fact. It is as it is, and it will be as it must be.”

— Robert G. Ingersoll

279. “My principal objections to orthodox religion are two: slavery here and hell hereafter.”

— Robert G. Ingersoll

280. “Heresy is what the minority believe; it is the name given by the powerful to the doctrines of the weak.”

— Robert G. Ingersoll

281. “The only reason why we wish to exchange thoughts is that we are different. If we were all the same, we would die dumb. No thought would be expressed after we found that our thoughts were precisely alike. We differ-our thoughts are different. Therefore the commerse that we call conversation.”

— Robert G. Ingersoll

282. “If nobody has too much, everybody will have enough.”

— Robert G. Ingersoll

283. “The object of all education should be to increase the usefulness of man – usefulness to himself and others.”

— Robert G. Ingersoll

284. “Many people think they have religion when they are troubled with dyspepsia.”

— Robert G. Ingersoll

285. “All prayers die in the air which they uselessly agitate.”

— Robert G. Ingersoll

286. “To me, the most obscene word in our language is celibacy.”

— Robert G. Ingersoll

287. “He who treats his friends and enemies alike, has neither love nor justice.”

— Robert G. Ingersoll

288. “God cannot send to eternal pain a man who has done something toward improving the condition of his fellow-man. If he can, I had rather go to hell than to heaven and keep company with such a god.”

— Robert G. Ingersoll

289. “An honest God is the noblest work of man.”

— Robert G. Ingersoll

290. “Cruelty hardens and degrades, kindness reforms and ennobles.”

— Robert G. Ingersoll

291. “Either god should have written a book to fit my brain, or he should have made my brain to fit his book.”

— Robert G. Ingersoll

292. “They say: Belief is important. I say: No, actions are important. Judge by deed, not by creed.”

— Robert G. Ingersoll

293. “The credulity of the church is decreasing, and the most marvelous miracles are not either ‘explained,’ or allowed to take refuge behind the mistakes of the translators, or hide in the drapery of allegory.”

— Robert G. Ingersoll

294. “I have always noticed that the people who have the smallest souls make the most fuss about getting them saved.”

— Robert G. Ingersoll

295. “It seems to me that if there is some infinite being who wants us to think alike he would have made us alike.”

— Robert G. Ingersoll

296. “Nothing could be more dangerous to the existence of this Republic than to introduce religion into politics.”

— Robert G. Ingersoll

297. “Do you not know that every religion in the world has declared every other religion a fraud? Yes, we all know it. That is the time all religions tell the truth – each of the other.”

— Robert G. Ingersoll

298. “If all the historic books of the Bible were blotted from the memory of mankind, nothing of value would be lost...”

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299. “The Church has always been willing to swap off treasures in heaven for cash down.”

— Robert G. Ingersoll

300. “Love is natural. Back of allceremony burns and will forever burn the sacred flame. There has been no time in the world’s history when that torch was extinguished. In all ages, in all climes, among all people, there has been true, pure, and unselfish love.”

— Robert G. Ingersoll